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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. All naruto by crack All twilight by kat We're Australian so we ride Kangaroos to school and screw backpacks we use Koalas! And whenever our Kangaroo gets a bit slow we shout "Tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down!" and it jumps off straight away. We don't have school fishes, not us true blue, fair dinkum aussies, we have school platypuses. "For brekky we have barbecued burnt bacon, eggs and sausage, barbecued burnt sausage and onion sandwich for lunch and barbecued steak and sausage for dinner. Barbecue meat is always marinated in VB. Australians are always having a barbie, why? Because we're very spiritual and it says so in the bible. But his inwards and his legs shall he wash in water: and the priest shall burn all on the altar, to be a burnt sacrifice, an offering made by fire, of a sweet savour unto the LORD Aussies don't eat veggies. We love pavlovas and lamingtons. Lamingtons are very hard to catch because they are always running away and jumping off cliffs. We don't value vegemite, we pray to it as a black deity. If you want to prove you are Australia you must eat it out of a jar with a spoon. Australia is almost entirely covered in suburbs, except for the little bit in the middle where we keep some special things like the last remaining farmers and a big rock and a small hill we paint white in the winter." from values australia | |||||||||||||
1. Private School Girl » reviewsHinata Hyuga has never talked to a non-related boy her age before but after her school introduces a new course this all changes. How will she cope? Guaranteed romance.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 6-12-09 - Hinata H. & Naruto U.2. A Beautiful Day » reviewsSasuke and Sakura are the 'it' couple, until Sakura falls pregnant. What could happen? For one thing Sasuke is going to throw the biggest tantrum of all time and hopefully Sakura will kick his arse.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,217 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-20-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. A Tale of Two Girls » reviewsIno, after a freak incident at school, has been handcuffed to her worst enemy and in her opinion the spawn of satan. Her enemy, Sakura, feels the same way about Ino but what will happen after a few weeks of being handcuffed to someone you hate?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,517 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Ino Y. & Sakura H.4. One of the Boys » reviewsSakura is just one of the boys, but what happens when she wants to change that? GaaSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,190 - Reviews: 224 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 1-5-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete5. Full Moon reviewsWhat happens when Bella breaks up with Edward? Will Edward get his revenge? Read it please...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-18-09 - Bella & Edward6. One Saturday Night Adventure » reviewsHinata, Sakura and Sasuke out on a wild night, funny and romantic. This story is just like my name CRACKFICTION XD. NaruHinaNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,790 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 10-24-08 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete7. Sakura of Konoha » reviews“Come on Sasuke, you know it’s obvious.” “What’s obvious?” “The fact that you are hopelessly, utterly and completely in love with Sakura Haruno." Maybe it was the way her pink hair blew in the wind or maybe it was the way she hated him.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,532 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 7-1-08 - Sakura H. - Complete8. Tale of a Forgotten Child reviewsNaruto Uzumaki, made the most of what he got. Pretty hard considering how bad he had it. One shot, short and sweet, from the heart.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-2-09 - Naruto U. & Hinata H. - Complete9. Girls just want to have fun » reviewsIno, Sakura, Hinata and Tenten go crazy one Friday night and find love in the end!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Sakura H. & Ino Y. - Complete10. A Festive Homicide reviewsLove, Murder, Jealousy, Hate and a fortune teller all in one theme park! Not to mention a phychotic Hinata!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-4-08 - Hinata H. & Neji H. - Complete
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