Name: Samantha

Age: 14

Hair/Eyes: Brown

I am an aspiring actress, singer, and writer. I love to perform, read, write, and daydream. I love reading and writing romance, but so far I haven't been able to make it happen to me in real life. Tear J.K. Rowling has been the inspiration for my love of reading and writing through her wonderful "Harry Potter" series. If not for her, I probably wouldn't be here right now. A big shout out goes to a great author, DolphinDreamer24-7, who told me how to post stories on here. Read some of her stories! She rocks! I would also like to thank my friends that listen to all of my stories and support me! Love you all!

"All the world's a stage" - William Shakespeare

"I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass." - Maya Angelou

"Any book that helps a child to form a habit of reading, to make reading one of his deep and continuing needs, is good for him." - Maya Angelou

I, Romance and Musicals, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech and the lives that were lost in the NIU shootings.

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If you wish you were Seaweed's "checkerboard chick", copy and paste this into your profile!( But, I still don't get why it's called a "checkerboard chick" and not a "chessboard chick" which kinda makes more sense in my opinion.)

If you wish you were Link's "lil darling", copy and paste this into your profile! (Okay, I admit that I made this one up, but come on, who doesn't?)

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96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

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A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

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A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP-, RUN!"

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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OKAY, HERE'S A LITTLE NOTE I THINK ANYONE WHO THINKS ABOUT QUITTING BECAUSE OF FLAMERS: IF SOMEONE FLAMES THEM- FIRST OFF, READ THE FLAME; USUALLY IT'S JUST A REALLY RUDE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM. IF YOU FIND COMMENTS ABOUT GRAMMAR OR SPELLING, THEN LISTEN TO THEM! HOWEVER, IGNORE ANY REMARKS ABOUT YOU OR ABOUT THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE STORY, CAUSE THAT'S THE PART OF THE FLAME THAT DESERVES TO BE IGNORED. AND, IF THE ENTIRE FLAME IS INSULTING TO YOU OR THE PLOT OF YOUR STORY, YOU HAVE A FEW OPTIONS. 1. IGNORE THE FLAME, AND PUT SAID FLAMER ON YOUR BAN LIST. IF THEY RETURN WITH A NEW NAME, REPEAT THE ACTION. 2. TELL THE STAFF. THEY'RE HERE TO KEEP THE SITE A FUN PLACE FOR PEOPLE TO SEND THEIR FANFICS. BESIDES, ANYONE EVER NOTICE HOW FLAMERS USUALLY HAVE NO STORIES OF THEIR OWN? WELL, THERE'S A REASON FOR IT!

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My name is sarah

I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
That was a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.-- (made me cry)

Wow. I have wayyyyy too many of these things. But they're so much fun!!

If you've made it this far without falling asleep, ENJOY!