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Author has written 12 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars. So hi! I am not really sure what to put here so I'll keep it simple. I am a 30 year old female who plays with handcuffs for a living. GET YOUR MIND OUTTA THE GUTTER! I am a cop in the Air Force :) I am also the biggest little kid in the world. I absolutely love Transformers and accidently found these stories on here one day. And since the Air Force won't let me play with real drugs anymore, this is my new addiction. Now I am by no means any kind of writer but I love these stories so much that I just gotta try it too. Feel free to send me a hello, or hook me up with some advice, or whatever. Rock on! My favorite pairings are... Prowl/Jazz Ratchet/Lambo Twins Ratchet/Prowl Ratchet/Ironhide Ratchet/Ok pretty much anyone paired with Ratchet Wheeljack/Bluestreak Inferno/Red Alert Hound/Mirage Skyfire/Silverbolt First Aid/Swoop NEWS FLASH - For those of you who asked to see an image of what Joe looked like from the 'Doctors and Patients' fic your wait is over. Feel free to check out some of the other transformers I doodled. FEAR MY ARTISTIC ABILITIES!! Anyways heres the link... http://sergeantduck.deviantart.com/gallery/ 'NOTHER NEWS FLASH - Funny ass Transformers clips done by these geniuses... | |||||||
1. Ornery Soldiers and Sadistic Medics » reviewsI blame Kyron's Sadism Ratchet icon for producing the plot bunny. Movie Ratchet & Ironhide doin what they do best; driving each other crazy as only two old people can. Yay for rated M mech smex! RatchetxIronhide...or IronhidexRatchet, you be the judge!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Ratchet & Ironhide2. Notice reviewsNot a story, just an explanation.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-093. How to Speak Ratchet » reviewsI blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 9-3-09 - Ratchet4. Slaggin' Fraggin' Scrap Pile of Scrap reviewsPretty much what the title implies. It's a scrap pile o' mini stories. Rated M because I am shameless at times. Also be advised that I may or may not have been sober when I wrote these. O oTransformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-24-095. Doctors and Patients Remix » reviewsRatchet the Hatchet may have met his match. This is the re-write of the previous Doctors and Patients fic. Rating will increase as the story progresses.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Ratchet6. Awakenings » reviewsMeh, story's been done to death. Blame the plot bunnies. I know I do. Anyways, Jazz x Prowl.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 5-1-09 - Jazz & Prowl7. Doctors and Patients Part 2 » reviewsOriginal Doctors and Patients story was getting huge so I opened a new one. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Slashyness so M rating.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 10-22-088. Doctors and Patients » reviewsRatchet may have met his match. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Post movie/G-1...sort of. Eventual slash later on so rated M I guess.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,466 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 7-7-089. Playing with Fire » reviewsNot enough Red Alert and Inferno fics...I am doing my part to change this. Rated for future chapters.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,350 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 12-27-08 - Red Alert & Inferno10. Experiment » reviewsIn the name of SCIENCE!...and smut...but mostly SCIENCE!Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-23-09 - Published: 3-28-09 - Wheeljack & Ratchet11. To the Desk of Smokescreen » reviewsRE: Smokescreen's request.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 2-2-09 - Ratchet
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