Author has written 91 stories for Lizzie McGuire, Kim Possible, Legend of Zelda, Hey Arnold, Harry Potter, Pokemon, Misc. Cartoons, Tenchi Muyo, Inuyasha, Misc. Movies, Recess, Teen Titans, Ranma, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Danny Phantom, Codename: Kids Next Door, Disney, Martin Mystery, Phil Of The Future, Xiaolin Showdown, Sky High, Ned's Declassified SSG, Life With Derek, Zoey 101, Ben 10, Will and Grace, Scrubs, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

Hello I'm Silverflare07. Prepare yourselves for, quite possibly, the longest bio of you will ever find! For any additional info/updates on my stories check out my livejournal. Just click the home link above!

The Basics of Me

1. My eyes are my favorite feature, they're blue.
2. My hair is brown and currently short.
3. I live inside my head, and that's the only place you'll ever really find me.
4. My name is ~~~~~, but call me Silver because I'll answer to just about anything but Slick.
5. I have 4 pets. A one-eyed dog Sarah, a stripped cat Sammi, a calico cat Kali, and Al the vibrating mouse/cat toy.
6. I'm going to one day write for Network Television, I'd like to write for the next Will & Grace!
7. My lucky number is 7, and that's not just because it's the day I was born.
8. My best friends in the whole world are B (her real name doesn't actually begin with a B but it's a not-so-long story that we don't like to tell), Meghan (who's been my BFF since kingergarden, and Chibi (who is like my big sister and deserves about a million kudos for putting up with me). My roommate is well on her way to becoming my other best friend for she is the Will to my Jack!
9. My favorite things to do are read, write, play video games, dance when no one is watching, make people laugh, and swimming.
10. I don't ever get on anymore, but if I did my screen name for AIM would be gUrLsXLiEXtOo

My Favorite ______ Is...

Color: Blue
Food: Subway!
Animal: Cat and Horses
Movie: Muppet Treasure Island (yes I did type the correctly)
Book: The Da Vinci Code
Author: Dan Brown
Song: I'd Lie, Picture to Burn, I Think We're Alone Now, and Red High Heels (of course that usually changes so fast it would make your head spin)
Artist: Faber Drive
Actor: Micheal Seater
Actress: Sandra Bullock (I love like all her movies! She's hilarious!)
Anime/Manga: Ouran High School HOST CLUB! -I love my twins!-
TV Show: Life with Derek and Will & Grace
Fanfic: I love so many. But I would definitely have to say; Child's Play by moirariordan because it is one of the most hilarious one shots I have ever had the pleasure of reading. And because I totally love pancake syrup! (although for different reasons then Derek...)
Author: Warlordess
Holiday: Christmas because it's the one time of year that I don't get strange looks when I burst into song
Fact about Myself: I am Canadian!

Extra Info

What'd ya wanna know? ~~ I like anime and cartoons and just about every kind of music. I'm a total dork, but Geek is Chic and I sumo wrestle Tokyo so it's okay. ~~ Busch Gardens is okay as long as I go with B and not anyone else but King's Dominon will always be better.
~~
I can survive off of Subway for the rest of my life (with a few breaks for pasta in between) and I will always regret that I used to live only 10 minutes from the Subway HQ and I'll never know what I had. ~~ I write in my spare time (mostly fluff) and I post on fanfiction.net and fictionpress.com. You're welcome to read but not sure if you'll like any of it. ~~ My best friends are Negi, Raven, and Chibi. Negi is the one who really sumo wrestles Tyoko and is always chasing after the perverted old men. Raven's the one I corrupted (accidentally of course) and Chibi's the big sister I never had. ~~ If you really wanna know me, what's my name, where I come from, all that jazz it'll take a lil while. Gotta get to know me, make me trust you. You want me to spill my guts then you have to spill yours. A deal's a deal right? Wrong! But it's okay cuz Sugar, We're Going Down SWINGING! I'll be your number 1 with a bullet but only if you know what baka means. But don't worry, you'll always get a Second Chance because 'business is cruel, but not totally heartless' But then again, what they hell do you about what I like. ~~ My Japanese name's Yasashii-Mirai and if you can guess what that means I'll give you two oreos and some fluff (srry's Negs but you don't count this time). Just call me Mira if my whole name's to hard to type out...even I had to copy and paste it. ~~ Don't ask my if I like you, just remember I'd like you better if you'd lose at cards. Of course that means jack diddly now-a-days cuz they had their happily ever after didn't they...in both movies. And just because he grabs her ass doesn't mean he's still not gayer than Christmas. 'Cuz...trust me...he is. ~~ ...I told you I was weird. ~~

10 Things You Don't Know About Me

1. I secretly own, and love, the movie Sharkboy and Lavagirl

2. Even though I'm in college I don't feel even remotely grown up

3. I get inspiration from the weirdest things- like socks

4. I love to write happy endings, even though I don't always believe that life has one

5. Every time my ambition has changed, I've always been able to honestly follow it with and writing

6. My favorite songs will almost always reflect the relationship of my current favorite couple

7. I drag my father to go see musicals with me, because I know he secretly enjoys them

8. I have the single most dysfunctional functional family in the world

9. I am called the one shot queen for a reason, I'm usually terrible about updating

10. I (heart) Jack McFarland! He is just too awesome for words.

Favorite Couples: Be Ready for a List!

Harry Potter: Seriously, J.K. fudged the ending up!

Harry/Hermione,
Ron/Luna,
Cho/Cedric,
Draco/Ginny (Draco's not evil deep down it's his family)

Lizzie McGuire: Who actually just says 'Thanks' after receiving a kiss from their long time crush?

Lizzie/Gordo,
Kate/Ethan
Miranda/Matt
Matt/Melina
Miranda/Tudgeman (you know, Larry)

Hey Arnold: Am I the only one who wanted to see that movie that never got made? We needed closure dammit!

Arnold/ Helga,
Helga/Gerald
Pheobe/Gerald,
Arnold/Pheobe
Harold/Patty,
Rhonda/Sid,

Kim Possible: They brought it back! And then ended it again, lol!

Kim/Ron
Shego/Drakken (It was the last movie that clinched this couple for me)

Zelda: The single greatest game EVER (all of them) even if I hate Zelda.

Kid Link/Sarai
Adult Link/Malon
and (just for BB)
Adult Link/Busbuddy

Pokemon: I still own most of the movies...or I did, who knows how many exist now...

Ash/Misty! All the way man!
May/Drew

The Weekenders: I miss this show! I need my Toon Disney back!

Lor/Tino
Carver/Tish

Jimmy Neutron: Admit it...you all love Goddard too.

Jimmy/Cindy
Sheen/Libby
Carl/Brittany

Inu-Yasha: Those doggie ears...kawaii!

Inu-yasha/Kagome
Miroku/Sango
Sessomaru/Rin
Kikyo/Naraku

Teen Titans: Come on! We get to see Robin away from Batman, how cool is that!

Robin/Starfire
BeastBoy/Raven

Codename: Kids Next Door: Because, at one point or another, we've all played games like this.

Numbuh 1/Numbuh 5
Numbuh 3/Numbuh 4
Numbuh 2/Brittany (if your wondering read Operation: M.E.M.O.R.Y.)

Phil of the Future: Ricky Ullman with short hair...enough said.

Phil/Keely
Pim/Danny

Kodocha: I was addicted to this manga once...a long time ago.

Sana/Akito
Rai/that chick he was in love with

Ranma 1/2: Akane would be the luckiest girl in the world if she were bi...

Ranma/Akane
Ryoga/Ukyo
Shampoo/Mousse
Kasumi/Dr. Tofu (does he have first name...?)
Nabiki/Kuno
Colegene/Happosia (I'll never write for this couple but they deserve each other)

Danny Phantom: The dude can fly...I am so jealous, even if he is half dead now.

Danny/Sam
Tucker/Valerie
Tucker/Jazz

Martin Mystery: Because I've discovered I have a thing with stepsibs, which is why I refuse to watch the Brady Bunch

Martin/Diana (yes I know they're 'stepbrother and sister' but technically they're not related by blood or anything so it can happen (legally too) and they just look so damn cute together)

Xiaolin Showdown: Come on now, those Wu are soooo cool!

Raimundo/Kimiko
Jack/Ashley (Katnappe)
Wuya/Raimundo (it's my sick twisted side that really likes the idea of her keeping him as her 'pet' in the whole 'Rai goes evil thing'. Not liking him liking her at all, but liking her lil fondness for him...it's that sick twisted part of me.)

Young Wizard Series: Because I want to be a wizard.

Nita/Kit
I loved Fred! I'm so sad he had to blow himself up, even if it did save all our sorry butts in the process. He was still my favorite.

Chronicles of Narnia: By the end of the 7th book I was bawling like a baby...no lie.

Peter/Susan (because I can justify this one by saying Peter is adopted because he's the only blond Pevensie)
Edmund/Lucy (seriously...there's four humans for most of the Pevensie's reign...)
Lucy/Tumnus (friendship only with these two...he's just too much of a pedophile in the movie...)
Lucy/Caspian

Life With Derek: Words cannot describe...

Derek/Casey
Edwin/Lizzie
Sheldon/Emily
Sam/Emily

Ned's Declassified SSG: If I could spend a day with Gordy...

Ned/Moze
Cookie/Lisa
Cookie/Evelyn
Suzie/Loomer

Host Club: Six gorgeous men in one room...hell yeah!

Karou/Haruhi
Haruhi/Tamaki
Kyoya/Tamaki
Kyoya/Karou
Mori/Haruhi
But...above all else...
Hikaru/Karou (because there is no Hikaru without Karou)

Will & Grace: It's Just Jack...and Karen...and Will...and Grace...

Will/Grace
Jack/Karen
Jack/Will
Grace/Leo
Karen/Stan

I've actual analyzed the personalities of the 'Fag Four' for a pyschology paper, and the first two pairings are more geared towards friendship than actual romance, and the third isn't so much love anymore as the one that Jack could never have. I love trying to figure out what makes these characters tick. It was the funniest paper I ever got to write for a grade and I got an A on it to boot!

Countdown

There is nothing to countdown at the moment

Wilson: Good god Shut UP!

Silver: Just one more thing! Sorry 'bout that. Wilson is the volleyball that hangs out in my head, he's usually chillin' with anyone of my 12 other personalities by the jukebox. The inside of my head kind of looks like a diner from the poodle skirt era. You can also blame the jukebox for my random bursts of music. Really, blame that when I start singing during my wedding vows. My current character fixation at the moment is Derek Venturi because I have a thing for guys with attitudes who are really softies at heart. They're just so fun to figure out!

Wilson: You just think he's hot!

Silver: ...well, there's that too. But it's not all about looks!

Wilson: Yeah sure whatever!

Silver: Don't make me pop you! ::holds out needle::

Wilson: ::gets look of fear:: Let's not and say you did.

Silver: No because then everyone will know that I didn't pop you...you...you...annoying little...

Wilson: Do you honestly think anyone will read this far?

Silver: Guess not. ::puts down needle:: You live for now.

Wilson: ::sighs::

Derek: You really shouldn't do that you know.

Silver: And just why not!

Derek: People are going to think you're insane.

Wilson/Silver::blank looks:: ...Duh...

Derek: ::sweatdrops:: Er...right, just cut to the quotes already...

~~ Quotes ~~

"That would be sooooo cool...if it wasn't going to hurt us" -Ron Stoppable

"Who wants to build a robot tick? I do! I do!"-Dr. Drakken

"Senor Senior Senior: Prainna! Why ever would I want Prainna?
Ron: To eat the good guys!"

"I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse expelled" Hermione Granger

"I've got a lot of things on my mind besides girls. GIRL! GIRL! Right there!"-Eric Matthews.

Feeny: Ah Mr. Matthews!
Eric: Mr. Squirrels!
Cory: Eric!
Eric: Plays with!

Jack: Lose one friend, lose all friends, lose yourself. Why's the rest empty?
Playswithsquirrels: Nothing else seemed important.

Gordo: What do you even know about the guy?
Lizzie: Well I know that he's a total hottie!
Gordo: :sarcasim: Well there's a rock soild foundation! We'll go from there!

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live"-Albus Dumbledore

"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad. His hair is as dark as a blackboard. His really divine, I wish he were mine. The hero who concered the Dark Lord."- Fred and George Weasley/Cupid

Drunk Girl: What's coyote ugly?
Lil: You ever wake up from a one night stand and the person sitting next to you is so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off then wake them up...that's coyote ugly!
Drunk Girl: But why would you name your bar after that!
Lil: Cuz cheers was taken!

"Who ever said nothing's impossible had never tried slamming a revolving door!"-Brittany

Wood: Scared Harry?
Harry: A little.
Wood: Don't worry I felt the same way before my first Quidditch match.
Harry: What happened?
Wood: Eh? I don't really remember. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in and woke up in the hospital a week later.

We're not stupid we know are names are Gred and Forge!"-George cough...I mean Forge Weasley

Silver: Sorry I'm lost in Hyper land.
Jessie: Where's Hyper Land?
Silver: it's just a chocolate bar and can of coke away!

"Sanity is overrated."-Enstien

"Never Be Normal!"-Ron Stoppable

Mrs. Ugermyer: Mr. Craft did you even put a dent in your reading list?
Ethan: Yeah I finished it.
Mrs U: You read 11 books?
Ethan: No I meant I read the list.

Lizzie: These guys (Paolo and Isabella) aren't bad. I mean if your into Alanis Morisette-y alternative, dark, like, brooding, I-never-go-out-in-the-sunlight-my-life-is-a-black-whole-of-depression kind of stuff, then you'd think they suck, but for the driving-around-in-the-car-putting-on-lipgloss-with-the-top-down-loving-life kind of thing, they're good. Listen. :holds out half of headset so Gordo can listen:
Gordo: Not bad...You used scented soap.

Evelen and Rick (from the Mummy) talk about destroying Imhotep: Rick: We? I told you not to play around with that thing (the Book of the Dead). Didn't I tell you not to play around with that thing?
Evelen: Me-me-me-I-I-I. I woke him up and I intend to stop him.
Rick: You heard the guy (mediah) no mortal weapon can kill this creature.
Evelen: Then we'll just have to find some immortal way.
Rick: There goes that we again.

Rick: :looks at mummies: AGHHHHHH
Mummies: :Gives better scream: AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rick: Uh-Uh :shakes head quickly:

From Two Weeks Notice:
June: You know the only thing I like better than chess?
George: Pokemon?

"Sit boy!"-Kagome

Blend in with the shadows that way you see everyone but no one sees you. It's lonly that way but...at least you don't get hurt. -me

Out of the darkness the Zombie did call. True pain and suffering he brings to them all. Away were the children to hide in their beds. For fear that the devil would chop of thier heads! -I read it in a fic

Best friends for life! Or...until our next fight!-me

Isn't it funny how a heart is just two tear drops upside down?-dunno

I'm in like with you...but I'm in love with him.-dunno

No man is worth your tears...and the one who is won't make you cry.-dunno (sounds like someone's mother tho)

I'm only smiling 'cuz I have no idea what's going on.-some keychain

Inu: Why's she crying?
Miroku: Just nodd and smile.

Cry me a river and name it (insert your name here)-Destynee

Akane: I think you should know that Upperclassmen goes easier on female appoints...
Ranma: (currenlty upside down) I think you should that blue panties really don't suit you.

Curiousity didn't kill the cat...
Criousity made the kittens!-dunno

Before love my heart was a black whole
After love I didn't have a heart.
I still don't know which is worse.-dunno

I'm sure someone cares that your alive...it just isn't me!-dunno

I looked up at stars one night and though...'where the hell is my ceiling?'-my friend.

We said friends forever,
We even made a pact.
But now we've gone our seperate ways,
We're not even looking back.-me

Smiles And Tears, Giggles And Laughs.
Late Night Calls And Cute Photographs.
I'll Be There For U Till Da Day Of My Death.
Best Gurlies Forever Till My Very Last Breath. -dunno

When god made me he was just showing off -dunno

People say life is short. I say I'm shorter -dunno

When it hurts to look back
and you are scared to look ahead,
look beside you and I will be there -dunno

I cried last night...not because I missed you, or because I needed you...But because I realized I'd be alright without you.-dunno

The voices in my head don't like you. -dunno

If tears could build a staircase, a memories a lane...I walk right up to Heaven and bring you home again...-would u believe me if I told u this was on a pet tombstone...

"I finally get a vacation. My very first one! And what does my mom do! She calls me and tells me I have to come back because my village is missing it's idiot.:smaller print:Don't see why I gotta find the idiot..."-me

In some cultures what I do is considered normal...-dunno

Even is the voices aren't real...they have some good ideas...-dunno (sounds like something I would say too)

Wanting him is hard to get.
Loving him is hard to regret.
Losing him is hard to accept.
But with all the hurt I've felt, letting go is the most painful yet. -dunno

I never meant to hurt you but you're pretty when you cry...I never really loved you but I'm pretty when I lie.-dunno

As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids! -dunno

When you were born, you were cryin and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying. -dunno

There are easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance. -dunno

Raven: Beastboy had a brain?

Raven: I don't do funny.
Cyborg: You asked for it. :pulls down Raven's hood:gives Raven wet willy:

T.J.: So long happy childhood. Goodbye baseball bat. Bye Hockey stick. Bye...HEY! It's my Mr. Monk Monk! :hugs monkey:

Starfire: Would Robin enjoy potatoing the couch with us?

bb: Go look at the screen!
Ash: 0_0 That was low!

"Robin, you are my best friend. I cannot be in a world where we must fight...If you are truly evil then do what you must..." - Starfire.

Star: How many ocarins does it take to hoogie a morflark?
BB: :drool:
Star: FINBAR!
BB: :drool:

"You are mistaken. I was never anyone's friend to start with. Therefore I can't be a traitor." -Busbuddy

"I know that's not very logical, but then again, neither am I." - dunno

"I'm not going to let you or your shiny head stop me." -dunno

"Are you REALLY gonna remember to stop, drop and roll when you're on fire?" -dunno

If a safety pin, duct tape, or a bandaid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.-dunno

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

Dropt on me hed wen I wuz a kidd.

"How does she do that?" Rizo the rat, Gonzo, and Jim Hawkins (that's just for you Busbuddy)

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you're an ass. -dunno but it should be on a bumper sticker.

My name is Terra and I have done horrible things. I sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and commited crimes in his name. I betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One-by-one I have destroyed the Teen Titans. And with no one left to stop me I have brought an entire city to it's knees. My name is Terra. I have done horrible things...and I have absolutely no regrets... (I'm glad she's gone)

One by one the lawn gnomes slowly steal my sanity...-dunno

Ungrateful lil...Numbuh 5's gonna pop his cherry!... -it's an inside joke that most of you are on the outside of...right Rae? ~_

If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth!...you might be a redneck! -gotta love Jeff Foxworthy and the blue collar gang!

Hermione: ::howls like a werewolf::
Harry: ::covers her mouth:: What are you doing?
Hermione: ::shakes his hand off:: Saving your life! :howls again:
Harry: ::Watches as werewolf stops advancing towards his past self:: Thanks.
::werewolf runs towards them::
Harry: Great now it's coming this way!
Hermione: Yeah...didn't think of that...

"What's a library?" -Numbuh 4

"Chicken does not have a 2 in it!" -Numbuh 5

"Check it out! Numbuh 1's a chick magnet!" -Numbuh 2

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, all gone!- Confucious

Ranma: I'll play Romeo and Akane, I want YOU to be my Juliet.
Akane: Ra...Ranma, you do know what Romeo and Juliet we're not each other right?
Ranma: Father and daughter?

Titans GO! -Robin (That damned toy right bb?)

You had me at 'Titans GO!' -Busbuddy (Once again its the toy...)

Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world! -dunno

You don't love her cuz she's beautiful, she's beautiful cuz you love her. -From 'The Notebook'

Dancin on the clouds...
A bitter empty shell... -me

Behind blue eyes
And a br ok en smile -Brit

Her wrists...they were so...so tiny! -Ranma

Starlight, Starbright...
Were the fck is mister right?

Survery Question: Where do you plan on going in life?
My Answer: Nowhere til I'm 18 then the hell out (insert where I live)
SQ: How do you plan to get there?
MA: Uh... a car.
SQ: Do you need someone's help?
MA: Yeah... The DMVs...

Suicide Hotline...Please hold... -dunno

You and me are best friends.
When you cry I cry.
When you fight I fight.
If you jump off a bridge...
I'm gonna miss your sorry ass! -dunno

You'd best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner...you're in one. -Babosi...I think that's his name

I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.- Some guy on his defense for not paying his taxes.

I have opinions of my own -strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them. -George Bush and sometimes it's just better not to ask.

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. -dunno

Three can keep a secret if two are dead. -dunno

I'm going to live forever...or die trying! -dunno

The best thing about Alzheimer's is: You can hide you're own Easter eggs. -some old person

Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand. -dunno

My family puts the fun back in disFUNctional. -dunno but it's so true

My fellow Americans and the people of Hawaii... -My friend pretending to be Bush.

What's with the note, and the running, and the vegas! -My friend pretending to be Mr. Lincoln aka Numbuh 5's dad while we talked about a fic I wanna write.

"You had me really worried for awhile back there...I just wanted you to know that without you my life would mean nothing..." -Martin to Diana (even though he's tricking her it's still really cute)

Robin (to Starfire): I don't think you understand on our plant girlfriend means-
Starfire (very mad): A female with whom you have a pleasant and special association, including the sharing of enjoyable recreation, and occasionally the buying of bountiful floral arrangements.
Robin: Okay... maybe you do understand.

Cyborg (To Beast Boy): Pull the red candy-cane thingamahoozit, now!

Starfire: Do earth boys come with some kind of manual then?

I smell bacon!
I smell pork!
Run lil piggy,
I have a fork!

A man walked into a bar and said...ouch!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra... (just try and figure it out)

Danny: I wish I had something to take this out on!
:box ghost appears:
Box Ghost: I am the box ghost! Beware!
Danny: Hello misplaced agression!
Tucker: You've got 5 minutes.
Danny: Which is 4 more then I'll need.

"Talk to my fingers!" -Omi

Rai: :puts an arm around Kimiko: Did I ever tell you you're my favortie monk?
Omi: :gets big chibi watery eyes: But...I thought I was you're favortie monk...

:dog crashes through the school wall:
Danny: Who let the dogs in?
:Sam gives him a weird look:
Danny: You know...because the song is who let the dogs out?
:Sam still gives him a weird look:
Danny: I'll be right back. :ducks under table to go ghost:
Sam: :calling after him: Bring some new jokes!

Sam: :referring to Desiree's plan: This is bad!
Danny: :phasing through the floor: And this is worse! :completly under the floor: Hey, why is there all this meat down here?

Danny: :from inside the evil hospital: AHHHHHHH! LET ME GO!
Tucker: :hates hospitals and doesn't want to go in this one: Still technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP ME!
Tucker: Still not a cry for my help...
Danny: TUCKER!
Tucker: Aw darn it!

Danny:over megaphone: Listen up, everybody. If you want your parents back, you're going to have to follow my lead.
Dash: Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?
Danny: You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear.

Valerie: :referring to Danny: Remember when I said I didn't like him before? I kinda like him now.
Sam: Yeah, well I-I mean we like him to!

Master Fung: You know Raimundo, you were not defeated by your enemy.
Rai: Oh yeah, :bends over and points to his butt: Would you like to see the imprint of his boot on my butt?

Duck tape is like the force: It has dark side, a light side, and it holds the world together. -a t-shirt in hot topic

Pissing off the planet one person at a time! -once again a t-shirt from...somewhere

:Clay and his dad hug after having a 'father-son' moment:
Jack :to Wuya:: See? Now why can't you and I have a relationship like that?
Wuya: Because I'm not your MOMMY! Now pick up your toys Jackie and lets go home.
:Jack picks up pieces of broken Jack-Bots and they walk/float away:

:Dash takes out one of his dirty, smelly, gross jockstraps from his jacket:
Tucker: I don't know what's scarier. The underwear or the fact that he carries it around in his jacket.

“I like it Sam,” Danny backed away slightly, “Whatever it is I love it. I’ll keep it forever…I…” -Danny talking to Sam about her gift that he hasn't even unwrapped yet from LAcey52's Links in the Chain (YOU MUST READ THIS STORY!)

(True,) the white whole said. (My name is Khairelikoblepharehglukumeilichephreidosd'enagouni-) and at the same time he went flickering through a pattern of colors that was evidently the visual translation.
"Ky-elik-" Nita began.
"Fred," Kit said quickly. "Well," He added as they looked at him again, "if we have to yell for help or something, the other way's too long. And that was the only part I got, anyway."

Razors pain you, rivers are damp,
Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps.
Guns aren’t lawful, nooses give,
Gas smells awful – you might as well live. -Dorothy Parker

"She grabbed my butt." -Chowder

"I just kissed a girl. I just kissed a girl...on the lips!" -DJ (what makes this line amusing is that he didn't kiss her, she kissed him)

Will: Witch!
Karen: Bitch!
Will: Hoe!
Karen: Mo!

"Fine. If no one wants to play with me than I'll just go play with myself!" -Grace

If you can dream it, you can do! -Jimmy -Blades of Glory-

I won't say there wasn't kissing and crying on both sides. But in Narnia no one thinks any worse of you for that.

"You two aren't doing what your mom and dad were concerned you were doing-I mean, what they told me they thought you were doing? Are you?" She -Aunt Annie- had the grace to look embarrassed as she said it. Nita and Kit could do nothing but look at each other and burst out laughing.
"Why does everyone think that?" Kit asked, sounding momentarily aggrieved. "Do we go around panting at each other or something?"

Danny: What's so important about dreams anyways?
Nocturne: Says the ghost boy who dreams of the goth girl.
Danny: Oh, oh man...that-that was private.

Derek: You know that deep-deep-deep-deep-deep down I...care about Casey.

Simple things amuse me,
Cuz complex things confuse me!

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
An hour to like someone
And a day to love someone
But it takes a lifetime to forget someone

Derek: Business is cruel...but not totally heartless.

Edwin: Well there is someone...
Derek: Great! How fast can she be here?
Edwin: Pretty fast... ::flips the heat vent open::
Casey: ::from the shower:: Singing Polly Wally doodle all the day~ea!
Derek: ::relization dawns::banging head on desk:: No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...she's perfect!

Moze: You gotta chill...

That goat doesn't love you!

Sweet nibblets! I've been punked by a parrot! -Jackson

When are they going to realize that's me in a dress! -Mr. Lancer

Ned: Oh don't stare at me with those big brown eyes!

Cookie: So, how'd you do on your tests?
Ned: I passed... ::looks down sadly:: But I think I failed the most important one...

Geek 1: Don't worry, geeks alway get the girl!
Geek 2: But not til we're in our thirties and rich!

Breaking up is SO NOT EASY! - Ron

Meg: Oh shit! I, uh, fucked up your boot...
Silver: That's okay. I can un-fuck it up.

Hermione: ::from Epic Movie:: Harry likes to get drunk off and show off his Sorcerer's Stones!

Do not stand at my grave and cry
I am not there, I do not die -An Indian poem

Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

Next time I see you, given you a high-five, cuz hugs are overrated just F.Y.I.

You (heart) complete me. -Jackson

Good day Mr. Diddy...I said GOOD DAY! -Jackson

The trick is to double knot the socks. -Derek

Ryan: It's Casey and Derek...the wimpiest tag team ever!
Derek: Hey! I am ::voice jumps an octave:: scrappy!

Will: Don't put anything in your mouth that isn't wrapped.

Peter Pan: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

Peter Pan: I want always to be a boy and have fun.
Wendy: You say so...but I think it is your biggest pretend.

I do believe in far~ies! -on some level, this is all of us

Meg::doing Silver's hair:: Dude...why do your bangs do that?
Silver::shrugs:: They just do.
Meg::nodds:: Oh...so they're of the Apple Jack variety.

Jack: I really tried to put myself in a dog's position.
Will: Why should today be any different.

You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! -dunno

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

When you're day is going badly remember it could always be worse:
You could be a siamese twin.
Your twin could be gay while your straight.
Your twin could have a date coming over that evening...
You only have one ass.

My Roommate (who is only 4'11): ::wailing:: ::on her 19th Birthday:: Griffey says I'm only 9 years old.
Silver: That's because you're not tall enough to be 10.

Derek: ::puts hula hoop around Casey:: Force shield...is activated.

Oppertunity doesn't just come once in a lifetime. And the people we call successful are just those who were smart enough to grab it every chance they got.

Casey: I know planned surprise party is an oxymoron.
Derek: What did you just call me?

~~ Song Lyrics ~~

1. "What the hell do I know...about what she likes." -What She Likes

2. "As far as I'm concerned, you're just another picture to BURN." -Picture to Burn

3. "I thought I loved you but it was just how you looked in the light." -Hum Halleujah

4. "The best part of believe is the lie." -Sophmore Slump or Comeback of the Year

5. "Yes, no matter come what will... in my heart I'll be living with grace." -Living with Grace

6. "I'm 6''5 and I look damn good!" -Online

7. "I would have used a pencil, but lead's just not permanent." -Dear Jaimie... Sincerely Me

8. "We couldn't stand being normal."- You and Me

9. "'Til I find my hero's welcome waiting in your arms." -Go the Distance

10. "For all the wisedom of a lifetime, no one can ever tell." Forever Young

11. "That's where blue skies always meet the sun rise." -Her Eyes

12. "That someone so unforgettable thinks that I am unforgettable too." -Unforgettable

13. "Because the drugs never work!" -Teenagers

14. "You got me feeling so G-U-D!" -I'm in Love with a Capital U

15. "The only one who's got enough of me to break my heart" -Teardrops on My Guitar

16. "I almost didn't notice all the roses." -Our Song

17. "I could tell you...his favorite color's green, he loves to argue, born on the sevententh..." -Better than Me

18. "Myself and I have some straightening out to do." -Big Girls Don't Cry

19. "When you kiss my nose the feeling shows." -Bubbly

20. "Touchdown, turnaround. Everything is safe and sound!" -Touchdown, Turnaround

Quote of the Moment:

Freddie: Someday I'll be Carly's second husband.
Carly: What happened to my first husband?
Freddie: Nothing you can prove!

I have no idea how often this quote will change, whenever I find another one that tickles my fancy just so I suppose.

A poem I wrote...in fact it's my favorite one to date:

The eerie creek of empty swings
The memories of childish things
Of running around in carefree days
Schools days passing by in a haze

With nothing to worry 'bout excpet homework and boys
And who would fix the broken up toys
From dolls to make-up from kickballs to cars
From fixing skinned knees to mending hurt hearts

These walls watched as we all grew
These walls knew secrets no one else knew
Like when we cared more for boys then for games
Like when we had to have all the brand names

Or when we cheated on a quiz or a test
And told to put a guilty conciounse to rest
Like who the bully's new victim would be
Or how Johnny fell and scrapped up his knee

They watched as we went from 1st to 6th grade
They watched as the greatest of friendships were made
They watched as best friends parted their ways
Or made empty promises to stay friends always

They watched as tears fell caused by great sadness
They listened to laughs caused by great gladness
I remember I told them my secrets of old
Knowing forever would pass and the wouldn't tell a soul

'Cuz this used to be my playground
Those used to be my swings
But now they're just my memories
Of swetter childish things

I was just looking over all of these quotes and I realized something...well two things atcually.

1. I have no idea who said over half of these

and

2. I have exactly 186 quotes to date! I BROKE A HUNDRED!

random people: OHHHHHHH! :eyes get all big: That's alot!

Preview of New Stories:

Any Man of Mine: .sorta a songfic, not really though. When Ash hears Misty singing the famous Shania Twain song, only he doesn't realize it's just that, a song, he goes to great lengths to show her he can do everything on her 'list'. .AAML or course.

No real deep meaning to this story, just that Ash has to learn that a song is just a song. :okay, this is just my attempt at a humor story, not so good at those either, and plus we had a 8 hour ride to Connecticut and my mom blasted this song over, and over, and over while I played pokemon games on my friends gameboy. Plus, I'm just weird like that.: I don't know if I'll actually ever write this one, but the idea still makes me smile, so I'll leave it up in case inspiration ever strikes.

Just Like Clockwork: .sort of based onTUE and KP ASIT. Clockwork, in hopes of destroying Danny Phantom, by crushing Danny Fenton's spirit steals the one thing that matters most to the halfa. Now Danny has to travel through time to find Sam and save her before the clock runs out for both of them...

Sometimes turning back the clock isn't such a good idea, and sometimes it necessary. After all, if we lock away our most percious memories and forget to take them out once in a while we could very well lose the thing that matters most to us. Danny's going to have to uncover some long forgotten memories if he's going to save Sam...and realize just how much he loves her... :I am going to do this! I swear I am, I've got a big plot bunny and its offspring all flitting around in my head. I actually think this is going to be a really good fanfic. It's a little more based on TUE then I had orginally started with but it's still, basically a different plot, just a few unplanned TUE influnces. I personally think that makes it better.: I actually have five or six chapters of this thing already written up. If I can find the notebook I wrote all the notes in, I'll probably try and get more done over winter break. I would really like to finish, and post, this fic.

Past, Present, and Neutron: .some inspiration from Hope Floats. Cindy pretty much ran away from her past when she left Retroville with Nick Dean to live the big life in the city. Now, six years later, she's running back to Retroville with a broken heart and winds up on the doorstep of everyone's favorite genius. Now she's picking up the pieces of her shattered life and, of course, Jimmy's there to help.

Our pasts will always be there, no matter what. And we all want to run from them sometimes. Some of us don't have the courage to run away and some of us do. And sometimes...coming back is harder then never leaving in the first place... :Also definitely going to do this one. I'm actually feeling pretty proud of this fic too. I hope you guys like it as much as I like writing it. Oh and the title will definitely be suseptable to change. And I'm only getting inspiration from the first five minutes of Hope Floats (seeing as that's all I've ever seen).: I've got five or six chapters of this story written up too. I had this huge JN kick, and now it's kind of died. But since I've got it pretty much planned out and a chunk of it written I won't take this off the list. It may not be up for a while though.

Untitled As of Now: .LWD. An angsty story of love, hallucinations, and the picture that doesn't say a thousand words...just the three most important ones. .Dasey and Lizwin if you squint.

It's always hard when you're faced with the possibility of losing someone you love. It's even harder when you never got the chance to tell them how you feel, especially if you had a million chances because she's only a room away. Derek can only hope he'll get a second chance to tell Casey how he feels. That is, if her image will ever stop following him around... :A supposed to be oneshot that snowballed out of my control. It's completely finished at over 6,000 words and I'm just waiting for my beta to give it back to me, chose an ending, and help me decide on a title. As soon as she does that it'll be up, I promise.:

Kiss and Make-Up: .The Chronicles of Narnia. Snatches of moments between Peter and Susan, from their coranation to their final entry into the true Narnia. .P/S.

War often tears families apart and, as Peter became the man of the house, he and Susan lost the bond they used to have. Their trip through Narnia, as it's saviors and it's rulers, will help them rebuild that. We may only get snatches of the growth...but it's enough to know that their forever is really going to be forever. Somethings just aren't meant to be messed with. :This is what I get for watching a movie where all of the main characters are related. Seriously. The more I watched the more I noticed that all the Pevensie's were kind of at odd with each other (except possibly Peter and Lucy) and they all got the chance to reconcile with one another. Except Peter and Susan, and in my opinion they're fighting was the worst. So I'm giving them a chance to make up, for everything. Most of this is written in my notebook, and it's another oneshot that snowballed out of control on me, so I think it's going to be a two or three shot now.:

Secret Weapon: .LWD. Marti was his good luck charm but, as he was beginning to realize, Casey was his secret weapon. .Not so much Dasey as Derek learning to respect Casey a little more, which will probably one day lead to Dasey.

Casey may not play hockey, but she got some moves that will leave even Derek speechless. She'll teach him if he asks nicely too. Now he's just got to convince the rest of his team to take her seriously. It's not going to be as easy as it looks though, and Derek's going to learn that for all her keener and klutzilla ways, Casey's an alright girl to have around. Especially is she can knock her opponent on their ass like that... :I'm stealing the move Casey will use from Go Figure, so if you've seen that movie you'll have a good idea of what Casey's going to do. Casey seems like a figure skater to me, for fun not competition. As much as I love Dasey, I think this fic would probably be better off with Derek just learning to respect Casey. You can tell from the episodes that he still doesn't respect her as much as he should, even as her brother or friend. It'll probably be a oneshot, maybe a two shot but not much longer than that.:

That's All Folks!

Wilson: You mean...it ends?!

Silver: Yeah. ::shrugs:: Eventually everything ends.

Wilson: ::looks shocked:: But I thought this thing was going to go on FOREVER!

Silver: ::pulls out needles:: Care to say that again!

Wilson: I was only joking!

Silver: ::puts needle down but with in arms reach::

Wilson: ::sighs in relief::

Derek: ::just sighs::

This is Silverflare07 signing out! Peace ~_~v