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Author has written 43 stories for Mighty Boosh, Nathan Barley, and IT Crowd. Hi there!! So you came to check out my profile page... that's brave of you! Okay, I was bored of the long story so here's a list of facts in order they jump into my head! Here goes: I'm of the female genre. I'm a bit eccentric. I crave attention, in certain situations. I'm an introvert (according to a personality test) I'm 89 weird/ imaginative (according to the same personality test) I'm very sporty. I don't believe that people only have one talent. We have many. I'm a huge believer in the cosmos and the supernatural. My dreams are always totally random and more a little terrifying. (I've never dreamt about anyone I know). The film I'm most scared of is cartoon Hercules. (The green goo gave me nightmares for weeks) I can't watch films because they're to long and my attention span is less than that of a gold fish (that's ten minutes btw, not 10 secs as some people would have you believe) Christmas is my favourite time of year. Discrimination and prejudice actually doesn't make sense to me, I physically can't understand it and last week when discussing racism people had to use 'Harry Potter' to explain the concepts. I am unable in anyway to accept compliments, they make me go all red and embarrassed. (Still like to receive them though). I totally stand out in the village I live in. = I'm Welsh. I am unable to learn peoples real names and always have to give out nicknames (usually related to some children's TV programme that their name is VERY loosely related to.) I am a total comedy nerd!! Modern things intrigue me. Old things bore me. I have lots of contradictive personality traits. (E.g I am both; impulsive and indecisive/ happy and depressed/ introverted and extroverted/ attention seeking and shy/ childish and mature) I have no common sense but I know everything about stuff you could never care about even if you tried I have the worst memory of anyone I know. I can't remember anything important but useless little facts I am unable to forget. My friends always tell me secrets because I forget them within seconds, which is the only fail safe way of knowing secrets shan't be passed on. You can't see my wallpaper for posters. The youngest person, who's poster I have on my wall is more than twice my age. hangs head in shame My taste's mean I probably should have been born in the 70's!! Phrases I hear daily: You're mental. You're so weird. You're useless. Grow up. You're such a child. You're so immature. What have you done to your face/hair/clothes? (I hasten to add, these are always said lovingly by friends and sometimes less lovingly by my father, but who the hell listens to their parents.) My heroes: From comedy (in no order), Graham Linehan (I slightly want to be this man.) Noel Fielding Julian Barratt Russell Brand Michael McIntyre Tim Minchen Russell Howard Rhod Gilbert Dara O'Briain David Mitchell Richard Ayowade Bill Bailey From music: W. Axl Rose Slash Jon Bon Jovi Steven Tyler David Bowie (un peu) Bruce Springsteen (I don't actually own any albums of his BUT he has written my second favourite song in the world 'Born To Run' and yes, I know it's predictable - so shoot me.' Guns N Roses Bon Jovi Aerosmith Supersuckers Hell N Diesel Babylon Bombs Def Leppard The Scorpions The Afternoons (CAFDIFF BAND =) Cinderella Blind Melon (Shannon Hoon RIP - what a genius!) Whitesnake Stereophonics WASP Nickleback The Hoosiers Mint Royale (I'm actually in love with 'Blue Song' and that was before I'd seen the video) The Clash (the early stuff; pre-the sell out 'Rock The Casbah' rubbish) Razorlight Human League (some of it, not all of it.) From sport: The entire ASTON VILLA team. In particular; Craig Gardner, Ashley Young and Martin Laursen Steven Davis Fernando Torres Steven Gerrard Cesc Fabregas Luciana Aymar From acting: Johnny Depp (just because of Edward Scissorhands and Jack Sparrow)Heath Ledger (RIP) (Brokeback Mountain is the only film that's ever made me cry. And the Joker! Well, he was unbelievable!!) Tom Hanks (because the man's a legend; he's in every great film ever (inc. Toy Story) Jodie Foster (anyone who can play parts in Silence of the Lambs AND Anna and the King - is fantastic!) Tom Felton (he's in The Borrower's AND Harry Potter - he literally can't be in better films if he tired!) Charlize Theron (basically because she's in the Italian Job - yes I know the old one is technically better but it's not as exciting!) Favourites: Song : November Rain Band: Guns N Roses TV programme : The Mighty Boosh (followed VERY closely by the IT crowd) Sport (to play): Hockey Sport (to watch): Football Football Team: Aston Villa! Country: Wales (obviously) Food : Chicken & Mushroom pie Room of the house: Bathroom (it's peaceful! Don't ask) Colour: Red/Green (in isolation, they have to be in totally different places otherwise they just look like constant Christmas) Clothes: My Red Skinny Jeans! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sisi...xx | |||||||||
1. Waiting For Song 19 » reviewsIt's all over. Their luck has run out. Howard and Vince have to live out the rest of their days behind bars and miles from each other... or do they? Not if Vince has anything to do with it. Mint Royale AU. Joint writen with the wonderful Swisstony! xxMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 7-7-092. Never Forget You reviewsFluffy OneShot! Howard's just returned from filming his advert... Based on and takes title from The Noisettes song. All the dialogue are lyrics from the song! R&R! xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete3. Grace Land » reviewsVince and Howard get accidently married in Vegas - One Shot!Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete4. Life's A Beach reviewsFluffy one shot with virtually no plot! Writen for Roxxi Sanders - Hope you like it! xxMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-09 - Complete5. Snowing In The Month Of May reviewsI fancied having a go at a drouble is 200 words according to my word count MAJOR angst!Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete6. A New Fad reviewsJazz comes into fashion but how long will it last?Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete7. Peter Pan Syndrome » reviewsHas anyone noticed how much younger Vince looks? Howard can't understand how his friend never seems to age? But when he goes snooping around, he stumbles upon a dark secret...Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 6-4-098. Charlie Knows What To Do In A Fire reviewsCharlie meets a friend called Ralph the Lighter, who just wants to be loved despite the fact he's always burning things - Charlie has a brainwave to help Ralph and it's all okay because Charlie knows what to do in a fire... he thinks.Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-09 - Complete9. When Did We Change » reviewsBit of Dan/Jones angst and eventual fluff!Nathan Barley - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 4-2-0910. A Bit of Moon Loving » reviewsRated for concept only! No bad language ect. After sleeping with Vince, Howard Moon, love machine, decides that what everyone in Dalston’s been missing is a bit of Moon loving!Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,567 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-21-09 - Complete11. Boosh's Got Talent » reviewsNoir goes for an audition. Will he get through to the next stage? You decide! Yep, that's right! Something I wrote because I was bored during Match of the Day! - i guess it's kinda crackfic-ish! I dunno really! wow, what a summary! - i think not!Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 5-24-09 - Complete12. What the Dicken's? He's a Muppet! reviewsVince is out of control. Naboo decides to put him back in his place with the help of a well known method first pioneered by the great Charles Dickens! - ONE SHOT! Thanks Left T for betaing also blame her for the title, she convinced me to use itMighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete13. Second Best » reviewsVince is used to being number one but when his older brother arives will he be pushed into the background? - Why do I bother with a summary? They're always rubbish! Eventual possible unrequited Howince.Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete14. Maps reviews100 words! if that doesn't persuade you to read... nothing will Based VERY loosely on Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Hence slightly odd title!Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete15. One In A Million » reviewsSequel to Estranged. What's going to happen when Howard is released from prison? - AU, Language.Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,574 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-18-09 - Complete16. Estranged » reviewsAU! Rated for language! Vince Noir is a backstreet mugger, but what will happen when he picks on the wrong man to mug? Apologies for the poor Summary - i know I suck at them - Title is from GnR song, may change if i think of a better one!Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,031 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete17. Clinging On For Life » reviewsWhat if the line 'someone's copying me' had only been said because Vince didn't have the heart to tell Howard the truth about what the doctor had really said? How will Howard react when Vince tells him the truth? Howince, coz i can't resistMighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,651 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 2-15-0918. Booshback Mountain » reviewsYeah, shoot me for the cheesy title. Boosh Brokeback Mountain crossover, as though you hadn't worked it out Vince and Howard are cowboys in need of work, who find more that just friendship on Brokeback. Fluff/Angst/ Probable eventual character death.Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-13-09 - Published: 2-10-0919. The Fantasist Loner and the Mysterious Moon » reviewsAU! It's a sort of warped fairy tale style at least it is so far . Vince Noir is an outcast and a daydreamer with a fasination with the mysterious man, who lives in the rumoured haunted house next door. Basically, read if bored. Prob.Howince eventuallMighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,101 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 1-4-0920. The Birthday Wish reviewsSequel to 'If Only Life Were Like Fairy Tales' - Just a little one shot because we had a snowday and I had nothing to fill my day with! It's little Vince's birthday - will his wish come true?Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-09 - Complete21. Nothing Means Anything To You reviewsBasically it's a bit of Dan/Jones angst/fluff! Jones finds out about Dan and the builder!Nathan Barley - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete22. Yesterdays reviewsSEQUEL - To Love Statistic - Vince is devestated to find Howard goneMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete23. If Only Life Were Like Fairy Tales » reviewsSEQUEL to 'Who Said It Would Last Forever' - It's parent's evening, after finding our a certain Mr Noir will be there Howard decides to tag along. What will happen when they meet? Will Howard have to choose between his family and the man he once loved?Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,233 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-6-0924. Love Statistic reviewsVince joins a new game in the clubs; what will happen when it all gets a bit too close to home? Some swearing! Howince! Rated for Concept; no graphic detail - no detail at all D But it was suggested i put the rating up.Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-20-09 - Complete25. Edge of a Broken Heart » reviewsSEQUEL - It’s a year on since ‘Everything and Nothing’ and Vince and Howard are having relationship problems because of the pressure from fans and family. Are they strong enough to make it through?Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,915 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-5-08 - Complete26. Who Said It Would Last Forever? » reviewsHoward loves Vince, but he's sick of the younger man's bullying and eventually snaps and leaves. But when Vince finds out Howard's getting married will he be able to let his friend go? Or will he realise he loves Howard too?Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,925 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-28-08 - Complete27. When Julian Met Noel reviewsThere first meeting, from Julian POV sort of . Just a bit of fun, stuck to some 'facts' but i made the majority of it up if i'm honest with you. Really don't know what to say about it. Don't be put off by crap summary! Sisi...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete28. Everything and Nothing » reviewsAU fic! Vince Noir is one of the biggest rock stars in the world. Howard Moon is a struggling jazz musician. When the two men meet their worlds will be turned upside down!...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,391 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 11-18-08 - Published: 11-4-0829. The Honeymoon reviewsSecond Sequel to 'Shadow of Your Love' set after 'The Proposal' . A few people asked for a sequel/another chapter... so here it is. I would give you a summary but I think the title speaks for itself! : ...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-6-08 - Complete30. The Green Door » reviewsMighty Boosh/ IT crowd cross over. Set after 'The Red door'. Jen can't resist but open the green door, with the help of the Goth, Richmond. Though when they go through the door they do not expect to come out in Vince and Howard's sitting room!...xxCrossover - Mighty Boosh & IT Crowd - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,953 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 11-2-08 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete31. The Proposal reviewsSEQUEL TO 'SHADOW OF YOUR LOVE'. One-shot. Howard's going to propose to Vince, but can he conquer his nerves and pop the question...Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-26-0832. Ain't it fun » reviewsAnd it’s done! A life’s worth of planning, a decade’s worth of pretending, a days worth of destruction. Vince's true identity has been revealed and now he and Howard are on the run from dangerous criminals and a few angry pensioners. No longer a one shotMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,149 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 10-17-08 - Published: 9-30-0833. In the beginning » reviewsI basically wanted to write Vince and Howard as children - so it's set before series one when Vince and Howard first met when they were much younger. There will be a tiny bit of Howard/Vince because I can never resist .Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-28-08 - Published: 9-19-08 - Complete34. Chain Mail » reviewsVince leaves home to join a circus. This is a series of short letters sent between Vince and Howard. I don't know how to explain it. Read it - it's only short :D ...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 19 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-15-08 - Published: 9-3-08 - Complete35. If Only You'd Let Me reviewsLonely little one shot! "We could have made beautiful electro music together and maybe a bit of jazz funk. He likes jazz. But she came and stole him." Sisi...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete36. Princey Vincey » reviewsHoward decides to fufill his dream of becoming a writer however after killing off his character, an electro poof Prince , Howard finds that the story is being played out by real people who are most similar to his characters...xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,285 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 8-19-0837. Shadow of Your Love » reviewsHoward and Vince are finally together but when tempted by another can Vince stay faithful? lol. I hate summaries - they sound so cheesy! haha xxMighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,492 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete38. Naboo's Love Boat » reviewsSequel to three little words. Howard's trying desperatelt to adjust to knowing he can't have Vince after his memory loss. But can love and a bit of help from Naboo conquer all?Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 8-10-08 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete39. Roel Conversation reviewsJust a stupid one shot I did because I’m ill and have had to lie on the sofa all day. Basically, a poor girls attempt at a possible conversation Russell Brand and Noel Fielding may have before performing as ‘The Goth Detectives’. Madness personified! xxMighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-4-08 - Complete40. Three Little Worlds » reviewsSequel to FLAMES OF LOVE! Vince tells Howard he loves him but Howard just can't seem to say it back. Rated T to be safe. No bad language!Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 7-25-08 - Complete41. The Talisman » reviewsVince and Howard are looking forward to their big celebration. Surely nothing will go wrong... will it?Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 7-24-08 - Published: 7-15-08 - Complete42. The Grass Isn't Always Greener » reviewsVince has finally achieved his lifes goal of becoming a rock star... but will it make him truely happy?Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-11-08 - Published: 7-3-08 - Complete43. The Flames of Love reviewsYet another Howince story written by a Boosh fan with an idea and a laptopMighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-28-08 - Complete
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