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since: 07-01-08, id: 1621352, Profile Updated: 09-03-09
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Author has written 30 stories for Stargate: Atlantis, Bones, NCIS, Psych, and Star Trek: 2009.

Hi all, thought it was about time I created something to go on my profile. I'm a college student, Art major, in Michigan. My current tv obsessions are Stargate Atlantis, NCIS, Psych and Star Trek 2009.

I've written like a dozen or so fics for SGA mostly featuring Ronon cuz he's totally hot, and one Bones one and I'm working on some NCIS stuff as well. I have created a community for NCIS while I work on some fics for that fandom and it's called 'The Man, They Myth, The Legend' featuring any stories I read that have particularly well done characterization for my fave Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, so if he's your kinda guy you should check it out.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Fun things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22)WHEN you get inside jump on everyone there.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

-pj

My Fave Quotes -

Stargate Atlantis:

"Converting a human body into energy and sending it millions of light years through a wormhole. Bloody insanity."
"Come on, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?"
"I was already on an alien planet!"
- Beckett and Sheppard, "Poisoning The Well"

"The Geneva Convention prohibits experimentation on prisoners."
"Had the Wraith attended the Geneva Convention they would have tried to feed on everyone there."
- Dr Weir and Major Sheppard, "Poisoning The Well"

"Doctor Fumbles McStupid over here was in way over his head!"
"Yes, yes, I made a mistake trying to save your life. Now, do you want to try to fix it, or do you want to continue to berate me some more?"
"I'm perfectly capable of doing both at the same time."
- McKay and Zelenka, working as a team, "Duet"

"We had no means to fight the Wraith. We are a simple, peaceful people."
"We're peaceful too, but the good news is, we have the means to put up a helluva fight."
"You have fought the Wraith before?"
"Lots of times. Won some battles; lost some. War's not over by a long shot, but we're managing to hold our own."
"And the clowns?"
"'The clowns'? Oh, yeah, the clowns. We fight them too — entire armies, spilling out of Volkswagons. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending 'em in!"
- Neera and Sheppard, "The Hive"

"I did this. I'm responsible for the destruction of my own planet."
"If anyone was going to do it, it'd be you."
- McKay and Ronon, "No Man's Land"

"I'm sorry to put you in this position but you are the only person besides Colonel Sheppard and General O'Neill who've actually fired a drone from that Chair."
"Ironically, they're the two people I nearly killed when I did that."
- Weir and Beckett, "Misbegotten"

"Look, asking me to do performance evaluations is ridiculous. I am the first person to admit I don't know who these people are, nor do I care to. Look, if you'd like, I can take you down the halls to the labs and just point at the people who annoy me more than the rest, but that's as useful as I get."
- McKay, "First Strike"

NCIS:

Pilot-
TSA Agent Dennis: NCIS? That anything like CSI?
Tony: Only if you're dyslexic.

Tony: Gibbs'll get in. He's got clearance that'll let him see the dead aliens buried in Area 51.
Kate: Because he probably killed them.

Kate: What's your clearance?
Tony: Confidential.
Kate: Confidential? What'd you do? Kill someone in high school?
Tony: Hah. Funny, Kate. They screwed up my paperwork with another agent.
Gibbs: Yeah, DiNozzo died in a car crash last month. Very tragic.
Tony: They yanked my clearance and now I have to take a physical to get it back.
Kate: Why is that?
Tony: To prove that I'm still alive.

Frame Up-
Tony: Yes, I ripped a glove at the scene. It seems a little sloppy for a federal agent who investigates crime scenes, but, you know, those are the breaks when you're a homicidal maniac dumping butchered women's remains out in the woods in the middle of the night! Right?

Boxed In-
Tony: I'm not getting any reception. How about you?
Ziva: I'm bra-less
Tony: I noticed that earlier, but on your phone they're bars.

Abby: as Gibbs How long, Abby? (as herself) Well it's gonna take some time, and the stuff doesn't smell very good; I don't think that laundry was a great... priority--(as Gibbs) Abs!(as herself) two hours. (as Gibbs) You got one. Anything else? (As herself) Yes. As a matter of fact, this (hands him a cup of coffee) is for you.
Gibbs: Why?
Abby: For getting me out of sensitivity training. We were about to do trust falls and the guys in administration have... wandering hands. (as Gibbs) Just give me their names, Abs, and I'll brick 'em for you. (as herself) I know you would, Gibbs. And that is why I love you.

Tony: Every time I bring a date home, my neighbor complains about the noise.
Ziva: What... her shouting 'no means no!'?

Bloodbath-
Gibbs: Why didn't you come to me Abby?
Abby: Because Gibbs, I wanted him restrained. Not beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat.

Gibbs: DiNozzo, stop eating the evidence.

Bury Your Dead-
Tony: Hey! My car blew up this morning, did you do that?

Agent Afloat-
(Tony on a video feed with McGee from aboard an aircraft carrier)
Tony: Is this hacking, McGee? Are we hacking?
McGee: We are not hacking, Tony.
Tony: But it is illegal, right? Don't answer that. I know it's illegal. I'm having fun.

Agent Afloat-
(Tony on a video feed with McGee from aboard an aircraft carrier)
McGee: Are you alone?
Tony: Oh, yeah. Just me and five thousand of my closest friends. I am never alone!

Cloak-
Ziva: What is this place?
Soldier: It's classified.
Tony: Classified... what have you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot? ... That only leaves one thing.

Ziva and McGee: (in unison) Unicorn!

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1. Abigail » reviews
Abby and Gibbs are tighter than blood now, but it wasn't always that way. Sometimes the greatest gifts, come at the greatest cost. Pre-series, friendship, Father/daughter.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,678 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 5-27-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
2. The CMOs Daughter » reviews
Someone once dared him to do better and it has made all the difference. Now he has the chance to give someone else the same chance he was once given, if only she would take it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,136 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 9-16-09 - J. Kirk & L. McCoy/Bones
3. Between The Lines » reviews
A drabble/oneshot series based on lines from the show that reveal something previously unexplored about the characters. Line suggestions welcome. Genres and pairings will vary. Chapter 15- “DiNozzo men don't cry."
NCIS - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 4-1-09
4. Snow Day » reviews
Abby's got a hinky feeling about Tony's cough. But with Gibbs out on a case and the entire city snowed in, the responsibility of keeping Tony healthy - and alive- falls squarely on her shoulders. Abby/Tony friendship and Tony whump -Chapter 8 is REPOSTED
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 180 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 6-4-09 - Abby S. & Tony D. - Complete
5. She Thinks She Needs Him reviews
Five times Ronon saved Jennifer and one time she returned the favor. Gotta love some R/K action.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-2-09 - Ronon D. & Jennifer K. - Complete
6. Stalkercalifragilisticexpialidangerous reviews
An old friend comes to town and Shawn is convinced she's in danger. Gus isn't so sure, but is along for the ride anyway.
Psych - Rated: K - English - General/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-25-09 - Shawn S.
7. Life is Wonderful reviews
Angsty reaction piece to the episode 'Semper Fidelis' so, SPOILERs for that if you haven't seen it. DiNozzo centric and Tissue Warning. One shot. - 'It's not really that far to rock bottom. Not as far as most people would think, anyway.'
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-12-09 - Tony D. - Complete
8. The Good, Bad and Ugly reviews
A reaction to the preview for 'Semper Fidelis', could possibly be considered a spoiler so if you're sensitive to that sort of thing, might want to skip this one. Oneshot with lots of Abby to make up for her tiny role in Legend.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-09
9. The Legend MIA reviews
Two Missing/Extended scenes from 'The Legend'. Just another take on a few things that happened with Abby in the episode that I thought could have/ should have been handled differently. Abbycentric.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-3-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs
10. Getting Read In » reviews
Promised sequel to 'It's Need to Know'. Kelly discovers the CIA is not as easy to get rid of as she'd hoped, Tony discovers dating the Boss' daughter can be hazardous to his health and Gibbs is just trying to make sure nobody ends up dead.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,055 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 4-14-09 - Published: 2-21-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Tony D. - Complete
11. Princess of the Dark » reviews
Abby hadn’t questioned it when he’d pushed his small overnight bag into the trunk of her car. Gibbs wondered if it was b/c she knew there was no point in arguing, or b/c she'd always known he'd come. He liked to think it was the latter. Gabby friendship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 2-27-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
12. Sounds Like Home reviews
The only thing that ever made sense to him was the sound of his little girl laughing. Gibbs is home on leave.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
13. Not Sick » reviews
A response to something Gibbs said in SWAK that I found interesting. Abby rolled her eyes, "you're the most sick looking 'not sick' person I've ever seen." Gibbs/Abby/Tony friendship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-19-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete
14. It's Need To Know » reviews
...and who the hell decided that HE didn't? - Gibbs wants answers, and the team dutifully delivers, but no one is quite ready for what all the digging turns up. Least of all, Gibbs himself.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,670 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 1-28-09 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
15. Foregone Innocence » reviews
In a galaxy where survival comes first, one's innocence is often the first thing to be sacrificed. Ronon whump and team angst - ain't nothin better. Will probably be slight pairings sprinkled througout. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 12-10-08 - Ronon D. & John S. - Complete
16. Let Your Fingers Do The Talking reviews
She was the only thing he got in his third divorce that he actually wanted to keep. Abby/Gibbs friendship
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-22-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
17. Of All The Things To Say reviews
It was probably the nicest thing Gibbs had ever said to him, and the one thing he didn't say gave her hope. Thoughts on Gibbs from Abby and Tony's POV.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-16-09 - Abby S. & Tony D. - Complete
18. One day A Year reviews
It's been fifteen years, Abbs." "I know. But don't try and tell me that means it doesn't hurt." Oneshot Gibbs/Abby friendship.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-11-09 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
19. This is the Next Time, ALT Ending reviews
So...what if Remy hadn't died in that tragic building collapse? Remy/Ronon, cuz the girl who turned Ronon's world upside down just had to come back for more. RononOC
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-17-08 - Ronon D. - Complete
20. This is the Next Time » reviews
He'd sworn that 'next time' he wouldn't be wrong. But being right could cost him dearly. Four months and a brown-haired pilot turn Ronon's world upside down - Inspired by my tag to the Lost Tribe 'Wrong' RononOC
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 75 - Updated: 11-13-08 - Published: 10-24-08 - Ronon D. - Complete
21. Head and Heart, Bones reviews
Tag to 'Verdict in the Story'. Booth's POV oneshot. Booth/Bones friendship.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-9-08 - S. Booth - Complete
22. The Harder They Fall » reviews
SGA1 is on a previously thought to be uninhabited planet and they’re running short on bullets, options and time. Ronon whump, team fic plus a CMO. R/K after The Lost Tribe.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-23-08 - Published: 10-19-08 - Ronon D. & Jennifer K. - Complete
23. You Can't Save Me » reviews
The story behind Ronon's favorite knife, and the one person he couldn't save. Slight R/K
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,882 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-15-08 - Published: 10-10-08 - Ronon D. - Complete
24. Wrong reviews
Tag to The Lost Tribe. How could he have been so wrong? Ronon angst, cuz it's the best kind.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-12-08 - Ronon D. - Complete
25. Starlight reviews
A Ronon/Keller fluff story about a cool room I think should exist in Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-8-08 - Jennifer K. & Ronon D. - Complete
26. The Lost Children of Atlantis » reviews
A mysterious group of young people come to Atlantis with an offer the team can't refuse. But it becomes clear the Lanteans new 'allies' have some big secrets that could put everything, and everyone, in jeopardy. Est. Ronon/Keller and budding Shep/Teyla
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,877 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete
27. Anoch reviews
I just figured, life in Pegasus can't ALWAYS conform to be born, try not to get eaten by wraith, have some kids, try not to get eaten by wraith and die. There's got to be SOME fun, right? No real plot, just some weirdness that came from my brain.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-17-08 - Complete
28. Tough Cookie reviews
Fluffy oneshot because I felt like it. Ronon/Keller. Knifes and leather inside...
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-15-08 - Jennifer K. & Ronon D. - Complete
29. Broken Honor » reviews
He would not submit. He would die before he'd submit. And now, he wishes he had. Rononcentric Angst. Multichap tag for Broken Ties.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,577 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-8-08 - Published: 7-26-08 - Ronon D.
30. The Strong, Silent Type reviews
End Tag to 'The Seed' because I needed s'more Ronon time. John/Ronon friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-21-08 - Ronon D. & John S. - Complete
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