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age:no comment...

name:again,no comment...

gender:female

likes:dragons(especially Spyro), cats(CUUUUUUUUUTE!!), and dogs.

dislikes:people who abuse and/or harm animals. thats the last thing they deserve. WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO THEM!? i'm also not really fond of hunting.

scared of:anything that jumps out at me all of a sudden...=O

random info: I come up with some very weird names for my characters. i have a ton of fanfics lying around my computer's hard drive. don't worry, i'll get them submitted eventually. it's all i have to do in my freetime! LOLZ XD!

And if you are observant in the slightest, you will see that I have a very long profile. Most of it is randomness. ;) I am very random, and so are any humor fanfics I will be uploading to this website. My favorite line: "I'm not random...Moo!" XD

Also, due to my very stressful school life during the week, I may only update my stories on the weekends, vacations, or snowdays. Sorry for any inconvenience, but that's the way it has to be.

You can also now find me on DA: http://shira-waterspell.deviantart.com/

now for some characters who will be in upcoming stories.

name:Shira

gender:female

element(s):water and light

details:a blue-furred dragon with loving sapphire-blue eyes and feathered wings each about twice the size of her body.

other info:a dragon from another land, she came to the Dragon Realms with a friend, Toru, in search of a better life. like Spyro, she is also a dragon of legend. she came from the Icelands of the North in a distant land known as Arcia after the great light dragon who died trying to protect it from the Shadow King. has a secret love for toru, but is too afraid that toru doesn't feel the same way about her to tell him.

name:Toru

gender:male

element(s):fire and darkness

details:a large dragon with glistening, jet-black scales, blood-red eyes, and ruby-red wings.

other info:a shadow dragon who, like shira, is from arcia. when the shadow king ruled the land of arcia, he was known as simply, "Traitor". shira rescued him from death at the hands, or claws as it were, of another shadow dragon, which is how she got the scar on her eye. after that, despite their elemental differences, as well as being different species, they became the best of friends. toru has a secret love for shira, but is too afraid that shira doesn't feel the same way about him to tell her.

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Now then, I think of the following legendaries as the following genders.

Dialga:Female

Palkia:Male

Darkrai:Male (duh!)

Cresselia:Female (again, duh!)

Latios:Do I need to say?

Latias:Self explanatory

Giratina:Male

Mesprit:Female

Azelf:Male

Uxie:Male

Kyogre:Female

Groudon:Male

Rayquaza:Male

Mew:Female

Celebi:Female

Lugia:Male

Articuno:Female

Zapdos:Male

Moltres:Male

Ho-Oh:Male

Manaphy:Female

Suicune:Female

Entei:Male

Raikou:Male

Mewtwo:Male

Arceus:Male

Now for some of my favorite couples.

Latios/Latias

Umbreon/Espeon

Cresselia/Darkrai

Lugia/Articuno

Dialga/Palkia

Spyro/Cynder

Flame/Ember

Abe/OC Crystal

Flareon/Vaporeon

Glaceon/Leafeon

Mew/Lucario

Azelf/Mesprit

YAY! A QUIZ THINGY!

List twelve of your favorite pokemon characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Lugia

2. Mew

3. Darkrai

4. Cresselia

5. Azelf

6. Mewtwo

7. Giratina

8. Latios

9. Dialga

10. Rayquaza

11. Latias

12. Kyogre

1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Cresselia: Oh, Darkrai, you're sooooooo handsome! (tries to kiss Darkrai)

Darkrai: Latios, HEEEEELLLLP!!

Latios: O.O

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to yoga class. What happens?

Dialga: If you don't go with me, i'll kill you, Azelf!

Azelf: I refuse!

Dialga: ROAR OF TIME!!

Azelf: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!! ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL GO, I'LL GO!!

Dialga: That's what I thought...(evil grin)

3) You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION?! I'D CHOOSE 1 ANY DAY! -runs away from Mewtwo screaming- LUGIA, HELP!

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...what is their reaction?

Rayquaza: -walks in to find Mew and Giratina making out- WTF?!

Mew: This isn't...what it looks like!!

Giratina: DIE, RAYQUAZA!! (kills Rayquaza)

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Darkrai: (making out with Mewtwo)

Mewtwo: This is soooo wrong in sooooo many ways...

Latios: (walks in) O.O

Darkrai: (stops kissing Mewtwo) L-Latios! It's not what you think!

Latios: (starts bawling) D-Darkrai...I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!! (runs away sobbing)

Darkrai and Mewtwo: (shrug and start making out again)

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7?

MEW!! HELP ME, MEW!!

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Lugia: Now we put it in the oven for 1 hour and 35 minutes, and now we'll start making the sauce! (grabs saucepan) Now then- (Slips on egg yolks) WAAAAAAH!! (hits head on countertop) uuuuuuhhhhh...

Announcer: And we'll be right back after these messages!

Everyone in the crowd: O.O

8) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?

Me: (evil smile) Cresselia! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Darkrai and Cresselia: (look at each other and blush)

9) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Giratina wants...A COOKIE FROM AZELF, OR HE'LL NEVER SEE MEW AGAIN!! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Giratina: (sweatdrop)

10) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Which do you choose?

Me: I'D CHOOSE LUGIA ANY DAY!! MEWTWO SUCKS!

Mewtwo: (starts crying and gives puppy-dog eyes) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

11) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why

Me: So Lugia can prove that he's nothing compared to Cresselia!!

Lugia: WHAAAAAAT?!

Cresselia: (pumps fist into the air) YEAH! IN YOUR FACE!

Me and Lugia: O.O

12) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Uh...DUH! No one can kill him 'cause he's already dead! DARKRAI ROX!

All the legendaries: O.O wow...

13) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Latios: But Mew, why didn't you invite me?? I thought...sniff...I thought we were friends...

Mew: We've already got one Lati invited. We don't need both!

Latias: (throws arm around Mew) Hey, Galpal! Congrats on your marriage to Rayquaza!! (notices Latios is glaring at her) Uh-oh...Gotta go, bye! (Flies off at top speed)

Latios: Latias! You said you were going to the movies with Dialga!! I can't believe you!! (chases after Latias)

14) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause Giratina guards HELL!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

15) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairytale. How does it go?

Rayquaza: Once, Deoxys attacked the world for no reason...then...THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RAYQUAZA CAME AND STOPPED HIM!! EAT THAT, DEOXYS!!

Deoxys: =_=+

16) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

Lugia: I'm sorry!! Articuno's got her monthly!!

Mew and Rayquaza: O.o

17) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Azelf: WOOHOO! PARTY!!

Dialga: (barfs on the floor and passes out)

Me: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! Legendary Dragon puke!! (sighs) I'll get the mop...

18) 3, 8, 6, anf 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Darkrai: WHEEEEE! I'M GONNA GO PET THE CUTE LITTLE LAMBS!

Latios: Before you get too carried away, we all got you presents!!

Darkrai: PRESENTS?? FOR ME?? YAY!! (opens Latios's present) OOOOOOOHHHH, CUUUUUUTE!! A TEDDY BEAR!!

Cressilia: Here's one from me too.

Darkrai: (opens Cresselia's present) (gasps) OMG!! A PLAYSTATION 3!!

Cresselia: Yeah, I knew you'd like it.

Mewtwo: And here's a little somethin' from me too.

Darkrai: (tears open Mewtwo's present) ('?' flies over his head) A machine gun??

Latios and Cresselia: (look at each other) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! RUN AWAY!! (run away screaming)

Darkrai: Now, where's the petting zoo?

Mewtwo: (sweatdrop)

19) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Legendaries: (walking around in a circle with signs) NO MORE FANFICS! NO MORE FANFICS!

Me: I CAN'T STOP WRITING!! WRITING IS MY LIFE!! (legendaries continue protesting) (I put on an army hat and turn to my Pokemon team of Magikarp, Skitty, Caterpie, Weedle, Pichu, and a retarded Eevee) Alright, team, now's your time to SHINE!! (Pichu starts bawling, Weedle and Caterpie are hanging on silk from the ceiling, Skitty is chasing after its tail, Magikarp is flopping around helplessly on the floor, and the Eevee is rolling around on the floor drooling) (I slap my forehead) We're doomed!

20) 9 murders 2's best friend. How does 2 get back at them?

Mew: (charges up ball of superpowered energy) DIALGA, YOU MURDERER! YOU KILLED LATIAS!!

Dialga: SHE WAS DRIVING ME NUTS! NUTS, I TELL YA!!

Mew: (shoots ball of superpowered energy at Dialga) DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Dialga: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Mew: (looks at Dialga's pile of ashes and smiles wickedly)

21) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. does 6 save themselves or 1?

Mewtwo: (running away from the danger, leaving Lugia chained to a wall in a dark room)

Lugia: MEWTWO, YOU TRAITOR!!

(Mewtwo hears the sound of a chainsaw and Lugia screaming)

Mewtwo: SUCKS TO BE YOU!

22) Which one is most likely to fail at life?

Giratina...

Giratina: HEY!!

23) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Azelf: Rayquaza! Boy, am I glad to see you!

Rayquaza: (struggling to get through the cave entrance because he's so dang huge)

Azelf: TT_TT I'm doomed to die here...

24) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Darkrai: Now, today we're all going to learn how to take over the world!! (laughs insanely)

Kids at the day camp: (sneak away while Darkrai is having his laughing fit)

25) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Latios: (slaps forehead) I'm surrounded by idiots...

26) 1 starts to write a fanfiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Mew: YOU WROTE A FANFICTION WHERE DIALGA AND RAYQUAZA ARE GOING OUT?!

Lugia: Yeah, why? What's the big deal?

Mew: (whacks Lugia in the face with a paddle) THAT'S MY HUSBAND, YOU IDIOT!!

Rayquaza and Dialga: O.o

27) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Giratina: (takes pie out of the oven and walks over to Dialga and Palkia) TA-DA! It's my famous Apple Pie of Death!!

Dialga and Palkia: AAAAAAH!! (runs away)

Giratina: ('?' flies over his head. He takes a bite of his apple pie and dies)

28) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Darkrai: WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU FORGOT TO BRING FOOD?!

Latios: GOING CAMPING WAS YOUR IDEA!

Darkrai: (kills Latios and roasts him over the fire)

29) While they are camping, they run into the Blair Witch. What do they do?

Darkrai: Oh boy, more meat! (kills the Blair Witch and roasts her over the fire)

30) The quiz is over. What does everyone go do now?

They all go see a therapist to try to deal with the horrors I just put them through.

YAYZ!! ANOTHER QUIZ THINGY!!

LIST YOUR TOP TEN POKEMON CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME

1. Drew
2. Paul
3. Ash
4. May
5. Harley
6. Gary
7. Dawn
8. Leaf
9. Misty
10. Meowth

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Groans "What do you want now?" Knows he probably wants advice on how to get May to date him

Numder 3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering?

Screams and wraps the curtain around myself. :P

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

"HOLY CRAP!!" O.O

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Would that even happen...unless he was trying to ask me out? thinks about it, then looks shocked and looks at Harley GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

"Probably cuddle up next to him! XD"

Number 7 confessed to be part of your family?

"YAYZ!!" hugs her

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Cries eyes out "WHY MUST THE GOOD DIE YOUNG?!" Leaf walks up with nothing more than a broken arm and stares at me blankly

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Rage boiling inside, but resists punching her teeth out

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

"Fine! Be that way, ya stupid cat!" walks away

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

"Save me with his Flygon!!" hugs Drew

You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Probably just walks away as I lay in pain on the forest floor, that jerk!

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Uh...Would he even give me anything other than a fried chicken leg?? XP

You're stick in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Runs in to rescue me!! XD

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Encourage me to do it...

You're about to marry number 10. What is 1's reaction?

O.O YOU'RE GONNA MARRY MEOWTH?!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tell me I deserve better. =3

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Screams like a madwoman in the crowd, "GO! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!"

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Probably scratch my face until I don't even look human anymore...O.O

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Uh...must I say? (blushes)

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

BACK OFF, PAL! SHE BELONGS TO ASH!! (beats him to a dumb, gooey pulp)

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Probably, but I can't see myself dating someone like Ash...

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Uh...I don't...even know...FIRST PAUL! NOW MAY!! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

I REALLY hope not! I mean...I know Harley's gay...but still, I don't think Gary is! (at least...I hope not...O.O)

Number 6 appears to be a player and is breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Punch his teeth out and demand that he ask Leaf out.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes through your mind?

Either she's jeolous, or I shouldn't have had one of the family's friend cut my hair...

Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Tell her, "Ask a certain someone out. I'll give you a hint as to who; his name starts with 'G' and ends with 'ary'!"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an email. Now what?

Stares at computer screen in shock, then throws laptop out the window, screaming, "I'M NOT GAY!!"

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

First of all, I'm not one for Pokemon/Trainer pairings. Second of all...EWWW!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been in a hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Uh...I don't wanna know...

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

HECK NO!!

Would 2 trust 5?

I don't know. All I know is...I SURE AS HECK WOULDN'T!!

Number 4 is bored and starts poking 10. What happens after that?

Meowth scratches her like crazy, then walks away.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Most likely, coordinating...but I don't think they'd get along in class very good...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Chicken, mashed potatoes...maybe some gravy...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Uh...I dunno...

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

It's fine with me! Chances are, Harley's hair will look like a disaster afterwards! :D

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Heck yeah! It'll be a picture of LEAF!!

10 and 9 are blushing as they talk. What is their conversation about?

Meowth's love for a Skitty and Misty's love for Ash.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Bandage him all up and apologize...I think...

2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF, but 9 got it? What would happen?

Probably would grab a baseball bat and smash her computer.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

With Harley, I think it would be...EWWW!!

6 notices that he/she wasn't invited to your birthday party?

Gary...I hate you.

7 won the lottery?

She'd spend it all on accessories for her and her Pokemon.

8 had quite a big secret?

TELL ME! OR SAY GOODBYE TO THE DUCK! (holds a gun to the head of a rubber duck)

9 became a singer?

I don't think I'd buy her CDs unless she was a very good singer...and I'm very picky about my music! :P

10 got a daughter?

So, you won the Skitty over, eh?

What would 1 think of 2?

As an arch-enemy! XD

How would 3 greet 4?

Hey, May! (rhyme! XD)

What would 4 envy about 5?

Hopefully, nothing!

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Must I answer that question? ;_;

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Uh...I dunno...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

I have no idea...

Where would 8 meet 9?

Uh...(shrugs)

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

How ADORABLE he is!! (huggles)

What would make 10 scared of 1?

His Flygon! That's reason enough for you to be scared, Meowth!! Muahaha!

Is 3 gay?

Nope!

How do you feel right now?

Random...I LIEK CHEEZ!! D

Advice from Confucius...

1. Man who run in front of car get tired.

2. Man who eat many prunes sit on pot for many moons.

3. Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

4. Support bacteria--it's the only culture some people have!

5. Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

6. He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

7. Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

8. Everyone has photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

9. Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

10. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad.
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all,
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.

When I awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try to be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car.
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse,
My name he calls.
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes.
I'm so afraid now,
I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping.
He shouts ugly words.
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more.
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it,
And I start to bawl.
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!" I scream,
But it's now much too late.
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again.
Oh please, God, have mercy!
Oh please, let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,
And I am but three.
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

There are thousands of kids out there just like Sarah. You can help.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy, I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But Mummy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry, Mummy, I had to go, but Mummy, please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another
All because of a gun he got from his older brother
Mummy, please tell Daddy I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell dear sweet Grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wondeful friends that they were always the best
Mummy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mummy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this
Mummy, warn the others. Mummy, I left without a kiss
And Mummy, tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But Mummy, please remember I'm in Heaven with the rest
Mummy, I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy, listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy, I wanted to live
But Mummy, I must go now
The time is turning late
Mummy, tell my Chris
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date
I love you, Mummy, I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy, all I wanted to say is, "I love you."
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people who didn't get to say "Godbye."
Now you have two choices
1: Repost and show you care.
2: Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down cold heart.
(Please just copy and paste this onto your site and show that you care.)