You guys think it'd be a bad idea to never go outside again and live the rest of my life in my parents' basement writing fanfics and drawing fanart? Yes?...Damn.

WIP's:

-Chains of Destiny: As much as it pains me to admit, COD is officially ON HIATUS now. I can't give it up entirely, because it does hold a special place in my heart, but writing more when I really don't feel up to it wouldn't benefit any of us. I'd just get frustrated cause I can't get anything done and you'd be disappointed because what I write is utter bullshit.

And now on to the obligatory fangirling. ;)

Victims of (my) fangirlism:

- Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

Well, what can I say? I love the greasy git. He may not be the best-looking man around, but definitely one of the sexiest. Though my friends are convinced that I'm crazy and the only one who could ever think of him as sexy. They'd be surprised how many fangirls he has...(Sev, ich will ein Kind von dir! xD)

- Erik (Phantom of the Opera)

I don't know what to say. How can you NOT love him? (Let's face it, Gerard Butler as the Phantom is the sexiest thing ever.)

- Sweeney Todd(Sweeney Todd)

A sexy, psychotic barber? HELL YES!

- Severus Snape

WHAT? He deserves to be mentioned twice!

Of course, there are more, but writing them all down would take the whole day...xD

My OTP's:

HET:

- Severus Snape/Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

Yes, well...I can't help it. I love those two together. Sev deserves someone who's beautiful (and I mean both her personality and her appereance) and can appreciate him fully. Hermione deserves someone who is intelligent, treats her right and can appreciate a quiet evening spent in front of the fireplace, just reading a good book and enjoying each other's presence.
And...student/teacher relationships are sexy...xD

- Erik/Christine (Phantom of the Opera)

I cry every goddamn time I see the end of that movie. It's just so obvious that Christine really loved Erik, but chose safety and comfort over passion and love. God, I just wanna shake her everytime she leaves with the fop. :(

- Sweeney Todd/Nellie Lovett (Sweeney Todd)

They're the perfect evil couple. Unfortunately, Sweeney is so caught up in the past that he can't see what's right in front of him. Namely Nellie, a woman who loves him with all her heart and cares for him, and Tobi, her (adopted) son. It's sad that Sweeney never realized that he had a family all along.

YURI/FEMSLASH:

- Fleur Delacour/Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

I can't fawn over SSHG ALL the time. I do crave some nice girl-on-girl-loving once in a while...when I'm not busy imagining Severus giving Hermione detention...sexy detention. And I love the mix of differences and similarities between Fleur and Hermione. Also, they're hot. Yes, I'm shallow. Sue me.

- Myka/Claudia (Warehouse 13)

Yes, I know. Myka and H.G. had a lot more subtext going on. Yes, I realize that I'm probably the only soul in this fandom who ships them. Also the only one who does not, in some way, like Myka/H.G. But can you fault me for adoring Claudia and her cute little puppy crush on Myka? Also, they're hot. (I say that about every pairing, don't I?) Aaaand I like me some age-differences in my pairings.

- Pansy Parkinson/Luna Lovegood

I HAD to ship Luna with someone. Specifically with a Slytherin, because Slytherins are awesome-sauce. And there really aren't much female Slytherins we get to know in the book, mmkay? DON'T JUDGE ME. DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.

- Elphaba Thropp/G(a)linda Upland(Wicked)

The book: Y'know, I started scribbling notes into my copy about everything subtexty I can find. Let's just say there's not much free space left.

The musical: Did they even TRY to conceal what was going on? I mean, come on...I know 'What is this feeling' is supposed to show their 'hate on first sight', but I'm clueless as to how anybody can view it as such. As far as I'm concerned, they're just trying to convince themselves that they're not TOTALLY crushing on each other (with no success whatsoever, of course). Apart from that, we get:

- Glinda telling Elphaba she's beautiful and Elphie rushing of, embarrassed

- a date (Emerald City, anyone? :b)

- a catfight

- jealousy

- 'For Good'...'nough said

- so much more which I can't recall right now

- Kim Possible/Shego (Kim Possible)

It's canon, I tell you!

- Faith Lehane/Buffy Summers (Buffy:TVS)

I'm not even going to try to explain why those two are meant for each other. If you don't see it, there's something seriously wrong with you. :b

- Azula/Katara (Avatar:TLA)

I think Katara is the only one (except for Ty Lee) who could help Azula find redemption.

- Azula/Ty Lee(Avatar:TLA)

Same as above. Oh, and it's obviously canon.

- Xena/Gabrielle (Xena:TWP)

I'm still wondering how you can be so obvious without explicitly stating that they have hot, dirty, lesbian sex...xD

- B'Elanna Torres/Seven of Nine(Star Trek: Voyager)

I started shipping these two without ever seeing an episode of Voyager or having heard of them before. It was destiny! xD

There used to be some pairings from Glee here, but...well, let's not talk about it anymore, yes?

Pairings I despise (no offense to those who like the pairings. They're simply not my cup of tea. :D):

HET:

- Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger

NO. Absolutely no. Let's face it, Ron isn't the brightest crayon in the box and Hermione clearly enjoys thing that challenge her intellect. If she ever tried to have an intelligent conversation with him it would end in a disaster. Also, he has a really bad temper. They already fight constantly when they're NOT a couple. And don't you start telling me it was all sexual tension. Their personalities simply clash. End of story.

- Edward Cullen/Bella Swan

If I have to listen to someone saying "They are so perfect for each other! And despite the difficulties they have to face, they still hold onto their love for each other! They deserve their happy ending!!111apple!!111!" once more, I'm gonna flip. And possibly burn something. Edward is an abusive bastard and Bella the epitome of the helpless girl in need who can't do anything on her own and is loved by EVERYONE. Mary-Sue, anyone? DON'T even get me started on their so-called epic love or I might hurl a book at my PC.

- Fiyero Whatshisname/Elphaba Thropp

I get freaked out just thinking about it.

Oh well, I guess that's about it. I really can't think of anything I'd like to add.

Except, review my stories and spread the femslash love! :D