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| Elodie the Scribe |
Author has written 18 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Star Trek: 2009, Cats, Kung Fu Panda, Lackadaisy, and Thor. I have HAD IT with these freaking stupid Mary Sues in my freaking awesome fandom! OHAI. 8D I am Elodie. My alts are Beckabee and Vampire Jester. About Me Quick rundown: I am a harsh concritter, I am a huge nerd, I am a girl, and I am a Christian. You can occasionally find me at The Domain forum, or at The Literate Union. I used to be a part of the LU, but, ah, let's just say I didn't like how it was being run and leave it at that. BUT, I'm still friends with a good majority of the people there. As I said, I am a huge nerd. SO, I like things like Batman, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, X-men, and Lord of the Rings. I also enjoy non-nerdy things like Lackadaisy, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and Family Guy. I like horror movies, mostly the ones about vampires/werewolves/ghosts, although I love slashers like Scream and Halloween. My dislikes? Twilight. Maximum Ride. There's not too many books that can incite rage within me, but Twilight does so. Maximum Ride just flat out annoyed me so much I couldn't even finish the book. What I Write 'Kay, yeah, a lot of my fics are very old. The newest one I only wrote for a challenge. For the most part I enjoy giving male villains girlfriends or daughters they never knew about or violent apprentices. XD But those are just ideas in my head...for now. As you'll see, I have multiple Batman parodies full of horrible OOCness. Don't worry, I'll rewrite them. Uh, sometime. Mostly because my perception of the Batverse and its rogue gallery has changed so much since I wrote those things. I've just go so many ideas, most of them involving Gotham's rogue gallery, but others are for Lion King, Treasure Planet, Lackadaisy, MLP: FiM, and so many others. Sooooooo many. What I Concrit and Why Yeah, you'll see a LOT of my more scathing reviews in the Batman Begins/The Dark Knight fandom as well as Batman: Arkham Asylum. I will mostly concrit Mary Sues, character bashing, and horrible OOCness. In particular where an otherwise badass, awesome villain is brought to his knees by some mushy-gushy, obnoxious teenage girl and they both start living and breathing angst. Ugh. Also, when I find a rule-breaking fic, I will review and I will report you. I take great joy in cleaning up the trash on this site. Anyway... That's all, folks! You can PM me, or talk to me at the two forums I mentioned. Happy reading! | |||||||
1. From the Underground reviewsDarcy visits a certain trickster god, but she's not exactly feeling herself. Oneshot.Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-18-12 - Darcy L. & Loki - Complete2. A Favor reviewsOne of Professor Crane's students asks him for something. Oneshot.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-10-11 - J. Crane - Complete3. The Triggerman's Apprentice » reviewsHe was a coldhearted, violent murderer. She was a shy, mousy teenage girl. But he lost a sister, and she lost a mother. A single death brought them together. Together, they'll rip their enemies apart. It won't be pretty...Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-11 - Mordecai H.4. Fire of Lightning, Roar of Thunder reviewsEven when Shen is a young boy, the soothsayer sees the storm brewing behind his eyes. Knowing what the future holds can be a painful curse. Fate refuses to bend. Written for The Domain's recent challenge.Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-11 - Soothsayer & Shen - Complete5. Nephrite's Story » reviewsAn awful Mary Sue salvaged from the depths of my old documents. Enjoy flaming this piece of crap: a young stray is chased away by her evil father to the Jellicles, until the time comes when she must confront her father.Cats - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-29-09 - Complete6. Going Up reviewsYou end up with the weirdest people on elevators. Spock romance, but not who you think.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-13-09 - Spock7. Forget Me Not reviewsOn the night he disguises hostages as his minions and pits two ferries against each other, the Joker gets a very unlikely visitor...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-3-08 - Joker - Complete8. A New Name reviewsIn this oneshot, Katfight has something to say to her boys... really important to people who like reading the 'Katfight' parodies!Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-21-08 - Joker - Complete9. Clowns Have Problems, Too reviewsWe meet the Katfight who lives in Gotham...and proves that the Joker CAN get annoyed. Expect weirdness...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-17-08 - Complete10. The Adventures of Katfight reviewsWarning: very AU and weird. Diane Kyle, Catwoman's daughter, doesn't want anything to do with anything femme fatale. But when the Joker threatens her community, she becomes...Katfight! Very campy and strange . MIGHT continue it...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete11. The Joker and the Chocolate Factory » reviewsSequel to "Batman of Oz", although you may not have to read that one to understand this. The Joker opens a chocolate factory, gets five teens in there, and forces the other villains and me to be his 'assistants'.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,248 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete12. Just Not Right reviewsA fangirl is inserted into her favorite Joker fantasy...but in a very unexpected way.Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-7-08 - Complete13. That Tough Girl reviewsThe scenario where a girl has confronted the Joker at the party is fast becoming cliche. Here's what would happen if a girl REALLY decided to try and stop him. Uh, kinda...Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 8-6-08 - Complete14. Batman of Oz reviewsSo...what happens when the characters and I get together to reenact the old classic, "Wizard of Oz"? Joker-y goodness, Rachel bashing, and very weird humor. Enjoy!Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-5-08 - Complete15. The REAL Mary Sue reviewsA parody of all those stories where a girl is sent into Middle-earth along with a Mary Sue. Very OC, somewhat rant-y.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-30-0816. The Stolen Heartbeat » reviewsWhen Angelus turned Buffy into a vampire, he expected her to fall under his control, not for her to rise up against him alongside Spike. Sprusilla, mild Spuffy. Rated M for torture and hints of nonconsensual sex.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 7-4-0817. Breaking Point, Part Deux reviewsSequel to "Breaking Point". Buffy talks with Spike about how immensely his treatment of her has changed. Don't worry, it's Spuffy. Revised ending. Set mid-season six.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-08 - Buffy S. & Spike - Complete18. Breaking Point reviewsBuffy confronts Dawn on the way she's treated her. Set mid-season six.Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-08 - Buffy S. & Dawn S. - Complete
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