Ice-Eagle Y'siri
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since: 07-04-08, id: 1624039, Profile Updated: 12-10-11
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Halo, Black Jewels Trilogy, Mercy Thompson series, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, and Supernatural.

Where Ice-Eagle came from: I have absolutely no idea. It was partly me thinking of Mercedes Lackey and her books (which rock to the X-treme with a Capital X) and partly 'cuz I thought it sounded good.

Anyway, to people who don't know me, my name is Ice-Eagle Y'siri. Call me Ice or whatever you want as long as it doesn't screw around too much with my name.

I'm a girl. Hooray.

At the moment, I'm just working on This Just Isn't My Day and Unexpected Arrivals--I've found out that I can really only work on one or two fandoms at a time; I am otherwise completely scatterbrained.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

What else...

The updating of my story (soon to be stories) will be slightly sporadic b/c I have a lot of other things besides FanFiction, and as you can see I haven't updated for a few weeks already. I'll be extremely busy soon, so please be patient with me.

Z'hai'hallav'a, (Wind to thy wings),
Ice-Eagle


1. This Just Isn't My Day » reviews
Normally, I'm a very calm person. So just imagine me coming home with my friends and the Akatsuki in my living room. And all I wanted was a simple vacation annoying the heck out of the preps next door. Great. Just. Great.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,531 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 1-4-12 - Published: 7-7-08 - Hidan & Konan
2. Archangel's Fire reviews
Daria is a vampire who's been protecting God's Prophets at Joshua's command for several centuries. Now the Apocalypse has been and mostly gone, she's assigned to keep an eye on Chuck. Without pissing off Raphael. Ha. Good luck with that.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-11
3. Silver Hearted » reviews
Leah is mostly known as the Marrok's mate and cruel to her pack. What people don't know is her side of the story...and why she gave up everything. For him. The Marrok. Sometimes it's better to be hated by all than just by one.
Mercy Thompson series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-6-10 - Published: 2-13-09 - Leah & Bran
4. Numbers and Rainbows: A Series of Drabbles » reviews
As the title says, this will be a series of drabbles that will be going on for who knows how long-depends on how long This Just Isn't My Day runs. It's from a variety of POVs, and contains OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-13-10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Deidara & Hidan
5. Unexpected Arrivals » reviews
The humans are gone except for the select few that the Na'vi had allowed to stay. Max Patel knew that and two days after their victory there was an airship coming down from space. Amelie Johnson is searching for her cousin and nothing will stop her.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 12-30-09 - Norm S. & Tsu'tey
6. Purge Aftermath: Jayli's Perspective » reviews
Daemon, Lucivar, Saetan, and Jaenelle were some of the strongest Blood in the Realms. When a natural Healer and Black Widow comes out of hiding after a century, the balance begins to shift. Jayli is an Ebon Gray Black Widow/Healer, and this is her story.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 1-5-09
7. Wait A Minute: I'm Not Supposed to BE Here! » reviews
Falling into ME story-Emily is a writer-not someone magical. She can't wield swords or shoot pointy things at orcs, much less people, just write stories. So why in the world did she get dropped into ME when She Didn't Even Want To Be There?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-14-09
8. Halo 3: Sergeant McCorin Style » reviews
As Staff Sergeant under Sergeant Major Avery Johnson, things can get pretty...interesting. What I wasn't expecting was having Elites/Grunts/and the occasional Hunter pair on my side. As the one of the only female ranking officers in his squad, I had a lot
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 10-5-08
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