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since: 06-26-08, id: 1616783, Profile Updated: 09-30-09
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Look a that awesome icon, gess who made it? ME! yes me, I am the mastermind behind that wonderfull eye! -does a little jig-

About me

Um... hi i'm Sarah, also know as Shishi. I am a a crazy 13 year old girl with a varry sick mind (i blame my mom!). I love reading and have a 2nt year colage reading lvl(it is realy hard to find books that are hard for me what my mother aprooves of xD). I also LOVE rping, I'm better at it then wrighting storys sadly, odd i know. My fav. books are Harry Potter, Twilight, The dragons of Pern (all of them) The Dragon Keeper, Dragon Rider, Eragon, and many many more. I also can NOT spell nomader how much i read.

I have blue eyes that change from light to dark with my mood. They are most of the time light almost gray blue with a dark, dark, blue rim and little dots of the same color. As a friend once said, "They look as if it's raining, as if your soul is crying." Isnt that poetic?
My hair is redish brown and cut in a shag at the moment. My skin is ghost pale (I vant to suck your blood!) and I have tuns of freckels. My cheeks are ushualy a rosy pink color so conbined with my pale skin i'm always geting asked if i'm sick. UGH!

About my storys

So far i have writen 4 fan fictions, one of wich never made it on to the internet. I have also writen 2 storys that are not fanfics both of wich i think are pritty good.

People I have come to love on here

smiley12cool

ScifiSOS

Some of the best authors on this site

Dark Cyan Star

Rosette-Cullen

nahimana

lyiint

Steppenwoelfin

Ratatia
(she doesnt have a fan fiction account)

Accio Harry Potter

Cherry-Starburst

Shades

HaruJam

jharad17

Wujjawoo

Evandar

Severitus

Sakamoto Mhira
(one story but worth it. one of the best yaoi athors i've seen)

Dinkel

NaughtypastryChef
(YES YES YES! THE best yaoi EVERRRR!)

AntoinetteD

SiriuslyUnreal
(author of some seriosly deep storys)

vvc

Ceara Ivory

Exstremely well thought out or meaningfull storys.
(may share some storys with the next list)

Choosing to Change

Desperate Measures

Concrete Angel: A Plea for the Children

Storys with highly original plots or ideas.

Desperate Measures
(also on preveous list)

Every Time, My Heart Will Reach Yours
(a warriors story but they are rencarnated into humans. Better then it sounds!)

Kitty Love
(and it's 2 sequals that can be found on the author's homepage)


All stuff concernig my current storys

Not so normal after all: The 2nt chap is almost compleat i'm just to lazy to work on it. also, i lost the cord to my portibal typer thing so i will have to retype everything. Not fun

Caged: Smily12cool and i are working on it but we keep geting sidetracked. (A.D.D much!)

IDEA!
Harry Penis.
Harry Penis and the Chamber of Secret sex,
Harry Penis and the stoned philosopher,
Harry Penis and the and the prisoner of up-my-ass,
Harry Penis and the Triwizard threesome,
Harry Penis and the Order of the ChickenNuts,
Harry Penis and the Half-sucked Cock,
THEEEEEN
Harry Potter and the Dirty Whores


Just randome stuff

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'M BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS (i dont get this one )
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a RED HEAD so i MUST be a bitch

~STOP STEREOTYPES! IF YOU HATE STEREOTYPES AND WANT THEM TO STOP, COPY THIS LIST INTO YOUR PROFILE AND BOLD THE ONES YOU ARE

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Weird stuff, bout my name/names?

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Sarah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Saizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Blue Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jayne Joslo

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):Onesarbbs

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Green Frute punch

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): SaeJbbn

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Grettle

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Spike (wow)

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Snape

2. Harry

3. Luna

4. James/prongs

5. Fred

6. Draco

7. George

8. Tom riddle/voldy

9. Remus/Moony

10. Sirius/padfoot

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

-- Harry.Sirius? Are you KIDDING?? Love them!! They so belong together!! Amazing couple. I just adore them and both of them are so dominateing so it gets realy steamy.
Harry was ment to ge gay, how the heck did author lady get ginny?!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Luna Hmmmm... I thing she's realy pritty does the count? I love her personality... it's so much like mine!

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Draco got Snape Preggo? I'd kill whoever wrote it! Snape is supost to be on top! GOSH!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

YES! Gods yes! I love Moon/pad It's the BEST. I realy like this one "just a kiss"

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

George and Harry? You know it! Add in Fred and you have one of the BEST fanfics EVER

6. Four.eight or four.nine?

4/9!! Moon/prong?! Never read it but sounds AWESOME!

I have now been intidused to moon/prong and it's realy good!

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If George descover Luna and voldy? Hmmm... I dont think he'd be serprised, i mean, luna is THAT odd... also she's get kick out of the DA ...

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two.six fic.

Draco/harry... Hmmm i can think of some.

just redid: He knew it was rong to feel this way about another guy, exspetialy Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, her masters enimy, but he didnt care. He loved the boy, even if the raven haired boy could never know. He made it his live mision to save his love, he worked in the back ground for so long, will he drop his dicises to save his love one last time? Even if it may cause his death. Hell yes.

wow i like that way better then what i had before! sound kinda intristing. not the type that would ceach my eye and force me to read but intristing.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Sirius/James ... I would think so... i KNOW thare is smut

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Snape/Fred. Wow i dont know... i think a summery would be easyer but here i go.

"Why cant he just leave me alone?"

hm... would make more sence if you could see the summery i have in mind for it... i think i'll put it up anyways!

Serveus Snape is lost in the world, it is 10 years after the war (no he didnt die). Soon after he found out what the crazy Dumbledor has in stor for the young harry he quit his job and took up garding the boy. Not soon after he witnissed harry geting killed by Ron in one of his drunked rages and has been scard ever sence. He now stumbles across the streets of the wizarding world, no one dare trying to help him knowing he was once a Death Eater, and he likes it that way. But now someone is going to change all that and help Snape pick up the shatered remanes of his life. But will he let them?

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

James wanting to seduce Snape? NO! They hate each other but if i were to make one it would be a smut, pure smut. James's sick joke for the Marderers

but i DO like remus/snape and sirius/snape but i never realy like james with anyone but lilly (or the other marderers)

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Hmmm i dont know but it doesnt sound that bad.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Oooh you touched my Tralalala or paralized... or i wana make love right now XD

Evil Fun with Harry Potter Characters:

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:

1. Snape

2. Harry

3. Luna

4. James/prongs

5. Fred

6. Draco

7. George

8. Tom riddle/voldy

9. Remus/Moony

10. Sirius/padfoot

11.lucius

12. Bill

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

YYYYEEEEESSSS i LOVE malfoy incess!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

eh... not realy, he's harry dad. thats about it.

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

.. No. No. NOOOOO! lucius would soooo top not bill! grr!

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

hehe run off to my vast abount of remus/harry and remus/serius fics

It Was Only A Kiss!
Harry Potter and the Inhibition Potion Incident 4some yum snape remus draco harry
Third Mate harry sirius remus 3 some.

ask if you want more and i'll be glad to send over! hey, i may even make a comunnity on it!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

DUH! DARRRY! it's the most popular pairing!

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

hehehe 5/9/10 8D i is so smart!

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

hehe he's be like "Good job bill! it's my turn now!"

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

luna/sirius? hmm let me think

... i cant think of one! D: i'll come back to this later

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

o.o Snape/voldy FLUFF! i'm sorry but.. NO NO NOO DIEEEE! if there were such thing as a snape/voldy fic it would be sadastic rape torcher... now i wana read that!

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

george lucias...WOOOOOWWW. umm... Betraying the one I love Le gasp! sooodeep! tho to you it most likely wont make any sence unless i exsplane. (8D summery time!)
After Fred died George was alone in the world, the one he loved most gone. Seeking to avenge his dead he teamed up with Lucias to distory the headmaster. He had minipulated them all and killed Fred. So in retern he is going to make his life a liveing hell, even if it means pairing up with thoes his brother died fighting against.

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

o.o James wanting to deflower Sevvy... wooow um... er... idk?

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

hehe yes! TWINCEST FTW!

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

is het girl/girl or boy/girl? i can never remeber. i conow yuri is girl girl but i think het is 2

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

YEEESH! in all his sexyness

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

no.. jame sis dead it wouldnt work,

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"EWWWW!" jk XD nah more like, "HARRY, REMUS! YESSS!" or something like that

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

heheheh I'm to sexy for my shirt ;)

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Bondage, prolonged cum and2 nauhghty school boys getng punished ;)

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

YES! i always wanted a reason to wright something like this! "This dog wants to nibble your bone", I've seem to have lost my verginity, may i have yours?" "I know you want me to manage your mischief!" "Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own." maybe "Do you like it doggy style?"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

not to long ago, "Makeing it to the movies: how to be a porn star"

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

wips. ;)

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

yes, BOTH!

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Luna XD cow girl style ;)

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Serverus and Remus are in a happy relationship until Remus suddenly runs off with James. Serverus, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lucius and a brief unhappy affair with Bill, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Luna.

woooow lots of twists and turns thare! I would call it labyrinth of love

Smily12cool might read it.. i also thick she should wright it lol

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

o.o George voldy... I would laugh my ass off!


If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (done it!)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:

danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Me Love Edward Cullyou, SilverMoonArcher,forbiddenkitsunegoddess13, Howl To The Moon, Nayeli, mochiusagi, darkablino, drarythoughts,seventhSINwrath, Shisoma (or AghastAngel i may change),

If you are are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (aaaaaaaall the time)

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile


If you approve gay-marriages put this in your profile and add your name to the list:

Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starship13, Wistful-Dreamer, Calypphire, Shadow-Ravin, BlackPheonix913, Valerya Potter, Dowash, Shisoma (or AghastAngel i may change)

There are no sexualities. You love who you love and that's that. It's not restricted to one gender, no matter what gender it is. If you agree with me, copy & paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided my mother that I an a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working on the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I an the sister who holds her gay brother tight trough the painful, tearfilled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in an other year I mill probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now life with an other woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating as soon they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always have to deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who hides what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another man.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality.


"You have the mind of a Slytherin, but also the brains of a Ravenclaw! Also, I can sense the bravery of a Gryffindor in you...hmm...it looks to me that it should be..."
"Slytherin!"

SlytherGryffinclaw moto: "Evil enough to do the deed, Brave enough to face the consequences, but Smart enough to get away with it." (yes i made that up)

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1. Caged » reviews
A colaborated story between Smily12cool and I: Harry lives in a abusive home but that is all about to change as the young hero changes, not only in his aditude but in his apperence. Well anythnig ever be the same again? A/N: abuse! hurt comfort HP/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B.
2. Not so normal after all » reviews
Alexa Brown is an ordenary girl. Not! 4 years ago at her 8th birthday party at the park she meets a snake named Ever and finds she can talk to it. Now she is headed off to hogwards school of witchcraft and wizardy. Will she be normal here? My own char
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-4-09
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