Author has written 25 stories for House of Night, Teen Titans, Warriors, Animorphs, Tokyo Mew Mew, Seven Realms series, Harry Potter, Avengers, W.I.T.C.H., Final Fantasy XIII, Vividred Operation/ビビッドレッド・オペレーション, and Digimon.
Name: Aisha (arabic, means life)
And that's all the personal info you get.
Heh heh I'm imagining a few people here might think I'm insane, disgusting, etc. And that would be because of the digimon fic I uploaded while updating Courting Magic (which was a bit overdue but hey-finals! Over! Whooot!) Also got another Lightning x Hope fic out there along with the prologue to Collecting Jewel Shards (Hermione Voldemort pairing) which I hope everyone enjoys. I also have another digiality fic on the way, and no I'm not telling you the pairing because again, you will throw things at me in disgust. Which none of you have done for Coolest Guy so far which I appreciate. Unless... you're hiding your feelings about that away. Also I'll be cutting down on this profile cause it seems to damn large to me. So if you want to play the copy-and-paste game you'll want to do that now. (there may be a few spelling errors in here considering the fact that I can't see what I' typing anymore, yay for iPods right?) and, and MTW will get an update, plus Seven Years. So look forward to that.
2/2/2013 - staying for refrence right now
Hey everybody! Most of you have probably not noticed but, Seven Years of Christmas has been updated. Also, the updates for stories will be farther from one another what with me starting college. So, if I said something was going to be out before now and it didn't happen. Homework and other things probably got in the way, whatever it is I will update it. Just be patient for now. Thanks for actually reading these updates! Sorry if I don't get to the story you're personally looking forward too right away. I got a small future projects list for you all though! AND these one's will actually happen!
1, Narnia, Tumnus and Lucy. one-shot
2, Spirited Away, Sen and Haku. some sort of series, unknown length at this time.
And no, I'm not planning on extending Darkice any more. So here's the jist of that: Jay controlled Ice to attack her friends and stole her, basically. So now they'll be in caverns together looking for more ancient artifacts and... hell. If you want to adopt the second season of it just PM i'll give you the rough outline and you do whatever else you want to do while sticking to it. Okay? Great. So PM if you want that.
waves club flag around with WP on it* (those of you in this club will know what that stands for, others shall be confused unless they think too much about it and then be throughly disgusted with you and then want to know how to join because in reality your all pervs to some extent) Hawky
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, Pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, Crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, NaruHinaxNejiTen, Naruhina-Fanboy-Devlin, GravityTheWizard, Cross the Damned Soul, Hawkflight7
If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane. If you are insane or if you have at least one insane friend, copy this into your profile. I am and so is most of my friends.
If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
The laws of physics often are frustrating, hard to brake, and often involve pain when it comes to gravity. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of those poor souls who have challenged the laws of physics...Proudly copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. does punching your throat count?
What's the big deal about Twilight? If you don't get what the big flipping deal about Twilight is, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate it when people review your story just to ask you to review theirs, copy this into your profile.
If you think homophobia is stupid, copy and paste this to your profile. who the heck has homophobia anyways?
If you think that toast should be the name of a color copy and paste this on your profile
If you hope Jaypaw gains world domination, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Wolfgrowl, snowwhistle, Hawkflight7
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature or profile to help him gain world domination. No one is sure whether he is Bunny's partner or nemisis... but copy him with bunny anyway!
If you have a profile, add your name and post this onto your profile.
Random Quotes of mine:
you know what? they are mine! so i'm not putting me next to them anymore... no my ramble so didn't continue here... shhhh you
"Tackling someone that is dancing is against internet law"
"Goes off to capture another character from a series of books, who hardly shows up in the first book and only appears in the second book on the last page, but has to be put in hawky's collection, because he's such a lovable character, and the suddenly popping up in the second book and saying, "I know who the silver blood is.", is creepy and hot as hell in that relatively creepy way."
"Don't question the flower-net!" (don't ask... it's a relatively long story, in it's own unique way)
Random Conversatiosn with friends:
Other Random quote thingies i pulled off the web (aka: whatever-the-heck-you-find-while-bored-decide-it's-funny-or-you-just-like-it-then-put-it-on-your-profile) 'cause that's what we all do here :)
Hey look it's animorphs quotes deluxe .
"Animorphs, idiot teenagers with a death wish." --Marco; Animorphs
"Cassie, Cassie, Cassie. When you start taking advice from Marco, the end of civilization is very near." --Rachel; Animorphs
"Sticking your tongue in an electrical socket is dangerous- not to mention painful." -Marco; Animorphs
"See? Still think my Idea is nuts? Wait a minute, it is nuts. What's the matter with me? Am I insane?" -Marco; Animorphs
"Jake? Do me a favor. Don't ever say 'so far, so good'. The only time anyone ever says 'so far, so good' is right before everything blows up in his face!"-Marco; Animorphs
"It's an alien toilet!" -Cassie; Animorphs
"So now what? Save the world? [looks around] Can we eat first?"-Marco; Animorphs
“Be sure and leave your brain to science when you die, Marco. After all, they’re the ones with the microscopes it’d take to find it.” Rachel; Animorphs
“Marco, Marco, Marco. You do like to cling to your pathetic little dreams, don’t you?” Rachel; Animorphs
“They think we’re intelligent. So, Marco, keep quiet. We don’t want them to learn the truth.” Rachel; Animorphs
“Ax-man. Cardboard isn’t one of the major food groups, remember?”-Marco; Animorphs
“Ha-ha. And, free this month only, a bonus ha!"-Marco; Animorphs (I know, I like Animorphs)
"You're telling me it's more relaxing for everyone if I just act like we're all going to die?" -Marco; Animorphs
"I want to hop on the cafeteria table and dance on somebody's Tater Tots until the hall monitor comes to drag me away." -Marco; Animorphs
"You are going to try and wipe out every guy who's cuter than you, Marco? That's half the human race. "-Rachel; Megamorphs #2
"The talking bird wants to know if getting information on the location of an alien from a whale, that you've just saved from sharks, by turning into dolphins...You're suggesting that's weird? "-Marco; Animorphs
"I can't believe you guys were doing all this while I was sleeping! Playing tag with some dust monster from Saturn? Rachel having amnesia till Marco plowed into her with a truck? Escaping from Visser Three's Blade ship? And I'm sleeping the entire time? No way! I missed all the fun." --Tobias; Animorphs
"Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out." Marco. BAM! BAM! BAM! "Okay, so it's four trash cans,"Marco." BAM! BAM! BAM! "Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!"Jake. -Animorphs
"I was scared. That simple: I was scared. But I was also scared of the others finding out I was scared. Weird, huh? Being scared and scared of people thinking you're scared."-Jake; Animorphs
“Salt! Salt! And grease! Greee-suh!”Ax; Animorphs
end of animorphs quotes deluxe*
If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.
Percussive maintenance - the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (this is my live by rule)
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (liar)
Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face. (replace that with soccer ball)
I didn’t say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (i wanna be in that lane...)
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect so whats the point of practicing?
Parents spend the first part of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk. The second half is spent teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
People are like slinkies, basically useless, but it’s hilarious to watch them fall down stairs
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. (hehe)
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tongiht: darkness
On those restaraunt signs that say 'No shirt, no shoes, no service,' does that mean you can wear a shirt and shoes, but no pants, and they have to serve you?
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction! (oh totally)
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. (don't look at me like that)
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. (you spilled tequila on my shoe...)
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hysterical.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit her again.
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Have you considered sueing your brain for non-support?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your dad gets a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you yell at your dad for being immature, copy and paste this to your profile. (all the time)
I'm the kind of person who would burst out laughing in the middle of dead silence at something that happened last year.If you are like me in that way copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile (I think it would be cool to be a warrior cat!!)
If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
Don't read this please...I made you curious huh?: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Go ahead and call the cops! I'll order pizza and we'll see who gets here first (this... actually sounds really fun...)
It's not 'If you break it, you buy it.' It's 'I break it, I run.' (zooooooom)
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't stalk, I observe. (YES!)
ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!. . . Oxygen helps too.
I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something.
Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it.
People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die.
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life.
I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school (don't forget crappy TV it's educational in it's own unique way)
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours.
I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY!
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens have an emotional breakdown if someone calls them a freak. copy onto pro if your one of the 7 percent that would say, "what was your first clue?"
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile
If you’ve been on the computer for hours on end reading multiple fanfictions copy and paste this on your profile
If you have insanely annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs. (now that is funny)
Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat. (nya?)
Life is just one bad thing after another. Unless it's a bunch of bad things all at once.
Stupidity causes a sorts of problems. Then, sometimes, something amazing happens, and stupidity fixes a problem, too.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (i have that skill, i call it a curse)
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.
"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
The real trouble with life is that there's no background music. (speaking of which, my ipod decided to jump to dying mode, i should revive it with electricity...)
Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing. (i scream, you scream, ice cream! ... i am not perverted at all)
I do not obsess, I think intently.
It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn. (*grabs b-star*)
Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Sometimes I'm off in my own little world. But it's OK.I like it there.
I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty.
Best friends - the people who know the real you... and still choose to be seen with you in public.
Don't regret the things you've done - at the time, it was exactly what you wanted. Regret the things you wanted to do but didn't.
Reality continues to ruin my life
My mates are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
That which doesn't kill you... you will probably try again.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Remember, when you're mad at someone, it takes 42 muscles to frown. However, it only takes 4 to slap them.
I'm one of those girls who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When life gives you lemons, make applejuice. Then sit back and let them wonder how the hell you did it.
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
The road to the apocalypse is paved with disposable food containers, my friend!
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the pouring rain.
Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
There are 3 kinds of people - people who make things happen, people who watch things happen, and people who wonder what the hell happened.
My door is alway's open, so feel free to leave.
Learn the rules so that you can break them properly.
I'm going to live forever...or die trying!
If you don't like my driving, then get the hell off this sidewalk!
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. (*gasp* really?)
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, "Oh Crap, She's up!"
It's kind of like doing The Sound of Music but with lots of blood. - Tim Burton
There is a thin line between love and hate, and that line turns out to be a scarf. - Rachel, Friends
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals but don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you don't watch Jersey Shore, Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (added stupid JS)
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
if you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into ur profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! (I know, I'm a total loon.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile
Fourty-Nine laws of Anime:
Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Always keep your stuff they borrowed in perfect condition.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask you what you number is.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
If you think that Homophobia is totally messed up and needs to be stopped copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're tired of these things bossing you around, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friends are your consciences, put this in your profile.
you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If you are called 'weird' at least five times a day, post this into your profile
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste.
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: 67. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOURE AGAINST JUDGEMENT
Bold the ones that fit you
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser (well college anyway, high school sucks)
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I have a BUNCH OF GIRLS who are FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I got to RENNASIANCE FARES, so i MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so i MUST be having problems.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be a albino.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak (mostly coloring linearts, it takes me forever to draw something decent)
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I PROCRASTINATE so I MUST never get any work done.
I'm a SHIPPER, so i must hate on all other pairings out there.
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