It is I, JJ Jackson, author of the YuYu Q&A series! Hey, I got some guh-reat news!
I'm goin' to be in eight grade, bitches! XD
No, seriously. I'm originally supposed to be in eight grade, but I took some test and now... I'M NOW IN ZETA POD OF THE EIGHTH GRADE!! :D
Now, I am thirteen, so yeah... I SHOULDA BEEN IN EIGHT GRADE!! DX Damn school system...
Now, other than the peeps that are reading this, here are the only people that know I'm gonna be an eight grader tomorrow! (This is an update of 9/23/08)
Trina
CJ
AJ
Tyler
Mi-mama
Mama
Billy
Drew
Shannon
That's all, folks! :D
~FANFICS MADE SO FAR~
(COMPLETE) Kagome's Song: Kagome has problems. The song is Adam's Song by Blink 182. I don't own the lyrics.
(COMPLETE) Kurama's Changes: Kurama has been captured by a village, because he's Youko. So he goes through changes. Song is Changes by 3 Doors Down. Lyrics aren't mine.
(IN PROGRESS) My Protector: Yazmin Yamamoto is the new girl at Kurama's school. What she doesn't know is that she has a demon, a Shape Shifter, sealed inside her body. And she's the last of her kind. So, Hiei has to protect her, but things get awkward when they start to have feelings for each other. HieiYazmin or HieiOC Will be updated ASAP!! PROMISED!! :D (Oh, and since peeps don't really care about my profile anyway, I'm on a roll with this! :D) Story one of the My Trilogy
(IN PROGRESS, WRITER'S BLOCK) True Love: AU Yukina and Hiei are royalty. But when their dad, the King, wants them to marry whom he chose, what'll they do when they've already found their soul mates? HieiHinageshi KuramaYukina
(COMPLETE) YuYu Q&A: When reviewing, ask a YYH character, or me, a question, and we'll sure as hell answer it! Won't accept anymore questions, only reviews/flames.
(COMPLETE) Basketball: When my guyfriends want me to play some B-ball at the church, I have to bring the Spirit Detectives. So we play. Who will win the game?
(COMPLETE) The Wedding: HieiTouya The girls of YYH and I have made plans for a wedding. What kind of chaos will ensue? For Supashi-Bo
(COMPLETE) Crank Calling: I teach the Spirit Detectives how to play, 'Crank Calling'. Will we get in trouble? (grins evily)
(COMPLETE) JJ's Family Reunion: From food to cuts, from family to a snake's POV, nothing will ever be sane at JJ's house! And add the Spirit Detectives, there will be chaos!
(IN PROGRESS) YuYu Q&A 2: WHOOT!! JJ and the YuYu Gang is back, ready for more Qs to answer! Just like YuYu Q&A, all you have to do is ask in a review, and we'll answer.
(COMPLETE) Blind: Sakura's blind, and Naruto is the only one that cares for her. (NOTE, I ONLY WROTE THIS BECAUSE IT CAME TO MIND WHILE I WAS DOING A CHORE, DAMMIT)
(IN PROGRESS) YuYu Fairytalez: Parodies of the 'famous' Disney movies Cinderella, Snow White, Rapunzel, and Sleepin' Beauty! ... With the YuYu Gang and JJ!
(COMPLETE) Random Haiku One: Hiei ~ Just a random haiku that came to mind.
(COMPLETE) Random Haiku Two: Itachi ~ Yet another haiku that came from the mind of JJ Jackson! (laughs evily, then chokes)
(COMPLETE) Masaki's Girlfriend: Hasn't anyone wondered who Masaki's girlfriend is? Well, this is my idea! My first Absolute Boyfriend fic! :D
(COMPLETE) Lollipop!: Dare songfic! JJ and Hiei sing Lollipop by The Chordettes.
(COMPLETE) Their My Candymen?: Sequel to Lollipop! lol
(IN PROGRESS) YuYu Q&A 3: Who said I wasn't gonna post this? And to think, I owe it all to History class! D: Same as the first two Q&As, review with a question... or else... BUHM, BUHM, BUHHHHM!!
(COMPLETE) Naked Beach: HieiTouya. Alternative honeymoon to 'The Wedding'. Based on a banned SNL clip.
~FANFICS THAT'LL HAVE SEQUELS~
YuYu Fairytalez 2!: Sequel to YuYu Fairytalez. So, whatever happened to men being rescued by women, hmm? Well, that's basically this fic!
I Need You: Sequel to Blind. Sakura realizes she was a fool to give up Naruto, and wants him back. But when she sees him with another woman, will she give up or will she fight? NaruSaku Bashing of Naru?
A note... As for the My Trilogy, this one will be kept as a surprise. ;)
~AND FANFICS THAT'LL JUST BE CONTINUED AND'LL STOP WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT~
The YuYu Q&As: This'll keep going on for as long as I want, dammit!
The Random Haikus: I don't give a damn if you hate 'em and want me to discontinue them. I love them with my soul! So, these'll be an on-going thing. :3
~Random Quotes~
"Dude, it's an X." "But, in the original Japanese manga-" "Dude... It's an X." Neji and Naruto
"Dude, that's so sweet!" "Doncha mean-..." "EXCELLENT!!" "(guitar riff, colors change really fast)" Kiba and Neji
"Ow! My boobs! I need those for seducing!" "Like, no one can see them anyway with that Eskimo coat on." Neji and Hinata
"Git er doooone." "(laugh track)" "What is with that laughter? Who would honestly think that's funny?" "HAHAHAHA!! He said 'Git er done'!" "HAHAHAHA!! I think I just pissed my pants!" Hiei, Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Genbu
"F!cking birds!" Yami
"(puts four sugar cubes in tea)" "Dude, what's wrong with you?" "I have diabetes." "Well, maybe you shouldn't eat so much sugar." "Um, excuse me. Which one of us has diabetes?" L and Matsuda
"Thanks Kuramamana!" Hinageshi (She's funny as fuck in the abridged movie!)
"Why are you soaking wet?" "I sweat alot!" "Eww!" Misty and Ash
"It sorta smells like french toast." "Yeah, french toast covered in shit!" Ready to Rumble
"(whispers to a friend)" "JJ, what are you talking about?" "I'm talking about nothing." "You're an idiot! ('gasp' That's my math teacher!)" "IDIOTS EXIST!!" Me and my math teacher
"Who are you?" Me
"I love you!" "What's love?" "..." "Thought so." Me and my weird guyfriend, Bug Eye! Er... Aaron!
"Hey my J!" "Fuck off, Ray-Ray." Me and my guyfriend Ray-Ray
"JJ, how idiotic are you?" "I like cereal!" Me and my mama
"Bow to your sensei!" Me (I was teaching my family Japanese words that I learned from anime!)
"Beanpie!" "(everyone lols)" My sister Shannon and my family (We were watching a show called 'Ninja Warrior' and Bunpei Shiratori, an All-Star, came onto the screen and Shannon screamed out Beanpie. It was hilarious)
"You tiptoe like Frankenstein!" "Fuck you, Shannon!" Shannon and muh bro, Billy
"Hey! I can imitate Billy's breathing!" "OK, do it." "(wheezes loudly)" "(everyone lols)" Me and my sister, Drew (I imitated muh bro's breathing)
"Hey, hey Drew!" "What?" "You have something on your ass." "Wha- OH FUCK!!" Me and Drew (She had toilet paper stuck on her ass)
"Hey JJ! What's jello times three?" "Three times as much jello as there was before." Me and Ray-Ray
"Spell 'exile' backwards." "... Do I have to spell backwards too?" Me and Billy
"Hey guys, what's a shitfuck?" "..." My guyfriends, me, and my friends that are girls
"You ever hear of the word 'knock'?!" "You ever hear the phrase 'Shut the fuck up'?" Me and my cousin G
"Ehh, my grandma, we call her '20-20 Grandma'." My cousins G and Dave
"What's five times three, JJ?" "Umm... Angel?" "This. Is. Math." "I. Was. Always. Bad. At. Science." Me and my math teacher
"KIDS, UNITE!! LET'S TAKE OVER THIS SCHOOL!!" "JJ, sit down." Me and Ray-Ray (I jumped on a table during lunch and screamed that out. I got detention)
"OMG!!" "Oh, Zeus..." A girl I call Olive and me
"I have to say something." "Yes Mr. J?" "WHAT?!" "I mean, Jourdain. ¬¬" "Ohh... Don't scare me like that!" My friend Derek, my science teacher, and me
"Class, I have to say this, you guys have zero percent in this game!" "Whoot! We won!" "(everyone lols)" My math teacher and me (It was a dumb game that involved math. It was idiotic)
"JJ, I hate you." "Aww! That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me! :3" My guyfriend Curtis and me
"Dwarve." "Giant." "Shorty." "... Emo!" "... ... My little bitch." "Oh, that's mean, JJ." Curt and me
"Hey JJ-" "No." "Aww..." Curtis and me
"Hey Baby." "Andray, don't say that! We're in public!" "Exactly!" Andrayus and me
"Hey! I can chug this whole two-liter of Hawaiian Punch down!" "Whoot! You can drink juice down!" Derek and me
"Hey Vince!" "Fuck you, JJ." My cousin Dave/Vince and me
"Billy, if anyone ever calls you the 'N' word, kick their dicks." "What if the person's a girl?" "Kick her in her pussy!" "You'll get your foot stuck there, ick!" "(all three of us start laughing)" My sister Drew (the girl saying 'N' word), my bro Billy, and me :P
"Hey, I can't find my wallet!" "OK, here's five bucks." "Kiddin'... But I'll take! :D" Me and Shannon
"That's a lie!" Andrayus
"AndthenwegottareadtheCivilWarstoryonpages110to116!Anyquestions?!" (raises hand)" "YesJJ?" "Mr. Aaylesworth, have you had sugar today?" "(everyone lols)" Mr. Aaylesworth and me
"JJ, didju have a question?" "... No." "Oh... How about now?" "No..." "Now?" "No." "Oh... ... What about now?" "What's a question?" "(Andrayus laughs)" Me and Mr. Aaylesworth
"Yesterday mail! For when you need it there before you send it!" Foamy the Squirrel
"Crank that Builder Boy!" Me (I was acting like Bob the Builder, but I was called 'Bob the Fucking Builder)
"Think of me as Bambi's mother! Drinks on me." "... Bambi's mother got shot right?" "Yeah, first scene." "I remember the credits were still rollin' and everything." "... (looks at everyone with confused eyes) Who the fuck is Bambi?" Semi-Pro
"Hell no! You traded for Monix?" "Yeah, this guy's an old warrior!" "Yeah, he old." Semi-Pro
"Answer me this. How come is it every time you fall for a guy, you're blind to his flaws. But when you see yourself, flaws is all you see?" The Perfect Man
"JJ." "Yaah mahn?" "I love you." "... I hate you too." Me and Rolin (guyfriend)
"Hey, Mr. LV?" "Yes JJ?" "I know where you live." "(class laughs)" "I know where you live, too." "(class stops laughing)" "... Does that mean you'll do my homework?" "(class laughs again)" "... No." "Aww..." Me and Mr. LV (My science teacher :P)
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!" "Oh yeah? If life gave me lemons, I'd tell life to 'Fuck off' and give Mama the lemons." Me and my sister, Drew
"(bird whistles)" "(Patrick whistles along with bird)" "Wow Pat, I didn't know you spoke Bird." "That ain't Bird, Spongebob, that's Italian." Patrick and Spongebob (I know what you're thinking, and yes. I do watching Spongebob, dammit!)
"JJ, what's the answer to this question?" "... Who knows?" Me and Mrs. Barcenas (math teacher)
"JJ." "Yaah?" "Hi." "Hey." "... We're boring." "Pfft! Don't get me mixed up with you!" Me and T
"Mrs. Puff?" "Yes Spongebob?" "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" Spongebob and Mrs. Puff
"Ah-hah. Hah. Hah." Squidward (His laugh)
"I hate you!" "I love you, too." Me and Tyler (I did the 'I love you, too' bit)
~Random stuff you copy and paste and shit like that~
Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. Itachi
2. Tayuya
3. Shikamaru
4. Akamaru
5. Naruto
6. Kakashi
7. Temari
8. Gaara
9. Tsunade
10. Hinata
11. Ebisu (What?!)
12. Neji
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Not on FFN, but my cousin Vince/Dave wrote one, it was really bad! xD
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
No, but I think 4 is cute! X3
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd have to babysit that kid! :D
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yeah
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... Depends on how you look at it :P
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten FTW!! XD
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Here's my re-enactment.
Seven: (walks in) Hey Twelve, I need- HOLY SHIT!! O.O
Twelve: GET THE HELL OUT!! DX
Two: ... Wanna join in? :P
Twelve and Seven: O,O
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
"Shika-Shikamaru... C-can I as-ask something?" Shikamaru stared at the Hyuuga. "Yes?" "C-can y-y-you g-g-go out wi-with me?" The lazy cloud watcher stared at her. "... What?" :P Poor Hinata.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I've read one once, and it was cute, so I'mma thinkin' a HELLZ YEAH!! :D
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Err... OK
Neji vs Shikamaru
I DON'T KNOW!! DX
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
"Akamaru, kill Itachi!" "(growls and bites an arm)" "WRONG UCHIHA!! DX"
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sadly, yes T.T
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yeah
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
If I have 'em a cookie, they would
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Urk... All right...
"DAMMIT NARUTO, YOU'RE FUCKING SLOW!!"
"Hin-Hinata?!"
:P
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNIN': LOTS 'O BOYSECKS/BOYRAPE/MPREG/AND LOTS OF OTHER SHIT!! If anything, this could actually be a snuff film! :D
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
"Hey, my bitch."
XD
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"A fuckin' sweet and possible couple!"
20) How emo is Seven?
(blink) ... What if she has an emo brother?
Kiddin'
From one to ten, probably a 0.
I shoulda typed this earlier, but seeing as I'm too fucking lazy to do anything right now, I'll just type this now.
I AIN'T HUMAN!!
BUHM, BUHM, BUHHHHM!! :P
Number your 12 fave Yu Yu Hakusho characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!
1. KUWABARA!!
2. Mukuro
3. Yukina
4. Shizuru
5. Ayame
6. Jin
7. Rui (Don't gimme that fucking look! She's awesome! DX)
8. Sniper (He's cool too!)
9. Rando!
10. Genkai
11. Puu (I'mma sucker for 'im! X3)
12. Touya
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Damn, have I? OOº
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Err... she's cool, but I wouldn't say hot...
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'D HAVE TO BABYSIT THAT LIL KID!! :D
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
On a different fanfic site, it was funny! XD
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
... All depends on how you look at it, honey!! But yeah, they'd be cute!
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
What's the difference?
lol, JFK!!
How 'bout Five/Nine? I think it'd be possible, dammit!
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Here's anotha re-enactment I have that everyone loves! (JK)
Seven: Hey Twelve, Yukina's looking for yo- OH MY ENMA!!
Twelve: DAMMIT, SEVEN!! GET OUT!! DX
Two: KNOCK NEXT TIME!!
Seven: I'M SORRY!! ... OOº Twelve, where does that go?
Twelve: ...
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
(TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, I MIGHT EVEN MAKE THIS DAMN FIC IF I HAVE TIME!! ... DAMMIT!!)
Yukina somehow goes back in time, before the Dark Tournament... THAT WAS HELD FIFTY YEARS AGO!! ... Wait, who does she fall for?!
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Still, it depends on how you look at it and where you can find such a fic... To me, I'd make my cousin write it, but he sucks ass at writing and he's OLDER than me! Damn him.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Err... All righty then... Here it is?
Breaking the Rules
I DON'T KNOW!! DX ...
I like shiny things! :D
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Urk!
I dunno, Hiei dies and decides to make Shizuru go crazy. And she takes it out on her brother.
I'M NOT GOOD AT FUCKING MATH!! DX
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Well, yeah!
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Why wouldn't they?!
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
No shit. Hell, I would, but then, I'd have to think. (groan)
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"DAMMIT TOGURO, HARDER!!"
"G-Genkai?!"
... Yes, I'mma sick minded little freak. But hey, you were the one that chose to ask and read my damn answer!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Kids With Guns by Gorillaz
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNIN': LEMON/RAPE/MPREG/CHEATERS/ICE MAIDENS GOIN' CRAZY/AND BIG SISTAS WALKING IN ON THEIR LIL BROS HAVIN' FUN WITH TWO DUDES/... AND LAUGHS SO HARD THAT YOU'LL PUKE UP YOUR LUNGS AND DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, DAMMIT!!
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Ten: Y'know what?
Two: What?
Ten: You're hot.
Two: ...
JJ: AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! XD
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Puu! Puu! Puu! (Translation→ Completely random!! ... JJ musta been asked this. ¬¬)
20) How emo is Seven?
(blink) Err...
Is asking the kid that you threw off a cliff that just had to magically waltz back to the island you live in for them to kill you emo?
If not, then on a scale from one to ten, fucking one.
If so, then on a scale from one to ten, fucking one hundred! Damn, that's a lil muffed up!
Oh, and check out my cousin, Vince/Dave's, profile on FFN.
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1691992/
... Update as of 9/24/08
I recently broke up with Andrayus. I can't bear with telling anyone it, so I won't type what happened. Bye...
Another update as of 9/25/08
All right, I just posted my first story on FictionPress, so go to this link and check it out.
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/632116/
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