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Author has written 35 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and District 9. Like an endless June, I needed a fresh start. Preferably without blood or mayhem. Just call me B. Ye olde author on ff.net who needed a change and to get away from the ye olde account. I'm an adult female who primarily writes slash and horror origifics/fanfics. Hopefully this place will house some of my newer (and better) fics, even if I must tweak them to fit the TOS' criteria. Enjoy my shizzat, won't you? FLAMES: Feel the need to bitch at me? Don't like one of my stories and need to get it off your chest? Do so at CrowTChickATaolDOTcom. Homophobic flames are for 14 year old lolis, btw. Grasp some understanding of the English language if you can. Reviews and concrit, however, are most welcome. | |||||||||
1. Offer reviewsBayformers AU, pre-movies. Thundercracker makes Skywarp an offer he can't refuse. ... Unless, of course, he wants to.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-9-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete2. Little Piece of Heaven reviewsPre-movie. The fact a new, pure life can be born in this hollow Hell hole is hope at its finest.District 9 - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-09 - Christopher J. & Oliver J.3. Sometimes reviewsPre-movie. It's easy to forget about hope, but it's easier to forget about miracles.District 9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-27-09 - Christopher J. & Oliver J. - Complete4. Gifts reviewsPost-D9. The art of gift making and gift giving is universal. Just a leetle WAFF.District 9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-20-09 - Wikus V.D.M. - Complete5. Hell of a Week » reviewsTFA. Skywarp has every reason to be in constant terror. Aka fandom bicycle. SLASH; mult/WarpTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,346 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Skywarp6. One Night reviewsTFA AU. Cliffjumper comes to pay a visit with Crystal City's lead Autobot informative after nine years of separation. Awkward things are bound to pop up. SLASH; CJ/MirageTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,029 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-1-09 - Cliffjumper & Mirage - Complete7. Scorned reviewsTFA. Hell hath no fury like a female Starscream clone scorned. Slipstream/ThundercrackerTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-1-09 - Slipstream & Thundercracker - Complete8. Own Worst Enemy reviewsTFA. Fraternizing with the enemy will, indeed, get you nowhere. SLASH; MT/SSTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-1-09 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete9. A Series of Unfortunate and Fortunate Events » reviewsA collection of short TF drabbles of various pairings, continuities and ratings. SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 35 - Words: 19,190 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-20-09 - Published: 5-21-0910. Reverse reviewsTFA. Dirge repairs a dying Skywarp; but of course, his greed demands a reward... SW/Dirge; SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-09 - Dirge & Skywarp - Complete11. Smug reviewsShattered Glass. Optimus really doesn't like it when Rodimus is being smug with him. Especially when he's angry. SLASH; OP/RodimusTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Optimus Prime & Rodimus Prime - Complete12. Feast reviewsPost RotF. Starscream attempts to take on Prime by himself. It doesn't go well. Aka, tentacles. Slash or not, you decide.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-09 - Starscream - Complete13. Trust reviewsShattered Glass 'verse. Trapped in the Autobot brig, Skywarp and Thundercracker are faced with difficult decisions that might not just ruin their relationship but put others in danger. SLASH; TC/WarpTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete14. Wicked reviewsTFA 'verse. Starscream uses flight for seduction, but it just might be he who is seduced. SLASH; MT/SSTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-13-09 - Starscream & Megatron - Complete15. Foreign reviewsG1/Movieverse. A brief study into Seeker walking. Mild slash.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete16. Alpha Kappa Eta: Brotherhood of the Rainmakers » reviewsG1 DW AU. Acid Storm and Sunstorm's perfect little life is about to be abruptly interrupted by the reunion of Acid Storm's former trinemates, High Voltage and Cumulus. SLASH and crack.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 6-22-09 - Complete17. Open reviews07movieverse AU. Sam witnesses Megatron and Starscream fighting on his high school's football field. Yes... fighting... MT/SS; SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-24-09 - Megatron & Starscream - Complete18. Cripple reviewsTFA 'verse. Thundercracker faces a serious dilemma: deactivate or let Skywarp top. So to speak. SLASH; SW/TCTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-22-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete19. Collector reviewsTFA 'verse. Dirge's greed knows no bounds, especially when it comes to controlling others. SLASH; Dirge/Warp, TC/DirgeTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Dirge - Complete20. Heat reviewsTFA 'verse. The egomaniac and the suck-up. It doesn't get much better than that. SLASH; TC/SuStTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Thundercracker & Sunstorm - Complete21. You Are Not Alone reviewsAHM 'verse. Insecurity plagues Thundercracker's mind and Skywarp might be the only connection to reality he has left. SLASH; TC/SWTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete22. Weakness reviewsTFA 'verse. Thundercracker is about to discover his only weakness.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-14-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete23. Rise AboveDreamwave/G1 AU. Sequel to Parapsychology. Failed attempts to teach Sunstorm to control his powers drive the two Seekers into an argument. But as things seem to grow hopeless... Acid Storm/Sunstorm; SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Published: 5-21-09 - Acid Storm & Sunstorm - Complete24. Carpe Diem reviewsShattered Glass. fter rescuing Starscream from Prime's clutches, Megatron attempts to comfort his second. Things get deeper than either of them planned. MT/SS; SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-09 - Starscream & Megatron - Complete25. Possibly Maybe reviewsTFA. Sequel to Golden. Ramjet and Sunstorm bond a bit more and quite literally. SLASH; RJ/SSTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-09 - Ramjet & Sunstorm - Complete26. Repair reviewsTFA. Skywarp is badly damaged, Thundercracker has a bad way of showing his concern and Starscream is a jerk. All until repairs need to be made. Slash or not, you decide!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-13-09 - Skywarp - Complete27. 8 Days reviewsShattered Glass AU. The leading scientist at Iacon Science Academy, Starscream and his department form a partnership with Kaon's mayor, Optronix. In a short amount of time, both mechs become good friends and, eventually, something a bit more. SLASH OP/SSTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-09 - Starscream & Optimus Prime - Complete28. Veni, vidi, vici reviewsG1 AU. Optimus Prime is granted audience with the Decepticon leader, Starscream, in an attempt to persuade the great Pharaoh to surrender his power and join the Autobot cause of promoting world peace. Things don't go exactly as planned. SLASH; OP/STSCTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-09 - Optimus Prime & Starscream - Complete29. Sleep reviewsTF:A 'verse. Two times with two people Skywarp has recharged with. One out of fear and one without much of a choice. WAFF, really.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-8-09 - Skywarp - Complete30. Golden reviewsTF:A 'verse. Ramjet and Sunstorm bond as they're stuck in a Decepticon brig with one another, discovering just how complicated and crazy the other is. SLASH; Ramjet/SunstormTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-09 - Ramjet & Sunstorm - Complete31. Parapsychology reviewsDreamwave/G1 AU. After reviving Sunstorm from sudden death, Acid Storm finds himself faced with not only a religious fanatic but a fascination even he can't deny. SCIENTIFIC AND THEOLOGICAL ARGUMENTS AHOY! AS/SS SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-8-09 - Acid Storm & Sunstorm - Complete32. One Early Morning » reviewsG1. Ultra Magnus and Hot Rod just wanted to have a little buddy-to-buddy time, not expecting to be thrust into battle and other... intimate situations. SLASHTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,578 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-4-09 - Ultra Magnus & Hot Rod - Complete33. Sadism and Masochism reviewsTFA. Thundercracker and Skywarp have an unusual relationship, if you can call it that. SLASH.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-09 - Thundercracker & Skywarp - Complete34. Safety First » reviewsG1. SEX MAKES BABIES? Well, in some form or another. A crackfic adventure into one of Megatron and Starscream's mistakes. SLASH; M/STSCTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,788 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 9-13-08 - Published: 7-4-08 - Complete35. Consuelo » reviewsBayformers, post-07movie. 'Vacations' to hot springs are fun--especially when Ironhide is bitching the entire time. SLASH; Ironhide/RatchetTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,776 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-5-08 - Ironhide & Ratchet - Complete