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Quotes:

I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not.

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Don't piss me off... I'm running out of room to hide the bodies.

Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.

Don't lose touch with lifes reality, compensate for lifes stupidity.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away...Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin/You even ask?"

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways; so what's the point.

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today. (James Dean)

The only thing that will stop you from fulfilling your dreams is you. ( Tom Bradley )

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me five. (Steven Wright

If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight. (George Gobel)

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me. (character Harry Potter)

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. (Chris Rock

I realised I can’t shut myself away or crack up. It could be me next, couldn’t it? But if it is, I’ll make sure I take as many Death Eaters with me as I can and Voldemort too, if I can manage it. (character Harry Potter)

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50 funny quotes

1. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don’t expect it back .

2. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

3.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

4. I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. (Oscar Wilde)

5.Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. (Homer Simpson)

6.I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ( Whitney Brown )

7.When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. (Albert Einstein)

8. Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. (Jerry Seinfeld)

9.Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? (Jay Leno)

10. One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” (George W. Bush)

11. Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. (Al Bundy)

12. The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. (Albert Einstein)

13. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

14.Gas is getting so expensive I’m gonna ride a mexican to work. (Chris Rock)

15. Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. (Jerry Seinfeld )

16Never stand between a dog and the hydrant. (John Peers)

17. I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. (Steve Martin)

18.Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

19. Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. (Bill Cosbey)

20. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. (George Carlin)

21.If you are going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill )

22.Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain)

23.If you love your job, you haven’t worked a day in your life. (Tommy Lasorda )

24.A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. (Steven Wright)

25.You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. (Homer J. Simpson)

26.Every man is guilty of all the good he didn’t do. (Voltaire)

27.When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror. (Burt Reynolds)

28. Absence — that common cure of love. (Miguel De Cervantes)

29.Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. (Wendell Johnson)

30.It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Weinberg)

31.As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent. (Socrates)

32.A husband is what’s left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. (Helen Rowland)

33.Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river. (Cordel Hull)

34.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. (Winston Churchill)

35.There are three faithful friends—an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. (Benjamin Franklin)

36.The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate. (Franklin P. Jones)

37.All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific. ( Jane Wagner)

38.The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ (I found it!) but ‘That’s funny …’ ( Isaac Asimov )

39.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. (Oscar Wilde)

40.Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished. (Leslie Nielsen)

41. The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. (Robert Frost)

42.The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

43.An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.(Agatha Christie)

44.I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. (Groucho Marx)

45.Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.(Mae West)

46.Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. (Benjamin Franklin)

47.Dancing: the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw)

48. Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love. (Woody Allen)

49. All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something. (Miguel De Cervantes)

50. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. (Woody Allen)

Stupid Racists

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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