Eh what can i say.

I'm 19 I go to college at a state school my major is biotech and I live in upstate New York. I write but due to confidence reasons it is very unlikely that I will ever post anything on the internet or let someone I don't know read it.

I have come to the sad realization that most of the story's on my alert list will never be updated.

Fandoms: DC Comics and Movies, Firefly, Halo, Harry Potter, Marvel Comics and Movies, Naruto, Star Gate, Star Wars. And any crossovers between any of the preceding fandoms.

Rules for reading fan fiction.

#1: If it is slash it is not worth reading. Period.

#2: If it has more chapters than thousands of words it is not worth reading. One shots and stories by PaBurke are the exception.

#3: Major misspelling and or short hand and or texting abbreviations in the summery Indicate that there is a 96% chance the story is not worth reading.

Rules for writing fan fiction.

#1: Authors notes at the beginning and end of the chapter are fine. But when they are in the middle of the chapter they are not. Annotations consisting of a asterisk and a number with an explanation at the end of the chapter are great.

Rules are listed in order of discovery. More will be added when i think of them.