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since: 07-05-08, id: 1625469, Profile Updated: 11-22-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

HI!

My name is KCK Lumcer (that is pronounced Loom-sier)
How I came up with that is a long story but here's the short version... First letter of some Nick names that acumulated over the years and the First Letter of my names rearanged.

I want to tell you a little about me...

Well what could you possible want to know?

I'm a little county girl from Georgia, blue eyes, brown hair. Rebel by birth, (my apologies to anyone that may feel offended by that fact.) I feel way older then I am, lol, and have a group of the most supportive/awesome friends.

I love to read more then practically anything. My favorite book is Crown Duel by Sherwood Smith, but my favorite author is Tamora Pierce who writes teen science fictions; example: The Protector of the Small Series, The Open Circle Series etc. Some of my favorite Manga/Anima are Inuyasha, Fruitsbasket, Loveless, Full Moon, Vampire Knight... etc.

I've been writing since I was in the sixth grade, but every thing I've written so far have been complete originals. So this is something very different for me. So if I am absolutely terrible I give my most sincere apologies.

Random List of information just for the fun(heck) of it... May change randomly upon my mood.

- I have 4 dogs (Prissy, Coco, Hurkuleis aka Hurk, and Bouncer) 1 cat (-Laya-) 1 Bird which loves to say "I Love You" (Ivory) and 1 horse (Gun Smoke aka Baby)
- I sometime wonder how half the things in this world got their names... "Why is a shoe called a shoe?" (Can you guess where that quote came from?)
- LOL I gave a farret to my sister, She is beyond excited... they named it FIZZ... Don't ask me why
- Previous Animal's names... (or a few)... Bart, White Paws, Clowy, Pertty, Bear, Victoria, Bambie, Moco, Arrow, Suger, Dotts, Reble, Valintine, Mikie, Tapica, Mowie, Darbie, Rose, Angel...
- Favorite Movies (of the moment) - Gold Diggers, Stardust, Beaches.
- Book I'm currently reading - Good question... Just finished Eon (Thanks for the corection... :D) P.S. Thanks Akito I loved it... I hate spoiling a good book but yeah remind me next time we see each other!
- I have been trying to find a song about a boy who's father goes off to work and his mom explains to him that his dad's getting paid so the kid goes and counts all his money and asks if it's enough to have his dad for a while... and she call his dad and tells him to come home. I remember the story but not the words so i've been searching for it for years. I've only ever heard it once but if any one finds if or knows it... even just some of the lyricks i'll owe them a favor :D that's for sure and they can feel free to collect (with in reason of course :D )
- Alarms are pure evil!! Especially the ones that wake you up on a saturday to tell you to go to school!!

- Featured song of the moment :D -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch1onloAKOU- The Prince of Egypt-When You Believe(multilanguaje) sung by: ??

--Laya has gone to live with my brother and is not very happy about it, but she is still mine!--

It has been officially decided that I have a spelling disability, which I do but unfortunately I can't spell the medical term any where close to right to save my life so yeah sorry I do try to double check every thing :D.

Anything else that you would like to know about me you'll have to personally ask me. _ ah and any book or author worth reading please I'm always looking for something new to read.

Hope you enjoy. Please feel free to contact me with questions, suggestions, mistakes (I'll tell you now, I'm the most horrible speller in the world.), or just to criticize my work. All reviews are looked forward to. Just please if you criticize me please use constructive criticism.

New stories:

Unity
HP Fic, Possibly Yaoi, A total twist to seventh year... Any thoughts for the future chapters send them my way :D !!

AN: (subject to change constantly :D)

Okay y'all (yes I just used the forbiden word for you all :P) I have just updated for my story titled Secret but have hit a small snag so just be patient I have not forgotten about any of my stories!! Any Ideas or special request just let me know. :D It will be updated again soon

I tell you guys there is not a single moment when my life is not a hectic train ride waiting for a head-on collesion :D But I love it!! I updated and the wedding was BEAUTIFUL!! :D :D :D I'll try to update again soon!

HOMOPHOBIA IS STUPID!!

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down. I'm scared

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. 2 people were on it but only 1 survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If there's anyone you love this much put this in your profile.


FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Copy and paste this if you hate child abuse!!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (WHICH I DO NOT!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (or prejudiced)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (actually I'm just bored :D)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Band GEEK for 7 years!! AND PROUD OF IT!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect (Babatised sp? But not completely devoted to their beliefs)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(I have some...)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (... Why does every one think that?)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE (and how can't people not like Yaoi or Yuri)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (If someone says they WHOLE heartedly agree with their government then I'm pretty sure they're liein)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
(well not much :D)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

PERSONAL NOTE: Wow! I had a lot on this list... Some I didn't even know people thought... I wonder if that makes me Naive? Two that should be on there is:
I'm A Rebel so I MUST be Raceist.
I can't spell there for I MUST be stupid.


If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal testing/abuse/fur/ect, copy and paste.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever danced simply to dance, if you ever sang simply because you were happy, if you ever laughed simply to enjoy the sound, and if you ever smiled for simply the hope of making someone else smile. You've made the world a brighter place! It's the simple things that make the world go round. Copy and Past if you have and if you believe this!

Emmett's the strongest.
Rosalie's the hottest.
Edward's the fastest.
Bella's the clumsiest
Alice's the quirkiest.

But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous.

Okay I'm not really a big Twilight Fan, but I have read the books, seen the movie and will say they're worth a read. However when I read this I just couldn't stop laughing, Jasper's my favorite lol!! hence why it's so funny to me. much like a button on Facebook that has a grocery list Jasper made with Bella at the end and Edward crossed out say NOT FUNNY JASPER! lol it's just funny okay.


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1. Secret » reviews
What if you found out everything you remember is a lie? Even your name? ps This is not refering to Harry Potter but someone connected. Harry will play just as big of a role if not bigger, but I don't want to give everything away. possibly: m/m f/f? lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,531 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 8-20-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.
2. Passion or Tender reviews
If you're having an argument what's the best way to settle it? Well getting a third party's oppinion is a good start. Though Draco just might have gotten more then he bargained for! M/F & M/M ONE SHOT! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-16-09 - Harry P. - Complete
3. Unity » reviews
It's just after the war and Hogwarts has been turned upside down and inside out. Join Harry and everyone else for his seventh year of school. Sure to be interesting... Yaoi, Language further warnings as chapters are added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 6-18-09 - Harry P.
4. Stepping Stones » reviews
The general idea is 4 transfers form the USA attend Hogwarts in order for one of them to be able to get a hold of their unique ability. The question is will even Hogwarts/Harry be able to help? Read and find out! Harry is a major character!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,196 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 7-13-08
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