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Well you wanna know about us?

One of us lives by the great lakes and the other lives by the Gulf of Mexico,

Sad isn't it? So don't blame us for updating slowly. Its not our fault, its yours, Why you ask, well Because

BECAUSE I SAID SO, DEAL WITH IT, just kidding

First Profile (One who lives by the gulf of mexico)

I Absolutley LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT im like a really big fan, i also like Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Snow Patrol, Etc.

I Personally hate Karin, If you like her then you have problems, in most of the storys she is a slut, cause she is one and if you say shes pretty; 4 words:

YOU HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS

the only story im okay with is " BLoody Blossoms" anything other than that I HATE KARIN

Cause' If you acually LIKE Karin, I wil Personnaly track you down, push you off a cliff and tell the prosecuters that you just wanted to commit suicide =p. Thats how MUCH i hate her, i mean even in the show she is a slut, I mean Do you SEE what she wears?? Karin has no life, i repeat NONE If Sasuke and Orochimaru disapear, she has no purpose. Look at Sakura, Sasuke went off in search for power and look how good shes doing she never gives up!

K now im waiting for my prtner to write her profile...

I AM AN EXTREMELY BIG FAN OF SASUXSAKU IF U HAVE ANY STORIES ON THEM I'LL GLADLY READ IT

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this karin bashing and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Karin is so ugly that when she was born, the medic was like “OMFG WTH IS THAT…THAT…..THING??”

Supporters of this--x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight,Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry, Ashuurii, Mariegurl, xXVampire-NinXx, candyluver, Narai Moroha, Girlalicious (no duh!)

Some of my favorite authors include ( thier underlined b/c thier important!=p lol) you guys have got to vist thier profiles and read thier stories, OR ELSEEEEEEEE.

1.kickass.chick91

2. candyluver

3. Bullwinkle's Lady

4.Cassy-hime

5. EWHH its Kenna (a/n i personaly luv that name=p)

6. aprilfreak101

7. Rosabelle The Sarcastic (a/n luv this too x3)

8. Dragon Mistress of the Heavens (she wrote the awsomerific BLOODY BLOSOMS)

9. angel-puppeteer (one of my favorites, but has been absent from fanfiction for awhile now :C)

10. NamieInWonderland

11. KurenaiBara-chan

12. AGENT KUMA CHAN

13. Kisa Kisa Yum Yum

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Number your twelve favorite Naruto characters (in no particular order) and answer the following questions:

1. sakura (duh who dosen't!)

2. tobi ( cause hes a good boy)

3. ino

4. deidara (twins! who knew!)

5. hidan

6. kakashi

7. itachi

8. sasori

9. tsunade

10. shikamaru

11. narutooooo( lol, fishcake)

12. sasuke

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fan-fic before?

kakashi/naruto ummm yes, it was, quite disturbing.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Deidara? Yes sort of but he looks so much like ino. But still he is some what hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Is that even possible??

4. Do you recall any fan-fics about Nine?

yes, jiraiya/tsunade, of course, and orchimaru/tsnade

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tobi/kakashi... your kidding me right?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

hidan/tsunade or hidan/shikamaru , ooooo thats a hard one... the first one preferably .

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I think itachi would just stare at tobi and kakashi.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

They all called her a prostitute, she was shunned all her life. They were all so jealous, jealous of the natural beauty inside and out. Being Alone was her best friend

until he came and changed her lif.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

yes, duhhhhhhhhhhh

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

yes, ahhhh brotherhood.

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

um angst?

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no, but theres this one girl that reads het. ive seen it in her gym locker, its gross.

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

yes, no duh, who dosen't draw naruto

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

no.

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

WILL YOU MARRY ME INO. Because ino has a slight hearing problem

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

the pinochio song

17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: adult-child molesting may be listed.

18. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

um, tobi you wanna be a good boy?(lol)

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Sasori is a pedophile, he molested a good biy, BELIVE IT.

20. How emo is Seven?

alot, but not as much as sasuke, but still

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.

Sakura and itachi are in a happy relationdhip until itachi runs off with deidara. salura, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with naruto and a brief unhappy affair with sasuke, then follows the wise advice of hidan(WTH hes smart??) and finds true love with ino...

god, kill me now...

23. What title would you give this fic?

Life as it is.

24.. What would you do if Seven/Eight was canon?

wth does cannon mean? if those of you read this and know what this is answer me.

25. Write a summary for a One/Four/Five fic.

I dun feel like it.