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since: 06-30-08, id: 1618784, Profile Updated: 05-27-09
country: Bulgaria
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Ohayo!~

My name's Kalina. w I'm from Bulgaria and I'm 16 years old. I have two demons... uhh... brothers. They're 12, and they're driving me nuts! In other words something like Sasuke- Itachi relationship xD. As for pets, I have my cat, bunny and my mom. x33~ I study French, Russian and English, so if my english is bad, sorry. I try. :) I love to draw and I certainly can't live without music, anime, manga and fanfiction. Ah, yes did I mention I'm an anime freak? xd Well, here you go. Ver proud of myself, actually. ;d;dI hope you like my stories, 'cause I know I'm not that good of an author, but hey I try. xP If you want to become friends with me, I'm in! Just write. c(:

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· CHEESE MUFFINS! If you are random, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you are unique and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you are on the dark side (Where the cookies and milk are), copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you are a computer obsessed person and have lived over 1 WEEK without using the computer, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you have ever ran into a glass door because you thought it was open, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you are an anime freak, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you love Bleach, Naruto, or Prince of tennis, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you read any of my stories, copy and paste this to your profile~

· If you love to copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile~

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A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, bitch, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good freind never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best freind Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good freind call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best freind call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good freind asks you to write down your number. A best freind has you on speed dial.

A good freind borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best freind loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good freind only know a few things about you. A best freind could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good freind will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best freind will kick the whole crowds butts that left you.

A good freindwould knock on your front door. A best freind will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.





Copy and paste if:

If you cried more than twice reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, please copy and paste this into your profile. Nothin' to be ashamed of: when Hedwig died, when Moody died, when Dobby died, when Fred died, when he walked into the hall and saw Tonks and Remus, when he used the Resurrection Stone, when Snape died, all throughout Snape's Pensieve, when Harry was hit with the killing curse and when Hagrid called out, when Harry was walking through the forest, After Harry comes back from the whole King's Cross thing, when McGonagall Ron Hermione and Ginny screamed, and of course, when it ended.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. ~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, 14hp1, PrinceOfTennisHimeChan, Cherry-chan

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1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.

1. Dr Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2. Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)
3. Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4. Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
5. Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey’s Anatomy, tv)
6. Tony DiNozzo (NCIS, tv)
7. Jim Halpert (The Office, tv) ?
8. James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)

9. Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv) ?
10. Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv) ?
11. Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv) ?
12. Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv)
13. Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14. Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
15. Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16. Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17. Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie) ?
18. Westley (The Princess Bride, movie) ?
19. Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20. Rusty Ryan (Ocean’s 11, movie) ?
21. Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv) ?
22. Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv) ?
23. Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) ?
24. Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) ?
25. Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26. Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27. Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book/movie)
29. Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv) ?
30. Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) ?
31. Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie) ?
32. Jack Bristow (Alias. tv) ?
33. Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv) ?
34. The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv) ?
35. Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)
36. Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv) ?
37. John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
38. Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39. Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40. Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies) ?
41. Withnail (Withnail & I, movie) ?
42. Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43. Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
44. Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45. Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46. Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47. Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48. Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49. Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv) ?
50. Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)

51. Rodney McKay (SGA, tv) ?
52. Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53. Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv) ?
54. John Sheppard (SGA, tv) ?
55. Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv) ?
56. Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57. Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)
58. Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59. Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?
60. Angelus (BTVS/Angel, tv)
61. Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)

62. Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
63. Sam Tyler (Life On Mars, tv)?
64. Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv) ?
65. Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv) ?
66. Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, tv)
67. Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv)
68. Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
69. Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie) ?
70. Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71. Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72. Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73. Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) ?
74. Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75. Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76. Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77. Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
78. Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)?
79. Merry Brandebuk (Lord of the Rings, movie/book)
80. Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie/book)
81. Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv)
82. Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv )
83. Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie) ?
84. Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85. Dr. Mark Sloane (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
86. Desmond (Lost, tv) ?
87. Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv)
88. Ryan Wolfe (CSI Miami, tv) ?
89. Joe Whedon (Brothers & Sisters, tv) ?
90. Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones' Diaries, movies)
91. Riley Finn (BTVS, tv) ?
92. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother, tv) ?
93. Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
94. Harm Rabb Jr. (JAG, tv) ?
95. Seeley Booth (Bones, tv) ?
96. Robert McCallister (Brothers & Sisters, tv) ?
97. Josh Lyman (West Wing, tv) ?
98. Sam Seaborn (West Wing, tv) ?
99. Marshall Erikson (How I Met Your Mother, tv) ?
100. Justin Walker (Brothers & Sisters, tv) ?
101. Dr Jack Shepherd (Lost, tv) ?
102. Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl, tv)

103. Dr Doug Ross (ER, tv) ?
104. Dr Pete Wilder (Private Practice, tv) ?
105. Jack Harper (Tru Calling, tv) ?
106. Xander Harris (Buffy, tv)?
107. Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv) ?
108. Wesley-Whyndam Snipes (Buffy/Angel, tv) ?
109. Vince Noir (The Mighty Boosh, tv) ?
110. Clark Kent (Smallville, tv) ?
111. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, movie/book)
112. Lucas Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)

113. Mickey Smith (Doctor Who, tv) ?
114. Ron Weesley (Harry Potter, movie/book)
115. Gray (Torchwood, tv) ?
116. P.C Andy (Torchwood, tv)
117. Fred Wesely (Harry Potter, movie/book)
118. George Wesely (Harry Potter, movie/book)
119. Rhys Williams (Torchwood, tv) ?
120. Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, movie/book)

121.Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie/book)

122.Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)

123.Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie/book)

124.Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)


A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she re-post this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's okay, don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 years later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,


Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

You know you live in 2000 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have MSN or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Now you are thinking, "I have to put this on my profile!"

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

~Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile~

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous Fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could have clearly dodged, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you and your friends have a nickname,title or anything else for each other,copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession,place this on your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts Anita Tseu, Kawaii Chibi-kun, xxPurplexCrossoverxx, Gaara's cherry

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, outofstategrl, ZombieDragon, redwolfeyes, hamxham, Anime Wildfire,xxPurplexCrossoverxx.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.


~o~x~o~

Sad

I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying
"I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me
"I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "What if we checked again, just in case you do have enough money?''
"OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!''"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma.
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched you. have a heart.

~o~x~o~

This has got to be one of the most clever
brainteasers I've seen in a while.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto!

- Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
- Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.
- Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
- Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".
- Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
- Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
- Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends names.
- Paste a piece of paper that says "Come Come Paradise" on the front of adult books.
- Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
- Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori Nagashi!" as you pass out.
- Start to call your teachers Sennin.
- Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
- Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
- Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
- Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
- Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
- List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
- Can spout out a random character quote on command.
- Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
- Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
- Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
- Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
- Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
- When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
- When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
- Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
- You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
- You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
- You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
- You always wear green, skintight clothes.
- When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
-You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

~More Signs To Show That You're ADDICTED to Naruto!~

-You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
- You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
- You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a Frisbee.
- Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
- You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
- Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
- You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
- Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
- You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
- You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
- You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
- You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
- You drink sake and say you are in the "Spring Time Of Youth!".
- You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
- You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
- You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
- You always carry a large fan behind you.
- You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
- Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
- Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
- Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
- Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
- When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
- When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
- You name your pig Ton-ton.
- You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
- You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
- You call your teacher sensei.
- You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
- You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
- When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
- You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
- You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
- You have a frog wallet.
- Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
- You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
- You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
- You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
- When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
- Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.
- You overuse the word YOUTH

~0~o~x~o~x~o~0~

ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

x~o~x~x~x~x~o~x

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, and let the world wonder how you did it

OR

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Or preferably,

When life gives you blood, spill it.

When life gives you opportunity, take it.

When life gives you pride, crush it.

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Re-post this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't re-post


~Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there are footprints on the moon~
~Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected~

~I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends~

~A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"~
~When the very first man discovered that cows have milk... What do you think he was doing?...~


~Don't look at me with that tone of voice!~

~Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver~


Stupid Racists

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

X.X.X.X.O.O.O.O.X.X.X

Say the word COW before each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW After each word

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now say the word COW before AND after each word.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4 - Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

Now read just the words upwards from the bottom.

1 - Cows
2 - About
3 - Talking
4- Idiot
5 - This
6 - Got
7 - I
8 - Long
9 - How
10 - Look

...cries...

See if you can read this:
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is stupid cat
This is dork cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each
line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on.

x.x.x.x.x.x.



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