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since	: 07-05-08, id: 1624866, Profile Updated: 06-12-09
country	: Malaysia

Author has written 31 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Twilight, Shopaholic series, and Harry Potter.

I have a new story! It's called Klutzinator and I'd love it if you guys would scroll down and read it now. :) Don't forget to review!

About Confessions of the Certifiably Insane... yeah, I haven't updated in... what, two months? Sorry about that. I just don't really like writing it anymore, I guess. O: I might be putting it on hiatus for the moment, I dunno.

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Age: 14 (yes! Finally!)

Birthdate: 15th September 1994

Current Location: Malaysia.

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100 Things I Learned From High School Musical

1) High school cafeterias are vast and spacious — leaving plenty of room to spontaniously break into song and dance — and are in no way packed, crowded or uncomfortable
2) It’s completely acceptable for the female drama teacher to walk into the guys locker room where her young male students are showering.
3) A white, 5-foot-9 junior is the best high school basketball player in the state of New Mexico.
4) Creme brulee is a creamy custard that is totally satisfying
5) There’s only one fat person at East High School
6) All Troy could remember was pink jelly
7) In school hallways they put up really big posters of the most popular guy in school so that obsessed girls can sing to it
It’s okay to practice incest if you’re acting
9) Students at East High are allowed to work with chemicals unsupervised.
10) Troy’s shower head is very impressed
11) Everyone has a secret, and they have practiced to tell everyone in perfect harmony… while dancing.
12) That girl is named Gabriella, and she is very nice.
13) Kelsi has a magic piano: it not only plays piano but it plays guitar, drums and bass too
14) Lucas is NOT gay… even though he dances, sings, hangs out with his girly sister, wears pink hats, and stares at sweaty basketball players because Disney does not promote homosexuality
15) The hottest gossip is that the new girl and baskeball captain are auditioning for a musical, and that is in no way a euphemism for having sex.
16) In high school, you only have class once a day and it’s only about 10 minutes long. For the rest of the day you can sing, dance, play basketball, make/foil plans, and hide out in secret gardens as much as you want.
17) While alone in her bedroom, they sing. No sex? Really?
18) No one in the ENTIRE school has ever told Sharpay to shut the fuck up. How is that possible?
19) Gabriella and Troy are ‘breaking free’. They are also soaring, flying, and there isn’t a star in heaven that they can’t reach.
20) You can name a kid in the 21st century “Sharpay”
21) Detention is only 15 minutes long… and a boy named Chad will need you to help him countdown the minutes, as he sadly cannot count that high.
22) It’s always good to get extra credit…for college.
23) No one cusses at East High
23) Gabriella can’t have people staring her… she really can’t.
25) Parents do not teach their children that it’s okay to be yourself, only pop songs can do that.
26) Singing and dancing in the hallways is outstandingly normal
27) Playing the cello is very similar to operating a saw.
28) No emos, cutters, or illegal janitors.
29) Gabriella feels AND looks like a girl.
30) Having opera stars’ pictures in your refrigerator helps you lose weight.
31) Kelsi can teach you every note, pitch, and word to a song just by singing the first two lines for you.
32) People are doing stuff, stuff that isn’t their stuff.
33) The second equation should read 16 over pi.
34) Troy doesn’t know that “scared” means the same thing as “afraid”
35) There is only ONE Gabriella Montez on the entire World Wide Web.
36) Ain’t nothin wrong with a basketball playing brother who likes to bake.
37) If you’re the new kid in school, no one is allowed to look at you
38) If you audition for a school play, you send the entire school into pandemonium
39) Chad can make Troy say things.
40) The jazz square is a crowd favorite. EVERYONE loves a jazz square.
41) Even though you’ve only sung to your showerhead you will know how to sing harmony in karaoke.
42) Mountain lions are cute, but you don’t pet them.
43) Some high schools only have 5 adults on campus. That’s how they get away with dancing in the halls.
44) Troy is not just a guy.
45) Apparently the winter musical only requires two cast members.
46) When you’re in love with a stranger, you can memorize lyrics at the drop of a hat
47) Corbin Bleu is pretty much white.
48) If you’re a stressed jock, you need only to go to the school gardens and sing… nobody will find you or pick on you.
49) It’s hard to believe, that I couldn’t see, you were always right beside me!
50) Ryan really wants to meet Ashton Kutcher
51) No one said anything about leotards.
52) If you love a girl enough, breaking and entering into her room is not considered a problem.
53) No one on the basketball team is good at math.
54) Ladders can appear out of nowhere.
55) Chad tried to tell him, he REALLY tried.
56) Sharpay is allowed to have a pink locker while everyone else is stuck with an ugly beige one.
57) Troy rides the bus to school even though his dad works there
58) You can bet, there’s nothing but net, when Zeke is in the zone and on a roll.
59) If you’re gay, you dont know what g-o-d-r-a-m-a-c-l-u-b-! spells
60) If you’re heart has been broken by the most popular guy in school, your locker can open automatically - no combination necessary.
61) Where’s Gabby’s dad!?
62) Warning bells can be easily mistaken for cell phones.
63) Yes, Troy, you ARE going left.
64) You can have a laptop and a webcam pointing at a person ready to record them and they would NEVER notice
65) It’s better to hear it from Mrs. Darbus now than from your friends later
66) You can go to Kelsi’s house for breakfast and she has a piano.
67) By taking off your lab coat, the red ribbon in your hair can turn pink.
68) Only fat girls like to pop, lock and drop it.
69) You are allowed to cover your microphone with tacky sequins as long as youre the most popular girl in school
70) All stage fright can be cured by the saying “Like kindergarten”
71) What the heck are those two doing in a tree?!
72) You WILL stick to the status quo or everyone will sing to you until everyone else confesses
73) Gabriella loves pi.
74) Troy’s watch is imaginary, but he looks at it anyways and always knows what the time is.
75) Cheerleaders speak a different language than other human beings.
76) Students in high school don’t need backpacks… or books for that matter
77) No one finds it weird that you’re singing a sexual song to your brother/sister
78) It takes Gabriella’s mom and Troy’s dad forever to walk to an auditorium.
79) Throwing basketballs at trees is apparently great for stress relief
80) If you climb up to a chicks balcony that hates you and start singing to her, she will fall back in love with you.
81) People keep outfits in their lockers just in case someone spills nachos on them
82) The pregnant teacher stands corrected.
83) If you wear pink and have blonde hair, you are automatically a malevolent popular girl.
84) All fathers with sons in sports are oblivious to their sons’s other needs and desires.
85) Teachers from different departments always hate each other.
86) Chad has some pretty awesome shirts.
87) Troy is very slow (Come on! Not even ONE kiss?)
88) If you make good cookies, people fall in love with you.
89) A high school can produce 17 musicals in a span of two years
90) It is possible for the random girl you met at a ski lodge at New Year’s to coincidentally move to your school and become your girlfriend
91) Singing absolves a person of any bad thing they’ve done.
92) An entire school’s network can be crippled by the push of a bottom (Taylor must be a really good hacker.)
93) Chili cheese fries and milk are a substantial meal.
94) Interperative dancing is a sign that there is something mentally wrong with you and must see a counselor
95) All practical rules of time and space are lost when Troy and Gabriella hide.
96) The very best way to condemn your friend for singing is to break out into a song yourself
97) If you take your hat off and reveal luscious locks of brown hair you’re instantly beautiful.
98) Gabriella always plans ahead thats how she’s able instantneously change into a semi formal dress and heels for a basketball game.
99) You dont mind linking arms with the school bitch that you hate as long as its the final dance number of the movie.
100) When the entire East High School student body is decked out in red and white, Troy and Gabriella always seem to be in blue. Until the finale when they finally catch on.

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1. The Nanny » reviews
Bella's thirty and struggling to get a job. When she drunkenly stumbles onto Edward Cullen's doorstep, he mistakes her for a full-time nanny and hires her. But there's two problems: Bella falls hard for Edward and she's the nanny of 8 kids who hate her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,925 - Reviews: 584 - Updated: 6-21-09 - Published: 11-30-08 - Bella & Edward

2. Klutzinator » reviews
Bella is one of those pathetic, perpetually embarrassed poor souls who are destined for a lifetime of trips and accidents. So what havoc will Bella wreak when she becomes a waitress? Involves spilling piping hot liquids on a bronze-haired Adonis's crotch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 6-7-09 - Bella & Edward

3. Alice In Wonderland reviews
Alice's one of the four Princesses of Wonderland, when she isn't chosen to be the next Queen, she doesn't mind. But when the other three Princesses are killed, Alice is next and she flees into our world, returning ten years later to reclaim her throne.A/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-5-09 - Alice & Jasper

4. The List » reviews
When a sixty-year-old Susan realizes she is about to die, she makes a list of things to do before she leaves this world. She learns a few lessons about love along the way, and finally confronts her past. *COMPLETE*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,455 - Reviews: 310 - Updated: 4-12-09 - Published: 7-26-08 - Susan Pevensie - Complete

5. Confessions of the Certifiably Insane » reviews
Sequel to CIC. Bella's on cloud nine - she has a stable job, a fantastic best friend, a wonderful relationship with a certain Edward Cullen and even her perpetual clumsiness disappears. Then her perfect world crumbles. Is Edward... cheating?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 248 - Updated: 4-6-09 - Published: 3-21-09 - Bella & Edward

6. Cullen International Corporation » reviews
Sexiest Man Alive. Most Sucessful Entreprenuer of the Decade. Most Eligible Bachelor of the Year. All of these titles are owned by the devilishly handsome Edward Cullen, and Bella is about to become his assistant. Who knows what might happen? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,796 - Reviews: 2306 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 8-16-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete

7. Insert Witty Title Here reviews
It's Sirius's last year at Hoggie's. Includes obscene dares, naked teenage boys running amuck, trying to catch house elves at work, crushes on attractive teachers and even taking notice of a certain Harper Collins with fantastic legs... SBOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-12-09 - Sirius B. & OC

8. Clive, My Old Driving Instructor reviews
Becky Bloomwood's first, disastrous driving test. Hilarity guaranteed!
Shopaholic series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-25-09 - Complete

9. Supernatural » reviews
Bella talks to the dead. Or rather, the dead talk to her. She's the one that all ghosts go to when they need help to 'move on'. So what happens when she meets an exceedingly attractive ghost in her new home who, apparently, doesn't want her help?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,175 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 9-15-08 - Bella & Edward

10. Atonement reviews
A seventy-five year old Susan Pevensie is given the chance to turn back time. What will she do? What will she say? And most importantly... what will she change? Post TLB Susan fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-28-08 - Susan Pevensie

11. Maybe Someday reviews
Just one glance is enough to send a boy irrevocably in love with Queen Susan the Gentle. He becomes a knight in the hopes of catching her eye, and it works. Then, a tragic misunderstanding in the form of a little girl's accusation destroys them both.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-7-08 - Susan Pevensie

12. Happy Halloween reviews
The little Pevensies celebrate Halloween. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-29-08 - Susan Pevensie - Complete

13. Trick Or Treat reviews
Happy Halloween! Everyone loves Halloween, and the Cullens aren't an exception. Join them on a Halloween night gone awry. Includes ridiculous costumes, cleavage, terrified neighborhoods, blonde wigs and a certain haunted house. Lots of fun!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 10-14-08 - Bella - Complete

14. Baby World reviews
Renesmee wonders where babies come from. She decides to ask everyone. Hilarity ensues. Humor/Fluff
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 10-4-08 - Renesemee C./Nessie - Complete

15. Hate That I Love You reviews
Ten reasons why Bella hates that she loves Jacob all too much. Jacob/Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-26-08 - Bella & Jacob - Complete

16. Ten Little Facts » reviews
Ten little known facts about the four Pevensies.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 9-20-08 - Published: 9-5-08 - Complete

17. Recognition » reviews
When Bella loses her memory and everything she ever knew about the Cullen family, Edward has to try to win her heart again. But when Bella's blood sings for another vampire, who knows what could happen?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-15-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Edward & Bella

18. Sons and Daughters » reviews
Four ghastly dignitaries from Terebinthia come to Cair Paravel to court each one of the Kings and Queens. Includes wet clothing, four midnight redezvouses, princes who are living proof that it is possible to have an IQ lower than -345 and heavy sarcasm.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,282 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 8-2-08 - Peter Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie

19. Hide and Seek reviews
Lucy had always loved the game 'Hide and Seek'. Lucy/Caspian or Lucian.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-6-08 - Lucy Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete

20. Of Squashed Bananas and Burnt Toast reviews
A five-year-old Edmund and an eight-year-old Peter attempt to make their mother breakfast for her birthday. Humor fic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-22-08 - Edmund Pevensie & Peter Pevensie - Complete

21. The Amulet » reviews
Lucy's hand neared the blue jewel, and it glowed brightly. Her fingers touched the sapphire for the briefest of moments, and in a flash, she was gone. *Give it a try! You might be surprised.*
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lucy Pevensie

22. First Date reviews
Lucy goes on her first date. How will Peter, Edmund and Susan react? Chaos ensues.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 7-20-08 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete

23. Glossy reviews
Lucy reflects on the new Susan as she watches her elder sister put on her makeup. Rated T for mild sexual scenes
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-17-08 - Lucy Pevensie & Susan Pevensie - Complete

24. Babies reviews
In which Lucy wonders exactly where do babies come from. She decides to ask someone.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 7-16-08 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete

25. Woman's Best Friend reviews
Lucy gets her... er, period. Post LWW.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 7-14-08 - Susan Pevensie & Lucy Pevensie - Complete

26. I Feel Pretty reviews
What happens when you mix Edmund with a corset?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 7-11-08 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete

27. Heavy With Child reviews
Queen Susan is... pregnant!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 7-11-08 - Susan Pevensie & Caspian X - Complete

28. I Do reviews
Queen Susan gets married. Lucy's POV. Humor fic. Revised version!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 7-10-08 - Lucy Pevensie & Susan Pevensie - Complete

29. Numb reviews
Susan Pevensie is numb. Post TLB
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-8-08 - Susan Pevensie - Complete

30. Paint Me Beautiful reviews
Susan puts on her makeup.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-8-08 - Susan Pevensie - Complete

31. Royal Portrait reviews
The four Kings and Queens have their Royal Portrait painted. Chaos ensues. My first fic ever, so be nice!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 7-7-08 - Susan Pevensie - Complete