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Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟†, Death Note, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, Umbrella Academy, D.Gray-Man, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Kuroshitsuji. ...Howdy~. Psychopaths are my favourite~. I'm Pizzazz or Lazzy, since my real name sucks, which is Laura. But l'anyhoodles, I'm fifteen. My clothes are nearly all black, which makes loads of people stare at me for it, but I don't care. My label is Emo Freak, according to the people at my school. I'm slightly insane and mentally instable. And a manic depressive, basically. Writing and music calm me down, so I'm always turning to those, and it helps. Mahaha, let me tell you, I'd be dead years ago or damn close to it now if it weren't for those two things. (Oh. And I have a bit of a cursing problem. x3;) Huzzah? owo; Orientation: I is a lesbian, hear me fucking roar. -confetti hearts- However, this will not stop me from noticing how tantalizingly exquisite Tyki Mikk is. (-points accusatory finger at Chi- It's her fault.) But really, the only boy for me would be an anime boy. Prussia please? (B-b-but Belarus is a girl and I would be oh-so happy with her. -gringrinblush-) I've got a girlfriend~ and she's awesometastic and lovely. Heyy, sexy. xD Pairings: D.Gray-Man~ Lucky, Roadalee, MiraLena, Anita/Lenalee, Yuulen, Laven, Yuusagi, Poker Pair. Lero/Lavi's Hammer: ...this is so Crack!OTP... Naruto~ KakuHida, DeiSaso, KisaIta, SuiSasu, NaruSasu, PeinKonan, InoSaku, TemaTen, TayuKin, KureAnko. Axis Powers Hetalia~ Russia/Lithuania = OTP, BABY... Germany/Italy, Austria/Hungary, Germanycest, Italycest, Spain/Romano, Holy Roman Empire/Italy, US/UK, Prussia/Poland, Prussia/Hungary, Japan/China, Shinatty/China (the fuck? xD;)France/England, Switzerland/Liechtenstein, Belarus/Liechtenstein. Ah, and utterly anything involving any of the Bad Friends Trio is joy. Kuroshitsuji~ Agni/Soma, Undertaker/Grell, Sebastian/Grell, SebCiel. Kingdom Hearts~ AkuRoku, Riku/Sora, Axel/Demyx, et...Olette/Kari/Namine ftw. 8D Music: My Chemical Romance, Rammstein, Dir En Grey, Lady Gaga, Flyleaf, Slipknot, Iron Maiden, Green Day, In This Moment, Atreyu, A Day to Remember, Eyes Set to Kill, the Used, Norma Jean, Silverstein, Taking Back Sunday, Chiodos, Paramore, Stone Sour, Hey Monday, the Sex Pistols, Metallica, Seether, AFI, Vocaloid, Farewell to Freeway, Rise Against, Avril Lavigne, Bullet For My Valentine, Evanescence, Billy Talent, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, Phantom Planet, VersaEmerge, Three Days Grace, Emilie Autumn, Avenged Sevenfold, Girugamesh, Otep, Breaking Benjamin, Eths, Sonic Syndicate, Katy Perry, Jack's Mannequin, and Mindless Self Indulgence. Among many, many more. Random Talking to Myself Time! (As of November 13, 2009 CE, 6:00 PM Ohio Time): My god, I haven't posted in forever. D8 I am feeling so guilty about that, I promise that I am. But, yanno. Plot bunnies can gnaw and chew all they want, but transporting themselves into real words is something they sometimes are loath to go on and do... oAo So, in any case, I'm going to go watch David and Lisa to-night. :3 Thomas is in it~. Comrade Pocky Monster. xDD; Also, I wish everyone a happy To Write Love on Her Arms Day, by the way. -hearts- Next, consider yourself /quoted/. ~ "Homophobia is gay." ~Somebody really awesome who is clearly also very sarcastic. xD I don't know who it actually was who said this, but it was on Frank Iero's shirt. Random Person: "Oh my god, I love you guys! You're like, Jesus!" Former-Heidi: "I'm pretty sure we're cuter than Jesus, though." Random Person: "I don't know, the whole beard thing is pretty sexy..." ~At the MCR concert as the mosh pit was starting to fill up. "You know, this jamboree has pizzazz! Oh, wait...nobody says that word anymore, do they? But now that I've said it, I bet all of you are gonna go home and find a way to use it tomorrow, aren't you?" ~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. (Yes, Gee, and every other day of our lives too. xD) "Write some poetry, write a book, start a band...MAKE YOUR FUCKING MARK." ~Gerard Way, April 22 2008 concert. Words to live by, y/y? Thank you for everything~. "These popsicles are pretty bad-ass." ~Me Chi: "Laura, how do you always injure yourself so easily?!" Me: "I don't know...it just happens..." Lynsy: "Fifty years from now I'm going to re-meet you, and you're going to be in a wheelchair. I'll be like, "Laura, what happened to your legs?!" And you'll be like, "I cut them off. With...SAFETY SCISSORS." ~ Um. Yeah. -sweatdrop- In art. Chi: "Even if they can't get married, I think they should have like a Bondage Ring--OH SHIT NO I MEANT LIKE A DEVOTION RING! NOT BONDAGE!!" Nikkeh and I in glorious unison: "BONDAAAAAGE!" ~Chi talking about abstinence and just as soon ruining her entire point. XD We know what she's thinking... And we have it on video, too. Me: "It's a nice picnic table though." ChiChi: "Yeah, I thought so too until I realized we were having sex on it..." ~ ...I'm just going to let your minds wander on that one. xD -shotshot- Ivan: "It's sort of cold..." The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia." Ivan: "And we have no food..." The Back of Stalin's Head: "Well, this is Russia." Ivan: "Um, and--" The Back of Stalin's Head: "This is Russia, I said!" ~Hetalia pwns your ass. --Give me a minute and I'll change your mind...give me a bullet and I'll change your LIFE. | |||||||
1. Anodyne reviewsHe couldn't remember whose blood it was, nor which time it was, but that wasn't as important as the frightening similarity that still, bleeding frame had to the raindrops on Ivan's face. "Ne, Lithuania? I think you may need a new umbrella." RusLietHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-09 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete2. Five Stages of Loss » reviewsWithout fail, they are losing themselves in each other. And as they fall, their insane craving only gets stronger. Against their better judgement, they feed it. LUCKY chapterfic, shounen-ai.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 4-9-09 - Tyki & Lavi3. Hello Lovely, I Hate You » reviewsWhen one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 345 - Updated: 7-27-09 - Published: 7-27-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu4. Catastrophes Are Better With Icing reviewsWhen chocolate doughnuts melt on your shirt, it, like, seriously sucks. Poland/Lithuania and Russia/Lithuania. Crack oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-26-09 - Poland & Lithuania - Complete5. Epiphanies reviewsA welcoming embrace hadn't been anything he'd ever been terribly used to. Agni/Soma drabble.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-09 - Agni & Prince Soma - Complete6. Macabre reviewsToris' dreams were all turning into nightmares, one by one. Ivan couldn't seem to do a damn thing about it. Russia/Lithuania. Oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-16-09 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete7. Hold Your Heads High, Heavy Hearts reviewsToris let it happen, because all he wanted was to see Ivan smile a real smile, if only once. Russia/Lithuania. Oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-2-09 - Lithuania & Russia - Complete8. Pretending to Talk It Over Like Gentlemen reviewsWhile debating the pros and cons of democracy and monarchy, they apply their theories to life as well. Or rather, love life. America/England oneshot. Fluff.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-24-09 - America & England - Complete9. Gelato reviewsOnce in a while, Feliciano’s ideas weren’t so terrible. Germany/Italy fluff. Oneshot.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 4-12-09 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete10. The Proper Balance of You and Me reviewsSasori has overloaded his schedule to look good on college apps, but Deidara is slowly winning him over to his side with time spent kissing in corners rather than studying. AU, DeiSaso oneshot. Shounen-ai.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-11-09 - Deidara & Sasori - Complete11. Raindrops, One by One » reviewsIno isn't telling Sakura how she feels about her for fear she'll run away from their friendship, too. Shoujo-ai InoSaku, AU. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 8-2-08 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete12. Phaedra reviewsThey say that there is literally someone out there for everyone. It would seem that this pertains to umbrellas and hammers as well... Lero/Lavi's Hammer and some Tyki/Lavi. Crack!pairing co-written with Flattered By Mockery. Shounen-ai. Oneshot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-9-09 - Lero - Complete13. These Grey Areas reviewsShe knew that where they lived was Hell, yet she still wondered. "Please, just tell me, Mr. T... Are we evil, love?" Oneshot, slight Sweenett.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-09 - Nellie L. & Sweeney T. - Complete14. A Tall Cappuccino » reviewsSasori is the artistic coffee addict who never really had a friend until he meets Deidara, a pyromaniac who also happens to be the new employee at Starbucks. Sasori/Deidara. Shounen-ai, AU. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 293 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete15. Pinch reviewsTechnically it was JasDevi's fault that he even realized you had to wear green on Saint Patrick's Day, but Tyki wasn't about to waste a chance to get his hands on Lavi. LUCKY shounen-ai, oneshot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-16-09 - Lavi & Tyki - Complete16. Sweet Addiction, Sweet Affliction reviewsPlenty of times Road had heard of good girls who fell for bad boys. She pondered, with a nervous knot in her stomach, could a bad girl ever fall for a good boy? Road/Allen oneshot.D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-09 - Allen & Road - Complete17. Take a Spin reviewsShe could think of no better way to celebrate Sakura's return after fourteen days away at a conference than to play spin the bottle for two. InoSaku oneshot. Yuri. Lemon!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-28-09 - Ino Y. & Sakura H. - Complete18. We're the Ones Singing and Dancing in Acid Rain reviewsThe most curious emotion... Completeness: when it was the two of them together, sitting with a box of malted milk balls between them as they cleaned splatters of internal organs off of their weapons. -Hazel/ChaCha slash if you squint. Oneshot.-Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-26-09 - Complete19. Hushed » reviewsThe ever-present smile answered, pleased with itself. "Honey, it isn't that hard to escape from Arkham." Then, with a slightly suggestive edge, the Joker added, "And besides, I missed you." -Batsy/Joker Slash-Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 12-20-08 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker20. Prettier When I'm Burning reviewsMind you, bitter and lost are a horrible combination to have raging around inside your veins. Rumor-centric. OneshotUmbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Complete21. Sitting On Pin Cushions reviewsWho was to say mad wasn't actually sane? Oneshot.Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-1-09 - Alice & Cheshire Cat - Complete22. Subtle Slips reviewsThere was always a coal coloured mask or a vibrant curtain of make-up obscuring them, but when a face was finally added to a feeling, they knew that anything could happen. BatsyXJoker OneshotBatman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-23-09 - Bruce W./Batman & Joker - Complete23. Dead Delectable, Darling reviewsMr. Todd knew that they wouldn't make a bad couple, and that was exactly the problem. Sweenett oneshot.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-14-09 - Sweeney T. & Nellie L. - Complete24. Stripper Boots and Santa Hats reviews--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-17-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete25. Your Fairy Dust Is Getting In My Eyes reviewsIn which Sakura gives Naruto a present that he knows doesn't fit in with Sasuke's plans. -SasuNaru oneshot.-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-14-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. AccidentallyOnPurpose reviewsSlipping away from the group during a field trip, Sasori and Deidara are eager to snatch up some...erm...alone time. SasoDei oneshot, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-23-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete27. Euphoria reviews- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 10-26-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete28. Gun to My Head » reviewsSasori and Deidara run away, sick of being persecuted because they're lovers. But when they accidentally witness a murder, they have a better reason to be running...Orochimaru's after them. AU, Deidara/Sasori HIATUSNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 8-2-08 - Deidara & Sasori29. Taken reviewsThe last time he saw her, he told her not to worry. She's trying hard to keep that final promise. AsuKure oneshot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-17-08 - Asuma S. & Kurenai Y. - Complete30. Shortage reviewsRyuk can get quite testy during an apple shortage. Light is not so happy with being stuck in a room with him... OneshotDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-17-08 - Ryuk & Light Y. - Complete31. Testimony of a Jashinist reviewsYour friendly, neighborhood Hidan here, explaining to you just why Jashinism totally rocks your socks. Rated high T for Hidan being Hidan. Oneshot. Crack!fic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-11-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete32. Stitching My Mouth Shut » reviewsKakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 7-28-08 - Published: 7-9-08 - Hidan & Kakuzu - Complete33. beautiful S P L I N T E R » reviewsSasori was closing himself up. Deidara couldn't stand watching. Shounen-ai, Deidara/Sasori. -Complete-Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,548 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete34. Parallel Lines reviews..."I can't deny it and I can't run away from it." DeiSaso one shot.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-08 - Sasori & Deidara - Complete35. Pocky Is Love reviewsI love pocky. You love pocky. And so does Maguri. One-shot. MaguMao fluff.Gentlemen's Alliance Cross/紳士同盟† - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete
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