The Quote Bandit
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since: 07-01-08, id: 1621086, Profile Updated: 10-27-12
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Tales of Symphonia, Wheel of Time, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, and Supernatural.

Hello.

My name is Tina.

Or Felix.

But probably Tina.

This is my old FanFic account.

If you enjoy my old fics, that's great. Probably won't update any anytime soon unless somebody asks me to, but by all means enjoy them.

If you don't enjoy them...well that's okay. I like most of them and I've learned from the ones that I don't and that's good enough for me.

I enjoy fics that make create full body reactions that make my heart twist and flop and burst and simmer and make my toes then my legs then my intestines and my chest and arms and fingers and finally my head twick with emotion and just make me laugh and cry and smile and feel.

I tend to shy away from shipping fics.

It makes being in the Supernatural fandom hard.


"Freedom is the freedom to say two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."

Winston Smith 1984

"In the dark aisle of the church Florence stood, his numbed arms outstretched, unafraid of eternity."

Rudolfo Anaya's Bless Me, Ultima.


1. The Mona Lisa
Sam's losing his grip on reality, and Gabriel's the one who has to deal with it. Set in the Chocolate and Graveyards verse, but reading that isn't all that necessary.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Published: 3-21-13 - Sam W. & Gabriel - Complete
2. Bubblegum reviews
Sam's relationship with Gabriel is literally the most confusing and entertaining thing in Dean's life. alwaysfemale!Sam. Everybody else is their proper gender.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-6-12 - Sam W. & Gabriel
3. Chocolate and Graveyards » reviews
Dean's missing, Leviathan are still running around, Bobby's gone, Lucifer is still bouncing around his noggin, and Sam's at a loss as how to solve any of those problems. Good thing for him he finds some help from someone he thought was long dead. Nothing explicit ever happens but it gets a high rating because Gabriel's a kinky little bastard who won't shut up about it.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-25-12 - Published: 10-27-12 - Sam W. & Gabriel
4. The Bakura Challenge » reviews
A challenge to myself to write copious amounts of Bakura-related stories.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-18-10 - Published: 3-6-10 - R. Bakura
5. The True Last Battle » reviews
This is how the Last Battle will take place. You know it's true, so don't deny it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 4-5-09 - Rand A. & Shai'tan
6. Olver and the Master reviews
As he and Mat's party plod through Ebou Dar, Olver finds himself in an incurable state of boredom. Thus, he finds himself unknowingly challenging a master at his trade.
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-10 - Olver & Mat C.
7. Intense Gaming reviews
Sometimes card game monsters like to take a break. Sometimes they even like to play card games. Oh dear, that is a brain nummer, card games playing card games...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-26-10 - Celtic Guardian/Elf Swordsman & Dark Magician Girl/Black Magician Girl - Complete
8. Nightmares reviews
Ryou Bakura has nightmares every night. Ryou Bakura would very much prefer not to have nightmares every night.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-24-10 - R. Bakura & Yami Bakura - Complete
9. A Backstory is Born reviews
The sequel to Honda and Backstories, A Backstory is Born shows how Honda puts his sparkly new backstory to the test. That doesn't sound like a lame story at all.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-10 - H. Honda & K. Jounouchi - Complete
10. Honda and Backstories reviews
Honda looks back on all their exploits and realizes that he didn't do much. Jounouchi tries to snap him out of it so he can stop being bored out of his mind.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-10 - H. Honda & K. Jounouchi - Complete
11. The Origin of Kuriboh reviews
Just how did Kuriboh come into existance? Was it Pegasus having a laugh? Or was it something...else?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Mahado & Mana - Complete
12. Not Cheating reviews
Rua uncovers Yusei's secret to success! GASP. I really need to stop writing things like this...
Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 7-19-09 - Yūsei F. & Rua/Leo - Complete
13. An Important Message reviews
The male cast gathers to tell their fans a VERY important message...I wonder what it is?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-3-09 - Published: 6-19-09 - Complete
14. Bakura is Sick reviews
Peggy Ann McKay is not sick this time, but Bakura sure is! So it's up to him to fill up Peggy's space. How WILL he do it?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-09 - R. Bakura - Complete
15. The Dark Side of Things reviews
Zorc is a very influential person, so what will happen when he has Jounouchi cornered? Can he get Jou to join him? Heh, sorry for the vague question intro, I suck at these.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-15-09 - K. Jounouchi & Zorc - Complete
16. Barging In reviews
This'll be the last time Yugi enters a room without knocking...Heh, parody Bakura yaoi, so it's all good. Rated for safety.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-09 - Yūgi M. & R. Bakura - Complete
17. The Contest reviews
Botta thought it was all rather exasperating. Anna thought is was funny as hell. A little show of strength between the pair in a story that isn't a romance between Botta and Anna, but there is some Kranna. Yeah.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-17-09 - Anna A. & Botta - Complete
18. Finished reviews
A celebratory drabble written because I finished the books. Yeah...
Wheel of Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-16-09 - Complete
19. Slogans and Madness reviews
Just as Rand finally realizes he's mad, his so-called friends have to go prove it to him. The nerve!
Wheel of Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-09 - Complete
20. A New Word reviews
A small almost-drabble story of Mat and his creation of a new word that we use alot today. What is that word? I'm not going to tell you, find out for yourself! You'll find out why it's rated what it is when you read it.
Wheel of Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-17-08 - Complete
21. Well Are You Gay? reviews
Kratos tries to enjoy some time alone while everyone is busy, while Zelos will not hear of it, and insists on calling him gay! The nerve.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-24-08 - Kratos A. & Zelos W. - Complete
22. Omelet reviews
KILLER RABBITS ATTACK AND THEY EAT...Ok, so Zelos makes an omelet, Colette can't sleep, and I can't write summaries worth shoes. One-shotness.
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-08 - Zelos W. & Colette B. - Complete