Author has written 3 stories for A.T.O.M, and Justice League.

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Name: You can call me JoPo

Gender: Female

Place of birth: Alaska, United States and yes I live in an igloo, and yes I have a pet polar bear.

About Me:

Hey,

I live in Alaska and I can't live without snow. I'm a very sociable person. I have a crude sense of humor, so please don't take anything the wrong way. I can be very straight forward and blunt, I'm sorry if you find me offensive. I'm lazy as hell and would stay in bed all day if I could, although I love most sports, except for golf. I love making a fool of myself and my friends. I love to read and write, as you may have suspected from this profile page and the title of this website.

Writing is one of my favorite past times along with reading. Both are a way for me to vent out my frustrations and escape from any troubling situations. I have numerous stories on my laptop, however, all of them are bits and pieces. I get these amazing ideas and then begin to write, but then another idea will hit me and my attention will switch which I why I take so long to update.

I have definitely seen an improvement in my writing since I created this account in seventh grade, but I am still learning so please fell free to offer any advice you have, I will gladly except it.

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Story Up Dates:
Far Too Many Scars: I've finished Chapter 14!! It won't be published for awhile because it needs work, and I want to finish Chapter 15 before I post 14! My last two chapters!! Thank you guys so much for sicking with this story.

Lioness is Tired of Waiting: I can't bring myself to finish this. I think it might because I started it when I was so young and the ideas for the story have long since vanished. If any one wants to pick it up, or has ideas I'd be more than willing to hear you out.

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Books: If you'd like any recommendations send me a message.
Chronicles of Icemark Enchanted Forest Chronicles
Dragon Keeper Chronicles The First Law (trilogy)
Lords of the North All books by Anne Bishop Graceling
All Redwall Books and more...

Shows:
Avatar Ben 10 Digimon (the original season; se.2 isn't bad)
Bleach Justice League & Justice League Unlimited A.T.O.M.
Stoked Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Gilmore Girls
Boondocks Pokemon (the very first season, the original shit)
Power Rangers (again: the very first season, the original shit)
House (M.D.) Eureka South Park Daily Show with John Stewart
...and some.

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Funny:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

LG: Oy with the poodles already! (If you know what this means or where it comes from, all the more power to you ;)

Finn: Good Mourning New Haven!
Someone in the distant: Shut UP!
Finn: God has spoken to me, rather rudely
(Finn should have had a bigger part)

Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when some one hears the word 'Paris' in the same sentence as the word 'date',
jaws will drop, confused looks will cover face, words like 'why', and 'how', and 'Quick, Bob,
get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will imeadently fly out of people's mouths.

--When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!'
--Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster.
--I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?
--You can agree with me, or you can be wrong.
--If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
--Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
--Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
--There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves.
--I like you, when I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
--If the sky is the limit, what is space: over the limit?
--Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
--Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
--If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

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Later

-JoPo