Author has written 5 stories for Vampire Knight.

Hiya, I'm Maddy.

Livejournal: Maddy's Blog -- Check here, for my LiveJournal, filled with Vampire Knight ramblings, and the occasional fanfiction.

Friends//Special Authors in alphabetical order!

a and n - Apple Juice & Candy Floss- Arret - Lady Massacre - Little.starrie - Lovevampires101 - O-Mega Lead - Riz-I - Tainy - ToyaxZero (L)

Biography

Hi there! I am currently trying, yet failing miserably, to balance work, having a social life, and being obsessed with VK. Unfortunately the last two seem to get prioritised alot, which is a very bad thing. You will probably observe that I am generally a very happy person who enjoys company, and I like to think I'm nice enough to chat to in return. I would say I'm clever and I get good grades, but when I talk in every day life I often sound really, really stupid. My dad is currently offering to pay for me to dye my hair blonde; he says my naturally brunette hair is a lie to mankind. I ask obvious questions, and dumb questions, which can be hilarious but embarrassing. I once proudly boasted to my friends about how my new kettle told you the minutes it took to boil, only to realise that the "min" actually stood for minimum water level. I'm that bad.

I am easily amused and laugh at almost any joke, even if its awful, but this just means I have more fun in life than everyone else. A noticeable trait is my lack of shyness. I would make an excellent sex therapist; I just don't see what there is to get all embarrassed about in life. My crack fanfiction contains alot of sexual innuendos, because that is the kind I enjoy. I have a perverted humour, and delight in anything gross. Life is too short, ne? I also can talk for hoursabout absolutely nothing. If I am quiet for over half an hour my parents will ask me if I'm feeling okay. I would make an excellent radio DJ :D

In Regards to Fanfiction

Lately, life has caught up with me and I haven't been writing nearly as much as I would like. Before fanfiction, I never wrote, except when it was necessary for English projects. I'm still proud to this day my last piece of Creative Writing got full marks :) Anyway, my favourite characters are: Kaname, Yuuki, Ruka, Zero, Sara, Yagari, Aidou and Rido. But, this list changes frequently. I don't dislike any Vampire Knight characters; the bad guys are my favourite of all. I've always been that way. It's worth mentioning, although I love Yume more than life itself, I don't hate Zeki. It's just not MY pairing. I only really hate it when they make Kaname out to be evil. I basically love all canon pairings (and Yume is now officially canon), although I also have a really strange fangirling nature for ChairmanxYagari and RidoxYuuki. I did warn you I was perverted/bi-polar didn't I? XD

Hobbies/Loves

Fanfiction! Best mates, parties, money, rollercoasters, dirty jokes, pretty clothes, shooting guns, egg fried rice, Aston Martins, beaches, romance novels, icecream, films, celebrity hunting, gaming, bollywood, tall men and London~!

Favourite animes/mangas:

Vampire Knight
Special A
Ai Hime - Ai to Himegoto
Peach Girl
Koukou Debut
Ouran High School Host Club
Desire Climax
Howls Moving Castle
Spirited Away
DearS
Girls Bravo

Favourite Books/Plays
Most of these books I have read so much they have tattered away. I even dropped Fridays Child into the bath TWICE.

Southern Vampire Mysteries! Eric Northman, I adore ye.
Friday's Child
Cotillion
His Dark Materials
Pride & Prejudice
Importance of Being Earnest
Rebecca
Dracula
Day of the Triffids
Harry Potter series

Twilight: Because it comes up a lot, as I write fanfiction for a vampire fiction, I want to express my "Twilight" views, because there are so many rabbid fangirls out there. I despise Stephenie Meyer, and Edward and Bella get on my tits. The rest of the Cullens are quite loveable, but because they barely get any feature time it doesn't make Twilight worth reading.

Edward - Bella

So, anyway, I was all like "God's fake!" and Rosalie was all like "No way! I'm too hot to not get into heaven!" and then -
-GASP-
[Irrationally alarmed] Bella? What's the matter?! I will protect you!
I forgot to breathe again! Shit! This keeps happening!
Why do you keep forgetting? It's human nature.
Your hotness distracts me from my basic human functions! Meyer epically failed biology at school. If we're talking nature, you shouldn't be able to get aroused, let alone get anyone pregnant. You're dead?
All good mormon men must implant wives with their seed.
I won't marry you Edward!! We can stay together for all of eternity, sure, but marriage is taking it one step too far!!
I already bought the ring.
NO EDWARD aka Greek god Adonis with marbled skin and topaz eyes of heaven! I will not feel inferior again by your awesome hotness again by you using your unlimited amount of wealth upon me!
If I agree to have sex with you whilst you're human, despite the fact I will beat your delicate frame with my rock hard body because I get carried away, will you marry me?
We talking real domestic violence, or just a little bruise?
Real, hardcore, domestic violence. As God would want.
I'm in.

I think this summarises my feelings.