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Author has written 6 stories for Twilight. I am a rather strange person some people would call me mental but whatever! My writing sometimes gets a bit annoying as I use too many exclamation marks, I can't help it if I am a naturally expressive person!! I have one majour obsession... TWILIGHT/ the red and black bible, this is my favourite book as everytime I read it i find someting different about it (I have read it nerely 7 times)!! Go kinky eclares and baking games (being a top noch pastry chef can only make your life more pleasurable and... INTERESTING! HA!)! I can never finish things that I start and this is a problem with my fanfics as I get writer's block VERY easilly, I also have a BIG issue with spelling (and maybe adding, in the SATs I added 32 and got 6!) some of my spelling sensations may include: asking how many 'cs' seccond had (is it two or one, I can never remember) and many many more!! Other books that I have read and loved are the Georgia Nicolson series, I tak about these for hours and it seems like we are speaking another languge... hmmm... maybe we are!! My friends get extremely annoyed with me when I start talking about books, this may be something to do with the fact that once I start talking I can't stop! I just go on, and on and on and... If whenever you see or hear the names "Edward" or "Jacob" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Jacob, copy this into your profile. If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. 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If you think Jacob Black is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (not mentioning names- coughEviecoughJasoncough) If you constantly worry about how the Twilight movie will turn out, slam it, flame it, declare that you won't see it, and then begin planning parties for you and your friends to go to the midnight premiere, copy and paste this in your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this is your profile If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile If you have multiple voices in your head put this in your profile Link to stacey's mom: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nVJmwYKy7eM | |||||||||
1. The Cullens and the Credit Crunch reviewsCarlisle gets stressed about money issues and the Credit crunchTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-12-09 - Carlisle & Edward - Complete2. I'm sure you can get Viagra for Vampires! reviewsCompletely random, pointless and hopefully funny! Just a random conversation between Bella and Nessie about there parteners and getting it up!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-20-08 - Bella & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete3. If Edward never returned » reviewsThis is set in New Moon just before Jaocb nerely kisses Bella as he has just smelt Alice. Alice never comes so Bella and Jacob actually do kiss. I suck at summarys but please read and review in spite of my crap attempt of a summary!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,971 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 7-10-08 - Bella & Jacob4. The unfortunate incedent of the vampire and the reviewsEdwad is out hunting and Alice had bought Bella some lingerie for Edward to enjoy when he comes home. What will happen when Bella gets stuck in it and Jacob is the only one home? Set after Breaking Dawn...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-4-08 - Bella & James5. The birds an the Loch Ness Monster » reviewsNessie walks in on Bella and Edward 'Baking' and is quite confused. So she goes to each of the Cullens to find out what they were doing!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-12-08 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie6. Edward, Bella and two fanfics! reviewsEdward and Bella reading two fanfics, the rest of the Cullens watching TV... what will be the outcome? p.s completly pointless and stupid!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-1-08 - Edward & Bella - Complete