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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto. What... The... HECK?! Oh my friggin' GOSH!! I JUST got caught up on the Naruto manga and NOW they decide to incorporate a Juubi?! NOW?! I've already written a story that's pretty damn well close to canon with a Juubi that's REAL and in an OC of mine!! THIS IS BULL!! AUGH!! Okay... rant over Hey pplz... So, funny story, my baby (that's my laptop, Sivvy, for anyone who's new :D) has decided to take its annual trip to Japan... Without me... To get fixed... AGAIN. -sigh- So, I won't be reading/working on my stories for a few weeks. Sorry if I seem dead to y'all. I'm not... Just Sivvy-deprived. :((((( Virus Status: FREEEEEEEEE!! :D So happy for my Anti-Virus thingie-mabob... So... WHO SAW HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE?! I did... And LOVED IT... Damn, who knew Malfoy could look so good? I CALL THE TWIN GEORGE AND DRACO!! I have to split them with my friend D: AND LOGAN, FROM PERCY JACKSON AND THE LIGHTNING THIEF!! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I FOUND BACK-UPS OF MOST OF MY STORIES!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SO! They shall soon began to be posted (then I shall be an official BETA Reader) and you shall soon (hopefully) LOVE them!! Oh, I'm so darn happy... Now i just need to work on them... Well, I'll do it when I can people! HONORS CHEMISTRY SUCKS SOOOO BAD!! P.S. No, I did not find the flash drive. Still looking for that. :( Okay people. I am here to SPREAD THE TENIPURI LOVE!! I have JUST created a Community based solely on the PamperedPair(AtobexEiji) because they're adorable and so I'm going to need more people to WRITE the PamperedPair and I need staff members!! Lots of help would be appreciated if y'all would pass this on!! :) OI OI OI!! LISTEN TO THIS!! Midnight Gale, also known as Midnightz Skye, #1371492 and Midnightz Starzz, #1722804 is a PLAGIARIST. You want proof? Check out this forum at http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/49934/8100705/1/. It'll have ALL the proof you need. I'm sending this out as a WARNING to everyone. She plagiarized a FemNaruSasu story. I am not sure if this is the ONLY pairing that she does but this is all I know for now. PASS IT ON!! And now, In Love with the Devil fans THAT GIRL'S DONE IT TOO!! It's actually a HSM fanfic (High School Musical) about Troy and Gabriella! SQUEE! I KNOW!! Anyways, SoSneakernight, the REAL author's, i.d. is: 1637679 and the STORY i.d. is: 4409565! CHECK IT OUT!! PEOPLE. SPREAD. THE. MESSAGE. PLAGIARISING IS AGAINST THE LAW. You may not get caught on here but seriously you do, you will serve some time so please. DON'T be stupid y'all... Seriously... -sighs- You have GOT to be kidding me... Okay y'all here is some MORE news on this giant ball of IDIOCY... (Seriously, girls and boys/men/hawt, smexy bishies XD if you're reading this JUST GIVE UP AND BE ORIGINAL!!) The battle is over but the war rages on!! Midnight's Gale old account has been destroyed!! But she didn't learn her lesson and made a new account!! To help get rid of her, spread the word about her no good stealing! Here's a forum that you can join about this topic or just other plagerist in general: http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/49934/8100705/5/#10108927 Please help put an end to this war, that's what it is now! Midnight's Gale has turned this into an all out war and she's toying with us! Help please! Name: You may call me Sasodei-chan, Ai-chan, Aiko-chan, Rai-chan, Ari-chan, Ryuu-chan. Any will work. ;D But, you know, eventual-ruler-slash-owner-of-all-that-is-good-and-mankind-including-all-anime-slash-yaoi-manga works too. :D Age: Guess. C'mon, I know you've got a brain in there. :) Birthday: April 24th. That's right people BOW DOWN to the awesomeness of the day. :P Location: Hm... Do I have to specify? I mean I'm not from a space station or anything... Or am I? O_o... Ethnicity: I'm Latina. Don't know what that is? Too bad. :# Description: Brownish-black hair, definitely lighter in the sun; 5”4 or 5”5 whichever; olive skin Sex: Well... do I know you? :3 Sexuality: -computerized female voice- Hello. You are inside of sasodei-iz-awesome's brain. There to the left is her sexuality nerve. -neon sign flashing BI in big letters- Likes: Lots of things. If I REALLY wrote my likes, this one single section would be PAGES long. So for now I’ll list the basics: chocolate, anime/manga, yaoi (though I don’t mind het or yuri), Dislikes: Um... well, I don’t really like snotty people. And I hate fighting. Unless I’m doing it and it’s for a good reason. (Like fighting for pro-LIFE...) Occupation: Student. Of what, you ask? Well, how 'bout I kick your ass and then you'll find out? 8) Status: Currently single. Not particularly looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend but hey. You get what you get and you don't throw a fit. ;) Friends: name(penname)Ame-Imouto(newXmoonXfox), Saiya-Imouto(animeloverani), Sesshy-chan(EdSpikeSesshyGirl), Aki-chan(UchihaAkimoto), Murasaki Shikibu, Puck(TrickyPuck), Nomi-chan(Nozomi-sama), Bea-onee-chan(Imperial Mint), Aneko-chan(Aneko.Inoue), Bella-chan(Belladelaluna), Ulyrie(DattebayoUrie01), Nare-chan(nareboshi), Reyrin!!(reychop), Mysti-chan!! (SadisticEmo), CHIPS :D (Chi.Z.B), Cannibal Mac Random Stuff: By ze way, call me insane I'll kick your ass from here (or whereever you are) all the way to Timbuktu. Thank you. XP “Well Naruto,” he sneered, “tell me right now if you can’t handle it, because like this car -I need a man to manage me- not some lost little boy who thinks he can.” (From the story Torque by The Cereal Killer. Check her out!!) The best quote ever. It is soooooooooo true. FAVORITE THINGS A-Z (not complete): Favorite MANGA: AAA, Absolute Boyfriend, Adarshan no Hanayome, Ai Hime/Ai to Himegoto, Aishiteruze Baby, Akuma de Sourou, Beast Master, Bleach, B.O.D.Y., Boku ni Natta Watashi, Code Geass-Lelouch of the Rebellion, Crimson Hero, D.N.Angel, Fruits Basket, The Gentlemen's Alliance, Hana Yori Dango, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Koukou Debut, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, Yu-Gi-Oh, 07Ghost, 1/3 no Kareshi, 7th Period Is A Secret Favorite T.V. SHOWS: Criminal Minds, CSI, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, The Good Wife, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, The Mentalist, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, Numbers Dedicated Fanfictions to Me: Talk Dirty- It is a KakuHida LEMON, meaning M people, done by UchihaAkimoto, my Aki-chan!! Her i.d. is: 1600885 and the STORY i.d. is: 4627959 Please go and review for it!! WARNING: It's yaoi Good-bye- It is a SasoDei friendship fic that is K+ but it's so kawaii!! Her i.d. is: 1366182 and the STORY i.d. is: 4628817 PLEASE go and review for it!! WARNING: Um... None! XD Quotes: You didn't want me to worry? And now we're running for our lives in some godforsaken jungle?! 'Dash, remember what Mom said.' 'What?' And he did. And he likedit. You're killing me, Smalls. Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyways. Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car. I cant believe I lost him. I was going to ask him to marry me. How is he so freaking hot?! He's dead! He's supposed to be freaking ice cold! Twilight lied! You have no sense of humor you stupid... night mutant! Oh right, section IV, article VII, paragraphh II, and sentence VIII: The "the gods hate you so much that they decided instead of screwing with you by just cursing you with bad luck, they would just stick you with a 'I'll-fuck-anything' vampire and call it a day" clause. How could Sasuke forget? That's his favorite clause... “Should I beseech forgiveness for not recognizing him and ordering the course of events that brought him here?” Because clearly I should have realized that a person stumbling in upon my bath was sent from the gods. Clearly. –Everdust by Master of the Rebels “Well, you’re not gonna see them flapping around” –My coach, Coach Chapman. She was talking about sperm…… It was in Health class. “I look like a freakin’ Smurf.” “No, Smurfs are lighter.” “….Get outta my car.” -...My cousin and I. She was worried she was wearing too much blue. I corrected her. :) “No such matter. I live by the church. For I live at my house and my house doth lie by the church.” –XD Feste from Twelfth Night. I thought this was hilarious. If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." –Robert something... I think Lee. –shrugs- ”See! Back to the regular old ‘I’m going to grunt a response’. Come on.” –All Eyes on You by myfailsafe “I don’t know how I ever doubted you. Shall we spend the gold all in one place?” –Porky Pig, Looney Tunes Let's get one thing straight, I'm not. –Dunno. Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. –Nope, still don’t. If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -….Shall I repeat it again? “Eggs! Just like Easter.” –Again, strange things happen in Health Class…. “Most of it gets stuck or runs into the walls or runs in circles” -….-cough- She was talking about sperm….. Again…. “We’re not decorating in my class. Especially when you’re right there, I’m right here.” –This girl was drawing while she was talking. Coach Chapman got upset. “What are we doing today?” “We’re doing drugs” –My friend asked Coach Sicola what they were doing in Health. This was the reply. “Your hormones are just saying ‘come to me sperm’” –Seriously, Coach Chapman says these kinds of things all the time. “Am I making you nauseous? Yeah I made someone throw up one period” –Coach Chapman He squinted at me, irritated. How the hell did he see like that? If I squinted like that all day, I'd probably run into a post. Heh, no wonder. –a story in fanfiction What did he mean, 'go there'? Oh. There. –a story in fanfiction Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire. - Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways. - You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - The nicest thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive. - Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - Don't be so humble. You're not that great. - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. - All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. -?? But I thought it was funny. XD Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. - I'll be sober tomorrow, but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. - Those who think they know everything annoy those of us that do. - This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. –Bumper sticker Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - “Faint later now’s not the time!” –a story on fanfiction “Please we have to stop. I have to empty out the blood in my shoes again” –Malcolm in the Middle “This is the answer!” “What’s the question?” “I don’t know but this is the answer!!” - Malcolm in the Middle “This is the hand we’ve been dealt with. God just hates us. We’re not bad people” - Malcolm in the Middle “A lifetime ban from Gymboree. A lifetime ban!” - Malcolm in the Middle “I meant take life to the fullest! Not to maim yourselves!” – Larry, the lifeguard from Spongebob Squarepants “Something was up; my Naruto-senses were tingling. Aw wait, Spiderman didn’t have a cape. Damn! Senses…or cape….senses…cape…” -a story on fanfiction; although now that I think about it, I think it was from one of the stories of the lovely NavyBlueWings... “Man, cheering up two friends in one day! Just call me Super Naruto! I better get a damn cape.” –a story on fanfiction “But we’re supposed to stop you from doing dangerous experiments!” “I know. You’re not very good at your jobs are you?” –Johnny Test “I’ll be holding my breath in anticipation” -… Um… I think a story on fanfiction… No? Nobody up there liked me? Damn, I thought I had appeased one of the gods. –a story on fanfiction “Are you Bob Pants?” “Um…. Spongebob…..” “Close enough” –Spongebob Squarepants “I don’t mope.” Yeah and I was the king of England –a story on fanfiction “Hey! I’ll have you know all of my tests proudly say D on them! Like I’ll let an F ruin my perfect record.” –a story on fanfiction These are from Ashi-Eiketsu "Honestly, what's so fantastic about breasts anyway? They don't do anything, they're just...there. Now the elbow, that's sexy, it can bend." Mr. David Menasche, my AP English teacher and the most kick-ass man in the universe. "What are friends for? To hold your hair back when you throw up, go to your fiance's bachelor party and make sure he doesn’t get loose with the stripper, and help you hide the body of your latest victim" MY BFFL Me- "Oh crap you're starting to sound like Menasche" BFFL- "OH NO! I'm turning into a short, little, bald man!" Me- "HEY! He's not short, he's fun-sized!" BFFL- "Correction: OH NO! I'm turning into a fun-sized little bald man!" "During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E" Mrs. Laura Vogl, my AP Biology teacher while teaching us about photosynthesis "Dementia is caused be men. You see its going fine in the beginning but once you get to men the rest is shot to shit" MY BFFL "Ah, report cards to be passed out at the end of class. This gives me the opportunity to think up funny comments. Or noises, like 'Hmm' or 'Ahh' or 'Hahahahaha'. Or my favorite, 'Really? I mean come one, really Megan?' "Mr. Menasche "You sound unhealthy. You sound weak, you sound flawed!" Mr. Menasche to a sick student (incessant beeping) "Does anyone else hear that?" "Yes" "Oh good, its not just me" Mr. Menasche A friend would call out when the car is coming. A good friend would push you out of the way. A best friend would shoot out the tires and run the driver over. Slam Guard- You'll kill us... with a soup cup? Riddick- Tea actually Slam Guard- What's that? Riddick- I'll kill you with my teacup -Chronicles of Riddick "Cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded" -Bring It On "I shall raise them as if they were actually wanted"-Series of Unfortunate Events "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands" -Legally Blonde "You can't leave everything to fate boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you got to give her a hand" -Ever After What makes a guy lip-worthy? Well a great smile, silky lashes, and hair you love to run your fingers through are good for starters. But more than that, worthy guys are the ones who have earned your kiss--meaning they are respectful toward you, admiring of who you are, and treat you like the special girl that you are. "Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss issues, simple minds discuss people" Not Sure Perfection is a mindset that only drives us all to insanity. But its the imperfections that keep us in check Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons and evil warlocks are real, but because they tell us that they can be defeated. "Friendship is not something that you learn in school. If you haven't learned it then you really haven't learned anything at all" Muhammad Ali I want the kind of boy who I can run up to with tears streaming down my face, hair a mess, make-up smeared and the first thing he says is "Who's ass am I kicking?" or better yet, "You look beautiful." Growing up sucks and not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all fits together perfectly and its incredible. Its those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that makes growing up worth it and you know it'll all be ok. Shawn- Where have you been? Cory- There was a fortune teller at the yogurt parlor Shawn- You tortured a fellow named Yogi Tyler? -Boy Meets World Nate- We could sell it to pay-per-view Skitzy- Sure it'll be great. Superstar vs. Half-a-Star Caretaker- Why don't you shut the hell up before I slit your throat and watch the dust come out? -Longest Yard "Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that would be called cannibalism, and that is indeed frowned upon in many societies" -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head. I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. Great Latin Phrases: Osculare Pultem Meam!- Kiss my Grits! Duc, Sequere, aut de via Decede- Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way De Inimico non Loquaris sed Cogites- Do Not Wish Ill for your Enemies, Plan It Cogito Ergo Doleo- I think therefore I am Depressed Carpe Cerevisi- Seize the Beer Cacoethos scribendi- Insatiable Urge to Write Aut Viam Inveniam aut Facian- I will Find a Way or Make One Aude Sapere- Dare to Know Cendo Tuum!- Up Yours! For a moment a cloaked Kiba with a laser sword forced himself in his mind. Then he imagined Sasuke as Darth Vader announcing to a horrified Naruto: I am your lover. –A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 “Straight?” He said, his smirk growing. “So is spaghetti until you heat it up.” –Takami wo Mezashite by Tanuki-Mara "Because I got to be with you! You're nothing like Sasuke! You're nicer, warmer, and you care!" –Saint Valentine a la Naruto by Yoru no Tsuyu “And he'd always heard it helps to talk about things...and his pillows weren't listening apparently.” –Foxed! by The Lost Ninjas “Oh my God, Sasuke-kun is soooooooooooo hunk-luscious. I wish he would just grab me in his strong muscled arms and put me in his white horse and run away with me to the land of the lovers so we could live happily ever after together.” –Not Old Enough by lousi “Oh my God, I can’t believe it. He called you a kid just ‘cause you’re younger than him with five years between you two. How horrible! We should kill him.” –Not Old Enough by lousi “Hey, Sasuke, have you seen my…” Itachi, who had just walked into Sasuke’s room to ask him about his missing cell phone, trailed off as he saw that Sasuke was in his balcony, sitting on the floor with his back to his room and was looking at the sky. Itachi rolled his eyes. “Such a drama queen.” He crossed the room to the balcony and opened its sliding door. “Your brooding hours are done, princess. It's time to greet your guests.” Sasuke looked up. He was too distracted that he didn’t hear a word Itachi said. “What?” Itachi scoffed. “Nothing. Are you done pouting now?” Sasuke glared at him. “I don’t pout.” “Of course, you don’t. Now if you’re done asking the moon who's the fairest women of all, I need to ask you something.” –Not Old Enough by lousi (all of it) He walked out of the driver’s door muttering to himself “Ok, don’t panic it's going to be fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. She won’t be angry. She’ll be… sad. Ok maybe not sad but she won’t be angry. She may be… mad. A little mad. Actually really mad. Oh, my God she’s going to kill me. Oh, I can’t take this. She’s gonna cut lady-killer-Naruto. Oh no if he dies I die. What was I thinking? I can’t tell her! I have to run before she sees me. I have to….” –Not Old Enough by lousi “Sasuke knew it was a possibility. Walking by a bridge with Naruto and just happening to jump off. It happens.” –Rented To Be by myfailsafe Sasuke, on the other hand, glared, “You know, I’ve always wondered what sound a puppy would make when I kick it.” Naruto took a quick step back, wiping the look clean, “And you know, I’m starting to wonder what you’d be like after a round through anger management.” ”Who knows what you’d be like after a wonderful trip through the first grade.” Naruto asked in disbelief, “Are you calling me dumb?” Sasuke glance at the blonde as he opened the door, pulling his keys out of his jacket pocket with a smirk. “Well, dobe. Congratulations. You might advance for figuring that out alone.” –Rented To Be by myfailsafe “What’s with this dress?” –Animal Trail SasuNaru doujinshi “How naïve… Naruto isn’t my desire!! He’s something I live for!! My life partner!! We’re like a rabbit couple!! And when you consider what rabbits do…………” “Go (Die.)” –Animal Trail SasuNaru doujinshi (XDDDD I love this part by the way……) “Ah. Are you Naruto’s mistress, then?” Sasuke frowned. Perhaps the one eye had poor vision? “I’m a man.” “Sorry. His mastress?” His left eye twitched. “I’m his business partner.” “Oh, is that what they’re calling it these days?” –Won’t Let You Go by Ahja Reyn Three fingers and a jump rope handle went up my boyfriend’s ass…Hooooooly fuck… -Pastel Playground by Master of the Rebels ………………… I don’t really remember where I got these quotes. I thought they were rather funny though. And yes. I steal people’s quotes. But I give them credit for it!! "me: so why isn't she here?! "ARG! YOU KEEP PUSHING ME OUT EVERYTIME I TRY TO SHOVE IT IN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN A VIRGIN!" -kiki, while playing some weird finger game with our friend drew. "My God, did you ever notice that when a little kid cries, liquid manages to stream out of every orifice of their body? I mean seriously, their eyes get wet and the saliva builds up and they pee because their crying. And then they do that thing where they use their ENTIRE arm to wipe some snot off their nose and wind up dragging the mucus across their face, which makes them cry even more. It's just a huge damn mess." -Menasche "I hate glitter. I swear to God, I used that shit in SIXTH grade and I'm STILL picking off sparkles at thirty. Glitter is like the herpes of the art world." -Menasche "-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either." -Menasche -points to a Gaara pin on my ID lanyard- Look how cute he is! If I were gay, I'd totally hit that. Can you imagine what kind of things he could do with that sand? Just think of the handjobs!" -my friend Stefano "cindy: Hello? "A friend will console you when you're rejected by that person you like, but a REAL friend would march right up to them and say 'It's because you're gay, isn't it?'" "Now, I know what you're thinking: Did I just compare the stock market to porn? And the answer is yes children, yes I did." -Mr. Margolis, my 11th grade history teacher, I cracked up when he said this to us. "Well behaved women rarely make history" "During photosynthesis, water breaks up into one Hydrogen, Oxygen and an Electron... so in short, water is a H.O.E" "Dementia is caused by men. You see it’s going fine in the beginning but once you get to men the rest is shot to shit" kiki "Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, its the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid" -Jack Sparrow "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who wants to date a fish?" "Let me examine your prostate...with my dick" -Ruuichan's bf XD Okay so I know how much pastey shtuff I used to have on here so we're going to start it off with this which is SO true... :D Sasuke's saucy, Zexy's sexy, Naruto's partial to ramen, Itachi can definitely be seme over you! Repost that if you love Itachi! (created by the lovely Heaven Cobra -snuggles-) LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES What Is Your Affinity? Earth You are incredibly loyal and trustworthy, and your friends can always count on you. Like Stevie Rae, you are cautious and slow to change. Fledglings with an affinity for earth are great at offering help and will be there when friends need a shoulder to cry on. They may not always be imaginative, but will have no trouble finishing projects that they start. Fun quizzes, surveys & blog quizzes by For HOUSE OF NIGHT. Ah, I love the site. :) Homophobia and You I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; added parts were added by Dragonmanga and darkalbino 10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' ~24 things to do in an elevator!~ 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!" Re-post this if you laughed. XD Sweetest Thing; When she walks away from you, mad When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she starts cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lays her head on your shoulder When she steals your favorite hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she says that she likes you When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name; JackleAndFangirl67 ;3, Sasuke's twin sister Amaya , fox999, sasodei-iz-awesome Vampire You have been bitten and drank another's blood. You have faster reflexes than hybrids and humans but you are not the top of the food chain. You have a sanguine addiction (an addiction to blood) that is constant and will get you into trouble if you're not careful. Bullets and other such weapons have little effect on you but there are a few specialized weapons that can put you in your grave quickly. You are a vampire, so of course you have fangs suited for the job. Results from: http://www.1001funquizzes.com/vampire-quiz?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CNyV08fz2JICFSMaagodbzFb_A Your One and Only wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. Okay. -smirks- George. :D 2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, Black, Blue, Green, Yellow? Blue 3. Your first initial? K 4. Your month of birth? April. Taurus all the way, baby. 5. Which color do you like more, Black or White? Black, sorry white. :P 6. Name a person of the same sex as yours. My Twin!! Kyuu-chan!! 7. Your Favorite number? 69. And yes, it was this waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay before I knew the implications of it... -sigh-... 8. Do you like California or Florida more? Cali 9. Do you like the lake or Ocean more? Ocean. 10. Write down a wish (A realistic one). My wish is... That... Uh... I get to meet all of my friends on ff.net someday!! :) If so scroll down (Don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you chose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and Aggressive. Green: Your school is relaxed and you are laid back Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love Yellow: You are a very happy person and give advice to those who are down 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5, If you chose... Black: Your life will take o a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confines in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you chose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person. 9. If you chose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love, and you are very reserved. Ocean: You are Spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Controversial Issues: 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?" "Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson "That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg "To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare "I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry "Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin "And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses "To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush "Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss "In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa "Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld "The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon "This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein "I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders SasuNaru or SasuSaku Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. What Kisses Mean: Forehead: You'll be mine forever Hand: I adore you Ear: I'm horny Cheek: You mean so much to me Shoulder: I want you Neck: I want you now Lips: I love you Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other Wink: Let's get it on Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick321 (Edward cullen...even though he is real)Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby (Edward Cullen, of course), Vampires-Rock4eva (Edward Cullen who else you dunce?), RENT Head - A Guardian Angel (Edward Cullen), ms Masen (Edward Cullen. Well duh!), Raelliin Cullen Potter deSilva (Edward CullenDUH( noooooreally?!), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Souske Sagura from Full Metal panic, Jesse DeSilva, Draco Malfoy, i know im a crush freak lol), fox999(Sasuke, you beautiful piece of ass and Jacob from Twilight...mm-mm-mm!!), sasodei-iz-awesome (ooh, boy here we go, long list better get ready people!!... Well, DEFINITELY Artemis Fowl... Good GOD, is he smexy... he's just so... Evil -shudders DELIGHTfully-, Now for Naruto bishies: Itachi (even though he's TOTALLY for my Twin, a.k.a. ShukakuKyuubi), Naruto (MINE!! ALL MINE!!), Sasori (damn red-heads. They're just soooooooooo unresistable. Unfortunately, he's for my imouto. D:... I GUESS I can give him up...) Shikamaru (... no comment... other then he is FINE...) Kakashi (Oh no you can't tell me he ISN'T GORGEOUS!!), Iggy (Good God, he may be blind but DAMN he's gotta be sexy. Oh from Maximum Ride book series btw.), Usui (From Kaichou wa Maid-sama... -licks lips- Hot damn, I'd've said HELL YES to Usui... Stupid Misaki...), Hinata (From Maid-sama... HE'S ADORABLE!! KAWAII DESUDE!!), Soutarou (From Kaichou wa Maid-sama Oh... Dear... GOD... At first I was all Holy Snap CREEPER but then I saw the GLASSES and was lost. I'll NEVER be found again. He Is A GOD. AND POSSIBLY GAY!! :DDDDDDDDDD), now for the POT boys: Tezuka (... What? He's sexy AND WEARS GLASSES. I'm a sucker for those :P), Ryoga (Okay Ryoma's adorable Ryoga's... Pure Sex. :3), Fuji (Ok who DOESN'T honestly?? I mean Syuusuke's AMAZING...), Eiji (MY NEKO!! Even though he is SO for the PamperedPair! GOD, Love THAT PAIRING!! Go AtobeEiji!! :P) Crimson Hero: Keisuke (... I remember in the manga he was wearing this OUTFIT and it was like skinny black jeans and a black shirt and I was all "...DAMN...". My bestest friend (one of the two I've got anyways) did the same thing too so I feel justified in my reaction. :3) Whelp, I think that's it... -looks over list- Jesus, I have no life. DX) ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile Quiz Results: Okay so since EVERYONE has been going onto here I decided I would go on and take the quiz as well. You are a Clueless Uke! Most compatible with: Opportunist Seme, Romantic Seme D:... Damn. I took the quiz TWICE and this is what I got... I really must BE clueless... But I DON'T LIKE MUSHY CRAP!! D: Craps... Whelp, means I'll need to find an Opportunist Seme! Any offers? XD Seme: Ashi-Eiketsu Well she read my profile and asked and I said sure. So now she's my seme! :D; also Spirits.Dawn is another of my seme's. Hi Koibito's!! :) Uke: Makoto-kun XD She is mine though... ALL MINE!! And this, children, is why you do not have a baby before you are over your teenage years... "Are you going to keep referring to him as 'him?' Doesn't he have a name?" Sai asked. "You know, something like Naruto junior? Or Sasuke junior?" Naruto spluttered an unconvincing denial. "Naruto, it's rather obvious, even if it's bizarre," Sakura said lightly, not quite looking at Naruto. Naruto threw his hands in the air. "How come you didn't believe me when I said I was pregnant, but you're accepting that Sasuke could have given birth?" Naruto demanded. "Because you weren't pregnant, and he's living proof of what happened," Sakura said as she stroked the baby's head affectionately. "You sound almost like Tsunade," Naruto grumbled as he held his son gently, cushioned and cradled securely in his swaddle cloth. "His name?" Sai prompted. "What about Chihiro, good fortune?" Sakura said. "Fortunate to be alive, that’s for sure," Sai mused. "Chikao – clever and wise," Naruto mused. "But if he's Naruto's child, he's not always wise..." "Hey!" "Keitaro, blessed," Sakura suggested. "He'd get beat up for that name." "Well, what about Makoto: good." "Really beaten up." "Sounds like Sasuke's Mom's name, Mikoto..." Naruto added, bemused. "Mamoru – to protect." "I knew this guy involved with a rough group of sailors named Mamoru. I don't think I want him named after that guy." "What about Naoko? Straight and honest?" "Well, his origins came about more curved than straight, considering his parentage..." "Shut up, Sai!" "Er, Raiden?" "Like the thunder god?" "He will surely cause a lot of noise around here, I can tell you that. Maybe better not to encourage him before he's even old enough to know better." "Osamu? Discipline? Studious?" "Sounds too political for some reason..." "Taro – first son." "More like only son from these fathers." "Torao. Tiger?" "Wrong year for it." "Yasahiro – peaceful, calm and wise." "Yeah, right. No for the same reason Chikao should be discarded." "What about Yoshi? Always calling him quiet and tranquil might wear off on his personality." "I don't want him to be all angst-ridden, brooding, and quiet like Sasuke." "True..." "Ichigo?" "First son was already ruled out, and now you want to add insult to injury by calling him a name that also means strawberry?" "Fine, fine." "Haruka? If we're going for names that mean tranquil, that's a nice one." "I also know a girl by that name. My son is a man." "Yeah, but you like boys, so maybe it will attract the other guys." "Shut UP, Sai." "Isoroku?" "I never got that name. Why name a child fifty-six? That must have been for an Emperor with too many concubines that ran out of names at child number fifty-six." "Eiichi? Prosperous one?" "Sounds too much like Ecchi. Naruto might be a pervert, but I hope this little one won't be." "Wishful thinking Sakura." "Not if I have anything to say about it," she said, flexing her fist threateningly. "Ah, right. Not Eiichi." "Ringo?" "I don't like apples." "Kinda makes me think of drumming for some reason too." "I always wondered about Sasuke's name. It's rather unusual. Sa and suke. Help and help. Maybe he needs double the help of everyone else?" "Really?" Sai mused. "Made me think of Sasu – uke." Sakura's punch to his face quieted further comment. "What about Kamenosuke?" Sai mumbled, looking at Sakura warily. "Are you calling Sasuke a turtle?" Naruto demanded. "Well, just because it means turtle helper..." "Sai, just drop it now," Sakura snipped out, flexing her fist again. "Yuudai. A great hero!" Naruto said excitedly. "Reminds me of you dying for some reason..." "What about...Masashi?" Naruto said, slowly. "Elegant? Splendid?" Sai piped out. "I like it," Sakura said, her face brightening. "Masashi it is then," Naruto said fondly. XD This was from the story Naruto, You’re Not Pregnant! By Jelp (…………… I’m pretty sure anyways.) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile. If you think that Sakura is shit, copy this and paste it in your profile :P If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reson, copy this and paste it in your profile God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster. To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... XD Soooo true... Story Statuses: A Whole World of Chaos- Kay, um... I haven't really made a summary... I'll work on that... Fandom: Naruto Pairing(s): SasoxOC; it's the only one for sure Rating: T for now Authoress' Notes: Kay, besides the fact that I've gotta make a summary, the characters are Naruto and Sasuke for a REASON. Not that it's going to be SasuNaru/NaruSasu (which it might; you don't know, but I DO. :D) but because it's mainly going to be about the two. Next Update: Hum... I dunno. Maybe in a week. After I finish all the planning basically. :P Current Obsessions (a.k.a. Manga/Anime): 07 Ghost/Higurashi no Naku Koroni | |||||||
1. Events Following a Crush » reviewsSo, I attend Suna High under the guise of a nerd. One teensy problem: I have an obsession with a really cute guy. T for now.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 11-13-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.2. A Whole World of ChaosDifferent people, different stories. What if... Uchiha Itachi never died? There was an actual kitsune demon? There was an even more powerful demon that no one knew of?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Published: 9-22-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
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