Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
OK, if you ended up here is either because you want to know about me, or because you are bored, or you are probably lost... So I think that I should write something for you people.
Personality: Well I wanted to say that I'm an extremely shy person and that I have no idea how I actually ended up publishing something I wrote.
Appearance: That is me in the Avatar pic.
Date of Birth: August 3, 1990
From: Puerto Rico.
Language: Spanish, English.
Obsessions: SEVERUS SNAPE, .Hack//sign, Inuyasha, Blood Plus, Noir, anime in general.
Favorite Characters: (From Harry Potter) SEVERUS SNAPE, Bellatrix Lestrange, Sirius Black, Lucius Malfoy. (Inuyasha) Kikyo, Sesshomaru.(Noir) Kirika. (Elfen Lied) Lucy. (Blood +) Diva, Saya. Lain.
Pairings I like: Severus Snape/ Almost any female character, Inuyasha/Kikyo.
"Bellatrix puts the fun in 'Fundamental psycho'."
"Seamus Finnegan is not 'after me Lucky Charms'."
"No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class."
"The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball."
"House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers."
"I will not call the DADA teacher 'Kenny', even if he is wearing an orange anorak."
"I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class."
"I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha."
"Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar."
"Asking how do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense and walking away is only funny the first time."
"It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously."
"I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick."
"I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter."
"Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda."
"I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor."
"Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled 'Firewhiskey'."
"Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes."
"First years are not to be fed to Fluffy or introduced to as friends."
"A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become."
"It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox."
"I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class."
"First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow."
"I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort."
"I will not hit Voldemort in the head every two minutes and claim I was trying to catch a mosquito."
"I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library."
"There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts and I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder."
"I will not refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'."
"Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is 'Headmaster', not 'My Liege'."
"If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling 'It Does DEATH!!' may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should answer."
"I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here."
"If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it."
"I will not claim my X-Files tapes are 'Auror Training Videos'."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins."
" 'OMGWTF' is not a spell."
"I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
" I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches."
"Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit."
"My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such."
" I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts."
" I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast."
"I will not call Professor McGonagall 'McGoogles'."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand."
" I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day or Hug A Snape Day for that matter."
"I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom."
"It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate."
"I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways."
"I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways."
"I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. No matter if you truly believe it is."
“To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys is not an appropriote career choice."
"I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office."
“Y’all check this-here shit out! is not an appropriate way to announce that you are about to perform an experimental spell."
"I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout 'I have the power!'.”
"I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet."
"I will not pull on Dumbledores beard just to see if its real."
"No matter how much I admire Dumbledore’s beard I will not shave it to paste it on my chin."
"I will not bash the suits of armor over the head and have sword fights in the hall."
"I will not ask hagrid to explain exactly HOW he was concived."
"I will not ask the Hufflepuffs to explain their emblem, or their name."
"I will not dress up as Proffesor Snape at Halloween and claim to be his long lost transexual twin."
"I will not use my cauldron to cook vegetable soup, especially during potions lessons."
"I will not start a Gilderoy Lockhart, Harry Potter, Sirius black, Remus Lupin, or a James Potter fanclub during potions lessons."
"I will not set Fluffy on Mrs. Norris."
"I must not point to the Dark Mark in the sky and shout "To the Batmobile, Robin."
"I must not make fun of Professor Lupin's 'time of the month' by referring to it as his period."
"I will not tell Professor Snape he has been assigned James Potter for the Valentines Day gift exchange, or Harry Potter for that matter."
"I must not convince first years that the new password to Gryffinndor tower is "Petrificus Totalus" and must be recited with their wands pointed at themselves."
"I must not put a paper sign on Firenze's back saying "Pony Rides: 3 Sickles'."
"I will not give Professor Umbridge free said Pony Rides cupons."
"I Will not jump up, Yelling "VOLDERMORT, RUN!" in the middle of a Order or DA meeting."
"I will not tell Snape he needs to go to his 'Happy place'.
"How to annoy Snape: Ask him if he knows who Alan Rickman is."
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, comedy is when you fall into a sewer and die."
"You are the stupidest thing since rocks."
"Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs."
"You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder."
"All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies."
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before."
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people."
"Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies."
"I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again."
"I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers."
"Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
Hope that takes a way your boredom away or at least keeps you occupied for a while... see ya.
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