NotEvenTheTrees
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since: 06-22-08, id: 1612899, Profile Updated: 10-30-10
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, and Shakespeare.

"You can't make footprints in the sands of time sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time?" --Bob Moawad

I can remember being a kid and making "books" out of construction paper (in proper color patters, of course), poking holes on left side and tying hair ribbons in them. I would get so excited by all the blank pages I would be afraid to write in them. Now, I'm not. I have, say, seven notebooks I carry around on a rotating basis... one stays by my bed for those great midnight ideas... another in my car... another in my messenger bag (which, btw, is the best thing I have ever bought). I can't leave home without one. It's kind of sad.

If there is a support group for Target addictions, I need to join it.

When I got my cat a few years ago, my best friend and I struggled for hours trying to decide what I should name it.
BFF: Fluffy?
Me: Fluffy, WTF did Fluffy come from?
BFF: He's a fluffy cat!
Me: Next.
BFF: Fred!
Me: Where do you come up with this stuff? No!
BFF: It's not my fault you're incapible of naming an animal... what about... Army?
Me: That was the fish's name... that DIED.
BFF: True. Alex?
Me: No... too normal.
BFF: Troy!
Me: I am not 12. No.
BFF: Sawyer!
Me: I HATE Lost. No.
BFF: Well, you're being too picky.
Me: Am not!
BFF: Oh, here's one you won't turn down. Edward Cullen.
Me: Haha. I love me some Edward, but I am not naming my cat Edward Cullen. (Thinks) But I like where this is going.
BFF: What about Smitty, from Only Alien on the Planet?
Me: That would be perfect... if the cat weren't jet black.
BFF: Okay, what about...
ME: Something classic...
Both of us: RHETT BUTLER!!
Me: YES!! Perfect!!
BFF: I don't know why I didn't think of that right off.
And now the quest is on to find a white cat just so I can name him Ashley Wilkes. :)

I am betaing a fantastic, amazing and really quite suspenseful story by llynn20 called My Heart With You. If you haven't read it, you should. It will knock your socks off.

And, that that weren't enough... llynn20 and I are now in collaboration on a little piece of fiction... it's still untitled and only in outline form, but when it's "born", we'll let you know! We're writing under the name SDakarolina.

New story in the works!! Based around the Mat Kearney song "All I Have." Read the lyrics here. Its coming out at a pretty good pace--when grad school doesn't interfere with progress!! I am super motivated by reviews (in a non obsessive and non sketchy and non begging way... I just really love hearing what yall have to say about it!) and a lot of times I consider incorporating the ideas yall throw out into future chapters. Plus, seeing what yall think will happen and my knowing what is actually going to happen is fun. :)

I do have a FF blog, but I don't update as often as I probably should. Again with that pesky school! Gaaaah! Feel free to stop by; I love visitors!
noteventhetreesff.wordpress.com

All I Have award nominations and honors:
The Underdog Awards: Moment That Melts Your Heart into a Puddle You Gladly Lick Up Off The Floor Later--3rd place
The Underdog Awards: Moment That Had You Laughing So Hard Your Invisible Friends Start to Judge
The Underdog Awards: Jacob You Would Do
The Underdog Awards: Story You Would Have Bound into a Book For Your Bookshelf
Phase Fics Little Known Fic Rec, week of 9/17/2010 (submitted by MaeMay)


1. All I Have » reviews
Something's very wrong with Bella & Edward. Jacob can't figure out what it is. As Bella's life crumbles, he must decide what's more important: their illicit romance or making her whole again. But how can Jake help Bella if she's unwilling to help herself?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,856 - Reviews: 204 - Updated: 1-7-11 - Published: 5-14-10 - Jacob & Bella
2. Seventeen Forever: A Romeo & Juliet Story reviews
Ro & Julie were childhood friends before their parents had a falling out. Reunited years later, Julie's falling for Paris & Rosie's been cheating on Ro. They become the only constant in each other's lives through one crazy summer of fun, love and death.
Shakespeare - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 7-8-10 - Published: 3-10-09
3. Noon reviews
Sometimes dreams can be predictions of reality, good or bad. Despite his love for her, will he lose her? What does she know that he doesn't?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-10 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
4. The College Years » reviews
Bella meets a bronze haired, green eyed "mystery guy" & starts to question her relationship with Jacob, who she's been dating in college. Will she find her mystery man? If she does, who will she choose? Kind & sturdy Jacob or passionate & genuine Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,456 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 7-1-08 - Bella & Edward
5. 10 Song Shuffle Challenge reviews
This is what happens when you are bored. And writer's block settles into your brain. ACK! Don't know where the original challenge started, but it was fun to do.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-08 - Complete
6. Morning reviews
He hates leaving her in the mornings. It's so tempting to just get back in bed and ignore responsibility. She doesn't make it much easier...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-08 - Complete