Gender: Male.

Age: Old enough.

Favorite Food: Pizza, Thai food, meatball hogies and pasta.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, and playing the piano.

Core Belief: "Keep the Balance."

Greetings to all. My name is Cynic the Supercritic, and that should tell you a lot about me already. I'm writing here at FanFiction.Net for the main purpose of critiquing other people's writing. Why? Because it's fun, and I'm a fair dab hand at it. I find incompetents to rip to shreds. Occasionally, I may find someone who has talent, and I'll let them know. MOST IMPORTANTLY, I shall speak the TRUTH. OCCASIONALLY, I may turn up a short story every now-and-then.

When I say "Keep the Balance", I'm just talking about regular everyday life. However, I don't really prefer to view myself as a regular everyday person. This is because first of all, the word "normal" is absurdly overrated, and second of all, I would imagine that it would be far more fun to be eccentric. Everyone seems to think I'm being sarcastic whenever I thank them for saying that I'm weird, but I'm very greedy about my individuality and I don't want my life to flash before my eyes as I lay in my deathbed and have it be a boring experience. Keeping the Balance is all about staying in the comfort zone between the necessities of life so that you have time to nurture your character. For example: Work and Play.

You can't focus on just one end of the spectrum. If you work too much and don't play enough, you're just wasting life away. If you play too much and don't work enough, you'll find that playing loses its charm after a while. You have to keep the balance between the two aspects of life in order to obtain maximum happiness at the smallest expense for others around you.

So, now that that's out of the way, allow me to explain something far more interesting than my own personal beliefs. Such as the parameters for reviewing. I accept anonymous reviews, but if I see any kind of flaming, your review will see the bottom of a digital garbage bin before you can say "Timbuktu". Also, it would be deeply appreciated if, when reviewing, you post something a little more intelligent than "update soon". I plead that you at least comment on my writing. The reviews that I appreciate the most are the ones that point out the mistakes in my writing. This is so because the more of those there are, the more I can improve my writing.

I reserve the right to tell you to suck it up when I review for your stories, because I'm gonna take it up the tail-pipe myself.