Hi I love writing stories although I know I am not very good at it. I have deleted several stories which I do not think I will ever be able to finish although I may rewrite them later on. Also most of my stories I like to write and then rewrite to improve the first try so I welcome constructive critisism but no flames if you think my stories bad please tell me why.

Disclaimer:

I own nothing in any of my stories apart from a few Oc's everything you recognize belongs to the appropriate authors, actors, singers, directors, producers or woever else owns them.

Challanges

Doctor who

Write a master/martha pairing oneshot or multichaptered story. Must be set after Last of the time lords.

Robin Hood

Write a Djaq/ Guy of Gisbourne pairing oneshot can be fluffy or dark or nything else you feel like.

Merlin

Uther and Nimueh pst fic doesn't have to be romance but can be, prompt: Arthur and Merlin are two sides of the same coin. But beofre there was Arthur and Merlin there ws Uther and Nimueh.

My favourite books are

Lord of the flies (Jack and Simon are my fave characters)

Harry Potter (Belltrix Lestrange, Tonks and the weasley twins are my fave charcters)

Anne rices vampire chronicles (Lestat, Marius and David Talbot)

Lord of the rings (Aragon, Gandalf and Eowyn)

Anything by shakespeare (mainly Macbeth and Julius ceasar)

My fave tv shows are:

Doctor who (Marthas my fave assistant, the masters my fave villan)

Torchwood (Owen and Tosh, why'd they kill off the 2 best chracters?)

The simpsons (Bart, Lisa and Sideshow bob)

The young ones (Vvyan)

Mighty boosch (Vince and Naboo)

Robin Hood (Djaq, Isabella and Guy of Gisbourne)

My fave movies are:

Pirtes of the carribean (Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones)

V for vendetta (V and Gordon)

Kill bill (Oran Ishi)

League of extrodinary Gentlemen (Dorian and Mina)

The Dark knight (the Joker)

Favourite anime

naruto (kakashi, Orochimaru, Itachi and Hinata)

Inuyasha (Naraku, Sesshomaru, Rin)

Favourite pairings (non oc)

Daniel/ Betty (ugly Betty)

Master/Martha (Doctor who)

Sesshomaru/Rin (Inuyasha)

DavyJones/Tiadalma (pirates of the caribean)

Jack/Ianto (Torchwood)

Owen/Tosh (Torchwood)

Arthur/Merlin (Merlin)

Arthur/fem Merlin (Merlin)

Gwen/Lancelot (Merlin)

Morganna/Uther (Merlin)

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

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you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking copy and paste this on your profile

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If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile (A comment from Sister to the Dark Lord: Who hasn't?)

If your friends act like idiots and you keep relativley sane copy and paste this into your profile

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

You know you have been on the computer TOO long when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.