"Hello?" knocks on glass screen

"Hello?" knocks harder and waves at screen this time

"Is any one out there?" silence

"They must have all gone home!"

How are you all? I have no real idea what I am supposed to write here so I'll just say, I like YOU!

YES YOU THE PERSON STARING AT THE SCREEN POINTING TO THEMSELF IN DISBELIEF!

YOU ARE A VERY NICE PERSON!

NO DON'T DENY IT!

NOW COME ON, YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT!

OH DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, I'M A GENIUS!

So, anyhoo, if anyone can give me a few pointers on what the heck to write here I will be most obliged. I may also have a snoop around some other peoples profiles and wise up on the happenin' info I should be writing down.

I am truly sorry for most of the above BTW, I am a lunatic and am writing this very late at night, and yes I know you are thinking what a sad person leaving a load of drivel up on her profile so people think she's a loon, why doesn't she just write it at a sensible time and write sensible things and I say in reply why be sensible when you don't have to be.

LOL

Love ya

XX

"can i point out that the flute teacher said that i was the besty in the school better than olivia" Alex

Okay hey peeps, I am currently in my study period @ school and am skiving!! I've only just discovered I can get on this thing here wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I just thought I'd let you know that Scar Tissue will continue, very shortly, I just have to pursuade myself that I am doing the right thing killing... lol no I haven't murdered anyone... yet!! LOLOLOL okay bored now. All I can here behind me are my firends talking about being the best flute players in school! Truely modest. I hope you're having a nice day anyway. I seem to have an obsession with writing on this profile thing when I am not supposed to be. So I have a plan about what to write. I'm probably going to sound like an idiot so I'm gonna write it very fast and get it over with. (OMG my ipod just died sobs uncontrollably

Ok so here goes...

ilikethebreakfastclub,itislikemyfavouritefilmever,Ihavewrittenonlyonefanfictiontodateandyeahyouguessedititisabreakfastclubone.

Iamcurrentlyworkingontwofictionsforlotrmerryandpippin (OMG you have no idea how hard it is to write without spaces, I may stop now. One moment!)

I will rewrite this.

I like the breakfast club, it is like my favourite film ever, I have written one fjan fiction to date and yeah you guessesd it it is a breakfast club one. I am currently working on two fictions for lotr, Merry and Pippin. (And thats where I got up to) I am not poisting the lotr ones yet as I want to get them mostly done before hand so I sam not stuck half way through with no idea what to write next lol. (Like I am with TBC, not really)

OMFG I UPDATED!! (OCT 16TH) WOOOOOOO GO ME!!

I know I'm not really doing this right as I'm supposed to write about me and not keep updating like its a blog or summat but hey, lets all be individual. Anyhoo, go me again. There are three more chapters ready to go up so my few readers won't have to wait long.

I POSTED A LOTR FIC!! sorry caps are off now (this is ony like the 8th Feb at 2:01 am but hey who gives)