Welcome Citizens of Fanfiction!

(We should invent a name for the fanfiction kingdom...like um...Fanfictionaria...okay, I know I suck at naming, a little help here?)

Who are my? (I used to be Sphyre, I just changed my username...)

Well, I guess this is the part where I introduce my alternate fanfiction personality. Bear in mind that I will not reveal my true name and address so as to make it harder for fanfic readers to come and murder me when I don't update regularly. I can tell you I'm of the homo sapien race though some may argue that point. I'm also 18, starting Uni and obsessed with fanfiction.

Favorite:

Authors:

J.K Rowling (duh!), Christopher Paolini, Catherine Jinks, Eoin Colfer (OMG, the new Artemis Fowl!), Jonathan Stroud, Anthony Horrowitz, Sarah Dessen and the list goes on and on and on...

Books (single series or book, where I don't particularly like all the author's works):

The Host (The subtle intricacies of this book were breath taking, can't wait for the movie, not a fan of twilight though, don't hate me!), The girl who could fly (I know it's a kiddy book, but loved it anyways), can't think of others right now...

Animes:

(Not really watching anything right now, suggestions anyone?) Darker than Black, Full Metal Alchemist, Skip Beat!, Vampire Knight...

Current Updating Fanfictions:

Death of Today » by Epic Solemnity

The Art of Hidden Persona's » by whitedwarf

Martyrdom and Paradox » by UchidaKarasu

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality » by Less Wrong

Noir et Blanc » by The Morrigu

Counterclockwise » by Silver pup

Goddess of Imaginary Light » by Dark Cyan Star

Ask No Questions » by Lil Lupin

Hold Me While I'm Here » by Nitte iz

Connections » by Sophie3

Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning » by Aariya07

A lot more now, but I'll paste them later...

Okay the following is stuff I've stolen from other fanfictioners' profiles/fanfics because it was true, funny and/or interesting...

The Quotes:

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimization." -Less Wrong

"Absurdity is the rationality of the brilliant" -Less Wrong

"Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute." - Gil Stern

"Only after the last tree has been cut down, Only after the last river has been poisoned, Only after the last fish has been caught, Only then will you find out money cannot be eaten." -Unknown

‎"It is always the best policy to speak the truth--unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." - Jerome K. Jerome

"I make it a policy to try never to make a complete idiot of myself twice in the same way. After all, there's always all kinds of new ways to make a complete idiot of myself. Why repeat the old ones?" - Margot Dalton

"He who laughs last, thinks slowest." -Unknown

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm" -Unknown

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap." -Uknown

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off." -Uknown

"Wise so young, they say do never live long."King Richard III (III, i, 79)

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." -Uknown

"There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots." -Uknown

"It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face." -Unknown

"The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide." -Unknown

"Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics." -Unknown

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." -Unknown

"Education is important; school however, is another matter." -Unknown

"If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?" -Will Rogers

"A positive attitude won't solve all you problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Herm Albright

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to shut up and sit down." -Unknown

"Why argue when we both know I'm right?" -Me

"I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust any of them goobers with anything more dangerous than string." -Unknown

"There are two things that are infinite: The Universe and Human Stupidity...and I'm not so sure about the Universe..." -A.Einstein

"A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?" -A.Einstein

"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater." -A.Einstein

The Questions:

So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

The Unavoidable Chicken Jokes:

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in droppi...ng 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But w...hy it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

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The Wise Tale:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

The History Lesson:

HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI WERE SMALL VILLAGES IN JAPAN DURING WORLD WAR II. IN ORDER TO END THE WAR AGAINST THE JAPANESE, THE AMERICANS CREATED THE WORLD'S FIRST ATOMIC BOMB. IT WAS CALLED LITTLE BOY, AND WAS DROPPED ON HIROSHIMA ON AUGUST 6TH, 1945 AT 8:15. FAT BOY, THE 2ND ATOMIC BOMB, WAS DROPPED ON NAGASAKI ON AUGUST 9TH, 1945. TOGETHER, THE TOTAL NUMBER OF DEATHS WAS OVER 200,000, AND MANY DIED LATER OF LEUKEMIA.
IN THESE DAYS, ALMOST ALL COUNTRIES HAVE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ATOMIC BOMBS. AS EINSTEIN SAID, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL USE IN THE 3RD WORLD WAR, BUT IN THE 4TH, THEY'LL BE USING ROCKS".

IF YOU WANT TO STOP ATOMIC BOMBS AND PREVENT ANOTHER HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI, COPY AND PASTE THIS POEM AND THIS MESSAGE TO YOUR PROFILE.

THANK YOU.

MY FANFICS’:

Protector? Me?

SUMMARY:

A Harry goes back in time to Marauder's era incognito story. Trying to bring twists to a cliched plot. Will include Snape, people from the future following Harry, two Voldemorts running around and Bellatrix. Trying to stay faithful to most characters.

UPDATES: Sporadic, but as soon as May exams over, at least biweekly...

Heiress by Blood

SUMMARY:

This is an idea which I had to write as soon as I thought of it. What if Galdran was Mel's father, what if Flauvic was her overprotective 'friend' and what if Bran was the one caught by Vidanric?

UPDATES: Hiatus

Crown Duel Vidanric’s POV

SUMMARY:

So how did Vidanric feel towards Meliara before he fell in love with her? This is a Vidanric POV and my first fanfic ever...

UPDATES: COMPLETE

FUTURE PROJECTS

Unnamed:

- A Tom/Harry fanfic, where Harry goes to an alternate dimension and adopts Tom, haven’t seen enough of this type of fanfic, I’ll try to write one with a realistic plot putting in Grindelwald and Dumbledore. I also don't want a big age gap between Harry and Tom, so like, a 17 years old Harry will adopt an 11 years old Tom.

- (Currently writing first few chapters) For the moment called: Through Ink Filled Portals, a Harry Potter/ Naruto crossover. Here's the first few phrases:

The story of Harry Potter and his defeat of the Dark Lord known as Voldemort is a well transcribed legend in the wizarding lore. Yet, there is one person forgotten... Eris Thaleia Potter, older sister of said hero who vanished the night her brother received his scar and whose story the magical world would not hear news of until much later...

PM me with suggestions, I am planning to post the first few chapters soon, and then, depending on the reviews, I shall continue updating...

A/N: Protector?Me? is NOT abandoned, I repeat: NOT abandoned. I have great ideas left, it's just first year of uni doing a Neuroscience degree that's driving me bonkers. Also, having started writing another fanfiction (a Harry/Naruto crossover) has left me little time to think of P?M?, but fear not any loyal readers left, I shall finish it! My exams in May may not let me update before then, but I shall try to be done this Summer, too many other fanfic ideas to write after that!