HELLO MY FANS!! WELL I'M REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY LONG TOME :(

YOU SEE THERE WAS THIS BIG PROBLEM... MY INTERNET GOT DISCONNECTED I HAD NO TIME TO GET IT BACK... BUT YOU'LL BE HEARING 4RM ME REALLY SOON... I'VE BEEN COMING TO THE LIBRARY AND THAT WAS THE WAY I WOULD CHECK MY MAIL BUT YOU CANT DOWNLOAD STUFF... SO YEA I'VE HAD A CRAPY YEAR LATELY... ONCE I HAD TO SIT NEXT 2 A GUY WITH BAD BREATH... IT WAS NAST... [

WELL BYE BYE FOR NOW :D

1) Livin With A Mega Rockstar: Sakura's a really big rockstar with her band that's Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro. One day she's at a famous mall giving autographs with her band but someone tries to kittnap her but a certain someone helps her. Sakura dicides to stay a while with that sertain someone. PAIRING: NARUSAKU

2) Not Expected: Sasuke returns to Kanoha after killing Oruchimaru and he THINKS he killed Itachi to. He has everything planed. 1. He'll ask Sakura to marry him 2. He'll reborn the Uchiha clan. but what happens when he doesnt find Sakura in Kanoha and finds out he never killed Itachi. and worst of all Sakura joined the Akatsuki! PAIRING ITASAKU

3) Don't Go Solo!: Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto are a really famouse band that are in almost every magizine cover. Sakura's on Vocals, Sasuke on guitar, and Naruto on Drums. What happens when a rumor starts that Sakura will go on Solo? How will the guys react? Will she really go Solo? PAIRING: NARUSAKUSAKU NARUSAKU SASUSAKU

4) Beat You To It!: The day before Sasuke was about to leave Kanoha Sakura did! She goes to join Akatsuki! But for a better reason than Sasuke's. So Sasuke dicides to stay and find Sakura. What happens when 3 years later they think they spotted her? 2 years later team 7 meets up again. What will happen? PAIRING: ??

5) Here For Revenge: Momo Haruno suicided thanks to the 'gang'. The 'gang' dont know anything about Sakura being Momos cousin. So Sakura goes to Kanoha High for revenge. (HighSchool Fic) Sakura will ruin there lives for what they did to Momo. Pairing: ??

ALSO STAY TUNED FOR MY UPCOMING FIC 'GANGSTA LOVE' =

Hair Color: i'm bolt... how insulting... nahhhhhh... brown...

Age: 15 :D i'm so young...hahaha suck on that :p

Location: aint yo consurrn playyuh

BOUT ME: Um... iDont know how to explain... i'm not ordinary... my spelling suckz... i'm creative... um... U KNO WAT FCK DIZ... U WANNA KNO ME DEN CONTACT ME OR SUMTIN AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANNA KNOW...I'm open minded :)

So...

Likes: Naruto, being lazy, the internet!, funny kool ppl... and porn jk... hahahaha...

Dislikes: Sasu/Hina, Sasu/NonNarutoCharacter, Karin...

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Fav Anime/Manga Shows In Order:

1.Naruto

2. Eureka 7

3. InuYasha

4. Bleach

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Fav Anime Couples In Order:

Naruto:

1. SakuraXAkatsuki (Hell chea!!)

2. SasuSaku

3. NaruSaku

Eureka 7:

1. HollandXTalho

2. RentonXEureka

Inuyasha:

1. MirokuXSango

2. InuYashaXKikio

3. InuYashaXKagome

Bleach:

IDK...-.-...

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Couples I Hate with a capital 'H'

NarutoxIno: I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THIS COUPLE!! IT SUCKSSSSSS!!...(SORRY 2 ALL THA NARUINO FANS OUT THERE... NAH WHAT THE HELL... U PPL R CRAZY IF U LIKE THA COUPLE...)

NarutoxTsunade: C'MON PPL!! U GOTS 2 B KIDDIN ME...!!... SHE CAN BE HIS GRANDMA!!... N THEY'RE MORE LIKE THE BROTHER & SISTER TYPE...

NarutoxAny1 else thats NOT Sakura or Hinata...

SasukexAny1 else thats not Sakura...

SasukexTemari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! TEMARI BELONGS 2 ONLY SHIKA!!

ShikaxIno: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SHIKA ONLY BELONGS 2 TEMARI!!

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Fav Naruto People In Order:

SAKURA: I TOTALLY LOVE HER!! SHE'S PRETTY COOL!! She's my favorite character in anime... she might be annoying but she still cool especially in shippuden!! xD YES I'M A SAKURA ADDICT (NOT IN A WRONG WAY...)

TEMARI: LOVE THAT SHES A TOM BOY N HOW STRONG SHE IS!!

SHIKA: GOOD COUPLE W/ TEMARI!! ALSO HIS LAZYNESS... (I'M PRETTY LAZY MA SELF... -_-...

NARUTO: LOVE THAT HIS HYPERNES LOLZ...HE'S ALSO PRETTY CUTE :)

SASORI: HE IS SOOOO HHHHHOOOOTTTT...

ITACHI: LOVE HIS ATTITUDE N HIS HOTNESSSS...LOLZ...

SASUKE: HE IS HOT... ALSO LIKE HIS ATTITUDE... I KNOW I KNOW... HE'S A TRAITOR N ALL THAT BUT... HES STILL HOT LOLZ...

GAARA: HES HOT...

DEIDARA: HOT N EVERYTHING ELSE...

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PPL IN NARUTO I CANT STAND IN OORRRDDEERR!!:

KARIN! (WHO DOESNT HATE HER?! WELL PROBABLY JST 1 PERCENT OF THE WORLD DOESNT HATE HER!! BUT C'MON YA GOTTA ADMIT SHE'S A W-H-O-R-E...-_-...)

INO! (SHE THINKS SHES BETTER THAN SAKURA... YEAH RIGHT!... WELL SSSSOOOOMMMEEETTIIIMMMEEESSS SHES PRETTY KOOL BUT MOST OF THE TIME SHE AINT!)

I THINK THATS IT...-_-...

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14, Sasu-Saku-cherryblossom, Daisy Valentine, cherry B101

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS! LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Ketsueki Senshoku, Gaara's Pyro RACCOON, Gaarasminestayaway, .Faking.This.Smile, Lilly, Jay Jay, StormofSilver,Cloud Envy Shikamaru, Daisy Valentine, cherry B101

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Sakura Haruno Fan club:... if you think sakura from NARUTO is pretty awsome or cool, copy and paste this into your profile and add our name to this list: i maself,me ma self n i!!, cherry B101

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the wayto the top
of the tree

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OK IFFF YOU LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE ITACHI OR ITACHI WITH SAKURA AND HATE WHEN HES WITH SOMEONE ELSE COPY THIS ON YOUR DANM PROFILE!!

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20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.