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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter. "I belong to the SALAD Club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy and Disinterested!" Name: That is confidential — however, you may call me Kay. Gender: Kay has the XX Chromosomes. Age: Kay was born on February 18, 1987. Do the math yourself. Much Loved Quotes: "I do not have trouble spelling! My keyboard is on strike and the letters keep changing places." — Twinfetish "Comparing these two stories is like comparing a Dr. Seuss book to the Bible. One is a joy to read and the other is a chore." — Kamerreon to Twinfetish "I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit. I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet. I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain. And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate." — Motorhead "Egotistical Bitch, that sounds so fucking confusing . . . my IQ dropped two points – shit! I'm in the negative." — Twinfetish to Kamerreon You have a charming way with words and should write a book. — The fortune in my cookie! The blinding pain of separation and loss haunted his every step. A bond that they were not aware of tied them together so strongly that without each other they were nothing. One died for someone precious to him and the other was left hollow and incomplete, surviving but not living, not sad but never happy. This was love at its worst. — Unspoken Bonds by Agni He felt that familiar darkness wash over him and he tumbled down, down the rabbit hole, but there was no white rabbit or Wonderland, only smothering darkness, and he was alone, alone, alone. — Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician I talk to myself too, and sometimes I won't answer – it is very annoying. — Twinfetish to Kamerreon Which was a ridiculous accusation; he might have been not-stalking a barely legal boy who happened to have been entrusted to his care by his parents in order to start a not-relationship of a not-sexual nature with him and have not-steamy, not-sweaty, not-sexy man-on-man not-sex with him, but he was not a drug dealer. — It's Over 400,000! by Ariaeris Sometimes I don’t think anyone notices me, even though they’re always watching. I feel like one of those little Russian dolls, a person inside of a person inside of a person. I feel like I’m wrapped in so many layers and that no one ever sees beneath the first one. — Russian Dolls by Cari Marie "How are we going to have a battle of wits? You're unarmed." — KageOokami69's Profile Mom, Dad, and I are sitting in my room making plans for dinner. We're in the mood for ribs, and decided to eat yours. Nah. I vote you . . . Then we could have a rump roast — Kamerreon and Twinfetish Well, there goes my plan of calling you the Supreme Over-Bitch Muffin-Lord of Kiraville. And to think such an amazing title could have been yours… — Ariaeris to Kamerreon We are the Twin Rulers, High Lords of both North and South America, Eternal Queen and King of Europe, Emperor and Empress of Asia, Pharaohs of Africa, Leaders of all those Australian convicts, Supreme Penguins of Antarctica, Gods of the New World, the Old World, the Chic World, the Sheik World, and the Antiquated But Still Hip World, Elected Heads of all fandoms and fan 'verses, and the High Priests of the One True Religion, RiKam. — Ariaeris to Kamerreon Rodney imagined touching John, touching his shoulders and the nape of his neck and his ears, tracing the outlines and memorizing the curves. Every detail, every nuance and every idiosyncrasy, Rodney wanted to take them all and knit them into a blanket and when John finally left, sit at the window and wrap himself up with the memories. — All You Can Be by beingothrwrldly If he looked even half this bad before he went to bed last night he's surprised no one called the morgue to ask for escapees. — Life Changed on a Shuttle by pixelmayhem All college does is give you a slip of paper that says "You should be able to do this." It doesn't guarantee you can do it. — Saharra Shadow to Kamerreon A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers... Eye halve a spelling chequer Eye strike a key and type a word As soon as a mist ache is maid Eye have run this poem threw it — Dr. Jerrold H. Zar I wrote an essay, of sorts: Kay's List of Advice on Writing FanFiction. And another one: Kay's Advice on Writing Citrus—Lemons and Limes. I am an accredited beta reader at the Perfect Imagination Beta Reader Directory. View my beta reader profile to see if I can help you. I've been nominated for several categories at the Always Hoping: Harry Potter FanFiction Awards! Thanks everyone! -Glomps- | |||||||||
1. Little Husbands » reviewsJames and Harry Potter are twin brothers that were married by accident when they were six years old. Their love won't always be childish.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,200 - Reviews: 591 - Updated: 1-23-10 - Published: 9-7-09 - Harry P. & James P.2. Articulate Scissors » reviewsKamerreon's Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 1781 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Harry P. - Complete3. Got Balls? reviewsHarry was passionate about Quidditch. Therefore, he wouldn't allow anything to tarnish the game. Not even one of his closest friends.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 257 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Harry P. & Cormac M. - Complete4. Sorting Hat Travesty reviewsThe Sorting Hat is tired of singing politically correct sorting songs and decides to tell the truth about the Four Founders.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 117 - Published: 7-24-09 - Sorting Hat & Salazar S. - Complete5. Blank Film reviewsHarry Potter had absolutely no desire to be the poster child for bi-sexual wizards and witches, but he hadn't been given a choice. Post-DHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-23-09 - Harry P. & Colin C. - Complete6. Physical Demonstrations » reviewsThe homosexual male students are forced to attend a sexual education lecture given by Professor Snape. Harry really doesn't want to go.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 7-20-09 - Dean T. & Harry P. - Complete7. Silently Pleading reviewsWhen Malfoy informed Harry of what would befall the person he'd chosen as his, he knew it was time to act. Harry was sinfully possessive.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 7-20-09 - Harry P. & Theodore N. - Complete8. Criminal Intimacy » reviewsWhen Sirius escaped from Azkaban, all he wanted was to care for the only living person alive he loved—his pup, his godson, Harry Potter.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,695 - Reviews: 177 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-7-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete9. Ragnarok reviewsRagnarok—the prophesied end of the world. Harry couldn't think of a better word to describe how he was feeling at that exact moment.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-14-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete10. Undeniable Truth reviewsThe locket was different than the other Horcruxes—it beckoned him, summoned him. Harry was going to learn precisely why Tom had created it.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 5-11-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete11. Hypothetical Situations reviewsDumbledore locked Harry in a room with several people—against their will—and ordered him to name the pairings on the list.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 101 - Published: 4-9-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete12. Senseless reviewsHarry's fulfilled the prophecy. Now that it's all over, he feels empty—it would've been better if he'd died—and he doubts that will change. Post-DHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-6-09 - Harry P. & Regulus B. - Complete13. Quoth the Phoenix reviewsHarry didn't defeat Voldemort—someone unexpected saved him. Secrets are revealed, unbreakable bonds form, and love awaits.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 126 - Published: 3-29-09 - Fawkes & Harry P. - Complete14. Faerietayle » reviewsAfter defeating the Voldemort in his world, Harry travels to another, determined to save himself from as much suffering as possible.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,108 - Reviews: 1128 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Harry P. - Complete15. Veiled reviewsViktor Krum never thought that he'd find anything more interesting than Quidditch, and then he saw Harry Potter for the first time.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,431 - Reviews: 208 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Harry P. & Viktor K. - Complete16. Harry Potter and the Alphabet of Clichés reviewsI proudly present a snarky, amusing, and possibly insulting poem. Harry Potter and the Alphabet of Clichés!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 173 - Published: 2-19-09 - Harry P. - Complete17. Tea Collection » reviewsHarry Potter foolishly agreed to test Fred and George's ultimate invention—behavior-modifying teas. Life will be interesting for the next forty days.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 44,610 - Reviews: 1891 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete18. Dirty Limericks reviewsIn an attempt to stop the fighting between the Gryffindors and Slytherins, Dumbledore locks several of them in a room for the weekend.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 176 - Published: 11-25-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete19. Thanks, Spellcheck! reviewsHarry and Draco are in bed together one night, when they discover fanfiction. Needless to say, they have to comment on what they find!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 9-12-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete20. Onyx Snow » reviewsHarry's the Assassin Lord's Heir. His skills are legendary, he never fails, and he's been sent to Hogwarts. It's time for things to change.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,914 - Reviews: 1315 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 8-25-08 - Blaise Z. & Harry P. - Complete21. Virginity Contract reviewsVoldemort offered the Rite of Truce, and visited Hogwarts with a scroll detailing a necessary exchange for the cessation of hostilities.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 135 - Published: 8-27-08 - Lucius M. & Harry P. - Complete22. Your Headline News reviewsBefore graduation, Harry took his classmates to the Chamber of Secrets. Draco invented a game that entertained them until they passed out.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 167 - Published: 8-6-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
