+I am currently working on updating all my fics. It shall take a while, for my Gaia addiction consumes me often+

.:A Note Concerning The Status of My Muse and Any Updates or New Stories By Me, Kijo Asuka~

.:Currently writing. :'D

July 7th, 2009: DIRTY WHORE!! I haven't updated this since... OCTOBER. O.O;;; Oh god. Dx

Okay. Okay. I'll get writing. I will!

Or will I? >:U

No, seriously. I'll get to work. x.x;

-Gaby

.:R3cc0m3nded F1cs:. Yes, I am a narutard. And Death Nerd. More death nerd than narutard, actually, but you wouldn't know by reading this bio/profile/whatever..

Tainted Love by my friend Ryou it's very dark, and well-written!! And awesome, of course. my favorite fic written by her. (Naruto fandom)

The Window by SilverShine the best kakasaku I've ever read. (Naruto fandom) lemon(s) warning.

Breathless by my myspace friend: fanpire ava really, really, REALLY good. (Twilight fandom)

Red by sakura haru so sweet! X3 (kakasaku) kakashi writes sakura something... (Naruto fandom)

A Book of Five Rings by sakura haru really good. awesome kakasaku, and Tsuki is sooo kawaii!! (Naruto fandom) no lemon YET. mature-ness.

Distraction by sakura haru pefectly portrayed unrequited love. kakasaku. hilarious ending. XD (Naruto fandom)

Ring Around Reya by just-call-me-Elphie really, really, really, REALLY good. miroku and inuyasha fight over the love of a mute OC, one of them wins her heart, but something sad happens... mirokixsango, inuyashaxkagome. it actually made me cry. (InuYasha fandom)

He Knew He Was Right by dumm-luck-13 Ren's thoughts on the train as he left Nana... awesomeness. READ IT. (NANA fandom)

The Woes of Itachi by dark-angel-rising really funny. made me laugh, really, really, REALLY hard. Itachi faces his worst enemy... "The sacred shroud" XD (Naruto fandom)

This World by GreenBinderGirl implied melloxnear ye-yah!! woot! not yaoi, or shonen ai. but suggestive-ness. and a great ending that made me laugh! :) (Death Note fandom)

"Every human being relies on and is bounded by his knowledge and experience to live. This is what we call "reality". However, knowledge and experience are ambiguous, thus reality can become an illusion. Is it not possible to think that all human beings are living in their assumptions?" ~ THE Itachi Uchiha

"I'm gonna built bridges to every country and tear down the borders! " -Noemi

"I haven't see my family in over 16 years. I could have left, I could leave now, but this is where your future is, where the education is the best, where you can go to a good college and have a bright future. I will stay even if it pains me, to see you and your siblings get a good education." -My Mother

"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist" -Indira Gandhi.

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx.

"It's not easy being green." -Kermit the Frog

"No enemy is worse than bad advice." -Sophocles

"Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see." -MLK Jr.

"Hey, Miss Murder can I... Make beauty stay.. If I take my life?" -AFI

"Without the mask where will you hide? Can't find yourself, lost in your lie..." -Amy Lee/Evanescence

"How can blood be our salvation, And justify the pain that we have caused throughout the times?" -Within Temptation

You will notice in my fics that I mention my best friend Chiaki a lot. That's because she is awesome. Because she supports and reads all of my stories, and always reviews. And gives me feedback, and helps me plot out stories. She also helps me out of writers' blocks sometimes. And I have written a giftfic for her because she said she wanted to be in a fic similar to the one I placed myself in called Itachi's Problem. So, I decided she would room with Shikamaru for a month in a fic titled Shika Time. She came up with the title. ThanX again, Chiaki; for everything!! especially for the Itachi poster you gave me!! XD

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

Kijo Asuka As A Writer:.

My mission on ff.net is to have fun writing amusing fics. I am doing this to pass the time, improve my writing, and make my best friend Chiaki laugh her ass off, go 'aaaww' or fight off tears.

I am ashamed to say that most of the fics posted here aren't of the best possible quality. I believe I need to clean them up a bit, and am planning to do so soon.

My writing as of now is simply comparable to rough, uneven, opaque, ugly nails. I plan to polish, scrape, file, and shine my 'nails' to absolute perfection. But I am nothing more than a High School frosh, and please do not expect me to write like the talented writer THOSE LIARS insist I am. -looks at the CRAZY people that ENCOURAGE me-

The writings I post on FF.net are for the amusement/entertainment of whoever wishes to be amused/entertained.

I am also quite lazy, so... yeah. AND, I am more motivated to write better if the characters are of my own creation. My brain-children, if you will. So, if you're on my profile, looking for an epic, astounding, astonishing, exhilarating fanfic, you are to be sadly disapointed. My fics are nothing more than humble, amusing, entertaining munchkins. ;D

muahahaha!! NEAR: that was random, master. ME: yes, i am aware of that.

.:KIJO ASUKA:.