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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. Contact Me My Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/B3eth About Me So... you want to know about me? There's not very much to say. I play piano and have taken lessons for eight years, I love to read in my spare time, manga and fantasy and sci-fi and thrillers. I have a very big family with six siblings. I live where it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. I value friendships and the bonds formed between people. I love soccer and wish I was better at it. I play piano, read a lot, and write a little. Now, I can't have a profile without talking about Professor Cassandra, can I? She is my best friend who first got me into Twilight and fanfiction. She writes Voldemort fanfiction. I did mention that, didn't I? No?! How could I not? She never shuts up about the Death Eaters. Haha, that doesn't mean I want you to, Professor. I love her stories, and most of them make me literally fall out of my chair laughing. My favorite of her characters is Snape. Alright people. Bio over. Go back to your reading. Bye now! --Beth Name: Elizabeth (Don't call me that) --Favorites-- Color: green, black, red, silver Cartoon: Any Looney Toon or Tom and Jerry or Popeye! --Do You-- Have any siblings: 3 brothers, 2 sisters and a grown up half sister. (I'm the oldest besides the half sis) Want to go to college: Yup --Love & All That Crap-- Ever been in love: Yes --This or That-- Fruit or Vegetable: Veggies --Have You Ever-- Danced in a public place: No, not unless you count skipping when I'm hyper --Random & Silly Junk-- Are you a virgin: Hell yes. Proudly. Copy and Paste Section I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" | |||||||
1. Airborne » reviewsDaniel Stratton, a lonely artistic boy, moves to Forks only to discover that he belongs to an ancient and powerful tradition. Follow Daniel's story as he finds a pack, an imprint, and so much more. OCxOC. In canon. UPDATED!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,229 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 11-20-08 - Seth2. Therapy Buddies reviewsA sequel to Professor Cassandra's "Til Avada Kedavra Do Us Part". After the Lestranges visit Dr. Ivana D. Vorce, Voldemort and Wormtail decide to drop in! My first HP fanfic, but my funniest fanfic! Written with permission from Professor Cassandra.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-08 - Voldemort & Peter P. - Complete3. Delusional reviewsAlex isn't your average fangirl. She scowls at screaming Edward-lovers. Yet somehow she finds herself at a Twilight convention in Forks. What happens when she meets a beautiful boy named Ellis? Is he a vampire?And does she love him? Heart-pounding ending!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,831 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete