Name: JoPo

Gender: female

Place of birth: Alaska, United States and yes i live in an igloo and yes i have a pet polar bear ;P

Messages:

Hey,

As you know my name is JoPo and I live in Alaska. Personality wise I'd say I have a great one. I'm a very sociable person. Most people think I'm a tom-boy, I guess I am, I wear a dress or skirt once a year...maybe. I have a very, very crude sense of humor, so please don't take anything the wrong way, if you don't know if I'm joking just ask me. I can be very straight forward and blunt. I can also be very bitchy and bossy, but I try not to be. I'm lazy as hell and would stay in bed all day if I could although I love most sports, except for golf! I should let you know I'm pretty insane, I am a very weird person and I must say I'm proud of it. I love having fun and goofing off, especially at the mall or around large group of people, I love making a fool of myself and my friends, we do it together. I like being unique.
When people insult me I usually ignore it, but if I do or say somthing that bothers you that much say it to my face, not behind my back, because you will regret it. I respect people who stand up to me cause it takes a lot of guts, I may be short, but I'm intimidating. Try not to piss me off because I'm strong and I know it, and I can use it. My friends are like a second family, what you say to them you're saying to all of us and we don't appreciate the bitchy stuck up pricks who look down on us, although we usually laugh as they walk by and give us disgusted looks. It's hard to insult us, we just take everything with a smile and wink, I freaks some people out. I love my friends and Hanging out with them, i can go to them for anything. My guy friends are the shit! I don't know what I would do without my friends, everyone in our close-knit group is athletic, crazy, and funny, we do have to girly girls, but we love them! They will forever be my best-friends!
I have one brother who is really cool. My mom and dad are pretty cool, too, they love to party and have a good time. I know they love, even when I'm being a typical teenager that they want to kick to the curb. I'm closer to my mom than my dad and I don't know why that is, but yeah.. I love my dad and I know I don't say it that often, even though I should, I'm glad he's there for me. Like everyone I argue with my parents, sometimes over the dumbest shit, and I get really frustrated with them, but I don't mean any harm. I one thing I hate is that my parents think they know whats it like to be in my place, in some cases yes, but for the most part, them growing up was a Hell of a lot different than it is now (they're kinda old), this is one of the reasons I can talk to my brother so much. I love my brother, when we were little we fought, now we don't, but I wish we did, because he may live here, but I Never see him.

Oh...by the way: I can't live without snow. I'm a straight A student, but I hate science and I'm not that great at it, but I pass with A's. And I want to smack Plato for inventing the academy, which was basically the first school.

If ya want to know anything 'bout Batman or Alaska feel free to e-mail me :)

I'm new at the fan-fiction thing so please excuse the crappy spelling. if there are any major mistakes please let me know. thanks.

I'm writing a fic about Batman(JLU) 'cause i love him. Im not gonna tell you anything about it 'cause I want you to read and review, changed my mind, I will; it's all about Batman and his past as Bruce and Bats; his childhood, teenage years, college years, years in jail (if you read the story you'll find out), becoming Batman, death of Rachel, etc.

Go to the Favorite Quotes for a good laugh. and if you want to hear a funny superhero joke go to the bottom.

READ: I'm sure everyone has heard the saying, "Because I said so." I hate that saying. My parents use it all the time. I have been trying to come up with a comeback that will stop the use of this hated say. Do realize if us "children" (not my choice of word) ever came up with a comeback to that stupid motherf--ing saying that parents would be screwed. They would stand there blubbering like a fish out of water, while we did our victory dance. I swear not to use this saying with my kids, when I have some. If you hate this saying the please help the cause and start think of a comeback!

by the way everything with (ME) next to it means: something I've done or said, something I want to do or say, I completely agree, or it applies to me somehow!

I'm a Leo.

Leo - The Boss (July 23 - Aug 22 )
Very organized. (That's me)
Need order in their lives - like being in control. (Love being in control ;)
Like boundaries. ('Eh)
Tend to take over everything. Bossy. (I'm very bossy)
Like to help Others. (Ture)
Social and outgoing. Extroverted. (I like to think so :)
Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. (Just ask my friends and family, i love them all)
Creative energy. (I've always got a crazy idea)
Full of themselves. (Too True)
Loving. (I love to love)
Doing the right thing is important to Leos. (Kinda Sorta)
Attractive. ('eh, I'm alright)

Books: Don't ever leave me in a book store alone I will suck it dry, my mom learned that the hard way, she left me in a book store for and hour and I spent 136 dollars on uses books. Anyway really good books (kinda in order most fav to fav);

Chronicles of Icemark ~ Enchanted Forest Chronicles ~ Dragon Keeper Chronicles ~ The First Law (trilogy) ~ nameless series (Song Sword is 3rd book) ~ King of the Wind ~ Boston Jane (trilogy) ~ All books by Judith Tarr or Anne Bishop ~ Nobody’s Princess/Nobody’s Prize ~ The Inheritance ~ Graceling ~ Gallagher Girls ~ All Redwall Books ~ The Summer King ~ Dark Warrior Rising ~ Princess Ben ~ The Telling Pool ~ Warrior Princess ~ Strong Bow Saga ~ Queen of Dragons ~ Pants on Fire ~ Boy vs. Girl ~ Secret Country (trilogy) ~ Heir Apparent ~ Clovermead ~ No More Dead Dogs ~ Sword of the Rightful King ~ Pit Dragon Chronicles ~ Basically anything with dragons, magic, vikings, knights, bloody battles, Mid-Evil times, Fantasy, and Ancient Greek Kings/Queens/worrior.

Shows:
Avatar ~ Ben 10 ~ Digimon (the original season; se.2 isn't bad) ~ Final Fantasy ~ Full Metal Panic ~ Saiyuki ~ Bleach ~ Justice League & Justice League Unlimited ~ A.T.O.M. ~ Stoked ~ Total Island Drama/Action ~ Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends ~ Gilmore Girls ~ Boondocks ~ Pokemon (the very first season, the original shit) ~ Power Rangers (again the very first season, the original shit) ~ House (M.D.) ~ Eureka ~ South Park ~ Daily Show with John Stewart ~ ...I'll think of some more

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guys clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling like a bunch of dickheads
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Logan sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm (Well, mine do, but normal girls don't)
4. We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

Quotes:

She's the Man

Monique: Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it. Okay?
Viola: Okay, does he have your number? 1-800-Beyotch?!

Viola: So you play the beautiful game... Bro? Brothers? Brethren?

Justin: Look no one breaks up over a stupid soccer issue, okay? Can you just be a girl for five seconds?
Viola: For five second? Okay, (counting on fingers) first of all it's not some stupid soccer issue, and you're a jerk. Oh look at that! Times up.
Viola: (Slaps Justin)

Duke: Just because you wear a wig doesn't prove you're a girl.
Viola: Okay then. (Lifts shirt up and flashes everyone.)
(Everyone whistles)
Random player: Merciful Jesus.
Justin: Viola?!
Viola: All right, so everybody understand?
Tobi: Yeah, I get it.
Viola: Okay.

GG

Oy with the poodles already!
(If you know what this means or where it comes from, all the more power to you ;)

Finn: Good Mourning New Haven!
Someone in the distant: Shut UP!
Finn: God has spoken to me, rather rudely
(I love Finn, he should have had a bigger part)

Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when some one hears the word 'Paris' in the same sentence as the word 'date',
jaws will drop, confused looks will cover face, words like 'why', and 'how', and 'Quick, Bob,
get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will imeadently fly out of people's mouths.
(I love Paris, she's a freak, but everyone needs one)

LG: Your first cop raided party. I am just so proud.
RG: M-om!
LG: I just wish I could have been there.
(blah blah blah...skip a little)
RG: Jess and Dean got into the fight.
LG: Over you!?
RG: I was a contributing factor.
LG: Was anyone hurt.
RG: No.
LG: And that's why the cops came and broke up the party.
RG: Yes.
LG: So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid?
RG: Yees.
LG: This fence is broken because of you. This crap is on the ground because of you!
RG: What's your point?
LG: sings Did you ever know that you're my hero, You're everything I wish I could be, If could fly higher than an eagle, You are the wind beneath my wings!

Richard: ...Now i have a stop over in Las Vegas, is there anything you want me to bring you back?
(Finn and Colin come down the stairs with boxes)
Finn: You safe return darling is all I need.
Richard: Who the hell are you?
Finn: Well if i knew that I could dismiss my therapist couldn't I... Though she's very hot.
Colin: I'm Colin McCrea.
(Blah, Blah, Blah...)
Richard: Y-you... you'll have...? (Colin picks box up) What are you doing with that? That's my tennis racket.
Finn: I told you she didn't point to the closet on the right.
Colin: Then I have no idea which closet she was pointing to.
Finn: I supposed these humidors aren't hers either. Pity! Any chance you're sick of them?
Richard: You--
Finn: I promis to give them a nice home and show them a picture of you ever year at Christmas.
Richard: (points up the stairs, walks away)
Finn: Very tall man that one.

Ten Things I Hate About You - Movie

Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

Ghostbusters

Dr. Ray Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. pause This man has no dick.

Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.

I Don't like Superman. He's too nice. He's gentle and kind and all the stuff. Just too nice. He's good looking. He's powerful. He's happy all the time. Everyone loves him. The govorment. The people. Metropolis. They all Love him. "GAH" (Chokes). And how the HELL does he get away with glasses. Please glasses, come on we're not that dumb. Try a wig. HE is so dense. He's super gullible too. And way too cheerful. I hate him and the way he thinks and all that shit about him. I HATE him.

I Love the Flash. Wally/Barry West is the comic relief. He is funny and the guy who lightens the mood. He's Super Fast. He let's others do the thinking. He is worst nightmare is Batman and his BatGlares. He loves pulling pranks with Green Arrow. And he loves stealing J'onn's oreos and ticking off Batman.

I Love the Joker. He is super funny. He has awesome hair. Great fashion sense. The face paint is amazing and looks good on him. He is so cool. Everyone knows he is in total love with Batman (why would he keep him alive for so long??) I LOVED Heath Ledger playing him in: The Dark Knight. He did such a great job. It made me love the Joker even more (he wasn't gay for Batman in that movie though).

I hate Lex Luthor. He is so Lame. I'd just give up. Seriously. He gets defeated over and over and over and over...Batman deserves all the credit for kicking his butt though, he figures out his plans, while Superman just does the psychical beating.

I LOVE BATMAN. I loved Batman before the movies i've read the comics (I'm a Batman nerd, I know everything about him, if you have any questions just e-mail me, i should be able to answer them) He is the coolest Hero EVER. How he watches over Gotham and her people. He protects them because he hates to see people lose their own family. I also love his mask, the real one, the Bruce Wayne mask. I know there is a caring, loving, smiling, Bruce beneath Bruce Wayne and Batman who is crying because he will never see his parents again. He looks like a GOD. Deep Blue eyes, Thick Black hair, an amazing Body covered in Muscle, and one of the Smartest people every to live. He's a philanthropist. He does all he can to prevent Gotham from falling apart. She knows he is her Prince and she protects him because he believes in her and he sees his home, a wonderful, place while others see a dark, dank, unruly hell hole that has been corrupted by her villains, that's why she does all she can to protect her Prince of Night, of Shadows. Batman never stops, ever, he deserves a break (I love WW/BM pairings). Every time his eyes close in sleep, it comes, the horrible nightmare, that haunts him day in and day out. Batman does whatever he wants--well as long as Alfred doesn't find out. His BatGlares scare even Superman, thats saying something. I think if Batman had any one power a League member had he would be unstoppable, undefeatable, invincible, you all know it, i just said it. He is afraid of nothing. Everyone is afraid of him, even Diana, just a little. I LOVE BATMAN, BRUCE WAYNE, and BRUCE. (he is NOT GAY)

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Sayings i think A Lot of people think are funny:

--When life gives you lemons, throw them back at em and say 'make your own damn lemonade!' (ME)
--Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk besides me either. Just leave me the # alone!
--For all those people who talk about me, THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD! (ME)
--If ignorance was trully bliss, I'd be the happiest person in the world. (ME)
--East to the sea, West to the land...DEATH TO THE BITCH THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!
--I love you. Pfft! (ME)
--I wish I were a moutain, I wish I were a boat, I wish I were a sailor goin FLOAT FLOAT FLOAT! But I'm not a moutain, mountains are too tall! And I'm not a boat, cuz boats are sinkable! I am a sailor, a sailor scout! I take my cookies and go OUT OUT
OUT!
--I'mma little teapot short and spout, here is my handle and here is my...other...handle...wait a minute, I'mma sugar cup, WTF! (ME)
--When did I realize I was god? Well...I was praying one after noon...and I realized... I was talkin to myself... (ME)
--Whenever you feel pissed off at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them...AND YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! (ME)
--Jesus loves you. The rest of us think you're an idiot. (ME)
--I work very hard - please don't expect me to think as well. (ME)
--Creativity is great, but plagerism is faster. (ME)
--It takes a big man to cry. It takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.
--Ok...so...what's the speed of dark?
--You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to sky dive TWICE.
--If only i could get that great feeling of accomplishment without having to accomplish anything! (ME)
--If everything seems to being going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something... (ME)
--They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere. (ME)
--If life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then, when life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach 'em. (ME)
--I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do, kill me? (ME)
--A good friend will bring you bale money when you're in jail. A best friend will be right beside you saying, "We f#cked uuuuuup."(ME)
--I'm not afraid of death...I just don't want to be there when it happens. (ME)
--To often we loose sight of life’s simple pleasure, remember when someone annoys you it takes forty-two muscles in your face to frown. BUT, it only takes four muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motha'@#& .
--F#ck 'em. And everyone else who can't see life for what it really is--a joke. (ME)
--It takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it takes only four to raise my middle finger and say, "bit me, bitch!" (ME)
--I break for...OH SHIT NO BRAKES! (ME)
--Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
--I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions? (ME)
--I know...I know...pull over.
--If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. (ME)
--If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
--I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass. (ME)
--Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
--Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage..."
--A good friend will bring you bail money when you're in jail. A BEST friend will be right in the cell next to you saying, "You have GOT to learn to run faster!" (ME)
--Insane people never know that they're insane. It's the sane ones you have to worry about. Because they know they're insane. And they know how to use it.
--I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. (ME)
--When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me. (ME)
--There are three kinds of peoples in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
--Curiosity killed the cat. But for a while I was a suspect. (ME)
--I have a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while I turn it on and off. On and off. On and off. The other day I got a call from a woman in France saying "Cut it out!"
--The other day I ...uh, no, that wasn't me... (ME)

NEW
--Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth. (ME)
--Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
--Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done. (ME)
--You can agree with me, or you can be wrong. (ME)
--You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal.
--I'm right 98 of the time, who cares about the other 3. (ME)
--I didn't commit a crime, I just failed to comply with the law. (ME)
--The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
--If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it. (ME)
--People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't.
--Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. (ME)
--I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
--I'd kill for a nobel peace prize.
--If at first you dont succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
--If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. (ME)
--If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
--If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
--If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?.
--I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t. (ME)
--Bravery is just a nice way of saying stupidity. (ME)
--Don't think of yourself as an ugly person...just a beautiful monkey.
--Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. (ME)
--SAVE THE EARTH - it's the only planet that has chocolate. (ME)
--What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
--Ambition is just a lame excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. (ME)
--Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs. (ME)
--You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're an idiot. (ME)
--I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay. (ME)
--A friend wipes your tears when your rejected; a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" (ME)
--When you're blue, a good friend will ask what's wrong. A true friend will try to dislodge what's chocking you. (ME)
--A good friend will help you up when you fall. A true friend will laugh at you and then trip you again. (ME)
--You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name. (ME)
--Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you, they don’t laugh. (ME)
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me. (ME)
--I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! (ME)
--There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest have to test the electric fence for themselves. (ME)
--I once shot a man just to watch him die...but I got distracted and missed it.
--A friend helps you up when you fall; a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" (ME)
--I like you, when I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless. (ME)

I love humor!

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. (ME)
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

My mother taught me RELIGION. (ME)
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. (ME)
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

My mother taught me LOGIC. (ME) a million times over.
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

My mother taught me IRONY. (ME) time 100.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

My mother taught me about WEATHER. (ME)
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. (ME)
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. (ME) times 100.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY. (ME)
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. (ME)
"Just wait until we get home."

My mother taught me about RECEIVING. (ME)
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

My mother taught me HUMOR. (ME)
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

My mother taught me GENETICS. (ME)
"You're just like your father."

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My mother taught me WISDOM. (ME)
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

My mother taught me about JUSTICE. (ME)
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

These are just some things to think about.

--If the sky is the limit, what is space: over the limit?
--If two wrongs dont make a right, try three
--If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'
--Whose cruel idea was it to have an s in the word lisp?
--If a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware?
--When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
--If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
--Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
--Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
--If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
--Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
--Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
--How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
--Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
--Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
--Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
--Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
--Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
--How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
--If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
--Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
--Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
--Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
--Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
--If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
--You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
--Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?
--If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
--If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
--If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
--If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

SuperHero Joke

So this lady walks into a bar and goes up to this man and asks, "Watcha' drinkin?"
He replies, "A magic Beer."
"I don't, believe you; Prove it," she demands.
"Okay," the man says. He takes a sip the beer, jumps out the window and flys around the building three times.
The lady is so amazed she asks him to do it again. The man takes another sip and jumps out the window and circles the building three more times.
The lady reaches for the beer, "Let me try."
The man hands her the beer and she takes a sip and jumps out the window; she falls to her death.
The bartender looks at the man," God, Superman, you're such an ass when you're drunk."

(Hahahahahahahahaha...(wipes tears away) i love this joke :)

Later
-JoPo