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| JoyHeart |
Author has written 32 stories for South Park, Pokémon, Supernatural, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Ouran High School Host Club, Death Note, and Harry Potter. NOTICE: Due to this whole M-purge FF.Net is doing, I'm going to be removing 'Castiel and Dean's Realisations' from this site, and putting that and the rest of my content here on the site 'Archive of Our Own'. If anything here is deleted, and I don't think there's much that would be but if anything IS, you can find it there. I'm sad that this website is finally cracking down on the lawless debauchery, it is a sad day for us all. But we must cope with it and try to migrate to other websites now that will suppose our interests. Archive of Our Own Profile: http://archiveofourown.org/users/JoyHeart/pseuds/JoyHeart Станьте одним из Матушка-Россия, да? As of Nov. 2, 2012, here is my story status: South Park Ultimate Gayness Saga: 3 stories completely, ultimate status is disbanded until further notice. OC Story Gone Weird: Indefinite Hiatus Not All Arrogance: A Gary Oak Love Story In progress, updates are slow but definitely still coming. To You, The One I Loved: If I ever find time to do proper research it WILL be updated. S-someday. Someday. I-I have no idea when... I Ordered Russia Online. I Didn't Get Him.: Part 15 is coming. Really. But it'll likely be a while since I'm trying to write an actual original novel. It is about a wizard. Excitement to all, I know. But I'm not finished with this story, so don't worry about it. I have something of interest though, I drew a pic which is now on DeviantArt of my OC and her Units. Well, the nation ones anyway, so no Gilbird, Kumajirou, Panda-aru or Tony. But the rest. Here you may find it: http://joydawn.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d50yw6c and in colour here: http://joydawn.deviantart.com/art/I-Ordered-Russia-Online-Fam-Colour-306451573 Russian Fairy Tales With Ivan Braginski: This is updated sporadically, but I doubt I'll ever end it completely. Too much fun to write. ABOUT ME (since I figure you may as well know) Name: Joy Age: 20 Location: Ontario, Canada Current Favourite Fandom: Hetalia Axis Powers and World Series Fav Pairings of the fandom (but not the only ones I read by a long shot): RussiaXAmerica, RussiaXCanada, RussiaXPrussia, GermanyXItaly, FranceXEngland, SpainXRomano, AustriaXPrussia, AustriaXHungary Name twelve of your favourite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order. Russia Japan France England Canada America Sweden N. Italy Germany 10. Prussia 11. Austria 12. Hungary 1) Have you read a five/ten fic before? 2) Do you think three is hot? How hot? 3) What would happen if six got one pregnant? 4) Do you recall any good fics about nine? 5) Would seven and two make a good couple? 6) Four/eight or four/nine? 7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. America didn’t mean to look at Japan’s laptop, but it was sitting right there, open and everything! Sure he had to bypass a firewall or two but... wait. What the hell is that... is that porn? By why are there tentacles and... god that girl looks like she’s 14! Oh crap, Japan’s here! Does he have sake on his breath? What does he mean he wants to show me- NO! NO, BAD JAPAN! (Japan/America in that order) 9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? 10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. 11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic? 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash? 13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose? 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? 16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight. Gilbert knew his brother loved the Italian. He knew that No matter what the Italian said, he still had feelings for Ludwig. But when Feliciano panted beneath him, staring up at him with that adorable look of desire, he was willing to forget these things, to forget what would happen when his brother found out, forget what would happen when his bed mate realised who he truly cared for. He would forget, and enjoy what was in front of him. He was just awesome like that. 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Okay so... Russia hears that being on the bottom feels pretty good and he wants to try. He doesn’t want to lose authority over his Baltics and he wants someone who won’t tell anyone else. Originally he considers Yao, but is turned down sharply. He then picks England because he believes England would at least know how being the bottom feels and would know how to make it feel really good. England does end up agreeing, and sexiness ensues. I suppose. I mean, it’s a bit of an odd situation for them... 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? 20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? 21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? 22) Would you write Two/Four/Five? 23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? 24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 25) What is Six's super-secret kink? 26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? 27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? 28) "One (Russia) and Nine (Germany... okay) are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four (England... damn Germany, I already said it wouldn't work between you two!). One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Austria... really Austria? Were you drunk?) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Hungary... you bet it’s unhappy! Dumping Austria for his ex-wife WTF), then follows the wise advice of Five (Canada. Good choice of advisor.) and finds true love with Two. (Japan and Russia? Yeah... I don't know. But then, Japan likes cute things...)" What title would you give this fic? 29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? NO! NO! NO! Sweden/Finland FOREVER AND EVER BABY. And same sentiments to Germany/N. Italy. So SUCK IT PROFILE POLE I’M DONE | |||||||||
1. I Ordered Russia Online I Didn't Get Him » reviewsI didn't bother asking what a 'unit' was. It was Ivan freaking Braginski related and damn it I wanted one! Unfortunately stupid company is stupid and did not send me what I asked for. Based on "est. 1995"'s Formerly Lollidictator manuals, here's my story. I feel unoriginal.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,254 - Reviews: 275 - Updated: 5-9-13 - Published: 12-8-10 - Prussia & Russia2. Drained reviewsAlfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizeficHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-5-12 - America & Russia - Complete3. Russian FairyTales with Ivan Braginski » reviewsIvan has decided he wants to share his old folktales with all of you lovely Hetalia fans! He's even got his Baltics and some other countries to help him! Possibly by force. Rated so I can do whatever I please. Also... it's very much crack.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,994 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 10-15-12 - Published: 6-27-11 - Russia & Lithuania4. Two Feathers reviewsThe year is 1892 and Albus Dumbledore is helping is friend Garrik Ollivander procure a feather from the nest of a powerful and elusive red phoenix to make into a wand. On this evening and morning Albus will see the beginning of a friendship that will last to the end.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-12 - Albus D. & Ollivander - Complete5. Not All Arrogance: A Gary Oak Love Story » reviewsAmy Tanner OC wanted to go on her Pokemon journey with her friend Ash, but her dad is a !@# and makes her travel with her enemy Gary instead. Strangely, Gary agrees to this arrangement. OCXGary Cover image by ToxicLoveYGX on Quizilla.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,091 - Reviews: 120 - Updated: 5-12-12 - Published: 1-25-10 - Gary O./Shigeru6. Ja, Fine, I Suppose I'll Write Letters Too » reviewsGermany has been bothered by his bruder into making one of these letter writing websites as well. It's annoying, but hopefully it will result in him getting into embarassing situations. Because everyone likes to play 'torture the German'.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 172 - Words: 108,283 - Reviews: 452 - Updated: 4-16-12 - Published: 4-5-11 - Germany7. Meanwhile In Soviet Russia reviewsPrizefic for invisiblecanada as my 100th review on my manualfic. My prompt was for a RussiaXAmerica Cold War crackfic rated T. Well, it's certainly cracky if nothing else...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-11 - America & Russia - Complete8. Mao reviewsAmerica invites his closest friends, and Russia for some reason, to a slumber party. He wants to play a card game. A rather... special card game. No one is sure what to think. I'm not sure either be honest with you...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-11 - America & Russia - Complete9. Sunflowers reviewsOne Shot; Russia explains to Lithuania why he wants to become one with all the nations of the world! Once Lithuania hears the reason though, he has his own theory to share.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-17-11 - Russia & Lithuania - Complete10. Jumped the Gun reviewsOne shot, yaoi; Light has had a history of gay encounters, but has always been the bottom. Now that he's chained to L, he wants a chance at the top! Too bad he's impatiant and didn't get much sleep last night...Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-21-11 - Light Y. & L - Complete11. The Phoenix reviewsRussia has captured Poland and once again Poland is not going to die. Russia is fed up with Poland continuously rising from the ashes whenever he is partitioned, and finally asks how exactly he keeps doing that. Poland gives his response.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-18-11 - Russia & Poland - Complete12. The Night America Came To Visit reviewsOne Shot, two stories: Canada is forced to entertain Alfred and Arthur without warning, and in a less-than-brief interlude we learn about how France discovered Canada.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-3-11 - Canada & America - Complete13. In the Closet reviewsOne Shot: Italy is scouring Germany's house for pasta. Pasta senses tingling, he breaks down a door that releases in Germany memories he had forgotten long ago. Perhaps together both of them could remember something long forgotten?Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-26-11 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete14. It is Very Cold, Da? reviewsOne-shot: It is a cold night in Soviet Russia and the Baltics are getting ready to sleep in their nice warm bed. And then Russia decided he wants in too.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-14-11 - Lithuania & Russia - Complete15. One Last Romantic Dance reviewsAnime-canon one-shot; On the final night of the Ouran Festival, Kyoya reflects on the three things he loves most in this world.Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-7-11 - Kyōya O. - Complete16. Poker Night reviewsAdapted from a cosplay skit by Youtube's avatarkayla On a winter's night, America, Prussia and Russia gather around a table and have a game of Poker. Then Russia tells a folktale to Liechtenstein causing America to lose what little manners he had...Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-2-10 - America & Russia - Complete17. To You, The One I Loved reviewsThere was more to Queen Elizabeth's statement that she was married to England than you might think. Much more. England tells his tale to a stunned America on his living room rug amongst empty sherry bottles. Trilogy, quasi-historical, critical reviews ok.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-7-10 - England/Britain & America18. Censorship reviewsThe series' stars share their view on the censoring of episode 201 that recently aired.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete19. My OC Story Gone Weird » reviewsI didn't set out to make my OC evil. She did it on her own. I swear. None of the following chapters were intended to be as they are. I am just as a afraid as you.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-15-10 - Published: 12-6-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman20. Castiel and Slash Fiction reviewsSam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 158 - Published: 1-27-10 - Dean W. & Castiel - Complete21. Kyle Helps Cartman of His Own Free Will reviewsIt's 3am. It's crack. It's weird. It's just dialogue. I'm going to bed now.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-30-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete22. A South Park Christmas Carol » reviewsCartman was running an energy drink business with Kenny, but as Kenny has died again he has had to blackmail Kyle into working for him over the holiday season. 3 ghosts will be visiting him Christmas Eve to try to get the fat ass to change his ways.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,154 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-09 - Eric Cartman - Complete23. In Reference To Pee reviewsSet in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-8-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete24. A Dip In Hell » reviewsAfter Cartman went psycho, Pip ended up dead in hell with Damien. Damien thinks Pip is a french maid. Semi-Sequel of Cartman X Kyle, following my master plan of stories. Dip and Kyman.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 12-1-09 - Published: 7-31-09 - Pip P. & Damien - Complete25. Singing In the Rain reviewsCraig is at Tweek's house in the middle of the night. It's raining and neither can sleep, so they go for a walk. A song stalks them. Some slash at the end. Oneshot.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-24-09 - Craig T. & Tweek T. - Complete26. Ookee Mouth reviewsOne shot; Kyle said it was impossible, Kenny proved him wrong. WARNING: spit swapping, no slashSouth Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-18-09 - Kyle B. & Kenny M. - Complete27. Cutters » reviewsButters has discovered he is gay for the Curly Goth. To be accepted by his newfound love he naturally decides to turn Goth. Obviously for Butters, this isn't going to be easy.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,159 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 4-2-09 - Curly Goth & Butters S. - Complete28. Cartman's Musical reviewsOne shot; Cartman has a brilliant idea, but no inspiration. Kyle feels that he might be replaceable. Kenny dies, and Stan gets some sand in his vagina. Sounds like standard South Park fare.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-14-09 - Eric Cartman - Complete29. What the Dickens? reviewsOne shot; Pip is reading and Damien decides to bother him. Don't f*ck with Dickens man. Just don't do it. Certainly not a slash.South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-30-09 - Pip P. & Damien - Complete30. Get Your Big Fat Ass Out Of My Face reviewsKyle is on the wrestling team, as is Cartman. During practice the team mates wrestle each other, and Cartman has a secret weapon. One shotSouth Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-20-09 - Kyle B. & Eric Cartman - Complete31. 100 Things I Hate About You reviewsCartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-6-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete32. Cartman X Kyle » reviewsIn a world where primal hatreds may turn to sexual passions, one yaoi fangirl has the power to tip the balance and send South Park into a spiraling chaos... and she doesn't even need a tin foil costume to do it.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-31-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B. - Complete
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