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since: 07-04-08, id: 1624093, Profile Updated: 04-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

Welcome, bitches! I am me, and be forewarned, I'm pretty much bipolar. So when talking to me, you never know if I'm hyper and happy and in love or depressed, pissed and lonely. So be careful, loves. :)

Current Status: love him. he'll never love me. love her. she'll never love me either. what's a girl to do.

Okay, so I know I said I was back, but I disappeared, on account of me losing the love of my life and stuff.

But I'm really back now.

Hallelujah. :)


So, let's see.

I'm Katie.

I'm fourteen.

I'm bisexual.

Gay is not a synonym for stupid.

I'm always in love with someone.

Always with someone who I have no chance with.

I'm easily depressed.

I'm very moody.

Music is my life.

Check out my iconator: kill-me-romantically (iconator.com/profile.php?UserID=1472861)

And my youtube: x0x0katie (youtube.com/x0x0katie)


you're awful, i love you...

you're hideous, and sexy...

you're born of a jackal, you're beautiful


i know what you're thinking is

"she stands alone because she's high on herself"

but if you only knew

i was terrified

and would you mind if i sat next to you and watched you smile?

so many kids but i only see you

and i don't think you notice me


where are you now?

as i'm swimming through the stereo i'm writing you a symphony of sound

where are you now?

as we rearrange the songs again

this mix could burn a hole in anyone

but it was you i was thinking of


pain, without love

pain, i can't get enough

pain, i like it rough

cause i'd rather feel pain than nothing at all


i wish that i was as invisible as you make me feel

to my favorite liar, to my favorite scar

i could have died with you

i hope you choke on those words, that kiss, that bottle

i confess (bury me in memory)

now ash yourself, yeah out on the inside

"said i loved you but i lied"

let's play this game called when you catch fire

i wouldn't piss to put you out

stop burning bridges and drive off of them

so i can forget about you

bury me in memory

this smile's your rope so wrap it tight around your throat

i'm in trouble, i'm an addict, i'm addicted to this girl

she's got my heart tied in a knot and my stomach in a whirl

and even worse, i can't stop calling her, she's all i want and more

i mean damn, what's not to adore?...

oh, i'm running my mouth just like i got her

but i surely don't

because she's so rock and roll, out of my league

is she out of my league? let's hope not.


you want apologies? you might hold your breath

until your breathing stops forever

the only thing you'll get is this curse on your lips

i hope they taste of me forever

there's a light on in chicago and i know i should be home

all the colors of the street signs there remind me

of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbors house

i wanna scream i love you at the top of my lungs

but im afraid that someone else will hear me


oh hell yes, i'm a nervous wreck


I hate stereotypes, I love sarcasm. Bolded stuff=Describes Me (AH but you know what's so sad? Half of these stereotypes are true, loves.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA, he was...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I have a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a whore
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp
I like MCR and FOB, so I MUST be emo.
I like HARRY POTTER, so I MUST be a geek
I like TWILIGHT, so I MUST be in love with Edward Cullen, think vampires are real and wish I was a vampire


S O L O N G A N D G O O D N I G H T

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1. Don't Ask, Don't Tell » reviews
Jacob imprints....on everyone's favorite vampire. Post-Eclipse as if Breaking Dawn didn't exist , Jacob's POV unless otherwise indicated
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 8-5-08 - Jacob & Edward
2. Just Breathe reviews
It was easy, too easy, he had not even picked up his wand..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-29-08 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L.
3. Imprinted reviews
What happens when Carlisle brings home a new vampire to the family? And what will happen when she meets Jacob? Post-Eclipse
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-5-08 - Jacob & Bella
4. Starless » reviews
Bella finally convinces Edward to sleep with her, and discovers she's pregnant. But Carlisle insists vampires can't have children--so Edward can't be the father? Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,341 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-6-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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