Hey Kasai Kumo here! (and yes that is a nickname because I'm paranoid)(just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!) I am completely in love with reading and writing. They are my passion. People always give me weird looks because I won't go anywhere without a book. (Seriously, I took one with me when I went on rides at the state fair).

I started writing fanfictions a while ago, but haven't posted a lot on here yet. This is because of two reasons. One, I'm slightly scared of rejection. I really don't want someone to yell at me (virtually, of course) because they don't like my story. Two, as many of the readers from my story Just One of the Guys probably noticed, I'm really inconsistant, and a very bad procrastinator. In simpler terms, I suck at updating. Yes, there may be good reasons why I don't update, but the point is still that I don't. I'm trying to fix that though. I've started writing multiple chapters at a time, so that there is less pressure when I need to update.

As I said above, I'm a paranoid person. So I probably won't give out much personal info about myself. What you are allowed to know is that I'm female,I'm a brunette, I'm quite short, and I have brown eyes. Wait... yep thats about it. The rest you don't have high enough clearence for (sorry, I've been watching too many cop shows).

Favorites:

Music:

Skillet, Three Days Grace, Evanescence, Within Temptation, Linkin Park, Pink, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Daughtry, Good Charlotte, pretty much anything...

Books:

Vampire Academy (Richelle Mead)

Night World (L.J. Smith)

Twilight Saga (Stephenie Meyer)

The Host (Stephenie Meyer)

Maximum Ride Series (James Patterson)

Thirteen Reasons Why (Jay Asher)

The Wanderer (Sharon Creech)

Quotes/Funny Things:

( Yes, there are a ton of these. )

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. (personal favorite)

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

Cannibals are what they eat.

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Procrastinators unite! Tommorrow...

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

I uesd to have super powers but then my theripist took them away.

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through.

The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break.

Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad.

Just because I'm smiling doesn't mean I'm happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears.

If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break.

Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember

Always be who you are. Those who matter don't care and those who care don't matter.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.

Poems/Lists:

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1. You talk to yourself a lot.

2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

4. After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

5. You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

6. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

7. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

8. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

9. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

10. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

11. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

12. People think you have A.D.D.

13. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

14. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

15. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.

16. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

17. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

A good or best friend!

~A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

~A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

~A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

~A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend steals yours.

~A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

~A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

~A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

"Good friends will let you dance with your boyfriend, Best friends will yell 'No She's Mine'"

"Good friends don't let you do stupid things, Best friends don't let you do stupid things alone"

"Good friends will buy you lunch, Best friends will eat yours."

"Good friends will take you to buy a pregnancy test, Best friends will stand outside the bathroom screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

"A best friend can look at you with a smile on your face and ask 'What's wrong?'"

"She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and she'd ask 'where you put the body'"

"My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, Best friends will push you back down and laugh"

"Good friends ask why you're crying, Best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry"

"Good friends will bail you out of jail, Best friends will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome',"

"Good friends will say you can do better, Best friends will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go,But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun,he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend;

That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother;I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy,

I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors;

I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack,I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Stereotypes:

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I wear perfume, I MUST be a flirt

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