|
| Jack Of Some Trades |
Author has written 46 stories for Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Digimon, Good Omens, and Tales of Symphonia. A profile is a place where a person should feel safe. Accepted. Loved. Eff that ess. (NB: "Ess" is meant to represent the world "Shit.") Jack Ichijouji is a writer who can best be defined by the Google game whose name I can't recall, but for the sake of finishing this sentence, we will refer to it as "Name is." For those of you who don't know how to play, it's simple. Go to Google, type in "Your Name is" in quotes, then see what happens. Jack is a ribald, picaresque trip through an 1840s New Orleans saturated with sex, drugs, death, and corruption. Jack is a pet therapy dog, he visits nursing homes and hospice, he makes everyone he meets happier. Jack is 'best of all time'. Jack is clean and free of dirt. He's also a writer, but all that stuff just makes me look fantastic. | |||||
1. Sirius Black Is Confident of His Seduction Prowess reviewsSomeone with an excess of hair taking a hair growth potion can lead to disastrous and hilarious consequences. One can only imagine what taking a Confidence Potion would do to someone like Sirius Black.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 3-6-08 - Sirius B. - Complete2. The Marauders Present: How to Annoy a Misogynist reviewsThe Marauders are pranksters, rogues, and occasionally ne'erdowells. But each of them is a Gryffindor, and with that distinction comes a desire to do the right thing. When injustice looms they see it as their right and, indeed, their duty to step up.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 11-13-07 - James P. & Sirius B. - Complete3. Trying to Say Goodbye reviewsThe complicated nature of Harry's relationship with Ginny meant a lot of things. It meant that he was confused when he saw her, when he thought of her, and, more to the point, when he tried to write a somber farewell to her.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-25-07 - Harry P. & Ginny W. - Complete4. Indecent Proposal reviewsWhen broke, hungry, and faced with a storm on the horizon and no way to get where you need to be, even the worst ideas begin to make sense. Even the ones that lead to your travelling partner knowing exactly how far down your body your blush goes.Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-25-07 - Lloyd I. & Sheena F. - Complete5. The Dangers of Miscommunication reviewsIt was then that Ron had a revelation about the relationship between his best friend and his younger sister. If only the revelation had taken the time to go through his reason filters, he might have saved himself some amount of awkwardness and ovaries.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-28-05 - Harry P. & Ginny W.6. A Real Relationship reviewsRelationships generally have their ups and downs. James' and Lily's had side-to-sides, diagonals, swirls, and rather peculiar stretchy moments, and that's the mark of a real relationship.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-27-04 - James P. & Lily Evans P.7. Skin Deep reviewsSirius has had to put up with his looks changing while growing into his body, like any other boy. But for all the changes he suffers through, Sirius Black is still Sirius Black.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-13-04 - Sirius B. & Sirius B.8. Here Lies a Friend reviewsIn a place known only to a handful of people, there lies a man. Not who he was, or who he seemed to be, but what he was to those he loved.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-30-04 - Sirius B. & Harry P.9. Traditions of a Not So Ambiguous Wizard reviewsThe idea of doing things simply because they've always been done has never appealed to Sirius. However, there is a special tradition that he thinks is a good idea.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 8-21-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.10. Maturity reviewsMaturity is an illusion. It's not what you do, but how you deal with things that happen. And sometimes, you need a friend to teach you exactly how to deal.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-13-04 - Harry P. & Ginny W.11. An Affair to Forget reviewsDumbledore knows a lot of people. What possibly could have led him to contact Remus Lupin, out of all the Order members? A story of hatred, passion, and unrequited love set during Chamber of Secrets.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 5-20-04 - Severus S. & Gilderoy L.12. Animal Instincts reviewsVeterinary science has cured thousands of ailments for almost any type of creature imaginable. But veterinary science hasn't had to deal with the likes of Crookshanks.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-21-04 - Hermione G. & N. Tonks13. Some Things Never Change reviewsLife is change. No one thing in the world will consist of the same particles it started with within ten years. From the view of the universe, that's the slimmest fraction of a blink of an eye. But there are some things that never change.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-5-04 - Draco M. & Harry P.14. The Ambiguous Animagus reviewsSequel to The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf. Sirius follows Remus' romantic advice to the letter, but the results are less than stellar...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 126 - Published: 1-23-04 - Remus L. & Sirius B.15. Mourning reviews"A rival and a lover are often indistinguishable. One builds his life around both, one lives for both, and one is pushed beyond his limits by both."Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 11-17-03 - Remus L. & Severus S.16. A Day in Hell reviewsA day suffered at the mall has a happy ending for Vegeta, but unfortunately, not for his offspring.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-3-03 - Bulma & Vegeta17. The Afterlife and Times of Professor Binns reviewsA short piece on what it may have been like for Professor Binns to wake up from the Big Sleep.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 11-3-0318. To Change the Past reviewsIt is dangerous and deadly to affect the timestream, not to mention illegal. But some things are worth the risk.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-23-03 - Albus D. & Sirius B.19. The Other Prisoner of Azkaban reviewsSirius Black wasn't the last prisoner of the dreaded prison that was innocent of his crimes. He probably wasn't the first, either.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-23-03 - Sirius B. & Rubeus H.20. The Ambiguously Gay Werewolf reviewsJames, Sirius, and Peter try to answer one of the age old questions of the world: does Remus Lupin like boys or girls?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 255 - Published: 8-26-03 - Sirius B. & Remus L.21. Seven Deadly Sins reviewsCrowley and Aziraphale get thoroughly hammered and discuss Heaven's hypocrisy and Hell's idiocy.Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-18-0322. Last Man Standing reviewsVegeta never did get the chance for immortality. Watching those he allowed into his heart suffer and die, he's glad. One-shot.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-15-03 - Vegeta & Yamcha - Complete23. Laughter reviewsHarry lost the man he had come to think of as a friend, brother, and father. But laughter is one of the best medicines, and death isn't about to stop him from helping the healing process.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 7-3-03 - Harry P. & Sirius B.24. Confrontation reviewsRevolving around a song from 'Jekyll and Hyde' of the same name. Ken confronts the darker part of his mind, and his soul.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-03 - Ken I. & Ken I.25. Kindred Spirits reviewsThey say that for every person in the world, there is a mate somewhere. Edward had the displeasure to encounter that of Severus Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-5-03 - Severus S.26. Students in Gryffindor reviewsEver heard "Kids in America"? Ever read "Prisoner of Azkaban"? Put 'em together.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-15-03 - Harry P. & Sirius B.27. Hamtaro Potter reviewsFilks. Parodies. Whatever. This is one that, even if you've seen it elsewhere, you need to read.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-03 - Voldemort28. What is Family? » reviewsHarry's changed over the summer. He's grown, both taller and stronger, and his appetite has increased. Normal puberty or something else? Crossover with... you'll find out.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 317 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 10-5-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W.29. Family or Fighting reviewsVegeta has a serious talk with Kakarot about their families and his views on why one should fight.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-5-03 - Vegeta & Goku30. The Slytherin and the Mudblood reviewsDraco and Hermione have a conversation and come out of it hating each other slightly less than before. Not romance, not even friendship.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 4-2-03 - Draco M. & Hermione G.31. The Official IshidaKamiya Camping Trip » reviewsA nice, calm camping trip with best friends. Sounds innocent enough, right? Well, you're assuming a lot.Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,175 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-21-03 - Published: 12-2-02 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt32. Riddikulus reviewsSet during PoA, Snape confronts his boggart, and remembers the first time he faced one.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-6-03 - Severus S. & Remus L.33. Prince Charming reviewsThe long courting ritual of a couple, from the first kiss to the second, seventeen years later.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-24-03 - Trunks & Marron34. Karaoke Night reviewsVegeta is ignorant of Valentine's. Krillin is feeling romantic. And another wants to see his beloved. The song-fic to end all song-fics. An uber song-fic, if you will.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-18-03 - Bulma & Vegeta35. Other Cultures » reviewsSuddenly, those with a higher magical ancestry are stricken with a sudden speech impediment. Who is behind it? And how did I change the entire plot of this story in one chapter?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-4-03 - Published: 4-27-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W.36. Saiyan Claus reviewsIt's not Vegeta's fault he attacked some intruder and broke his leg. It's also not his fault that said intruder just happened to be Father Christmas.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-17-02 - Bulma & Vegeta37. Of Contraceptives and Snogging » reviewsRon tells the story of how he went from a Potions lesson to snogging his best friend in just three days.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 163 - Updated: 12-11-02 - Published: 10-20-02 - Ron W. & Hermione G.38. Life and Death reviewsWhen Chi-Chi stands on the edge of ending it all, an unlikely hand reaches out and pulls her back.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-13-02 - Chi-Chi & Vegeta39. The Legacy of James: Onyx Eyes reviewsAn aside to What is Family, which one should read before looking at this. This tells the tail (pun intended) of how James Potter came to become James Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-13-02 - James P. & James P.40. Deathdays reviewsDraco attends Nick's Deathday Party and meets someone he'd never expect.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 10-5-02 - Draco M. & Draco M.41. In the Cards reviewsSequel to What If? Ron decides to seek guidance from the Tarot and...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-1-02 - Hermione G. & Ron W.42. The Scapegoat reviewsSequel to I Hate Winter. When even Capsule Corporation can't afford to feed and house him, what is the Saiyan Prince to do?Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-12-02 - Bulma & Vegeta43. I Hate Winter reviewsA Bulma/Vegeta friendship fic... in which next to no romance takes place. Well, maybe a little.Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-02 - Bulma & Vegeta44. What If? reviewsHarry prepares himself mentally for Ginny as Ginny does the same for HarryHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 8-2-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W.45. It's All Been Done"--R/H Style reviewsJust a filk to a certain Barenaked Ladies song starring my favourite couple. Well, one of them anyway.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-2-02 - Hermione G. & Ron W.46. Dear Ginny reviewsH/G fluff, with some mentioning of R/Hr. Read it, review.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 3-3-02 - Harry P. & Ginny W.
