Order in which I shall finish stories:

-Quick! Axel! Hit him in the face with a frying pan!: Requestfic! from SCHEXY.ZEXY Zexion Callahan is a teen prodigy. It's because of this that he gets to go visit Germany for the summer. He stays with Demyx Rogendorf and his family, Demyx being the same age. They become very close, and some stuff happens that leads to... so much crap that it's just hell for them all. Zemyx Akuno mpreg

-My Pet Alien is Addicted to World of Warcraft: Zexion Callahan is to wed his long-time partner Axel Cunningham, all for one reason. Zexion's reason is a secret to Axel and everyone else in the world, and Axel's reason is... well he doesn't know why. Finally, at the last second, Zexion makes an important decision that changes his life forever: he splits. He just leaves, trying to start a new life. Zemyx, AkuZeku, AkuRoku, Yuffentine, Cleon, BalFran, Mpreg.-

-Oh Fuck, Shit, Fuck, Fuck, yo!: After some unforseen circumstances, poor Mr. Valentine has been changed into a child. Fuuuuuuuuuck. Yuffentine. Vin/Reno friendship.

--Small ideas that may turn into stories--
Setting: Phon Coast/Bhujerba/Archadia POV: Demyx Pairings: AkuZeku mild Zemyx Notes: slight mpreg, journal mode, set during summer(s), convenient store, Trojan
Setting: Hogwarts Pairings: AkuDemyZekuRoku Notes: Axel-G-7(2) Zexion-S-6 Roxas-G-5 Demyx-H-7(1)((B)) Quidditch: Axel- Beater(Captain) Roxas- Seeker Demyx- Chaser(Captain)

Important things you should know about CHUCK NORRIS:

-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
-Chuck Norris can only be hurt by Chuck Norris's fist.
-Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a nightlight because he's scared of the dark.
-The dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
-Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
-Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of everything he calls around you.
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then Chuck Norris has more money than you.
-There's no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
-Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys. (XD)
-Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
-To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
-For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
-Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
-Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
-Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-Chuck Norris doesn't fear God, actually he is God's right hand man.
-If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win, forever.
-Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
-Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in it's chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel, Schizzar, Muffinpirate

Favorites:

Music: David Bowie, Muse, Sex Pistols, Billy Idol, the Killers, Weezer, Death Cab for Cutie, Queen, Matt & Kim, Green Day

Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Coraline, Princess Bride, Labyrinth, PotC, LotR, Sleepy Hollow, Empire Records, Pride & Prejudice, the Linguini Incident, Hairspray

TV: Psych, Dr. Who, Spongebob, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rugrats, Invader Zim

Men: David Bowie, David Tennant, Ryan Reynolds, Derek, Sid Vicious

Wimmins: Ellen Page, Ann Hathaway, Jennifer Garner

Animals: Unicorns, Heffalumps, Cats, Zebras, Penguins, Ligers.

Eyes: Green, blue

Fetishes: Mohawks, piercings, tattoos, 80's garb, punk look, certain noses