I TAKE REQUESTS FOR STORIES! OF ANY KIND! (yes, that include yaoi, yuri, etc...but NO lemon.)

Progress Report on my stories. 11/28/09

Come: >.>

Monster Plus Anima: ... :D

Promise: Same as before.

Black Demon, Blind Daughter: I'm deleting this story. I can't get myself up to type anything.

IMitATioN BlAck: cough

Age: Somewhere between 13 and 1, 281, 600. M'kay?

Favorite bands/singers: Evanescence, Linkin Park, Natasha Bedingfield, Cascada, Skillet, Fall Out Boy, P!nk

Favorite manga: +Anima, Hunter X Hunter, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, To-LOVE-Ru, Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite shows: That 70's Show, Scrubs, Inuyasha, Digimon, Black Cat, Criss Angel Mindfreak, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, The Daily Show With John Stewart, Friends, The Nanny

Favorite movies: Master of Disguise, Transformers 1 & 2 (I effin love the 2nd movie), Star Trek: 2009, Pink Panther 1 & 2 (Steve Martain is a genius), and Night of the Museum 1 & 2

You can't say if I'm emo, goth, preppy, nerdy, or anything; so I'm pretty much everything

Favorite color(s): Black, blue, and red

Grade average: A,B student

Hair color: Brown (once died blond and once had blond hair streaks)

Eye color: Brown

Height: 5 feet, 10 inches (Yeah, I'm tall)

Types of people I hate: Bitches and jackasses. Unfortunatly, I'm sometime surrounded by them. -.-;

I have 2 brain disorders. I have Asperger's Syndrome (a form of Autism) and ADHD (Attention Deficent Hyperactive Disorder). Due to the ADHD, I have random outburts of hyperness, I have trouble paying attention in class at times, and I sometimes don't think twice before I say or do something. My autism causes me to make small things like not being able to find the milk into big things which I start crying, yelling, or cursing about. I have a daily routine each morning and, if it is messed up, I get very angry and upset. My social skills are little, so I have trouble making friends and I didn't even have a friend until junior high. I've been doing better as each year passes, but I still feel ashamed about my past. Despite these things, I'm actually very smart with an IQ of 125 and almost straight A's if it wasn't for my B's in Algebra.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAfWfsop1e0 This is a link to a documentary about Aspergers.

I'm a procrastinator, and proud of it. But that doesn't stop me from finishing my homework. (I'm a good student.) I do not enjoy people pressuring me to write a next chapter.

I am currently writing a book. And I'm determined to get it published. I've recently started on the first chapter, but I'm starting high school soon, so it'll probably be awhile before I publish it. I'll announce when its published. The book is called Tiger in a Skirt, by the way.

My favorite couples:

Fullmetal Alchemist:

Ed and Winry

Roy and Riza

Ling and Ran Fan

Hughes and Gracia (Waaaaa! I miss you Hughes! You were awesome!)

Al and Mei

Hohemheim and Trisha (so sad ;_;)

Inuyasha:

Sango and Miroku, Inuyasha and Kagome

Sesshoumaru and Rin (as a father/daughter relationship and as a pairing. Hey, it could happen!)

Kohaku and Rin

Rin and Shippo

Naruto:

Naruto and Hinata

Saskue and Sakura

Neji and TenTen

Shikimaru and Temari

Shikimaru and Ino

Black Cat:

Train and Saya

Eve and Leon

Rinslet and Jenos

+Anima

Husky and Nana

Senri and Rose

Cooro and Franny

Igneous and Marca

Fly and Marca

Blanca and Cooro

Hunter X Hunter

Leorio and Kurapika

Killua and Gon

Hisoka and Illumi

Hisoka and Machi

Kurapika and Senritsu

Vocaloid (I warn you, there's a lot)

Kaito and Miku

Gakupo and Luka

Rin and Len (as siblings and as a couple~)

Akaito and Haku

Mikuo and Neru

Neru and Len

Kaiko and Mikuo

Neru and Akaito

Luke and Gakuko

Akaito and Kaiko

Neru and Kaito

Neru and Haku (the only yuri pairing you'll ever get me to like)

Dell and Haku

Kaito and Meiko

Gakupo and Gumi

Kaito and Luka

Teto and Ted

Ted and Ruko

Teto and Len

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki and Haruhi

Kyouya and Renge

Hunny and Kanazuki

Haruhi and Kaoru

Haruhi and Hikaru

Soul Eater

Soul and Maka

Spirit and Kami

Black Star and Tsubaki

Death the Kid and Liz

Death the Kid and Patty

Stein and Marie

Stein and Medusa

Gopher/Topher and Noah

Kuroshitsuji

Ciel and Elizabeth/Lizzy

Sebastian and Maylene

Madam Red and Grell

William and Grell

Maylene and Bard

Finny and Maylene

Joker and Beast

Drocell and Beast

Doll and Ciel (they would've gone well together if he hadn't, you know, ordered SPOILER her to be killed and all ._.)

To-LOVE-Ru

Yuki and Haruna

Yuki and KotegawaYui

Yuki and Nana

Yuu and Akiho

Riko and Saruyama

Detective Conan

Shinichi and Ran

Kaito/Kaitou KID and Aoko

Haibara and Mitsuhiko

Conan and Haibara

Eri and Kogoro

Yusaku and Yukiko

Hakuba and Akako

Axis Powers Hetalia (Warning: I whore out the characters

Germany and N. Italy

America and England (USeme x UKe :P)

Hungary and Prussia

Hungary and Austria

Seychilles and France

Switzerland and Lichtenstein

Poland and Lithuania

Russia and Lithuania

Russia and China

Japan and China

Japan and Taiwan

Chibitalia and HRE

N. Italy and Romano

Spain and Romano (ky-freakin'-aa)

Jeanne D'Arc and France (;_;)

France and England

France x EVERYONE

France and Canada

Hong Kong and Taiwan (don't ask, I don't know either)

Belarus and Lithuania

America and Canada

Spain x France x Prussia (bad friends trio...they're out to kill you with teh sexiness)

Germany and Prussia (hawt~)

Finland and Sweden

Sealand and Lativa

Estonia and Lativa

Ukraine and Russia

Austria and Switzerland

Austria and Prussia

Japan and Greece

Greece and Turkey

http://www.youtube.com/user/MangaAnimaLuver

http://mangaanimaluver.deviantart.com/ My deviantART account.

Story Ideas (some may not be written)

Tsundere Teto? Oh Joy!: Teto prefers not being a tsundere, but that doesn't mean her secret side won't show. And she couldn't help to wonder just why it was the person she found the most annoying the one who could bring out her hidden self. Sibling!Teto&Ted

Magnet: They kept their passion under lock and key so no one would discover their secret. They took every precaution they had to hide their love, so they wouldn't be looked down upon. But their cover fell, and now nobody could do anything but stare as the siblings' sins came to light. TedxTeto.

Nothing a Good Pair of Handcuffs Can't Fix: Nana and Cooro, best friends from childhood. Husky and Cooro, best friends ever since Cooro moved to Husky's town. Husky and Nana, rivels for Cooro's friendship ever since Nana moved to where Cooro lived. What shall happen?

Circle You, Circle You, Who is Behind You?: In the dark backroom of an abondoned building is a group of orphaned children. Their favorite game is Circle You, Circle You. Won't you play with them? Be wary, for you never know who might be behind you. It could be a knife. Oops. Did I say too much?

For You I Would Become Evil: It all started when they were seperated. My back story for the Story of Evil. Vocaloid.

Kuro Uyoku: Maybe she was apart of that underground gang, Kuro Uyoku; her clothes and the fact that she had black bat wings definitly made her match the part. Or maybe she was just a homeless person with wings who wore whatever she could get. Oh, she's waking up. "Who am I?" HuskyxNana.

MERUTO!: It was just another ordinary day for Miku Hatsune; get up, get dressed, and meet her crush, Kaito, for a day out on the town. Oh, and did I mention she was going to try to confess to him? KaitoxMiku. One-shot. Vocaloid.

Feathers Fall in Snow: Sequal to Angel in the Snow.

Pocky: There are times when even Kurapika - despite being the most mature of the group - will act like a kid. This was one of those times.

Chains That Bind: I was human, no longer a doll. Little did I know that this miracle would begin the hunt for plus anima.

Mask of the Devil: If she had know joining the Anti-Masked Orginization would cause her to lose everything, she would've never let her friends convince her into joining them. But she had let them, and now she had to be the killer of one of her closest friends. Vocaloid. Based off the song 'Festival of Asylum'.

Stay: Every relationship has its rough spots. She knew that and she was ready to face them. But when she saw him like that...it almost broke her heart. HuskyxNana. Sequel to Come.

My Flower: Everyone thought Crystala was the only one Senri didn't need a flower to remember. But is that really true? SenrixRose.

Pregnant?!: She stared at the white stick, despair in her eyes as she looked at the results. She...was pregnant, and she knew who the father was. HuskyxNana. (WARNING: Teengage pregnancy)

Why Not Me?: Why couldn't she have eyes for me? Why just him? I was better than him. And I acknowledged her feelings more so than him. So why couldn't she love me instead? One-sided KibaHina, implied NaruHina.

Unexpected Revelations: Alex returns to the group but isn't acting exactly the same. He reveals a secret that makes Cooro and his friends start to doubt Alex's trust. But when Alex reveals yet another secret, will it drive a wedge between them forever? Plus Anima.

Black and White Wings: Cooro meets an old friend he never thought he'd see again. But does something more then friendship blossom between the two when they weren't looking? CooroxFranny.

Reunion: It had been years since they had seen each other. But what happens when they discover their feelings had changed? Plus Anima. Paring Inside. Note: Not HuskyxCooro! (Can't be written until after Unexpected Revelations)

The Painful Past Returns: Sequel to Confronting A Painful Past. Everyone is married and has children. But will their new paradise be ruined when a man who was supposed to be in prison for the rest of his life comes back for vengence with more than just an axe? Plus Anima. Requested by Twilinden.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If you want to enter enter any anime and murder the characters for being idiotic, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you think I'm being an idiot for saying all this crap, copy this into your profile.

If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the +Anima manga series should be made into an anime copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think I have to many "copy and pastes" in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think I have at least one more "copy and paste" thingy in my profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you were right, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Tahza, Grace Raven

If you enjoy reading the and copying the "copy and pastes" from other people's profiles to your own, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completly and utterly tired of people posting stories in the wrong section on purpose, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

0 of teens of vampires. 99 are wannabes. Please post this or put it in your signature/profile if you're one of the 1 that is actually sane

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over your on two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile. (stupid goverment for changing the spelling.)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. XD

If you think Husky and Nana (from +Anima) should get together, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have a profile do the opposite of copying this to your profile, and do the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above copy this to your profile and that too, up there.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, NegimaFan, Princess Falling Star, Kasumi the Stargazer, Grace Raven

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile

98 percent of teens do or have tried pot. If your are the 2 percent who have not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever had a crush on one of your friends copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or MySpace.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.

The 6 truths of life...

1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. You just tried to do the above.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're realising you're an idiot.

5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. XD

Reasons why girls are the best

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttening our shirts.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I sometimes wear guys clothes because I find them more comfortable)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I'm only a perfectionist at times)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT? CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?

HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED WHAT HER LIFE IS LIKE?

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GO UP TO HER FACE AND TRASH HER GOOD NAME, CALLING HER A 'FREAKY GOTH WANNABE' OR A 'WEEPY-WASHY ATTENTION SEEKER', AND NOT ONCE STOP AT ALL TO CONSIDER WHY YOU NEVER SEE HER PARENTS AROUND, OR WHY SHE ALWAYS WEARS LONG SLEEVES, EVEN IN THE SUMMER?

HOW IN GOD'S GOOD NAME CAN YOU TREAT HER LIKE SHIT JUST BECAUSE SHE THE ONE PERSON YOU CAN NEVER BE: HERSELF UNTO HERSELF?

Pop quiz time!

RULES:

1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in parentheses after the song name.
5. Put this in your profile.

1. What would you say about your boyfriend?

"Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park (...why?)

2.What is the first thing you say in the morning?

"The Moment I Said It" by Imogen Heap (Said what?)

3. Your teacher is...

"You're Crashing, but You're No Wave" by Fall Out Boy (guilty, guilty, guilty~)

4. What's written on your classroom's blackboard?

"Lacrymosa" by Evanescence (I don't have a blackboard!)

5. How would you describe your next door neighbors?

"Ave Mary A" by P!nk (Dot dot dot)

6. What would your Best Friend say about you?

"Let it Die" by Three Days Grace (meanie)

7. How do you feel right now?

"Outta My Head" by Ashlee Simpson (I do, actually)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

"Sober" by P!nk (Whut?)

9.What did you do when you woke up this morning?

"Halo" by Beyonce (Dude)

10. When you open your wardrobe you see...

"So What" by P!nk (why are so many P!nk songs?!)

11. What did you say after you last attended a concert?

"Circus" by Britney Spears (concerts are a Circus)

12. If you had to write a Fan Fic right now, what would it be called?

"Gomenasai" by T.A.T.U(awww)

13. A song you would sing at your school's talent show?

"What I've Done" by Linkin Park (I would've gone for Kokoro Kiseki)

14. Your life's theme song?

"My Happy Ending" by Avril Lavinge (...no...)

15. How would you describe what you are doing this moment?

"Just Like You" by Three Days Grace (nope)

16. If you had to go and jump off a building, what would your last words be?

"Never Alone" by Barlowgirl (...sad last words)

17. Your motto is..

"All the Same" Sick Puppies (that's true)

18. If you could buy anything in this world you'd buy...

"Aquarius" by Within Temptation (aquarius is pretty)

19. What did you dream about tonight?

"Kokoro Kiseki" by Len Kagamine (O.O)

20. Any last words?

"Piece of Me" by Britney Spears (again, dot dot dot)

I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Avril Lavigne
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say Linkin Park
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron
You Say Rap
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank you
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

if you do things for the fun of it, C&P this into your profile.

Here is another OC quiz! First if all you just have to list some OC's.

1) Kristi

2) Mito

3) Chris

4) John

5) Lisa

6) Alex

7) Criana/Chrissie

8) Mika

Questions!

1) Who is your favourite?

Alex.

2) Who is your least favourite?

Mika. She's insane.

3) Who is the most developed?

Lisa. She's easy.

4) Which would you want to date if they magically came to life?

John.

5) If you were stuck in a burning building, what would 3 do?

Save me. . .?

6) Name one thing you regret about one of your OC's:

Alex is a bit of a Mary-Sue.

7) Which OC would make the best parent?

Mito.

8) Which of your OC's is most likely to end up in jail?

Mika.

9) 8 is in the future! What job does he/she have?

Being an insane nurse who kills people.

10) Name 1's catch-phrase! (If they don't have one make it up)

(Uh. . .) Yay!

11) Do all your OC's live together?

No.

12) Are there any pairings in your OC listing?

Alex and Mito.

13) 7 switches bodies with you. How do they react at the end of the day?

Cool! I'm younger!
Me: And not legally allowed to drive, drink, smoke, and you have to go back to high school.
Chrissie: Boo. . .

14) Now randomly select a OC from your list!

Chris.

15) That OC you just chose? They think they're superman and is just about to jump off a building, what happens?

Realizes she's not a superhuman and plummets to her death.

16) Would 2 prefer the beach or the mountains?

Beach.

17) Would 1 battle a shark?

No.

18) Which OC's hate each other?

Possibly Kristi and Lisa.

19) Which OC did you create first? And last?

Kristi. Mika.

20) If those two were fighting, who would win?

Kristi.

21) What are 1 and 2's favourite foods?

Both Krisit and Mito: Anything.

22) 2 and 8 meet each other. What would happen?

Mito would run for his dear life.

23) If 4, 5, 6 and 7 went out drinking, what would happen?

Alex and Chrissie would get incredibly drunk and Lisa and John would be forced to drag them home.

24) What would be the weirdest pairing!?

Anything with Mika.

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small
space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in
the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older
angel replied, “Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor,
but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food
they had the couple let the angel sleep in their bed where they could
have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay
dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older
angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything,
yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was
willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed
with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall
so he wouldn’t find it.” Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed,
the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things
aren’t always what they seem.”

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until
some time later…

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon (Mew was impossible to get). Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins,Dumott Schunard, sundrynotes, Hoiki, Puppy Death Glare, Kavyle, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69, Mew Mew Jakie, Grace Raven

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son, John

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason!

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site

Vocaloid Quiz

1. Do you know who Kasane Teto is and how old she is?
Yep! She's an UTAU! 31 in chimera years, 15.5 in human.

2. Who's the newest Vocaloid?
Megpoid Gumi. (and possibly Ritsu, if he/she's counted)

3. Who would be least likely to accept a lunch date invitation from you? (non-romantic)
Uh...Haku?

4. Who would be most likely to accept an invitation? (non-romantic)
Miku or Kaito, or maybe Len, just to be nice. :D

5. If you could go into one of the Vocaloid PV universes, which one would it be?
Melt

6. Do you have an OC Vocaloid?
No. Theres enough Vocaloids out there!

7. Ever had a dream about Vocaloid?
It was more of a story idea than a dream, but yes.

8. If you could get any of the Vocaloids drunk, which one would it be?
KAITO. Or Akaito. Defintly(sp?) not Taito.

9. Do you write fanfiction for Vocaloid?
Yes!

10. What's your favorite pairing?
...TetoxTedxRuko...don't kill me, please!

11. What's your favorite crack pairing?
Gakupo...x...Len...(hides)

12. Least favorite pairing?
Anyone with Taito! (excluding Kiku)

13. Who you most likely go to a live concert of?
The UTAUloids! Or Miku, or Kaito...

14. What's your favorite Vocaloid version song? (song from a different artist or anime sung by Vocaloid)
You/Dear You

15. Your favorite Vocaloid song?
As of current, Canterella, Imitaion Black, and Paradichlorobenzen (how the hell did I remember to spell that?!)

O.M.G You actually went through my whole profile. Good for you! You get nothing but some killed time! Now, kindly, read my stories, or else.