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Author has written 1 story for National Treasure. Icon: Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face. ~Blackadder 2 DON’T BE ALL UP IN MY KOOL-AID!! “My Sarah-sense is tingling! Someone is trying to steal my inflatable fruit!!” “It’s fruitylicious!” - Me, talking about my smoothie New words! “Frenemies” - Mean Girls “Fabtastical!” - Jessie "Spunky!" - ME! zing! Hey. I’m Ally, aka POTCfan0107, a proud hater of things that I don’t understand. And jokes that I’m too dumb to get. No, I’m not sexist or racist but I am biased and Reese’s Pieces rule. There are tons of things I’d like to put in here, most of which contain swearing and mayonaise, to a mild degree. I love to be random. In fact, it’s the word of the day! crazy freak out Actually, it’s ALWAYS the word of the day. Mostly I squeal “RANDOM! YAY!” And then I’m done. I know mayonaise is spelled wrong. Like I give a crap. That’s how I think it should be spelled. Yes, I am boring. Yes, I probably need psychological help. No, I’m not taking any drugs that I know of. And if I hate you and know where you live, expect plastic forks stuck in your lawn, toilet paper all over your trees, and eggs smashed all over your house. Surprisingly, I’m not on the run from the FBI. Yet. I love to crack jokes and my friends think I’m witty but I could care less about what anyone else says. Last thing to say: If you were smart, you would have stopped reading this thing by the time you got through the first sentence! Kind of like those annoying things teachers give you where you're supposed to read all the directions first, but you don't, and find out that you were just supposed to sit there and watch everyone else. Funny, huh? I actually aced one of those in 4th grade! My fave authors are faved, fave stories are faved, and if I could favorite myself I would. My favorite ships, Teams, and everything else are listed as follows: (I'm mostly in to AU, or Alternate Universe, where ships and couples happen unlike the way authors and directors intend them) Ok, lets get to the beef: From Harry Potter and POTC, these are my favorite ships: Will/Hermione (POTC & HP) AU Proud member of: Team Jacob (Yay werewolves!) Starbucks: 5 Some of my favorite things to do are sleep, drink smoothies (I call it fruitylicious!), watch movies, sleep, read books and FF, type mini stories with no apparent plotlines, get on YouTube, get on Neopets (virtual pet site), sleep, bake things, laugh at stupid things and things that aren’t funny, going to parties, giving my friends gifts, being blonde…. Did I mention sleeping? I rOcK tO mY oWn STYLE I know that what I just typed was really stupid. But I can’t express myself like that. I usually need music or I type some of my story when I need to express myself. Or I dance. I usually dance. Yep…Yeah. I'm usually perceived as someone who's disinterested in your problems, a cynic and I have an overly-conscious use of sarcasm. I'm still not checked into a clinic. I should probably get to that, but I won't! Just one of the perks of life. Favorites: Weasley? Character, Overall? Female Character? Male Charcter? OR: Tom Riddle Group Of Characters? Adult? Professor? Spell? Ship? Sweet? Place? Weasley Twin? Product? OR: OR: OR: Shop? Least Favorites Weasley? Character, overall? Female? Male? Adult? Student? Spell? Book? Ship? Sweet? Death Eater? Shop? Place? Professor? ~copied from (insert name here)’s profile. Now I don’t know if she made this up, or copied and pasted like I did, but I just had some awesome ideas to put in this thing, so I put them there. :-) ‘kay? I hate Caps Lock. I only use it when necessary. I usually just shift and type. But I hate it when I type something in all caps and forget to type the rest of the word in caps. I know you’re all thinking, how do you do that?? But, needless to say, I’m just another idiot : It’s like a French braid. You start with the original three, then you just keep adding on. Make the three longer. EXPLAINED: Ok. So. You start with James, Lily, and Harry. Sirius is Harry’s godfather. Then Tonks and Lupin have Teddy. Harry is Teddy’s godfather. But Sirius, James, and Remus were linked anyways because of the Marauders. Sort of like your hair is there anyways until you start to braid it. When you “braid” their relationships, they’re all related somehow. Like your hair is all connected to your head :-) Make any sense?? Random Quotes: -Life may not be the party we hoped for ... but while we’re here, we might as well dance -Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed. -If you're gonna be two-faced, honey, at least make one of them pretty. -All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun. -I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. -Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia. -Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid. -They say ‘guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, 'cause if you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you'd kill too many people, now would you? -So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -Boys are like slinkies; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. smiles -Children in the dark make accidents. Accidents in the dark make children. -Yeah, I'm a loser, but the coolest loser you'll ever meet!! -Cute, but psycho- things even out. -Save the earth!! It's the only planet with chocolate! -I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache. -I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. -I've heard that it's possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it. -No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me! sad -You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!! -'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!? -When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really, who likes lemons? -When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. -When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!! -When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. -I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me. -I'm not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? -I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. -Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one. -Why do people always say life is short? Life is the longest damn thing you can do! sighs -Love your enemies. It pisses them off. grins -Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? Get over it. -I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. -I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! But not my brain- I need that. -Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Nobody is perfect… I am nobody! -Life isn’t passing me by; it's trying to run me over. -Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. -Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don’t worry. -Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!! -Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. -Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute... Or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we? -Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. -I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept! -Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide. -I was uncool before uncool was cool. That’s how fucking cool I am. -Why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sense of superiority: -Caution: I tend to make weird faces. :P -I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day and have them assume they deserve it. -I used to see a shrink... until she said life isn't for everyone. -You have one advantage over me: you can kiss my ass. I can’t. That’s just the way the world works. -I can resist anything but temptation. -Excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it. -Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? -If superman is bulletproof, why does he duck when you throw the gun at him? -If asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemorrhoids are on your ass, why are they named the way they are? It’s just like the Iceland/Greenland thing. ‘Cause Greenland is icy and Iceland is green, but way before that they were all named right ‘cause Iceland was icy and Greenland was green, then Greenland froze and Iceland melted, and now they are the way they are. shrugs it happens. -I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there. -Money can't buy happiness. It just buys everything you need to achieve it. -Three wise women would have stopped to ask for directions, got to the stable on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, cooked the dinner, and then there would have been peace on earth. -The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. -I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. -Don't call me emo, or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain. And then I'll die and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT. -Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. -Tell the truth and run. Always works for me. nods -If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli', meaning many, and 'tics', as in the bloodsucking creatures? -If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something. -You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump of a cliff, I laugh even harder. grins -Friends will always be like, 'Well, you deserve better'. Best friends will go up to him in front of all his friends and say, 'It's because your gay, isn’t it?' -A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you in the cell saying 'Damn that was fun!' -Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory -Education is important. School however, is another matter… -I used to be normal... until I met those freaks i call my friends. -I don’t obsess! I think intensely! -Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. -It's not just your family. It's the whole idea of... you know. They're always telling you what to do and what not to do, and it's not conductive to a creative atmosphere! -Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong? -All right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing is right... and that's what deathbeds are for. -The one who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it -I was born intelligent. Education ruined me. -If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are these "others" here for? -Since light travels faster than sound, it explains why people appear bright until you hear them speak. -How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word? -Money isn't everything- there's Mastercard and Visa too. -Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. -Success is a relative term. It attracts all the relatives. -There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning. -'Hard work never killed anybody'… But why take the risk? -God made relatives. Thank god we can choose our friends. -The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... so why learn in the first place? -Reality has no background music... so I make my own (doo do do do do doo) -Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet -Life is a test- I didn't take very good notes -Whatever floats your boat. -I asked my teacher if I'd get in trouble for something I didn't do. She said of course not, so I told her I didn't do my homework -No I am not weird... just plotting -If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms -You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you -I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours!! -If drama was vodka, my whole school would be wasted... except for me of course -I intend to live forever... so far so good -Will there be boys there? No mom, it’s a nun club -So what's the speed of dark? -I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep -Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again -Embrace the inner rebel- don't sit up straight -Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you -Textually active -Life is like a box of chocolates- it never lasts (which is so totally true if you stop to think about it instead of thinking it's such an emo thing to say, which I'm sure some of you are) -The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! -The way your mind works gives a whole new meaning to the word complex... and not in a good way -Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk. The rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up -One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth while -I'm not insensitive!! I just don't care. -If two wrongs don't make a right, try three -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip 'n slide -Don't run in school- gliding is more fun! -Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? ... oooh the possibilities -When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandpa did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car -If they give you ruled paper, write the other way -So In the immortal words of Douglas Adams: So long, and thanks for all the fish -Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver -Those Who Laugh Last, Think Slowest -Patience is a virtue...Not right now it isn't... -Women need men like fish need bikes -Life is Hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid -If everything isn't black and white, I say, "Why the hell not?" -You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve Greed:Medium The http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html" target="_top">Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.comhttp://www.4degreez.com/">4degreez.com> | |||||||
1. Love Like History reviewsAbigail compares her 'love' for Ben and her love of History, and discovers similarities between Ben and the subject of the past itself.National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-09 - Abigail C. - Complete
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