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Author has written 2 stories for X-overs, and Naruto. hiya people here is a little about my self. name; raven black(its my online name don't look it up in a phone book) age; i lost count a few centuries ago now that general stuff is done heres likes/dislikes favorite yoai parings; gaaraxsasuke narutoxgaara sasunaru fave Yuri temten temhina temino inosaku straight parings narutoxherum narutoxfemkyuubi/gaara/haku narutox any girl except oc garraxanygirl pairings i hate gaaraxlee(its plain evil) hobbies reading singing drawing writing my stories i have quite a few stories written down just need to type them sweet a new world is just something that popped into my head ill update when ever i have some time and if i get help for M rated parts coughcoughhakhakweezeweeze love you all funny stuff sorry if there are doubles if i find a profile with a lot of copy and paste i just copy it all Funny things i found: ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ 1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU. Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1.gaara 2.pein 3.sai 4.diedara 5.itachi 6.zetsu 7.konan 8.orochimaru 9.kakashi 10.kisame 11.sasuke 12.hidan 1) Have you ever read a Six(zetsu/Elevensasuke fanfic before? no, but i would like to 2) Do you think Fourdiedara is hot? How hot? he is pretty sexy but not the sexiest 3) What would happen if Twelvehidan got Eightorochimaru pregnant? i would laugh at first but then i would just want to see what the baby looks like 4) Do you recall any fics about Ninekakashi? not at the moment no 5) Would Twopein and Sixzetsu make a good couple? any thing romantic they do would be sexy 6) Fiveitachi/Ninekakashi or Fiveitachi/Tenkisame so hard to choose... but itachi/kisame 7) What would happen if Sevenkonan walked in on Twopein and Twelvehidan having sex? X3 she probably would be forced/willing to join or take pictures 8) Make up a summary of a Threesai/Tenkisame Fanfic. what happens when you put an emotionless sasuke wannabe and a fish-man together on a month long d-rank mission? you get a strangely sexy pairingbe there as the drama unfolds. 9) Is there any such thing as a Onegaara/Eightorochimaru fluff? sorta... there is a story that has fluff but it is not entirely fluff 10) Suggest a title for a Sevenkonan/Twelvehidan Hurt/Comfort fic. i wont leave for jashin 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Fourdiedara to de-flower Onegaara on the way to the extraction jutsu diedara admits his feelings then takes him right there on the bird 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Threesai het? never in a million years 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Elevensasuke yep 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Twopein/Fourdiedara/Fiveitachi most likly not im the one with the strange fantasies 15) What might Tenkisame scream at a moment of great passion? X3 "harder itachi, harder!!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eightorochimaru, what song would you choose? "blood" by my chemical romance 17) If you wrote a Onegaara/Sixzetsu/Twelvehidan fic, what would the warning be? WARNING!!EXTREMELY SEXY!! NOSEBLEEDS WILL HAPPEN!! 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Tenkisame to use on Twopein "hey leader-sama, ever ridden a shark before?" Find out your ninja name and then repost this quiz and add your name to it. It's funny but it's cool. It's optional, but try just for the fun of it!kk Make your ninja name from the following alphabet: A- ka B- zu C- mi D- te E- ku F- lu G- ji H- ri I- ki J-zu K- me L- ta M- rin N- to O-mo P- no Q- ke R- shi S- ari T-chi U- do V- ru W-mei X- na Y- fu Z- zi After you finish, post it in a new bulletin with your name ... Amaris- Karinkashikiari Kathleen- mekachiritakukuto (awesome) Michaela- rinkimiri kakutaka... kakutaka sounds funny. _." Megan- Rinku-jiketo (Ooh, fancy!) raven black-zutakamime, shikarukuto (last, first in true japenese fashion) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 4. My mother taught me IRONY. 5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 6. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 7. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 11. My mother taught me HUMOR. 12. My mother taught me GENETICS. 13. My mother taught me WISDOM. 14.My mother taught me about JUSTICE. At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. These are the ones that apply to me: I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'm not actually emo. I just HATE that stereotype.) A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! i found this test online and here are the results Paranoid:High Schizoid:Very High Schizotypal:High Antisocial:Moderate Borderline:Moderate Histrionic:Moderate Narcissistic:High Avoidant:High Dependent:Low Obsessive-Compulsive:Moderate so apparently I'm schizoid this is somthing i find completely true What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: When she walks away from you mad, follow her If you think that all men should be like this, copy and paste this into your profile! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. Waoh You can Udnsentard tihs? Amsoewe! Taht Rckos! If you can raed tihs, cpoy and Psate it in to yuor pofrile! If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, ChezaYumiUsagi, Kawaii-mistress, Roxas-Roxs-My-Soxs, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, kill4blood If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, kill4blood Things that annoy me People who say they know something, but then have no clue what I am talking about. People who always feel the need to make me feel deppressed. (I have a friend that likes to through logic into a situation theres no need!) People who think they know everything because they are older. People who have to be jerks to make them selves look 'hotter'. People who smack. (Just close your dang mouth person its not hard!) Ferbys. (I swear they're planning to thake over the world) If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro! if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" (Note from ShaeShae, don't copy this but, I'm not American I'm from Australia but I would still say "What was your first clue?" I'm just like that.) If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ( Sometimes i do some times i don't...) If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever had an arguent with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for leaving Sakura copy an paste this on your profile! If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile If you have been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing copy this on your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile! If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44,May and Dawn are the best, rst64tlc,NeonZangetsu,Sweet Midnight Kiss, Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)) If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list. Athame Kunoichi, Sugarmonkey778, A Ninja Named Frank, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, kill4blood 93 percent of american teens would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" or "Your point being?" or "You just realized this now?" or "Wow, you're even more stupid than you look." or nevermind, just copy this to your profile and add your name to this list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the C.O.C.A, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom Figure, deadzonedragon, Dpbuckeye, 2wingo, Banryuwielder244, angelic memories, Korpuskat, inurinsama15, kill4blood If you have a story in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know you are going to write the next big hit when you get time to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never snuck out in the middle of the night to go do something, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe the US needs to get it's ass in gear and start a real conversion to green energies, copy and paste this into your profile and add your favorite power source to the list: Hydro, Wind farms, HYDRO, Geothermal, ethenol-sugar cane, corn If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have at least one medal/trophy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't want your parent's to read the fan-fiction you write, copy and paste this into your profile. (Mom: RAVEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE SEX AND CUSS WORDS IN THIS CRAP) If you hate cigarettes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that the human race is the most destructive species on the planet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you could read that put it in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. You know you live in the year 2000+ when.. 1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did ATTENTION BROTHERS FOR SALE THREE FOR ONE! NOT VERY GOOD LOOKING, IDIOTS, BAKA YAROS, HATE TO CLEAN, NOT VERY EFFICIENT AT WHAT THEY DO, DID I MENTION IDIOTS?! BY THE WAY THESE ARE THERE BEST TRAITS! jkjk all that was for laughs 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. IF YOU THINK SASUKE SHOULD'VE DIED, copy this into you profile. -If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(hardly seems worth it.) -If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (now that's more like it!) -The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G!) - A pig's orgasm last 30 minutes. (in my next life, i want to be a pig.) - A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy (i'm still not over the pig) -Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (don't try this at home, maybe at work) -The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (honey, I'm home. What the...?!) -The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) - The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) -Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.) -Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something i always wanted to know.) -The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmmmm...) -Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) -Elephants are only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) -A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) - An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) -Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) -Poplar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) -Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (what about that pig??) -Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and copy this if you want to bring a smile, maybe even a chuckle to someone. (And God love that pig!) More copy and paste! If you know who Panic! at the Disco is and that they are NOT disco, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you believe this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are aware that so many people now and days pretend to be someone they're not, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have crushes on one or more characters from the TV series Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. So many girls pretend they're something they're not just to fit in, if you're not one of those girls copy and past this into your profile. If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 2 that would be laughing your ass off, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever started to read a fanfic chapter, got distracted, and forgot to review until another chapter was posted, copy and past this into your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." If you never even knew sexy was gone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile 9 out of 10 of the Akatsuki members are hot, if you think the Akatsuki is secretly a modeling agency, copy and paste this in your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions Top 10 Reasons to Read Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky-Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to slap someone, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped someone, copy this into your profile. If you have slapped someone upside the head ( i always do that), copy this into your profile. If you believe that chocolate and female mix perfertly, then copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! if you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile. if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile. if you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile. If your on Team Edward copy and paste this into your profile. If you get upset when Jacob kisses Bella in the books even though you knew it was coming copy and pase this into your profile. If you cried in new moon then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile (I have done this a lot lol). If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been so sick that the world has all been green/ blue, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile I am a proud part of the "Chasing Jacob Black Out of Town with Pitchforks Club.(But I think it should be with grenades.) ( ) ( ) This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world! You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You spend more time on the computer then outside 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. You know you're obsessed with Twilight if... You start going up to random people to tell them you want an Edward! You think your next door neighbor looks like a vampire, or he really is a vampire. You try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them. You've read Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse at least 5 times each! You check on this site 5 times (or more) a day to see if there's any new Twilight news. You think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse. When you see a box labeled "Forks", you think there's something imported from Forks, Washington in there. Twilight has ruined any and all future reading for you. You use Twilight for every single school project that pops up. You break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't glitter in the sun like Edward. You have nothing to do, so you go to www.stepheniemeyer.com and read everything on the site twice. And then go to the Lexicon and do the same thing. You promise your friend that if he can find you an Edward, you'll give him the answers to your homework for the rest of your school-life. When your best friend's mom drives fast and you scream, "OMG! You drive fast! You're a vampire and you didn't TELL me?" You drink red drinks and yell, "Whoo! I'm a vampire! But I'm a vegetarian one, because I don't kill people! Only red berries!" You buy your friend her own copy of Eclipse so that she doesn't have to steal yours for any amount of time. You plan on naming your children after characters in any of the books in the Twilight series. You walk around school looking for pale-skinned, inhumanly beautiful classmates with red or gold eyes. You see a shadow, think it's Edward, and start talking to it. You compare every guy you meet to Edward and are honestly disapointed when they never measure up. (pffttt ya.) If you're obsessed with Twilight, copy and paste this list into your profile, and add something to the list that proves you're obsessed. (Disclaimer: I got this list off of www.bellaandedward.com, which I don't own, and I don't own Stephenie Meyer's website.) IF YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're planning to form a mob to attack Stephenie's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get super upset and throw a fit until all the people in the room run away whenever someone says that the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want Bella to turn into a vampire, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on air, and were so happy because you thought Edward Cullen might come and save you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy and paste this into your profile' thingys, then COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. How to prove you're an Akatsuki fan! 1. You say everyday that you think Pein's hot, and now everyone thinks you're emo 2. You want to get a pet weasel just so you can name it Itachi 3. You think that we could use some more Jashin in this world 4. You think that puppets were the coolest thing since sliced bread 5. You add 'un' to the end of your sentances just cause 6. You find snakes sexy 7. You find that money is more important then anything else 8. You think that they should cut all the trees down to make more paper 9. You try to see Shamu every day 10. You think Venus-Fly-Traps pwn all 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him." FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this. -/\_/\- ...／l、 These kittens look so kawai, ne? What about this one: -/\_/\- Kittens don't look right when they're beat up and have black eyes. Help stop animal abuse Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath. Random Facts The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. (hands up who actually tried this!) Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump." If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. (YUCK!) The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson". The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!! Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28 The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38 The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400 The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history: Spades - King David Hearts - Charlemagne Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Runelesca, Kouga'sChils, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), put this on your profile 30 out of 100 kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Hillarious Tragedy, Bruce n' Charlie, Kara Hitame, Justified Assassin, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova,kill4blood If you are odd and proud of it, put this on your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random, put this on your profile. If you have an army of purple cats with rabies and with flame throwers at your command, copy this onto your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova,kill4blood If you have a younger sibling (half or full) and seen them trip over nothing or their own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile. If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN UR PROFILE! I BELIEVE DUDES! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very easy opponent, I should practice more). Crazy is when you practice thumbwars. So if you're crazy, copy/paste this into your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. (I do it all the time, myself doesn't agree with me) 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile! If you have ever tripped where there is a 'WATCH YOUR STEP' sign, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile. If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova,kill4blood Most people would be offeneded if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" If whenever you see or hear the name Edward, you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, C&P this into your pro. If you are so obsessed with Twilight it is NOT even funny anymore, C&P If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, C&P If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your pro If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your pro If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have an odd sort of love/hate realationship with your computer, C&P Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, C&P! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, C&P 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you think those kids should just give the stupid Trix Rabbit some friggin' cereal put this in your profile! If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! If you enjoy being insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you've ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe) If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and you LOSE that it's weird. If you DISAGREE completely with this statement and find it happening on a regular basis, copy ans paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, C&P If you have ever run into a tree, C&P If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste People sya that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area, put this in your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all these cut and paste things, and thought "Man! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this into your profile. Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, INSERT NAME HERE, RUN!" Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this often!) If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think that's quite obvious!!) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (I do all this AND MORE!!) If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (It'll happen any day now tho!) If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. Do you think the Trix cereal kids should just suck up their pride, and give the rabbit some Trix? If you're one of those who paint your dad's finger nails hot pink when he's sleeping, or tell your older sister you don't know where her I-pod went...copy this into profile. If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile. We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin. If at first you try and don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile(yes well ...umm...i forgot.) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you seriously want to be a vampire copy this into your profile. 99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.(That's right, i'm half a person!!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this to your profile! (on my bike too...but it's okay, i know the tree...she's my friend, her name is emily) If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile I have the kind of friends that if my house waz burning down, they'd be there making S'mores and hitting on hot firemen Sometimes I wonder, 'Why iz that frisbee getting bigger?'... then it hits me Friends ask why you're crying...Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry I've built a wall, not to block people out but to see who loves me enough to climb over it "The woman came from the man's ribs. Not his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected and near the heart to be loved." If you agree that men and women should have equal rights in EVERYTHING, put this on your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile (you think that's long? I've laughed for at least an hour straight...not kidding...i've got some pretty crazy friends, once i've started laughing they won't let me stop) If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile Please don't cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Mommy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, Im sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please dont cry. When Johnny shot the gun, it hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his older brother. Mommy please tell Daddy, that I love him very much, And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister, that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother, I'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends, that they were always the best. Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Mommy, tell my teachers, I wont show up for class. And never forget this, And please don't let it pass. Mommy why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy warn the others. Mommy I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors, I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy I'm slowly Dieing, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest. Mommy I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack. Mommy listen to me if you would. I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things new, And I guess I'm not going with Daddy on the trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mommy, I wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, the time is getting late. Mommy I've always loved you and I know you know that too. And Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love You" this is what happens when you don't pay attention to who you let see your gun. If you have a heart copy&paste this onto your profile Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that." Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons! When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say. I smile because I have no idea what's going on. I don't obsess! I think intensely. (try telling that to my friends) I've got ADHD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile! If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot. If you don't understand the joke, don't ask. Laugh with the grouop and Google it later. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever quoted Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Carribean, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been bored out of your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Music is love in search of word. The best place to hide is in plain sight. A day without light is, well, night Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. ~If you get really pissed off when some abandons a story after you get into it, copy and paste this into your profile.~ ~If you think that life without computers is useless copy this into your profile.~ ~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.~ If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile -We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. - Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one? - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? hi lo i found a box and i is hiding now from the evil ninja snow monkeys that were sent by the plastic shoe wearing chickens to takeover the world Favorite Quotes: "I'll send you to the deepest pits of Hell, and while you're there, you can lick the Devil's ass, Incognito!" - Alucard "I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage (Mythbusters) "I just experienced the feeling of thong... O.o" - Me 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." 'Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.' 'I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works.' - Tee Shirt Of Mine 'The funniest about this t-shirt is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it, stupid.' - Tee Shirt Of Mine 'I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!' - Sweatshirt Of Mine 'There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves.' - Corny Humor: More Wit & Witticism 'I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.' 'Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... He hates that.' 'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" "When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you." I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t.” First person: “Just ignore him” Second person: “Yeah I am and so did evolution” “Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.” “Hell was full, so I came back” “Life ends but revenge is forever” First person: “I think his brain turned to mush” Second person: “He had a brain?” First person: “Persons name here your too close to Place another name here”(same sex works better) Second person: “but that’s the best part” Cerberus saying of the day: People have hope Because they cannot see Death standing behind them. Shadows saying of the day: If I were rain, that joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch, Could I join hearts as well? You know perfectly well what the rules are and you've erased them all and written up new ones. You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off. "Better to die on your feet than live on your knees." Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over." "Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that." "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it." 'I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' "I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!" Something I said to my mom in argument: "Stop being a smart ass!" -mom "Would you rather me be a dumbass!" Oh ya and this is from a fic I can't remember but it was a really funny part. Sesshomaru remembers a time when he was younger and tried to kill Inuyasha 'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder' Ah—love—the walks over soft grass, the smiles over candlelight... the arguments over just about everything else... ... Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died" Saying I'm a bad girl is just a guys opinion. Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body. 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. "Pay backs a bitch...and then there's me..." - A friend "I am the lord of the duckies! bow down before me!!" "I saw a monkey riding a unicycle, in a tree, eating a banana, wearing a tutu, with a taco on top of its head...and no...im not crazy...im insane, there is a difference." From Shadow Nite's The Shadow Riders... ‘Let’s go Hiei, I want to have some fun… first I’ll ride you than we can try the wall, then I want to try it up in a tree-‘ ‘Kagome, are you trying to kill me?’ ‘No, but I’m going to wear you out.’ Kagome smirked in anticipation. “This is all your fault!” Kagome accused Daokotsu as the entire group headed to the office. “If you hadn’t gone after my Pocky, I wouldn’t have thrown you through the doors.” “Well, if you had just shared your Pocky, I wouldn’t have had to try and steal it.” Daokotsu argued back. By now they had reached the office and were shouting at each other. “You should have bought your own, I am in no way obligated to give you any of my Pocky!” She shouted at him. “Well if I had bought my own-” “Enough!” Sesshoumaru had had it with there arguing and decided to add his own two cents, “If both of you had acted your age, I wouldn’t have to pay to replace the front doors!” Lily Desdemona Potter's Sacred Twilight: Back at the Cullen's house Alice was chuckling madly and was earning herself looks from the other members. "Sorry, I just had a vision. Kagome and Edward are getting a little friendly in the Forest." She said and she was sure even all of Volterra heard Emmett's cry of, "No, not there, I eat in that Forest!" Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it. 1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first) 2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow? 3) Your first initial? 4) Your month of birth? 5) Which color do you like more,black or white? 6) Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7) Your favorite number? 8) Do you like california or florida more? 9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10) Write down a wish(a realistic one) ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...) THE ANSWERS; 1. You are completly in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red-You are alert and you life is full of love. Black-You are consertive and aggressive Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3.If you initial is: A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life. L-R You try to live you life to the maximimum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4.If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5.If you choose; Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completly confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime. 8. If you choose: California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person 9.If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things looks at above postI'm lucky i did look up and he is the most important part of my world now. SCARY!! Subject: one messed up sleepover> If you repost this on your profile she will not bother you > ps.imagine if that was you On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight This is so scary...>>> >Here was this girl and she was with her friend.>>> > | |||||||||
1. sweet a new world » reviewsa girl gets tired of her rents and runs away but somthing happens and she ends up living her wildest dreams. gaara & zetsu are main guys. secondary pairs will have some yoai/yuri only fluffy stuff and kissing. hopefuly romantic partily. r&r enjoyCrossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 9-10-08 - Gaara2. rewind reviewsmy version of a time travel plot. flames are ok i dont care i just need to know what people think. narutox? you decide the pairing can be yoai no lee pairings though hes already taken by sasuke or sakura still deciding might be haerm depending on the pollNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-08 - Naruto U.
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