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since: 07-02-08, id: 1621911, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for D.Gray-Man, Shaman King, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

(:3= I am the Walrus!

name: aviantei

Age: none of your business

DOB: July 14 (so you can send me presents)

gender: female

Occupation: otaku, band geek dimension traveler

status: single

colors: any thing but frufru pink...(shudder)

foods: spaghetti with Alfredo, sea food, Chinese, ramen

drinks: tea apple juice, Gatorade, certain kinds of coffee, vitamin water, life water

anime im glued to right now: Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

song im glued to right now: Anything by Dave Matthews Band

manga im glued to right now: Shaman King

well, this is the "lazy version" if you want to correct any errors or know any thing else, let me know. :)

"A single line across the paper. A horizon line, maybe? But also a opening for darkness to pour in..." Duma Key, Stephen King

Alrighty, Stories I write, etc...

Story: Exception

Series: D. Gray-man

Summary: There were plenty of things Yu Kanda hated. In fact, most people were convinced of the fact that he hated everything. But, that wasn’t exactly true. There was something that Kanda actually liked. Or should I say someone… AU KandaXOC

Status: Working. I've been attempting to work out the next kinks in the plot line. Sorry for all time...

Story: Aviantei

Series: Shaman King

Summary: Lon Ivy didn't know what she was getting into that night when Hao pulled her from the flames. But in all honesty, neither did he... HaoXOC Based off Manga. My version of events.

Status: Working, mainly cause I just hit a Shaman King bit. Hopefully I'll update this one in large amounts sometime soon.


Story: Dt: FMA: Side Story: The Military Festival

Series: Fullmetal Alchemist

Summary: Parody: A little thing we call FMA in all it's DT-ified glory. Due to casual Conversation, the entire military is buzzing about who would win: Kelsey Elric or Paige Mustang? Insanity insues. Explanation waiting inside for those brave enough. One-Shot

Status: Complete.

Comments: Part of one project that is part of a larger project that my dear friend l3371 and I are working on...

Story: Of Easter and Lavi

Series: D. Gray-man

Summary: There is no Easter Bunny but there IS an Easter Rabbit. And this is his attempt at getting some holiday spirit to the Black Order... One-Shot.

Status: Complete

Comments: Something I thought of while talking to l3371. Too funny of an idea not to write...

Other Stories I'm Working on (Non-Posted):

1. Koka ya Genzai (Past and Present)- D.Gray-man- The main story for the DGM OC from Exception. First chapter up when I'm done re-doing it.

2. The Kamaitachi Chronicles- Fullmetal Alchemist- Featuring my FMA OC. Will be up whenever I'm completely happy with the first chapter.

3. Initiation to ACROSS- Excel Saga- An old Excel One-Shot I found the other day. Will go up if I feel like typing it.

Note:98 percent of our teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't copy & paste this in your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't write this to your profile.

Abortion is murder, and so is taking stem cells form unborn babies. If you agree, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, nihogoneko, Cauryn Terenkey, aviantei

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your head off, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

Never done it .

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

I adore solitare, so i play it when ever i get bored on occasion i do use real cards. Though i do play free cell more often. ... On the computer of course.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

not really... May be true for my friends to me though...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

yup. very true

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

No, but this other server fits the picture!!

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

Yup

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

most definetly

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

i think that was the case

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

oh crap

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

On the floor laughing

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and I know you did.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Izzyklausfanficwriter, Supergirl VS Stargirl, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold,Depthmon, aviantei

If you think those kids should just give the damned Rabbit some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy this into your profile.

If you ever cursed loudly and then realized your parents were standing nearby, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate racism,copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Simon Cowell Speaks the truth copy and paste this into you profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 26 of 2006 just because it was "too small" or "off it's orbit" for a couple scientist's likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet copy and paste this into your profile!

If you like singing songs at random points of the day... copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the back yard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever dreamed that you tried to eat some one or something, copy and paste this into your profile.

There is a new law in California that states:

"If anyone tries to molest a butterfly, they'll receive a 500 fine."

Well its true! If you believe instead of wasting our money on stupid laws like this, we should be fixing the state highways and other important things that should be fixed. Then copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If sarcasm is your first and favorite language, copy this into your profile.

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist (Blare!), copy this into your profile.

If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile.

If you're one heck of a Anime/Manga freak, add your name to this list and put it in your profile. HarpieAna, Depthmon, aviantei

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile.

If you love to read, Copy and paste into your profile.

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If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has pulled it off: Elvis." -Mulder, X-Files

If you think we should all go bother Snape...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have your own little world...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction..copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have ever forgotten what the topic of your conversation was...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If you have no idea why someone started these copy and paste quotes...copy and paste this on you're profile

If you spend hours wishing the characters of Eragon were real...copy and paste this on you're profile.

"On the first day of Christmas, Nee-san went to work!" "M-chan, it's May." "Cinco de Mayo?" "It's the fifteenth." "Happ-" "No." "M-" "No." "Feliz Navidad?" "That's Christmas again..." -Me and my friend, DT.

If you think the Cocoa puff turkey bird thing should go to rehab...copy and pastes this on you're profile

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin waffles already...copy and paste this on you're profile.

A list of stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

Stereotypes I fit under are bolded, so if you hate stereotypes and want people to shut up, put this on your own profile and make it known how stupid stereotypes are!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Crimson.Haven, wolfpup026, aviantei

If you like bananas, go eat one...

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1. Exception » reviews
There were plenty of things Yu Kanda hated. In fact, most people were convinced of the fact that he hated everything. But, that wasn’t exactly true. There was something that Kanda actually liked. Or should I say someone… AU KandaXOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,763 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Kanda
2. Aviantei » reviews
Lon Ivy didn't know what she was getting into that night when Hao pulled her from the flames. But in all honesty, neither did he... HaoXOC Based off Manga. My versio of events.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-15-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Hao A.
3. Of Easter and Lavi
There is no Easter Bunny, but the IS an Easter Rabbit. And this is his attempt at getting some holiday spirit to the Black Order... One-Shot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Published: 4-15-09 - Lavi - Complete
4. DT: FMA: Side Story: The Military Festival
Parody: A little thing we call FMA in all it's DT-ified glory. Due to casual Conversation, the entire military is buzzing about who would win: Kelsey Elric or Paige Mustang? Insanity insues. Explanation waiting inside for those brave enough. One-Shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 3-11-09 - Complete
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