HIIIII! I thought I should write on Sam's profile, you know defile it a little bit. I am awesomer than Sam cause i have brown hair and i am taller. PWND SAMM!!

So yeahhhhhh :) :) :) :)

I love writting I think this will be pretty awesome and people might enjoy my writtng once i get into things.

(Everything above this is Melissa)

I am taking a break from twilight and writing lostboys fanfics. Sorry!

came up with somthing clever!! it right below this. i made it up.

I have been thinking. IN english with prepositional phrases when you get rid of them you also get rid of their homies cause they r in the way. But... the shortened word for preponsitional is preps...ironic huh?

K well i should probly tell u some stuffs about me. I swim competatively(i think thats how you spell it) on New Jersey Wave. I have two dogs that are boxers:). I am the indavidual with my own style in my school and alot kids think that i am emo so i say wtf and threaten to kill them. then they run away scared. Um.. i am the girl that if you mess with you get your face messed up, but usually i just chase you around and then pull you to the ground and yell at you, but only if you r evil. I am a certafied PADI advanced open water diver.. Oh, and i hate preppy snobs!

Fav Books series: Twilight , Maximum Ride, Vampire Academy, Wicked Lovely, Demonata, Cirque Du Freak, Uglies, Midnighters, Peeps, The House of night novels, Wicked series

Fav Books: The Otherworldlies ( really good!), Suck it Up, Generation Dead (Its an amazing book with a different view on zombies), Jacobs Ladder(Amazing!!), Evernight(the vampires in here are almost described the same way in Twilight! It is a really great book!!)

Fav Movies: THE LOST BOYS!!(Marcos freaking haut! its my current obsession.) Wrist Cutters:A love Story, Dracula 2000, Queen of the Damned, alot of other bram stokers dracula movies but i can't remember thier names.

Fav shows: moonlight( canceled:( Ghost Whisperer

Fav Bands and singers: Paramore, Fall out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, Mcfly(cousin got me into some of thier songs), Cartel,Panic! At the disco, The Early November, Stephen Lynch(THis guy is fucking funny!!), The Academy IS...,We The Kings, ALkaline Trio, AFI, THursday,Van Halen, H.I.M, Iron Maiden, and anything rock or alternative

I am really trying to make my writing better so i looooove constructive critasism! But i haaaaate flames!

BOOH YAH!!

DUTCH SPRINGS!!

Okay this is what happened when i got my advanced open water!!

dude-pours water on my head

Me-pours gatorade on his head.

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My Brother from hell!!

BFH: Sam come here!

ME-walks over to him: AHHHHH! OWWW! YOU SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR! yOU HIT ME WITH A GOD DAMNED PAINTBALL!

BFH: I felt like it-points gun at me-

ME: SHIT!!-hides-

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At dive shop

Mom: My husband wants a swim suit-points at billabong siuts-

Rick(awsomest dive instructor ever!): Maybe you should get him this one it has snakes a white tiger and an eagle on your ass.

me; hahahaha!

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Mom;nvm he doesnt deserve it anyway after how he acted like an asshole last night.

Rick; next time it happens tell him that if you wantec to talk to an asshole you woul have farted

me; lolololololololololololollolololololol

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me; do you have blah ( cant remember the name of it) in stock

Rick; no. but when you get to the dive site tell the instructor that rick told me to tell you bite me.

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that concludes my adventures at the dive shop!

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Me and my friends talking

Me: omc! chrissy your eyes are topaz, Dang it!i want to have topaz eyes

Chrissy: sorry yours are brown

Me: will dont rub it in

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Lyndsay:ah mosquitos are circling us!

Me: Nooooooooo!!

Jackie: get out of my way im getting out of the water first

Lyndsay: hurry!

Lyndsay: yay Im out Ow! theyre following me ahhhhh!

Me: wow.

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Me: i want a hippo

Mia: I want a purple hippo

Me: oh yeah will my green vampire hippo can kick your purple hippos ass!

Mia:...

Me: YAY!!

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bRother: get out- pushe me so i fall-

Me: ow

Brother that is spawn of the devil: what r u gonna do about it

Me: will there are some darts on the dart boad...

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Michelle: whats in my hair!

Me: paper, look it has writing on it it says mo. Hah! that is your new name.Mo

Michelle: GRRRRRRRR

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Me: twilight is so much better than harry potter

Mo: NO!!

Me: harry potter can kiss twilights Ass!

yep im crazy!~ sam

Quotes i made up with my friends.

MR.R (teacher) : Blahblah blah

-iwalkinroom-

Me: Whatcha talkin bout

MrR: Curiousity killed the cat samantha

Me: Do i look like a cat to you?

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Justine( coughbitch!cough): if you do not have something nice to say do not say anything at all!

Me: If that was true i would have been born mute, bitch!

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Me: Purple rainbow Giraffes!

Mia: you are genius

Me : I know!

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Nick(worst enemy!): Bull! we should have won! You were cheating!

Me: Maybe if you don't PMS so much people will like you.

Andrew (Friend): BURNED!

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Me: Homie G !!

Nick: No.

Me: YES!! HOMIE G SKILLET IN DA HIS HOUSE!!

Nick: retard

Me: F you.

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Social Studies!!

Teacher: Sleep would be considered food because you intake it.

Me: Oh my gosh! Imagine it, what you have for dinner last night? ooooh nothing, except SLEEP!
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Teacher: You also eat air...

ME: NO! We breathe it in and out... unless holy freckles! We are all bulemic with air!

Class;HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Teacher: wheres a place that you eat with your hands

kid:Chineese places

Me: Burger King. You eat the burger with your hands...i should shut up now.

MY COPY AND PASTE THINGYS!!

If you think Star is a traitor and should die for killing the Lost Boys copy this in your profile!

If you think, no you know that Marko from The LOst Boys is super sexy and plan on bringing him back from the dead so you can hug him forever copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella can get really fricking annoying copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think Janes poweer is super smexy copy this into your profile

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If your 80's obsession is so immense your parents/guardians think you have issues, copy and paste this into your profile.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile.

Where's #1 on your top 8?

above two

2. What is your favorite possession?
hmmm, either my i-pod or my wetsiut

3. Do you own a gun?
r you serious-looks around- mayybe... hahahaha no.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
umm,i don't have one...

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Yep, especially when i have sore throst, thay shove a Qtip down ur throat. ugh

(There's no number 6! Aaaaahhhh!!)

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Bell Rock?

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Hot Chocolate

9. Can you do a push up?
Duh, i can do , like 70 in a row.

10. Is your bathroom clean?
yeah, who wants a dirty bathroom?

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
my black surf board necholas. Its a black string with a rainbow surfboard with a ying yang symbol on it.

12. Do you take painkillers?

no

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
HAHAHAHAHA!! no.

15. What's your name?

sam.

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
i like pizza

i'm bored

BLAH!

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought.
itunes gift card, skull ear phones, gum?

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
water, sprite, orange juice

19. Current worry?
umm...That my friends will abandon me, again! i need new friends...

20. Current hate?
Preps. the evil ones

i erased 21 on accident...i'm a retard.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?
i hung out at my house and ate cake

23. Where would you like to go?
Seal Island, on a boat. They havw so many air jaws there! 9air jaws are great whites that jump out of the water to kill seals, they are sooo bad ass!

24. Do you own slippers?
no. i go bare foot

25. What shirt are you wearing?
my brothers maroon don bosco prep tshirt

26. Favorite color(s)?
BLACK

opps no 27

28. Do you sing in the shower?
nope!

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I was afraid that the girl from the ring was going to come out of my tv. I was a messed up kid.

where did 30 go this is getting bad

31. Worst injury you've ever had?
i had my eyebrow sliced open and a puncture in my head.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

um, me my friends are pretty loud to though...

34. Does someone have a crush on you?
yeah, this kid told my brother he was my boy friend. I'm mad at him. Possibly my worst enemy to...

35 yyyy

36. What is your favorite candy?
jolly ranchers!

37!

38!

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
yelling at my dad cause he stole my blanket.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
god, i am hungry.

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! (My faves are in italics)
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)
1. Repeat everything the person says in a question.
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World." incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say, "I wonder what all these do." and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
25. Ask every passenger that goes up if you can press the button for them.
26. Log on to a computer, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream: "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
27. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
28. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the dang thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
29. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
30. Bring a chain saw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
31. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
32. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
33. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, and then when it's all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
34. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you.
35. Send e-mails constantly to the person next to you.
36. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
37. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
38. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
39. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
40. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
41. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
42. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
43. Swat at flies that don't exist.
44. Dance, while drumming noisily against the walls.

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If you are

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.

Gotta
Pee

Two women friends had
gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving
wives,
however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and
walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One
of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties
and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
decided to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded
to go
home.
The next day one of the
woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was
still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:
"These
girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said
the other husband "Mind came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said... .. ... ... ... ...
"From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget
you." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you asshole!"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Bunny

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE FRICKEN BUNNY!!

A sad little story I saw on somebody else's profile:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

98 percent of Americname in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

EMO kids have cool hair.( I know right!)

EMOExtravagantly Made Origami( Hmmm... good point.)

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. But i shall run it over and live forever!MWAHAHAHA!)

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.( 100 agreeable)

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

Music is love in search of word.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick ( YAY!)

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!( This should br on a shirt!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.( TWILIGHT IS REAL!)

Stupid shiny Volvo owner.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen) ( all i heard was edward cullen.:)

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."

"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Guys should be like Edward-rich,strong,and hot

Guys should be like lattes-rich,strong,and hot

...does this mean Edward is like a latte? ( I want myself a latte)

It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have( haha!)

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me

Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?( ooooooh! BURNED!)

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Edward Cullen I love you! Oops! Did I say that out laud?

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. ( And everyone else is inside while i have a hell of a time in the rain.)

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!(Exactly!)

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Twilight: because we all secretly own two copies.

Love can come in many different colors.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.(I hear ya.)

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really good at one thing, staying strong.

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."

"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"

"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

I'm the kind of who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday.( I always laugh in science and everyone thinks i am a freak because of it! Oh well they are all bitches anyway!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

When people don't laugh at our jokes, we don't think of it as a 'You had to be there' type of thing, but a 'You have to be mentally retarded like us' type of thing.an teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Finch told it is uncool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing at the others.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, paste this onto your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night

BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call

FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life

BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. ( Mie and my friends melissas friedship. we always humiliate each other)

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I often break out with random dance moves( sTORY TIME yay!! K I was listeng 2 my ipod and reading when i suddenlt started dancing.)

I hear voices, and they don't like you. ( My voice i usually hear always hates the peeps i hate. Voice( Seriously saying this : Yep!)

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.( I NEVER tell any one but if i did they would call me freak and be jealous,)

I don't want no Fanfiction, all I want is bubblegum, bazooka zooka bubblegum! I got fanfiction and bubblegum!HA!)

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely. ( ME WITH TWILIGHT!!)

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.( I Love this one!)

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems. ( Pssh.. Imagainary friends are overrated, voices are al the rage.)

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. ( Sigh i hear yah.)

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!( sO ME)

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar ( aLL THE BOYS IN MY GRADE ARE JUST LIKE THIS I KNOW SCARY!)

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?( I will because i would have taken over the world! Voice: You are crazy. Me: Shut up, Voice: No. Me I shall hit you with an imaganary hammer! Voice: You are stupid. )

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again ( umm... so like me it is scary! Stalker!)

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way ( Or they are just born bitches.)

My heart is not a playground. ( Its an organ. Not the instrument though that would be pretty cool.)

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goooooooooooood ( you have no idea. - happy sigh-)

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms ( Iam so with you there)

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT ( I aid something like this to agirl who called me emo and she ran away from me so i followed her, she called me a freak and i said i would give her a 5 second head start she asked for what and i said to run away before your plastic nose is broken, bitch , she ran into the bathroom and locked the door. Me and my friends were laughing so hard! K i'll shut up now)

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!( AT least they didn't take your heart. Its an organ.)

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon.

Shun the nonbeliever. SSHHUUNN!! SSHHUUNNN

If you love Emmett and/or EDWARD and/or Jasper so much, but you would never write a story with them falling for you just 'cause you think it makes FanFiction more like Freak-Of-Nature-Fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile, and put the twilight guy (above) on caps lock so everyone knows your obsession.

If before you read Twilight, you thought it was going to be a corny book, but after you read it you fell in love with it and all of its characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think I write ridiculous copy-and-paste-thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you refuse to copy and paste anything onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you got tricked by that last copy and paste thing, and your not ashamed, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you had a emo hamster, copy and paste this onto your profile.( I could teach it how to Help concquer the world!)

If you wish you had an albino rat, just so you could say, "Hey, I've got an albino rat!", copy and paste this onto your profile. ( It would be like a vampire rat cause its pale and i could teach it how to bite people, OMC I Should so use that in a fanfic. By now!)

If you believe that anyone that hits you with a ball in dodgeball should be sued of all of their dignity, copy and paste this onto your profile.( and feel my wrath!)

If you believe that you will get carpel tunnel someday soon, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.( You have no idea...)

If you copy and pasted this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish Jacob would imprint on a nice girl, and then all that drama between Bella and Jacob would end, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate people just 'cause they talk about Twilight without including you in their conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.( Hehe, i am not to obsessed!)

If this is your last copy and paste thingy for the day, copy and paste this onto your profile.( oops i lied..)

If your an idiot, copy and paste this onto your profile.( When it comes to math.-sigh-)

If you read the copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto you profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, TayMelia, JadisSnape, Twilighter434

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. \AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories,TwilightVampire92, undeniablebloodlust, TheExplodingKiwi, Aeieo, JadisSnape, Twilighter434

A little personality test (Ten questions, don't cheat)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

If you hate the fact that Edward Cullen isn't your boyfriend (Because he's mine) copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.( sometimes...they don't get along well with my other voice though.)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward or Jasper, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" or "Jasper" you freak out and have a small fit because you love one of them so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile ( Do it all the time, don't feel bad! C:)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. (All my friends are insane in one way or another, and so am I)
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

ween a girl and her boyfriend:

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: no

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty

Boy: no

Girl: which would you chose me or you life?

Boy: my life

Girl: If I were to walk away would you cry?

Boy: no

Girl: I heard enough

as she turns to walk away her boyfriend grabs her and says:

I don't like you, I love you. You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I would chose my life because you ARE my life and if you would walk away i wouldn't cry i would DIE!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901

Bella Swan: Clumsier than you since 1989

Sayings:

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

you know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

it's always the last place you look. well dur!! why would i keep looking after i found it smartness!!

what happenswhen you get scared half to death twice?

Put this on your profile if your still 5 years old inside.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

Links

My Story

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m172/cherrypoptart_2006/1rf6.jpg me as a vampire

http://www.weddingo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/gothic-wedding-dress.jpg wedding gown i was wearing.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31YPoPCOe3L._AA280_.jpg the red dress

Discovery

http://www.petervanbeever.com/myspace/darla_baker_30.jpg Mika ( Jakes little sister!) Just not as anorexicly skinny and no heavy eyeliner!

http://www.c28.com/productimages/jeans_skinnyG777BLK_200.jpg Her pants or these

http://www.debenhams.com/images/products/lrg/20070727_103010550960_LRG.JPG

http://www.bolinat.com/unique/produchttp://www.c28.com/productimages/jeans_skinnyG777BLK_200.jpgts/reg/8352.jpg shirt

http://www.buzzinfly.com/store/graphics/00000001/girlsgreyargyllhood_S.jpg Hoody from back( Plain grey in front!

http://www.filmexpress.it/images/AltreImmagini/MeanGirls1.jpg Evil plastic girl!! ( In middle of the three) and posey(everyone else!

http://file042b.bebo.com/6/large/2008/01/25/22/5064001144a6713743625l.jpg the vampire Blade

Not another love story

http://a604.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/7/s_f2cf4c877aa7e995c76143493f171793.png Dawn

http://www.sharong.com/catalog/ballgowns/images/BG27.jpg Her dress

http://image2.sina.com.cn/lx/fa/p/2007/0420/U1562P8T1D435881F913DT20070420103454.jpg Brent ( the vampire)

http://www.formaldress4u.co.uk/acatalog/Prom_Dress_14_tb.jpg Dawns ball gown only in dark blue (its really pretty!!)

avatars that i love

http://www.theorangebelt.org/forums/image.php?u=823&dateline=1209068755 sorry thought it was me!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3294/2599259526_955e93701b.jpg?v=0 i agree.

http://www.tokyopop.co.uk/ugc/1/9/9/6/4/2/u/avatar/1188105.jpg haha!

http://celebrana.com/phoenixtearz/icons/twilight/twilight16_gloss.png -sigh-

http://twilightschool.niceboard.com/users/42/51/82/avatars/1263-57.jpg yep.

http://assets.11piecesofflare.com/stickers/1859/0972/EdwardCullen_thumb.jpg take that jake!

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc125/Wotcher_Icons/Quotes/books.jpg and are real!

http://cdn9.tokyopop.com/e1/ugc/1/4/5/9/9/u/clans/1289/avatar.jpg HAHA! TEAM JCOB JUST GOT BURNED!

http://cdn1.tokyopop.com/e1/ugc/1/5/3/0/0/6/u/clans/14395/avatar.jpg smiles

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b143/Lucia_blackangel/Icons/iconiwantanedwardcullen.png don't we all

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/I_love_Gir_3333/10323888.png read it and weep jacob lovers!

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/Sasuke_Fangirl09/AliceCullen.png i bet they are designer!

http://twilightschool.niceboard.com/users/42/51/82/avatars/764-87.gif oh Emmett.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1165/1472749563_91f1829e82.jpg?v=0 Alice!

http://icons.iconator.com/432/ICONATOR_df2c4fd546f077b5588324b1eb70a658.gif it moves!

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile ( it reminds me of forks.)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile( Don't ask.)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.( every one stared at me because it was supposed to be scary!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

( well mostly me.)

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that you now have a built in Volvo radar, copy this into your profile( Yes and i saw edwards model and yelledEDWARD I LOVE YOU!!)

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! =-)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs!!( that is so true!)

If you think iPods were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile.( I would have even less of a life if it wasn't for ipods.)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it...( ), hazzah evil smiley!)

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. ( PSSSSSSSHH...)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.( The correct term is people.)

98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile.

Even when you cant see him God is there. if you belive in God put this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile

If you agree to any of these, please add them to your profile.

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

ATV is Addicted To Vampires

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.( NO my organ is broken!)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

AN apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit(CARLISLE!).

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!( Or your mind was being cruel!)

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.( I brought this up in science and my teacher and i were fighting about it.))

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. ( Again, you already know that.)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you are intolerant of intolerant people, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.(thats basically all i get...)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Soul Stance, Raven Wolfmoon, iheartmwpp, dracosnumber1girl, SMARTALIENQT, Shellygirl, Cheyenne32,Twihardtwilighter434

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.( I am there with you man.)

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.( Sigh, i would if i had a life.)

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile

you made it to the end of my profile you shall get a virtual cookie! Yay

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Choco_chip_cookie.jpg cookie!lololol! I want a cookie now! Grrr!