Let's say I told you that I live in Norway with my five sibling (whom I hate) and my parents. Would you believe me? If you asked me if I liked horses I'd definitely refuse and tell you that I love them instead. I'm unofficially horsecrazy. (If you know how to make it official please tell me) I wrote this about 5 minutes after I registered here on Tuesday, July 8, 2008 at 10:37:16 AM. I love sprinting but I hate jogging, I love playing my flute, and I love reading. After moving to Norway this site practically saved me, because I don't have access to a library. I'm going to start writing some stories of my own; I'm already done with the first chapter of my first story ever, so I'll post it in two days.

I could also add that I have 15 cats, (89 hats), 26 parrots (but only 17 carrots), 4 poodles, (57 noodles), a shetland sheepdog (and a hog). And I could mention the fact that I sorta like poetry (reading only, so far). But how would you know if I'm telling the truth? You don't! So I could tell you those facts, but I don't think I will, cause if I did you'd never believe me again.

News: (I think I'm going to start doing these)

7-15-09: I haven't written in a long time. Y'all must think I abandoned Chloe, which is not that far from the truth. It's abandoned for now, but I hope to get inspiration to rework it some day.

9-20-08: Today I officially declare myself insane, crazey, mad, whatever you like to call it. I have found that it is (sadly) unhealthy to sit up until past midnight reading fanfic when you are supposed to be asleep by 10pm. I also found that I am too obsessed with these stories to let them go. (Though lately I've had trouble finding good, interesting stories that I don't abandon before I finish reading them. My favourites (the stories I really want to finish reading) are usually incomplete and will always stay so, abandoned by their authors.

7-29-08: (3:47 AM): Chapter 4 is up!

7-28-08: I just posted the third chapter of Chloe at 2:28:34 PM. Not bad, eh? Currently I have one review, thanks to kay2164. Better than nothing, though.

7-28-08: I posted the second chapter of Chloe today at 2:00:48 AM. A little long wait, I know, but I was hoping for at least one review first. You do your part (review) and I'll do mine (write). Deal.

7-16-08: I put up my first fanfic ever. I wrote it a couple days ago and I'm hoping for reviews. It's called Chloe, but the title's likely to change because I have no idea what's going to happen. I'm writing to find out! Ideas are also appreciated. Go read it!

7-16-08: Today I put my news section up. Yay me!

7-14-08: I registered on FanFiction.Net! Soon I'm putting up my first story!

7-9-08: The day I found fanfic. Thanks to Alison Croggins (author of the Pellinor books) who put a link in her blog to a fan's version of The Singing which happened to be here on fanfic

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bucesae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the message above paste it in your profile

Quotes

"Be kind. You may be only someone in this world but you may mean the world to someone."

"A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more."

"Walking is not a lost art. One must by some means get to the garage."

"Before you criticize a man walk a mile in his shoes. That way when you criticize him you are a mile away and you have his shoes."

"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"People don’t always want to hear the truth."

"If you are always looking behind you to see if you’re being followed, you can’t see where you are going and you will run into a pole."

"To live held back by fear is to only live half a life."

"The easiest house you will ever sell is the one you have just sold."

"I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't deserve my friends."

"If all my friends jumped off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them. I'd be at the bottom to catch them."

"A circle is round, it has no end. That's how long I want to be your friend."

"Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies."

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

!eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

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