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Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight. "I belong to the SALAD Club: Sarcastic, Apathetic, Lazy and Disinterested!" Name: That is confidential — however, you may call me Kay. Gender: Kay has the XX Chromosomes. Age: Kay was born on February 18, 1987. Do the math yourself. Much Loved Quotes: "I do not have trouble spelling! My keyboard is on strike and the letters keep changing places." — Twinfetish "Comparing these two stories is like comparing a Dr. Seuss book to the Bible. One is a joy to read and the other is a chore." — Kamerreon to Twinfetish "I twist the truth, I rule the world, my crown is called deceit. I am the emperor of lies, you grovel at my feet. I rob you and I slaughter you, your downfall is my gain. And all my promises are lies, all my love is hate." — Motorhead "Egotistical Bitch, that sounds so fucking confusing... my IQ dropped two points – shit! I'm in the negative." — Twinfetish to Kamerreon You have a charming way with words and should write a book. — The fortune in my cookie! The blinding pain of separation and loss haunted his every step. A bond that they were not aware of tied them together so strongly that without each other they were nothing. One died for someone precious to him and the other was left hollow and incomplete, surviving but not living, not sad but never happy. This was love at its worst. — Unspoken Bonds by Agni He felt that familiar darkness wash over him and he tumbled down, down the rabbit hole, but there was no white rabbit or Wonderland, only smothering darkness, and he was alone, alone, alone. — Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician I talk to myself too, and sometimes I won't answer – it is very annoying. — Twinfetish to Kamerreon Which was a ridiculous accusation; he might have been not-stalking a barely legal boy who happened to have been entrusted to his care by his parents in order to start a not-relationship of a not-sexual nature with him and have not-steamy, not-sweaty, not-sexy man-on-man not-sex with him, but he was not a drug dealer. — It's Over 400,000! by Ariaeris Sometimes I don’t think anyone notices me, even though they’re always watching. I feel like one of those little Russian dolls, a person inside of a person inside of a person. I feel like I’m wrapped in so many layers and that no one ever sees beneath the first one. — Russian Dolls by Cari Marie That was an eloquent, but silent, rejection of my momentary lapse of reason. The pain was excruciating. Being stabbed with Zangestu was far less painful and much less damaging. The wound he unconsciously inflicted shattered my heart and damaged my soul. It would have been more merciful for him to kill me. Instead, he has left me alive, to slowly die from the agony of wanting, of loving someone that I can never have. — Reasons by eternal-brat "How are we going to have a battle of wits? You're unarmed." — KageOokami69's Profile Mom, Dad, and I are sitting in my room making plans for dinner. We're in the mood for ribs, and decided to eat yours. Nah. I vote you... Then we could have a rump roast — Kamerreon and Twinfetish Well, there goes my plan of calling you the Supreme Over-Bitch Muffin-Lord of Kiraville. And to think such an amazing title could have been yours… — Ariaeris to Kamerreon We are the Twin Rulers, High Lords of both North and South America, Eternal Queen and King of Europe, Emperor and Empress of Asia, Pharaohs of Africa, Leaders of all those Australian convicts, Supreme Penguins of Antarctica, Gods of the New World, the Old World, the Chic World, the Sheik World, and the Antiquated But Still Hip World, Elected Heads of all fandoms and fan 'verses, and the High Priests of the One True Religion, RiKam. — Ariaeris to Kamerreon Rodney imagined touching John, touching his shoulders and the nape of his neck and his ears, tracing the outlines and memorizing the curves. Every detail, every nuance and every idiosyncrasy, Rodney wanted to take them all and knit them into a blanket and when John finally left, sit at the window and wrap himself up with the memories. — All You Can Be by beingothrwrldly I wrote an essay, of sorts: Kay's List of Advice on Writing FanFiction. And another one: Kay's Advice on Writing Citrus—Lemons and Limes. Kamerreon's Drabble Challenge: I challenged my Yahoo Group to participate in a drabble a day challenge for at least fifty days, and I've gotten several responses from people who wish to participate. We began posting on September 1, 2009! Please read, review, and support them all: Twinfetish, vairetwilight, chibifukurou, seventhSinwrath, TheBlackStrawberry. These are the participants who have been posting every day. To find all participants, search for 'Kamerreon's Drabble Challenge'. Kamerreon's Rare Slash Pairing Alphabet Challenge: I'm a strong advocate for rare slash pairings, especially ones that feature Harry Potter. As such, I've decided to host a challenge of rare pairings. Authors can respond and claim dibs on a pairing. Ideally, I'd like for twenty-six authors to sign up, but authors may choose up to two pairings. State which is your preferred, and you might be assigned the second after a reasonable amount of time. Please pair Harry with the following people (It doesn't have to be a PWP): A – Antonin Dolohov (DE) B – Bill Weasley (Curse-Breaker) or Boot, Terry (Ravenclaw) C – Charlie Weasley (Dragon-Handler) – Claimed by chibifukurou D – Dean Thomas (Gryffindor) or Davies, Roger (Ravenclaw) E – Ernie McMillian/MacMillan (Hufflepuff) or Evan Rosier (DE) F – Fenrir Greyback (werewolf) or Finnegan/Finnigan, Seamus (Gryffindor) G – Goldstein, Anthony (Ravenclaw) or Graham Montague (Slytherin) H – Harry Potter or Higgs, Terence (Slytherin Seeker) I – Ivanova (Bulgarian Chaser) or Igor Karkaroff (DE) J – James Potter K – Krum, Viktor (Seeker) – Claimed by T3h-B00kw0rm L – Lestrange, Rabastan (DE) – Claimed by theblackstrawberry M – Marcus Flint (Slytherin) – Claimed by Tanuki-Mara N – Neville Longbottom (Gryffindor) – Claimed by Liria Nai O – Oliver Wood (Gryffindor Keeper) – Claimed by Eeryis P – Pucey, Adrian (Slytherin) or Percy Weasley (Head Boy) Q – Quigley (Irish Beater) or Quirrell (Professor) R – Regulus Black (DE) – Claimed by excentrykemuse S – Sanguini (vampire) – Claimed by KiraDemon T – Theo Nott (Slytherin) – Claimed by HeadGirl91 U – Urquhart (Slytherin Quidditch Captain) V – Voldemort (Dark Lord) or Vincent Crabbe (Slytherin) W – Warrington, C. (Slytherin) or Walden Macnair (DE) X – Xenophilius Lovegood (Quibbler Editor) Y – Yaxley (DE) Z – Zabini, Blaise (Slytherin) – Claimed by alaison This is a one-shot challenge, but you may certainly make them longer if you so wish. The goal is to have the story completed and posted before New Year's Day. Questions? Comments? Please ask! I've created a forum so that you all can discuss and adopt my excess plunnies. It can be found: Here. I am an accredited beta reader at the Perfect Imagination Beta Reader Directory. View my beta reader profile and see if I can help you. Note: Any and all feedback is greatly appreciated. Constructive criticism, regular reviews, excited rantings, and random babbling are all welcome. If you prefer to send feedback privately, the PM System is available! I appreciate all my readers, new and old. Thanks for all the support!! -Hugs- | |||||||||
1. Articulate Scissors » reviewsKamerreon's Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. AU, Gen, Het, and Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 1178 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 9-1-09 - Harry P.2. Little Husbands » reviewsAU: James and Harry Potter are twin brothers that were married by accident when they were six years old. How will their lives of wedded bliss play out? Will their childhood love last? JPHPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,726 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - Harry P. & James P.3. Ashen Knights » reviewsHarry was skeptical when he entered the wizarding world. His experiences had taught him that if something sounded too good to be true, then it was. He went anyway. He was right to be skeptical. Three good things didn't make up for all the bad ones. MFHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 9-25-09 - Marcus F. & Harry P. - Complete4. Got Balls? reviewsHarry Potter was passionate about Quidditch. It was one of the few escapes he had; he found freedom in the air as he chased a small golden ball. Therefore, he wouldn't allow anything to tarnish the game. Not even one of his closest friends. AU-HBPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,549 - Reviews: 246 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-25-09 - Harry P. & Cormac M. - Complete5. Sorting Hat Travesty reviewsI proudly present a politically incorrect poem that mocks self-made Sorting Hat songs.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 85 - Published: 7-24-09 - Sorting Hat & Salazar S. - Complete6. Blank Film reviewsHarry Potter had absolutely no desire to be the poster child for bi-sexual wizards and witches. Yet, he hadn't been left with a choice. Now all he can do is try and make the whole situation slightly tolerable. HPCC Post-DHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-23-09 - Harry P. & Colin C. - Complete7. Physical Demonstrations » reviewsThe homosexual male students are forced to attend a sexual education lecture given by Professor Snape. Harry had thought nothing could be worse than fighting Voldemort. He was wrong. DTHP & DMHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 7-20-09 - Dean T. & Harry P. - Complete8. Silently Pleading reviewsHarry Potter had always been possessive of what belonged to him. He’d also been fairly good at hiding that possessiveness. However, when Malfoy informed him of what would befall the person he’d chosen as his, he knew it was time to act. HPTNHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 7-20-09 - Harry P. & Theodore N. - Complete9. The Duskiness of Twilight Before Dawn Breaks » reviewsThis is a parody of the cliché Harry Potter/Twilight Crossover story. It is in no way meant to be serious, and I am not trying to offend anyone. It was written for a bit of fun. I hope you enjoy it. ECHP Edward/Harry Slash Crack!FicCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-7-09 - Harry P. & Edward - Complete10. Ragnarok reviewsAU: Ragnarok was the prophesied end of the world in Norse Mythology, and Harry couldn't think of a better word to describe how he was feeling at that exact moment. His world was ending, and he didn't think anything could stop it from happening. SBHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-14-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete11. Undeniable Truth reviewsHarry could feel it calling to him. The locket beckoned him, summoned him, commanded his presence. It was different than the other Horcruxes—it was special, unique. Harry was going to learn the precise reason why Tom had created it. TMRHP SlashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 5-11-09 - Harry P. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete12. Hypothetical Situations reviewsThe Headmaster has given Harry a task; he has to come up with a name for all the pairings on the list. However, he won't have to complete this task alone. After all, Dumbledore did lock him in a room with several people – against their will. HPRWHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 95 - Published: 4-9-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete13. Senseless reviewsHarry has fulfilled the prophecy and completed his destiny, despite those he lost along the way. Now that it's all over, he feels empty. Can he find something in this world of darkness that will fill the emptiness of his heart? Regulus/Harry RBHP Post-DHHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 4-6-09 - Harry P. & Regulus B. - Complete14. Quoth the Phoenix reviewsAU: Harry isn't the Boy Who Lived, because he lived. No – Harry Potter was saved by someone unexpected. Secrets are revealed, pasts are uncovered, and love awaits. Will that love bring joy or death? Happiness or pain? Ravenclaw!Harry Fawkes/HarryHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 119 - Published: 3-29-09 - Fawkes & Harry P. - Complete15. Faerietayle » reviewsAU: Harry Potter had completed his task, the Dark Lord was dead. He believed no one would ever love or understand him. Luna told him there was a chance for both. Yet, to be happy he would have to suffer all over again. He agreed. Love was worth it. HPHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 1-11-09 - Harry P. & Harry P. - Complete16. Veiled reviewsViktor Krum never thought that he'd find anything more interesting than Quidditch, and then he saw Harry Potter for the first time. The boy was shrouded in layers of veils, each hiding the true Harry from sight. He wanted to see the truth. VKHP SlashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,431 - Reviews: 201 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-20-09 - Harry P. & Viktor K. - Complete17. Harry Potter and the Alphabet of Clichés reviewsI proudly present a snarky, amusing, and possibly insulting poem. Harry Potter and the Alphabet of Clichés! Mentions of Slash and Het.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 147 - Published: 2-19-09 - Harry P. - Complete18. Tea Collection » reviewsFred and George Weasley invented their ultimate prank — a collection of teas. Unfortunately, for Harry Potter, he is their test subject. Harry's behavior is erratic: lazy, energetic, sleazy, and depressed. What can change in forty days? DMHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 44,856 - Reviews: 1820 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 12-2-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete19. Dirty Limericks reviewsIn an attempt to stop the fighting between the Gryffindors and Slytherins, Dumbledore locks several of them in a room for the weekend. How will they relieve their boredom, and what exactly is a limerick? DMHPBZHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 161 - Published: 11-25-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete20. Thanks, Spellcheck! reviewsHarry and Draco are in bed one night, when they come across fanfiction. Intrigued, they decide to comment on the stories they have found and read. Oneshot. Crack!Fic. This is in no way meant to be serious. HPDMHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 141 - Updated: 11-12-08 - Published: 9-12-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete21. Onyx Snow » reviewsHarry was raised as the Assassin Lord's Heir. His skills are legendary, he never fails, and he's now been sent to Hogwarts. He will find allies, friends, and love. Yet, this mission will likely be the most important one of his life. Slytherin!Harry BZHPHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,914 - Reviews: 1280 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 8-25-08 - Blaise Z. & Harry P. - Complete22. Virginity Contract reviewsLord Voldemort sent Dumbledore a scroll asking for the Rite of Truce. Dumbledore agrees and invites the Dark Lord and his forces to Hogwarts to create a peace treaty. What does Voldemort want in exchange for the cessation of hostilities? Will Harry agree?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 121 - Published: 8-27-08 - Lucius M. & Harry P. - Complete23. Your Headline News reviewsThe night before graduation, Harry Potter takes his classmates down to the Chamber of Secrets to get pissed and have fun. Draco invents a game called: 'Your Headline News' that keeps them entertained until they pass out. DMHPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 154 - Published: 8-6-08 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete
