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Author has written 15 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Twilight, and Naruto. Hey I'm AkatsukiGrl101!! My real name is Nicole so if u want to message me just call me Nicole or Nikki. Mah eyes r blue/grey and mah hair is light brown (thought mah friends would dissagree and say I'm a blonde) and I have no piercings. I'm 13 years old and yes I swear a fucking lot. I swear as much as Hidan xDDD. I luhvv the anime Naruto and I'm an Itachi fangirl and I luhvv the Akatsuki. If Naruto was real I would join!! Man fav color is red. (bloody lmao) I'm bisexual and don't judge meh 4 it. I'm also emo . I like mostly metal/alternative/rock music . Mah friends would describe meh as a total FREAK!! And I'm PROUD ov it! I hav friends ov all diferent kinds. I'm pale white haha damn I make Sai look black nahh jk we're about the same. Can you look at my picture and tell me wat chu think? Am I pretty, ugly, hot, hideous, cute, or wat? Please tell me. Here's some funny quotes from me and my friends: "Got milk? If you don't grab a beer!"-Sabrina "Your Evil!"-Stephanie "What the fuck was that!"-Me "Well you see, this deer came out of nowhere and beat me up into a volcano, remember it was foggy people!, anyway then these evil leprechauns came out of nowhere and through sticks at me, i nearly died!"-Anthony Miraglia "Marvin looking at Samira Why are you looking at her? Do you think she's prettier than me?"-Andrew I've come up with a new name for that mean vice principal Mr. Archenbow...Mr. Martianballs!!-Vanessa "Don't you think Alec is cute?"-Me "Both of you if she kills me and you do nothing to stop it I will haunt you for the rest of your lives"-Dalena "How could you punch Andrew in the eye?"-Mikayla "Ms. Riley yelled at Zach basically for being on crutches!"-Me "OW! I landed on my bumtush!"-Olivia "Hey where are you going this summer?"-Me "Hey Nicole guess what? I'm going back out with Andy again!"-Sharae "Nicole I'm going to kick your ass later"-Stephanie "If you touch me I'll kick you all the way to Africa"-Andy "I think Mr. Kopka is cute"-Courtney "You know, Miley Cyrus is kinda ugly.."-Liana "Hey Bri...I like Anthony Sirianni!"-Me "Nicole help I'm being beat up by Alberto!"-Nick "You look depressed."-Samira "Nicole got hit by a bus."-Eddy At the halloween dance "Hey Michael, is Anthony gonna be here?"-Me At the Halloween dance "Come on Nicole dance!"-Jackie "Hey if you're rude to me I'll hit you with my cast."-Me "Heyy Steph whats up?"-Me "Hey Steph who is Trung?"-Me I hand Shayla her birthday card. She opens it up. "AAAH OMG U KNOW HOW TO DRAW DORA!"-Shayla "You kno who's really ugly?"-Me "I think I might like JJ..."-Me "Wow Carlisle Cullen is pretty cute.."-Me on aim "Hey Vincent, do u lik sprite?" -Me "Hey, I have a secret!" -Me "Hey are you gonna name your baby Caley?" -Vanessa "Nicole is pregnant!!" -Shayla In spanish class "Today we'll be learning Salsa dancing." -Ms. E "Hey Nick guess what!"-Me "HI BEST FRIEND!"-Me "Nick can I write on your hand?"-Me "Hey guess what !!"-Me "Hey Richard you're my bitch."-Me Yeah I have some pretty messed up friends huh? They're the best tho. And yeah, I did get hit by a bus. Date of my accident:10/30/08 Name 12 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. 1. Paul 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Misty/James) uh no 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Dawn) LOL !! 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Jessie/Zoey) um not possible ? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? (Conway) naaaaaaaaaah 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple (Drew/Misty) nahh ... Drew is all May's ! 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Dawn/Conway or Dawn/Reggie) Dawn/Conway I guess 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Brock walked in on Drew and Jessie) um ... ew LOL Brock would be like WTF and his eyes would actually OPEN !! 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Ash/Reggie) Hmm ... Ash is the only one of his friends that is still single, but he finally finds love; in his rival's brother ! YAOI 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Paul/Zoey) I guess there probably is, but I'm not interested in it 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Brock/Jessie) hmm idk 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Dawn/Paul) umm should be the other way around but OMG that would be awesome LOLOLOLOLOLOL 12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Ask) uh no 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (James) nahh 14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Drew/Dawn/May) Hmm that actually wouldn't be too bad 15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Reggie) I really don't know much about him so idk 16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? (Zoey) Hmmm Miss Independant by Kelly Clarkson 17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? (Paul/Misty/Jessie) Umm "completely random and stupid" . 18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two? (Reggie/Drew) Umm "You know green is my favorite color raises suggestive eyebrows" LOL IDK 19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (May) hmm yesterday ? 20. What is Six's super secret kink? (Misty) Ummm idk ? 21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (James/Conway) LOL possibly drunk is Conway thought James was a girl 22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Ash/Brock) Ash 23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). Paul and Brock are in a happy relationship until Conway runs off with Dawn. Paul, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with James and a brief unhappy affir with Jessie, then follows the wise advice of May and finds true love with Drew. O.o Here's my Sonic fan character. Name: Tara The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism ...S... Put this Post this on your page if you are all for Team Jacob. J I like Jacob, Edward, (yes I know they're complete opposites.) and Jasper. Carlisle is cool too. He's the hottest 'Dad' I've ever seen ;) there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? Eclipse How long did it take you to read the books? A while... Who introduced you to the books? Stephanie Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? I borrowed all except Breaking Dawn. That one I bought. Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? Midnight Sun cuz Breaking Dawn and the movie r already out. What's your dream ending to the series? If Jacob and Edward and Bella were still in a love triangle. I like Jacob =P Favorites: Jacob. Who's your favorite vampire? Jasper I guess Who is your favorite werewolf? Jacob, DUH! What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb." Edward. I like the classic. =) What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? In Breaking Dawn when Bella kept crying cuz Edward wouldn't have sex with her. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? In Eclipse when they kiss the second time before the fight. It's soo sweet =P How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? In New Moon when they were flying to Italy and Bella wanted Alice to bite her and the people on the plane were looking at her like she was crazy. It was funny. What was your favorite adventure/battle? I like in Eclipse the big fight against the newborn vampires and Victoria Which book cover was your favorite? New Moon Are these books among your favorite books of all? Um...DUH!! This or That? Twilight or New Moon? Twilight New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse Eclipse or Twilight? Eclipse Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Breaking Dawn's out so I'd have to say Midnight Sun. Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Midnight Sun since the movie is already out. The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn? Both came out already, but I guess the movie. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? Jacob. Edward fangirls please don't kill meh. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella Bella or Jacob? JACOB! Bella or Alice? Alice Alice or Jacob? Jacob Rosalie or Alice? Alice Jasper or Alice? Tie I guess Jasper or Edward Jasper Carlisle or Esme? Carlisle!! Emmett or Jasper? Jasper JACOB! Bella or Rosalie? Bella. Esme or Charlie? Esme Charlie or Carlisle? Carlisle Charlie or Billy? Billy Jacob or Sam? Jacob Sam or Quil? Quil Quil or Embry? Embry Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? James. HOTTIE! Werewolves or Vampires? I like both. Tie. Movie Stuff: How did you first find out about the movie? My friend Stephanie. Are you excited? It came out already. But I can't wait 4 it 2 come on DVD!! What do you think of the casting so far? Carlisle is a hot daddy xP Jacob is just sexy. Jasper is kool. Edward was a let-down, but he's still good-looking. Are you going to go see it? SAW IT! Planning on going with anyone in particular? I went with mi friend Liana. Do you think it will stay true to the book? mostly yah. Breaking Dawn Speculation: Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out? Almost done wit it. Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally? She did and I'm SO FREAKING HAPPY!! Do you think she and Edward will get married? They did. It was romantic!! Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book? He did, and on Bella's child! xD Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob? Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending? Idk, happy and shocking I guess. I still haven't finished it. Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time? Volturi How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross? That would have been kool. Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire? Nope. He was 2 stupid 2 figure it out. xP Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse Mostly yah. If anyone, who do you think will die in this book? Someone dies? OMG WHO? But I guess mi guess would b Renesmee cuz where I'm at, the Volturi r coming after Renesmee becuz she's basically a newborn. For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human? HUH? WIERD!! Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book? Well he was becuz he imprinted on Renesmee. What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn? I wanted Jacob 2 b happy as well as Edward and Bella. And he was! Yay! What's your dream ending? Jacob still loves Bella, she still loves him and Edward, and a love rectangle! Jacob, Renesmee, Bella, and Edward! =P (A Few Last Things:) In which book did you like Bella's character best? Breaking Dawn. She was funny. How about Edward's? New Moon after he comes back. Jacob's? Eclipse Alice's? New Moon when she comes back. She's funny. If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person? Idk. Jacob, Carlisle, or maybe Jasper cuz nobody really mentions him much. It would be kool 2 meet any of them actually. The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun! (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking. (x) You have run into a glass/screen door. () You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. ~total= 4~ (x) You have run into a tree. (x) It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. () People have called you slow. ~total so far= 13~ (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. (x) You just laughed. ~total so far= 19~ (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. ~total so far= 23~ () You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. ~total so far= 26~ (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (X) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling ~Total all together= 31~ FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Life isn't passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. You call me a B well a B is a female dog. A dog barks. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment :D Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! · If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches? · What disease did cured ham have? · Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half? · Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise? · Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”? · Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”? · Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly? · When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”? · Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors? · Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass? · If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit? · What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license? · How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes? · How do you throw away a garbage can? · Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase? · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”? · How can something be both “new” and “improved”? · Why do we shut up, but quiet down? · How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place? 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. sorry about this DONT READ!!... when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead. if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if uoi post this on 5 more pages Stereotypes suck! They are so dumb! (some are true though) Not all of these are true about me but are examples, some are really mean!The onees in Bold apply to me I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio. Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scatch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy.Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school.My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Copy and Paste this story about Kazu who was diagnosed with a rare uncurable disease, Spinocerebellar Degeneration, in your profile. This disease causes a failure of muscle control in their arms and legs, resulting in a lack of balance and coordination or a disturbance of gait. Support and send the message worldwide. My name is Sarah Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think child abuse is wrong. Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. this always makes me cry! Don't drink and drive you stupid people! I went to a party, Mom I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now Im lying on the pavement, My own bloods all around me, Im sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mom I wish that you could hold me Mom, Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions! 1. Kiba 2. Neji 3. Sasuke 4. Gaara 5. Naruto 6. Hinata 7. Temari 8. Sakura 9. Shikamaru 10. Deidara 11. Ino 12. Kankuro 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? pretty damn hot! 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Kankuro got Sakura pregnant? KAWAII! I WANNA C THE KID!! :3 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? mhm 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? AHH THEY'RE COUSINS!! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? uhh neither... 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? X3 if Temari walked in on Kankuro nd Neji having sex?! WOAH! Temari wud FREAK nd SO WUD I! CREEPY!! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? yah I've read a few Kiba/Saku 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Temari/Kankuro? They're related! As long as it's not a couple I guess I could live...uhh...idk 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Gaara wud proble kill Kiba... 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? I don't think so 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? I don't think any ov mah friends lik Naruto...gosh they suck 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? I don't think so... 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? X3 uhhh...ART IS A BANG, UN! 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? hmm..Sakura...I'd choose Disturbia. Idk y... 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kiba/Kankuro/Hinata?! Warning: COMPLETE ND UTTER UBERRANDOMNESS 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I don't think Deidara wud use a pickup line on Neji... THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Kankuro, Sakura, Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru, Temari, Deidara, Sasori CharactersFavorite: Kankuro, Sakura, Neji, Gaara, Shikamaru, Temari, Hinata, all ov the Akatsuki FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS! Naruto Quiz time! Put your favorite 12 characters in in no order at all XD Redone since i have different faves now :DDD 1. Sakura 2. Neji 3.Deidara 4. Kankuro 5.Tobi 6. Sasori 7. Sasuke 8.Kiba 9. Naruto 10. Itachi 11. Temari 12. Ino 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Sasori/Temari? No. 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Yes he is hot!! Very hot! Lol he's a kitty :D 3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Uhh I don't think a girl can get a guy pregnant... Yahh 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? WOAH uh noo 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? I'd hav 2 say 5/10 cus Tobi & Itachi r both in Akatsuki so it makes more sense 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing? Woah uh Sasuke would proble b lik "hn" nd walk away Oh gosh Deidara/Itachi...uhh...When Itachi finally makes it known that he's gay, Deidara is determined to make Itachi his partner. xD 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Sakura/Kiba? Yahh I've read 1. 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Sasuke/Ino? Idk I'm horrible with titles. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics? Mhm! Deidara is awesome! 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven? Yah mah friend can draw her in chibi form 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Neji/Kankuro/Tobi? Uhh no 15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Idk he wouldn't b in a moment of great passion. He's proble just b lik "hn" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Animal I Have Become. I guess. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Sakura/Sasori/Ino? Uhh Warning: Complete randomness and puppet-sex. xDDD 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? I don't think Itachi would use a pick-up line, especialy not on Neji 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Idk lol thts jus wierd 20) How emo is Seven? Omg its so ironic tht I put Sasuke as 7. VERY EMO! xDDD THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this iF yOu LiVe FoR fAnFiCtIoN aNd CaNt Go A dAy WiThOuT iT pAsTe ThIs On YoUr PrOfIlE ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ The Jashin Alphabet A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail Dear Mommy, I am in Heaven now, sitting on Jesus’ lap. He loves me and I don’t quite understand what has happened. I was so excited Even from my earliest days, I felt a special bonding between One day you cried almost all of the day. I hurt for you. I Complete terror is all I felt. I screamed and screamed until I I wanted to make all your tears go away. I had so many plans I wanted to tell you that I love you before I was gone, but I The angel took me to Jesus and set me on His lap. He said He I’m writing to say that I love you and to tell you how much I Also, Mommy, please watch out for that abortion monster. Love, Your Baby Girl If you think it's unfair Deidara comitted suicide to kill Sasufag and think Sasuke's a god-modder who deserves that nickname, copy and paste this into your profile. Fourty-Nine laws of Anime: Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja! If SasuSaku does NOT happen in the Naruto anime, and you will join my angry mob to fight aganist Kisimoto-shishou till he puts SasuSaku in there, copy and paste this onto you profile and add you name to the ongoing list: CherryBlossomSavior, Frozen Angel Wings, candyluver, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai,DarkLillyOfTheNight96, AkatsukiGrl101 getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!! I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny) Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT Jack was the most popular guy in school. Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Ashley approached the movies that night Ashley had peeked through Courtney's messing The next day at school Ashley wasn't A note that read: My dearest Jack, I Always with you, Ashley Please foward this or Ashley will Thank you If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,cherryredblossom,BLOSSOMHAERTXOXO,Cherry Bloosom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, xxxNicolexJxHxxx 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) Haha I have three voices in mah head . Their names are Ayame, Doragon, and Marika . Don't ask ... "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)" The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, Cherry Blossom Girl13, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, xxxNicolexJxHxxx If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment OMG DEIDARA ! If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them? If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later? What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'? What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights? Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time? Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'? Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet? Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'? What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose? If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, SaDiStIc-GoTh.Takai, AkatsukiGrl101 I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less 16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) You Know You're a Naruto Addict When... You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ...And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Windmill Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women “Ero-sennin” or “Pervy sage” Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” or “Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?” You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You get mad when people call Naruto stupid or Gay You have many Naruto head bands with the same sign on it and you got it again cuz it's a different color or its metal You trust your life in websites like Saiyanisland or Uzumakiworld You wish they would put Naruto Shippuuden on Adult Swim You though Naruto was a little boring after Sasuke left You think Byakugan looks a little painfull You even write in Adult Fanfiction You think all of the Naruto boys look a lot hotter in Shippuuden You make up your own little Naruto world in your head You wish you had half of all Naruto products or all You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto ...And also try to add to this list as well ~FanFiction Survey!~ How many fanfictions do you have submitted? fifteen Which one has the most reviews? Captive Least? I Want To Thank You Properly T_T Which fanfiction has the most words? Ways To Drive Sasori Insane Which fanfiction has the most chapters? Twilight Karaoke What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Anime/Manga: Naruto What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? Both Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Wats a C2 ? Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yupp . Most is 59 Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Mhm . Most is 48 What genre do you most frequently write in? Romance Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Usually . Sometimes only after a chapter Do you update frequently? Actually not that often, but I'm trying to change that Do you frequently use original characters? Not usually Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Not usually ~Naruto Birthdays~ January February March April May June July August September October November December At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came Girl Talk Did you know... 1.Do you like music? I am obsessed with music; my iPod is my BEST FRIEND 2.Are you an Sakura hater? no I love Saku ! 3.Gai or Lee? LMFAO ummm Lee 4.SakuraxItachi or SakuraxSaskue? SakuraXItachi I think they're cuter 5.Do you like Karin? she's a dumb bitch 6.InoxKiba or InoxGaara? I think they're both dumb and make no sense 7.Do you think Hinata is cute in long hair? yahh 8.Who are nicest Gaara or Saskue? Gaara 9.Do you like to read fan fiction about Naruto and Saskue? ehh sometimes 10.Who are the cutest Naruto or Gaara? Gaara 11.Do you think that Gai is hot? no 12.Who are your favorite male character in Naruto? DeiDei(: 13.Have you read SakuraxLee fiction? noo 14.Who are scariest Itachi or Pein? Pein 15.What do you hate? bitches 16.What do you like? a lot of things 17.Are you doing a new story? trying to 18.Have you eat today? mhm 19.Gai or Azuma? Asuma 20.Temari and shikamaru sitting in a tree kissing? ehh I don't really like the couple 21.Do you hate Ino? she's okay, but she's definately not my favorite . Better then Karin tho 22.Ino or Tenten? Tenten 23.Do you like to write? yessssss 24.Do you hate Saskue? yes because he made DeiDei kill himself AND he killed Ita-kun ! )': 25.Do you think that someone hate your stories? Well someone has to R.I.P: Itachi- Stupid Sasuke had to kill him. Well it turned out Itachi was innocent. I almost cried ... Jiraiya- His death was SAD ! Deidara- Stupid Sasuke ! He should have been killed instead of DeiDei Sasori- He let himself be killed ! That's sweet that he wanted to die in the arms of his parents . But still, I wish he didn't die ! Hidan- He's not technically dead, but he's a head in a hole and he's not going to be shown in Naruto anymore so what the hell ? Kakuzu- He was cool . Dude, he had five hearts ! Pein- The cool pierced dude just HAD to die ! Obito- Damn, his death was depressing ... Poor Obi crushed by a rock Yahiko- He was cute ! Then he was turned into Pein by Nagato ... Whatever Nagato- He was fucking sexy when he was younger, then he got all creepy and skinny, then he gets killed by Naruto . Fucked up life ... Gaara- Even if he was brought back to life, he still shouldn't have died ! This is the best and most AMAZING fanfic I have ever read . If you like DeiSaku, read this ! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3281376/1/ Awesome video watch it ! : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19YUfs9dSzY | |||||||
1. Ways To Drive Sasori Insane » reviewsSakura finds a list on deviantART called Ways to drive Sasori insane, and decides she wants to try it. Based on the list by MalunaDragon. Please R&R, no flames!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 127 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 8-1-09 - Sasori & Sakura H.2. Captive » reviewsSakura is captured by the Akatsuki. When Itachi puts some 'happy' pills into Sakura's food, she sings perverted songs to her guards. Rated T for some sexual themes.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 8-21-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Akatsuki & Sakura H. - Complete3. By Heart » reviewsNeji and Sakura go on a retrieval mission for Sasuke. They don't come back with the Uchiha, but with a new relationship. Rated T for mild swearing. Got the name from a song.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 5-17-09 - Neji H. & Sakura H.4. High School Sucks » reviewsSakura and her 6 sisters meet Deidara and his 6 brothers. They help each other get through this crazy high school. Dei/Saku Neji/Ten Shika/Tema Sai/Ino Naru/Hina Gaa/Mat rated T for mild swearingNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 4-26-09 - Deidara & Sakura H.5. Twilight Karaoke! » reviewsThe Twilight characters sing karaoke! I suck at summaries but please try and review.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete6. Puppy Love » reviewsSakura finally found a way to make Sasuke like her, and she needs Kiba's help to do it. She needs Kiba to pretend to be her boyfriend to make Sasuke jealous. But when Kiba begins to have feelings for Sakura, will the love be one-sided?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 3-2-09 - Sakura H. & Kiba I.7. Hidden Feelings » reviewsShadow overhears a conversation between Amy and Rouge about himself. He then starts to develope hidden feelings for Amy Rose. Will they ever be together? Shadamy. Plz R&R. Rated T just 2 b safeSonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-19-09 - Published: 8-17-08 - Amy & Shadow8. Miracle » reviewsEveryone is older now and has moved on since Shadow dissapeared...that is, exept for Amy. But when Amy's life takes an unexpected turn and sees those bright crimson eyes staring at her again, what could possibly happen next? Plz R&R. DISCONTINUED!Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 7-7-08 - Amy & Shadow - Complete9. Proving Her Wrong » reviewsI bet you haven't even gotten kissed by a girl!" Suigetsu would prove her wrong.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 7-5-09 - Suigetsu H. & Sakura H. - Complete10. Sasuke Doesn't Know reviewsOneshot songfic. Sasuke doesn't know that Sakura is cheating on him with Deidara. Song Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra, but the words changed up a bit. Bad summary, please read. Story is better then the summary.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-27-09 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete11. I Want To Thank You ProperlyKankuro travels all the way to Konoha just to thank Sakura. Or is there another reason? I suck at summaries, but please try. I got the idea from a comic I found on deviantART. Please R&R. Rated T for some sexual themes at the end.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Published: 4-12-09 - Sakura H. & Kankuro - Complete12. Healing reviewsSakura finds Shikamaru lying on the ground, unconsious. She takes him to her house to heal him. Her and the Nara boy become very close, but will their friendship turn to love? Requested by cool44. Rated T for mild swearing. Shika/Saku ONESHOT. NO FLAMES!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-5-09 - Sakura H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete13. High School Drama » reviewsThe Sonic characters go 2 high school. They meet new friends and have some romance in there too. What will happen in this fun filled school? Read to find out! Rated T for some swearing and violence and maybe pregnancy later.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Amy & Shadow14. Accidental Kiss reviewsI got inspired by a pic I found on DeviantART to write this story and I really hope you like it.Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-31-09 - Amy & Shadow - Complete15. Crushing on a Vampire » reviewsA new girl comes to live with the Cullens for a while. But the problem is she's a human, and she likes Jasper. Are the Cullens going to be able to keep their secret away from her, or will she eventually find out? A Jasper/OC. BTW Jazz & Alice arent togethTwilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 1-2-09 - Jasper
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