| Ice-Eagle Y'siri |
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Halo, Black Jewels Trilogy, Mercy Thompson series, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, and Supernatural. Where Ice-Eagle came from: I have absolutely no idea. It was partly me thinking of Mercedes Lackey and her books (which rock to the X-treme with a Capital X) and partly 'cuz I thought it sounded good. Anyway, to people who don't know me, my name is Ice-Eagle Y'siri. Call me Ice or whatever you want as long as it doesn't screw around too much with my name. I'm a girl. Hooray. At the moment, I'm just working on This Just Isn't My Day and Unexpected Arrivals--I've found out that I can really only work on one or two fandoms at a time; I am otherwise completely scatterbrained. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. What else... The updating of my story (soon to be stories) will be slightly sporadic b/c I have a lot of other things besides FanFiction, and as you can see I haven't updated for a few weeks already. I'll be extremely busy soon, so please be patient with me. Z'hai'hallav'a, (Wind to thy wings), | |||||||||
1. This Just Isn't My Day » reviewsNormally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the heck out of the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,531 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 7-7-08 - Hidan & Konan2. Archangel's Fire reviewsDaria is a vampire who's been protecting God's Prophets at Joshua's command for several centuries. Now the Apocalypse has been and mostly gone, she's assigned to keep an eye on Chuck. Without pissing off Raphael. Ha. Good luck with that.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-113. Silver Hearted » reviewsLeah is mostly known as the Marrok's mate and cruel to her pack. What people don't know is her side of the story...and why she gave up everything. For him. The Marrok. Sometimes it's better to be hated by all than just by one.Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 2-13-09 - Leah & Bran4. Numbers and Rainbows: A Series of Drabbles » reviewsAs the title says, this will be a series of drabbles that will be going on for who knows how long-depends on how long This Just Isn't My Day runs. It's from a variety of POVs, and contains OCs.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-13-10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Deidara & Hidan5. Unexpected Arrivals » reviewsThe humans are gone except for the select few that the Na'vi had allowed to stay. Max Patel knew that and two days after their victory there was an airship coming down from space. Amelie Johnson is searching for her cousin and nothing will stop her.Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Norm S. & Tsu'tey6. Purge Aftermath: Jayli's Perspective » reviewsDaemon, Lucivar, Saetan, and Jaenelle were some of the strongest Blood in the Realms. When a natural Healer and Black Widow comes out of hiding after a century, the balance begins to shift. Jayli is an Ebon Gray Black Widow/Healer, and this is her story.Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 1-5-097. Wait A Minute: I'm Not Supposed to BE Here! » reviewsFalling into ME story-Emily is a writer-not someone magical. She can't wield swords or shoot pointy things at orcs, much less people, just write stories. So why in the world did she get dropped into ME when She Didn't Even Want To Be There?Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-14-098. Halo 3: Sergeant McCorin Style » reviewsAs Staff Sergeant under Sergeant Major Avery Johnson, things can get pretty...interesting. What I wasn't expecting was having Elites/Grunts/and the occasional Hunter pair on my side. As the one of the only female ranking officers in his squad, I had a lotHalo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 10-5-08