Hello, first things first, I am a dude. No, strike that, I am the dude. THE dude. Secondly, I am straight, and am not changing my mind. Third, no one knows who I am for tax purposes. (JK).

I am a Defender of the Faith, the Christian faith to be exact. If you are also a Defender of the Faith and need lifted up, please visit my forum. No spamming please. Thats my job.

I am an author by hobby, and like praticing law. UPDATE: I have given up on law. Its boring. I just now know a whole heck of a lot about it.

I live in Portland, Oregon, but was born in (getting on a red-neck voice) Hazard Kentucky, yep the places which founded the Dukes of Hazard (and I have never seen the movie or the show). I beleive that if you can't make fun of true things about yourself that you shouldn't make fun of anything.

I am in theater, fencing, filming, music and many other things.

My favorite video games (yet) are: Battlefront II, Warhawk, Assassin's creed, Killzone 2, Halo 2, Secret Apprentice, and many other gory shooter/mauling people games.

I am in the process of creating the most awesome video game ever with Radman. UPDATE: It has been cancelled because he decided that he needed to move on me.

I read and write on this site for my and others enjoyment. If I don't like something I will confront you about it, or I will rewrite it if I did it.

I love all sort of canines, and can't stand cats, even using them as an insult to some. No offense, but I just don't like cats. If I insult you personally I consider you a friend or an extreme retard. Usually the first. UPDATE: I only like some cats. (My family thinks I love cats, but don't tell anyone! Our secret)

I don't like useless flames but am open to being criticized as long as it has standing proof or will generally help me in my writing.

I do not argue with everyone on this site or agree with everyone on this site.

I will not tolerate or under-age alcoholics, alcoholics in general, druggies, or any sort of thing that kills. Although characters in my stories do doesn't mean we should in reality.

Hello everyone! I'm back! Was sick and then on vacation and then in a play and in another country and all kinds of crap.

Updating Profile Soon...

Soon, you might see: Puncutuation, Correct Spelling, a lot of your favorite and most random parts deleted and amybe even Something Interesting...

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One of the updates so soon! Yay!

My friends are many as I am a "social animal". I don't know why I have so many friends, but each and everyone is very dear to me. If your my friend and my mind blanked on you, PM me and insult me until I put you on.

Pokelad: He was a HUGE help in my random little fics (which I may be taking down :() and has helped me a lot when I first started. Haven't talked to him lately. If your reading this, PM me.

Fulcon: He and I debate together agianst things we don't believe in and became friends when I brought a ton of evidence to the table and made a win for conservative Christians.

Healo of Ultima: Same story. Sorry I don't have much more to say, but they both have been big helps in my Defending of the Faith.

Radman: My best friend and practically brother. We lived across from each other for a number of years and now he's moving to the most random place in the world. He is my absolute favorite author on this site and is outdone in real life by few.

Ladychristythenoble: A good friend who understands this strange concept that a male can never quite grasp. The female mind. She is a very dependable friend who likes to visit strange places. We have come into contact to much and so finally decided we might as well just become friends.

Cimh: We met on a forum were we were Defending the Faith but definitely needed a break. She is always a voice of reason and has a calming effect on a situation.

NeverMoreRaven: A talented author that is also a good friend of Radmans, so became my friend by default. Since then we talk about many things, that generally revolve around trees. I think he needs to go to college and get a degree in what he obessess over. Tree-Hugging.

ImaginingThings: A Christian who debates with me (not on my side much of the time) but is a friendly person who simply wants to know everything there is to know.

DramioneLurver: A friend who I met (guess) while Defending the Faith. We disagree on things, but you can't have a friend who agrees with you on everything.

ThomasMoore: My doubting Thomas, who does believe and then doesn't. You try to keep up with him. He is funny and is honestly trying to decid what he believes.

Dearheart: She is such a great author! I was looking for good Narnia fanfics and someone guided me to her. She is so awesome!

SonnyGoten: She and I (she would get after me for this bad grammar) debate alot and to the outside viewer seem like we don't like each other, but after getting past our differences we have been able to develop an unsual friendship. I have yet to understand her mind (just like anyone who happens to be female) and so a lot is a mystery to me.

Favorite Authors (In no particular order):

C.S. Lewis, my absolute favorite author of all time.

Radman, my best friend and favorite author onsite.

John (from the Bible), the most descriptive of all biblical writers.

Whoever wrote the Left Behind series, for using such awesome Biblical propechey. I just finished the 10th book on July 31 and I started on June 7th.

DearHeart, for writing such adorable romances.

If you are a Narnia freak and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

Did I mention that I LOVE Narnia?

Idiocy is a curse, randomness is a blessing. If you have either of these terrible diseases, post this on your profile and let everyone else decide which one you have.

NEW ANNOUNCEMENT!!

I am proud to announce that I am actually going to start writing some serious stuff that has a little humor, most likely with a lot of help from Radman. This also happens to be the first time he found out too.

A few of my pet peeves: People who think that correct grammar is bad grammar.

People who say: There are too many people on this bus. The word "too" means "also". They are really saying: There are also people on this bus.

Not being able to remember your own pet peeves while updating your profile.

Thanks for reading my bio and I hope you read my story/stories.